The Most Underwhelming Brain Teasers of All Time
1. Question: Which flower is the most powerless: the jasmine, the sunflower, or the rose?
Answer: Jasmine.
Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine flower.
2. Question: What is the last name of the pencil?
Answer: Shaw.
Reason: sharpen (Xiao) pencil.
3. Question: what line does an orangutan hate the most?
Answer: parallel lines.
Reason: parallel lines do not intersect (banana).
4. Question: which is the worst: rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?
Answer: rubber.
Reason: eraser (eraser poor).
5. Question: what are cloth and paper afraid of?
Answer: cloth is afraid of 10,000, paper is afraid of what.
Reason: not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, only (paper) afraid of what if.
6. Question: What will the unicorn become when it reaches the North Pole?
Answer: Ice cream.
Reason: ice cream (ice unicorn).
7. Question: Which historical figure is the most unpopular?
Answer: Su Wu.
Reason: Su Wu shepherding sheep north of the sea (by the sea flat).
8. Question: Which number from 1 to 9 is the most industrious and which number is the laziest?
Answer: 1 lazy; 2 hardworking.
Reason: one (1) does not do two (2) does not rest.
9. Q: How do you make a sparrow quiet?
Answer: Press it a little.
Reason: the crow is silent (press the sparrow).
10.Question: Which man in history was the fastest runner?
Answer: Cao Cao
Reason: Speak of Cao Cao
11. Question: Who is Rice Her Mother
Answer: Hana
Reason: Peanut Rice
12. Question: What is equal to Little White plus Little White?
Answer: equals Whitey
Reason: Whitey TWO
13. Question: Which number from 30-50 is more powerful than a bear's poop!!!!
Answer:40
Reason: Facts speak louder than (bears)
14. Question:What if a pig in a pen runs out?
Answer: Wang Lihong
Reason: Coaxing it inside
Question: What if it comes out again?
Answer: Han Hong
Reason: still coaxing
Bursting laughter of the elementary school students to make a sentence
Title: one of the
Student: one of my left foot love hurt.
Criticism: are you a centipede?
Title: one after another
Student: after work, my father came home one after another.
Criticism: How many dads do you have?
Title: thriving
Student: my brother is growing thriving.
Critique: kid, is your brother a vegetable?
Title: sad
Student: it's sad that there's a ditch in front of my house.
Critique: the teacher is even sadder.
Title: another ...... another
Student: my mom is short, tall, fat and thin.
Criticism: is your mom a deformed golden steel?
Title: besides
Student: a train passes by, and besides, and besides, and besides.
Criticism: I'm dead.
Title: on a horse
Student: I was happy to ride on a horse.
Critique: you come down
After the teacher found a cigarette butt in the dormitory ......
[Scene 1]
Teacher: honestly do you smoke?
Boy A: No, I don't.
Teacher: Well, have a french fry.
Boy A naturally reaches out with two fingers and takes it ......
(Scene 2)
Teacher: Smoke?
Boy B: no.
Teacher: Well, have a french fry.
Boy B took the fries carefully because he heard about A.
Teacher: No ketchup?
B accidentally dipped too much so he immediately flicked it with two fingers---
[Scene 3]
Teacher: Smoking?
Boy C: no.
Teacher: No? Good, have a French fry.
Boy C finished his fries, sweating carefully because of the previous two examples.
Teacher: don't you want to bring one back for your classmates?
Boy C takes the fries and clips them to his ear ......
[Scene 4]
Teacher: Smoking?
Boys D: No.
Teacher: Good. Have a french fry.
Boy D ate the fries with trepidation and put them in his jacket pocket again.
The teacher suddenly shouted: the principal is coming.
Boy D hurriedly took the fries out of his pocket and threw them on the floor, stomping hard on them with his foot.......
[Scene 5]
Teacher: Smoking?
Boy: No.
Teacher: That's good. Have a French fry.
The boy just took the fries,
The teacher said: don't you want to buy me one.
The boy rushes to hand over the fries from both hands, then pulls out his lighter ......
[Scene 6]
Teacher: Smoke?
Boys: no.
Teacher: Good. Have a French fry.
The boy ate the fries with trepidation and put them in his jacket pocket again.
The teacher suddenly shouted: the principal is coming.
The boy's palms were already sweating and he bowed his head and said, "Hello, principal!
The teacher: the principal will smell the flavor of your mouth.
Boys from the pocket out of the fries: Ann la, still here it, the fire are not yet lit ......
[Scene 7]
Teacher: you smoke or not?
Boys: Promise God, absolutely not.
Teacher: You really don't smoke? Okay, let's have a French fry.
Boy: Very naturally, he took the fries and ate them.
Teacher: What a good boy, what brand of fries do you usually like?
Boys: (pleased with himself) Dahua ......
[Scene N]
Teacher: Have a French fry!
Boys: Thanks, won't.
1 When I was a kid, the TV series "Hunt the Detective" and "Hooligan Hunt" were on, and a grandmother in the yard said, "Tonight's the show, Hunt the Hooligan." 。。。。。。
2 a not familiar with the colleagues and I chat, chat content boring to the extreme,, net talk about how he and his girlfriend, how it
I am speechless ,,,, to be half a day after he spoke, looked at me ,,,, meaning may be, he said so much, I should always state it
A moment,, I really don't know what to say,,, out of turn surprisingly asked a sentence: You! The girl friend is a woman, right?
They were cold !!!!
3 Junior high school teachers talk about the ancient Babylonian civilization, when talking about the Sumerians, the history teacher was excited to speak into the "and the two river basins of the Shu and the United States," the spot laughs half
4 buy helmets together to eat, a man went up to the boss: boss, come to the two steel helmets!
(Good teeth, appetite is good, eat well.)
5 In high school, there was a classmate named Huang Jiajian
One day the class did not arrive, the old class entered the classroom to see his seat empty
and asked: Yi, Huang Jiajian people?
The whole class laughed, and from now on, they will call him "Huang's Bitch".
6 Previously, the exam teacher issued a paper, the back of the girl took one more, shouting "teacher, I have, I have" results sitting next to him, said the boys "is my, is my" class burst cold ~ ~ ~ ~
7 Two years ago, in the factory dry, one day I was in the factory dry, I was in the factory dry, one day I was in the factory dry. Factory dry, one day I went with my master (in fact, older than me 1 year) to the branch office, the material clerk is a forty most of the older sister, surnamed Dong. After finishing the job, my master was very polite and wanted to say, "Sister Dong, let's go. The result of the said out into: "understand ah. "
8 ~ There was another time, I went to buy breakfast, queuing up to find that the usually unsmiling boss is also in the queue, and was very nervous, after greeting, and mustered up the courage to say to the chef: "Master trouble to a cup of buns, two tits!" ~
~~~~ woo~~ two years for the first time to hear the boss laugh so loud ~ ~ ~ ~ depressed ~ ~ ~
9 friends children half a year old, call to care, after two pleasantries, came a sentence: your child is now eaten human milk or your milk
10 one evening, ran into an acquaintance, opened his mouth and said: "Morning ah! "... 11 In the evening, a roommate came into the room and loudly announced: "Today I watched the midnight version of the American Murderer's Bell! "
12 The other day to buy a watermelon, I heard someone ask the melon seller: your watermelon has a skin?
13 A farmer in the field yard sunshine wheat, a few chickens to peck, the farmer sweep, chicken scratch, and then sweep and scratch again, can not stand it, cursed: "you bad things, I scratch, you sweep, I scratch, you sweep."
14 One day to go shopping, urinary urgency, found in front of a cybercafe, rushed into the door to the webmaster shouted: you guys this thatched toilet in which ~?
15 In the cafeteria to buy food, saw the long desired tofu skin, an excited and waiter said, to a potato skin, the surrounding people are stunned.
16 Due to a business opportunity, to go to a certain place in the Bank of China maintenance equipment, from the hotel out to do on the cab to the female driver said: "to the Bank of China, by the way, looking for a hardware store to buy a knife" Khan! At that time I meant to buy a screwdriver, I did not notice that I said wrong, then the female driver has been looking at me very aggrieved, said: "Brother I'm going to get off work, you re-taxi it". At that time I was very angry, viciously said: "You want to get off work in the hotel parking what car ah! The female driver looked at me about to collapse and said: "Brother that after buying the knife I do not want the car money you find another one it" Halo! I just realized that I said wrong, quickly explained half a day, and now think about it all feel sorry for others female drivers.
17 Politics teacher once lectured when he said: "I give an analogy below", and then felt that it was not right, and then said: "to make an example of"
18 Remember "Han Wu Da Di" inside
Zhang Qian from the Western region back, brought new materials for iron making
The first time I saw a car, the first time I saw it, I was able to find a car.
The new material brought by Zhang Qian from the Western Region
made a good sword, and Liu Che brought it to Li Guang
Li Guang kept repeating:
Your Majesty, a good sword, Your Majesty, a good sword ......
Speechless ... ...
19 Really good donkey as a heart lung
20 Junior high school, the teacher called the translation Who is this man ?
A student translated: Who is this man? The class laughed, the teacher was speechless
21 The last time I went to McDonald's, the sales clerk said: come to a bag of potato chips, people said no. I said, what store ah even potato chips. I said, what store ah even potato chips are not, said turned around and left.
22 Midterm exams, even behind the girl on the table there is a pants shaped pencil bag, I turned around, the pencil bag fell, I said: "MM you pants fell"
23 Remember the road met a dog, the side MM surprised yelled: ah, that tail no dog!
23 Sunny too ass 24 Remember when I was a child to buy a toy gun loaded with round plastic bullets, directly to the toy store grandfather said: buy a pack of original (round) bullets!
25 My classmate explained to me how to call a certain inquiry.
I wanted to ask if the person answering the phone was a real person or a voice, but I said, "Is the person answering the phone a live person or a dead person?"
26 Carrying a lot of things and gg in the train station looking for a place to store bags.
The police patrol, gg immediately went up to ask politely: "How to go to the buried bag?"
27 Politics class talked about Sino-Japanese political issues, pulling a tear talking about the Japanese samurai disemboweled himself.
The teacher said: "Japanese samurai died before the cesarean section ~ ~ ~"
28 Once to find a customer named Wang called, the switchboard to answer the phone is a very sweet sound MM, she told me his extension, I do not know what I'm looking for in the name of the king is a man or a woman, I asked a passing question "May I ask if he is Mr. Male or Mr. Female?"
29 University period, a classmate of mine just bought a cell phone, do the mobile card, call 1860 artificial desk inquiry, a moment of excitement: please ask your ground moving band business. The first time I saw this, I heard the operator say politely: "We've got a great deal of business going on here.
30 The eleventh year of my junior year, I went to work in a fish mall. Guests took a good selection of fish, my classmates very gently pointing to the fish kill table said to him:
"You go over, someone will kill you."
31 Yesterday, a man said he would introduce me to a girlfriend, I was going to ask "beautiful", but the result was "cheap". I'm not sure if I've ever been in a position to do that before!
32 The teacher told us: "Spring trip in the car honestly, don't always throw your head and arms out."
33 My husband is particularly thin, once I was anxious to say, "Husband, look at your thin like a pig!
34 One day went to Tianjin more famous bridge road food store to buy food. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said!
The result of the day I saw a new slightly smaller cake, look basically the same, but I'm not sure, so to the sales clerk aunt asked: "This is a small wife cake is it"
Results of the whole field of blank stares
35 cousin's home open kindergarten, once she had an emergency, I have to go to help her take care of those children 1 hour, play games, tell stories and so on. The first time I had to deal with more than 10 children, I had to go to the hospital and take care of them for an hour. The first time to face more than ten children, too nervous, tongue tied: "Children, today auntie to tell you a "Allah lamp" story (Aladdin and the Divine Lamp) ......... "
36 Concave out
Convex in ....
37 Podcast original: two thugs injured my 110 police officers and then fled
Announcer read: two thugs injured my 110 police officers and then fled
(Huang Feihong reincarnated!)
38 When I was in high school I was in the same class as my brother and he sat behind me
One night our geography teacher asked us:
Which one of you is the older sister? Who is the younger brother?
At that time I froze
39 Once I bought a cold skin back to the dormitory, I went to another dormitory to sneak around, and came back to find my roommates eating my cold skin.
When they saw me coming back, one of them said to me: Why are you just coming back?
One of them said to me: "Why did you come back so late?
40 day want to drink soda, rush a few steps towards the cold drink stall want to say to come to a bottle of soda, unexpectedly see the beer placed in front of the heel, a rush actually said: "boss, come to a bottle of fart water", the boss ......... .........
41 Just now a colleague read the newspaper and asked, "Yesterday, the Chinese team won by a few?"
China on one, how Singapore can not come out of the negative it
42 Previously on the red and white machine there is a game called "wilderness dartman", Europeans generally call it "wilderness big john"
43 There is a commentator: out of Asia, out of the world!
44 Once, my husband and I had a fight, and he called me a "pig!" I scolded him: "You are the husband of a pig." After scolding really feel like a pig.
45 A colleague of ours, he went to take the driver's license, said a classic words to the examiner:
Report meter,, the examiner normal ~~~~~~
46 I remember once, and a sister to KFC, queuing up when I listened to her mouth reciting words, a chicken leg burger, a pair of chicken wings ......
46 I remember one time and a sister to KFC, queuing up when I heard her mouth recite the words, a chicken leg burger, a pair of chicken wings , it was not easy to turn to her turn, a mouth to laugh over everyone, she wanted to say "Miss, a chicken leg hamburger", but the words to the mouth actually became "legs, to a hamburger"
47 University students in Forest Park party, time to everyone! The first time I saw this was when I was a student at the University of California, Berkeley, and the second time I was a student at the University of California, Berkeley. The class president wanted to remind them to buy beer to buy cans, probably because just now has been talking about international current events, the class president stood up and shouted: "Beer to Iraqi ah ~ ~ ~ ~"
We all poured, the two boys crazy.
48 MM told me about KFC's new "Bone and Flesh" (skewers with crispy bones), and asked me to take her there to eat, and it was so hot in Beijing those days that I was drowsy, and when I got to the restaurant, I said to the smiling KFC lady: "Please give me two "Bone and Flesh! ", thank you! .............
No place to go -_-!
49 Usually work has been very busy, Valentine's Day, off work late, rushed to buy flowers, wife at home cooking and so on me, called and asked me when to go home, I lied to my wife, but also a long time to hear that she was not very happy to hang up the phone, I said in my heart, to give you a surprise ......, bought the flowers, and rushed to buy Chocolate, and rush to take a taxi, a long time to play not, finally find a car, to the home, hurry upstairs, quietly open the door, see his wife in the kitchen, the heart of a burst of warmth, a moment, jumped over, lifted the flowers, some trembling and affectionate with his wife said ......
... ...Merry Christmas ！！！！！！
50 Ugh, sprayed the keyboard all over the water again.
1. In the middle of shopping, suddenly my friend exclaimed, "Wow! 'Virgin bookstore'!" I was shocked, looked up, a plaque, inscribed with four big words
-- foreign language bookstore -__-!
2 I once went to buy lamb kebabs
I held out 4 fingers and said to the owner "3 lamb kebabs"
The owner was baffled "How many?"
I again stretched out 3 fingers and said "4" ......
3 My name is Zhu, and I manage the computer room of the unit. Once someone called me on my cell phone: "Chicken chief, are you in the pig room?" At that time, I scolded that guy wildly
4 In the cafeteria queue, I heard a boy next to me say: "Master, come to the bowl of 'bullet cauliflower' soup!" (seaweed and egg soup) haha, laughed at me spray soup.
5 One day in the rice noodle store to eat on the very slow very hungry
Finally unable to resist the table to roar, was going to say and then not on the rice noodles I will lift the table!
The result was: "Boss !!!! If you don't serve the rice noodles again, I will eat the table !!!!"
The whole store was silent for 3 seconds before bursting into laughter under the table ...... disgraceful ......
6 Mom and Dad quarreled, my father said angrily: "I give you out!"
7 high school basketball, A got the ball, unselfishly passed to the B, B easily into the ball. After a while, B got the ball, A shouted to pass the ball to him. B but he threw the ball out. As a result, A shouted angrily: just now really blinded my dog's eyes ......
The whole audience laughed and fainted
8 Impression of elementary school class president is extremely serious, a self-study class, the classroom crowd, the class president to maintain the order of the several times and finally couldn't bear it, stood up and slapped the table and roared: who is noisy again, to his mouth broken! The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. ...... class silence
9 just went to college, military training, the company commander did not know where the accent, shouting orders - "drill to the left!" "Drill right!"
10 University time, heard a girl order: master, fry a plate of hot and sour potato silk, do not put potatoes!
11 Lunch cooking, mom gave me a pot of carrots: "Go, cut the carrots into diced meat!"
12. Yesterday a colleague asked me. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on the carrots. I answered: the grass head below plus a festival of the festival to remove the grass head! All staff burst out laughing! I have not reacted for a moment ~~~~~~~!
13. When I was looking for a job, the examiner asked me what year I graduated.
I was going to say 2000, the result of an excited said: "two thousand years ago."
More waterfall sweat is, the examiner actually oh a sound, said: "Confucius students it."
14. Just 10 minutes into the class, my classmate raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I want to go to the bathroom.
The English teacher was very unhappy and said: are more adults still go to the bathroom?
15 I have a classmate has been reviewing for the computer three, one day playing soccer, another student with the ball to the end line, only to hear him yell: back to the car! Back to the car! （
16 Listening to the students said,
Once a girl in their dormitory went to buy sanitary napkins,
To the boss said: a package of sanitary napkins.
The boss actually asked, "Do you want fresh or spicy?
Then the student froze for a moment and said: "I'm afraid I can't stand the spicy ones.
17 University sister, on the educational psychology. Late ... I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. The blackboard is a great place to start. The old professor was angry, and asked the sister to answer the question on the blackboard. Sister stammered half a day said: "& lt; sexy and sex theory & gt;, this is too difficult to speak ah." The class fell over. (Note. The professor's original question: < on rationality and sensuality>
18 A very close male classmate of mine fell to the ground, I asked in order to show my concern: "Your buttocks hurt it!" The result of accidentally said "your ass fell dead it" sweat ~ ~ ~ ~ the brother stood up and patted his butt, farted, said "not dead, still gasping for air!" I directly fainted
19 and leadership and other people drinking, raised his glass and said loudly: "Let us die together!" At that time the brain was too hot ......
20 We have a colleague field trip, the dealer invited to dinner. Seats to want to urinate, the dealer said across the street there is a restroom, you go if you give the door to say, we are across the street to eat can be free. Our colleague in order to save two cents, arrow straight away, straight to the toilet said: "I am here to eat!"
21 I am the Department of Logistics, after the New Year, the customer called over to inquire about the pre-holiday goods when to arrive, because of the holiday these days muddled, I can not figure out the content of the order, I asked in passing: what are you?
22 I have a friend who has just read "The Legend of the Eagle Shooting Heroes" and is very interested in the "dog-beating stick method" and often jokes about it with others.
One day, he did it again. He kicked someone else and shouted, "Kick the dog's leg!" Everyone laughed wildly, and he felt embarrassed, so he kicked again and shouted, "Kick the dog's leg!"
23 When I was in high school, I went out to work during the holidays
I tried to get a waiter's job at a restaurant
Because I was a kid and it was my first time working, so I was nervous
I wanted to ask the manager if he needed a part-time job, but I thought it would be more subtle to ask if I needed help
It turned out that I did: "Manager, do you need a fighter here?"
We almost found a hole in the ground
24 We went to the market to buy vegetables for a dinner party, and a Korean friend bought lettuce for 2.4 yuan, and he gave the vendor all the change he had, and he was still short of a dime, so he said to the vendor--
"I gave you all my dime, so I don't have any dime left. "
The peddler was dumbfounded, and half-heartedly, replied-
"I don't want your hair."
25 Manager meeting generally say to the smoking: smoking are strangled!!!!
26 Think of that moment when KFC out of the fragrance of the wings, because I did not see the ads, is to listen to others, always thought it was Liu Xiang to KFC endorsement. When I arrived at KFC, I directly told the waiter that I wanted Liu Xiang's wings.
27 Lunch in the restroom met colleagues, suddenly do not know what words to greet, ghosts asked a question: "eaten?" Asked, chagrined, is embarrassed, colleagues replied to: "eat, you?" I fainted ~~~~~~
28 My colleague to ask the exchange rate of the yuan and the yen, he opened his mouth and said, apes and the yen how to exchange.
29 dormitory brothers watch "Prison Break", acting to a person from the mouth out of the blade to kill the camera, the boss suddenly popped out of a sentence: "I K, to hide the mouth in the blade can still talk, served...."
30 one day at noon, mom let my brother move the dining table to the side. My brother half a day does not move the nest, mom anxious to say this way:
"Hear that? I told you to move the table to the side of two kilometers"
=_=!!!!!
31 After an impassioned speech by the union president, the last sentence reached its climax: comrades, let's do better this year than next! The whole audience fell.
32 Our teacher is very good, one day he said so: "Take out the homework, we on the answer, the right fork, and then write the correct answer on the top ........."
33 Give a call to a friend who has not been in touch for a long time, and learned that he is handling the "Suspension of pay"
34 and a group of friends dinner
One of them is estimated to be betrayed by the brother, depressed can not be stifled and drank a lot of beer, and then the face of the red stood up and yelled
Brother! Not out to sell!!!
It is estimated that the original intention is to say that brothers are not used to sell
Then even a table of a dozen people on the whole lie
1. a buck, it walks, walk faster and faster, and finally it turned into a highway (deer)!
2. Two tomatoes crossed the street, a car sped by, one of them couldn't dodge and was flattened, the other tomato pointed at the flattened tomato and laughed, "Hahaha! Ketchup ......"
3. There is a duck called little yellow, one day it was hit by a car, it screamed: "Quack!" From then on it turned into a little cucumber!
4. One day Xiao Qiang asked his dad, "Dad, am I a silly child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"
5. Why did Xiao Ming fall down? Please think twice ...... because the floor is slippery!
6. Glasses and coffee cups crossed the street together. Suddenly someone yelled, "Car coming!" As a result, the glass was hit by the car, but the coffee cup was fine. Because the coffee cup has ears!
7. Mental patient A asked B, "What do you think of this novel I recently finished?" B looked at it and replied, "It's not bad. But there are just a little too many characters." At that moment, the nurse from the mental hospital came in and said, "You put the phone book back!"
8. On the side of the road, a blind beggar was wearing sunglasses and begging on the street. A drunkard came over and felt sorry for him, so he threw a hundred dollars to him. After a while, the drunkard turned around and happened to see the blind man was facing the sun to distinguish the authenticity of the hundred dollar bill. The drunkard came over and snatched back the money, "You don't want to live, how dare you cheat the old man!" The blind beggar said with an aggrieved face, "Big brother, really sorry ah, I am for a friend here to see, he is a blind man, went to the toilet, in fact, I am a mute." "Oh, it's like this!" So the drunk threw down his money and staggered off again ......
9. There was a blonde on a plane to New York. Her ticket was for regular class, but she insisted on sitting in first class. The captain sent the stewardess to explain to her that she could only sit in regular class. The blonde throws her head up and says proudly, "I'm going to sit in first class! Because I'm a blonde!" The stewardess goes back to the captain and tells him that he can't handle her. The captain sends another person to convince the blonde. That person returned frustrated as well. The captain sent five people in a row, but none of them could get the blonde to sit back in the regular cabin. Then the captain decided to do it himself. Then the captain said just one thing to the blonde, and the blonde obediently went back to sit in the regular cabin. What the captain said was, "First class does not fly to New York."
10. One day there was a fudge walking down the street. As it walked, it suddenly said, "Aaah! My legs are so soft!"
11. Shennong tasted a hundred herbs. May I ask what was the last sentence he spoke before he died? He said, "This ...... this ...... this is poisonous ......"
12.There are three women who died and went into heaven. The angel said to them, "You must not step on rabbits when you get to heaven, or you will be severely punished." When the three of them arrived in heaven, they found the ground full of rabbits, and there was no place for them to stand. One of the women accidentally stepped on a rabbit and an angel took it to a man who was too ugly to be a rabbit and locked them together. After two more days, another woman accidentally stepped on one too, and the angel took her to an old, ugly man and locked them together. The third woman was then very careful, and after two months she did not step on any rabbits. That day the angel brought a very handsome man to her and locked them together. The woman was puzzled and asked the man what was wrong. The man said, "I don't know why, but I just stepped on a rabbit."
13. A saintly king devoted his life to building and defending his country. Finally he became old and weak and bedridden. One day he felt that he was dying, and hurriedly greeted the ministers under him to summon important officials from all over the country. The officials received the order and rushed to the palace with all speed, the king raised his hand with difficulty and said, "All of you give me to listen to ......" and then died.
14. At the beginning of the new semester, every boy has to go on stage to make a self-introduction. When a very clean-cut boy introduced himself, the host asked, "May I ask if you've ever been mistaken for a girl?" "Of course," the boy said in disbelief, "Ever since] elementary school the teachers have always thought of me as a girl until one day I shaved off all my hair in a fit of pique." "The teachers must have been surprised then?" "Uh-huh! But it wasn't the teachers who were most surprised, it was the boy who was so attentive to carrying my school bag for a year."
15. A joke about Chinese soccer: Yesterday, Xie Yalong, vice chairman of the Chinese Football Association (CFA), came to Leipzig, Germany, to meet with FIFA President Blatter, to discuss the matter of applying for membership of the Antarctic in the Chinese Football Association (CFA). The CFA began to think y about their country's World Cup prospects after Football Federation Australia joined the Asian Football Confederation. After overturning many proposals, it finally recognized the wonderful idea of "joining Antarctica, no need to play qualifiers, directly into the round of 32" put forward by Shen Xiangfu, head coach of Guoan Club, which started from the overall strength of Chinese soccer, and based on the soccer environment in Antarctica, concluded that: since there are only penguins and icebergs in Antarctica, the World Cup is a human-played game, so it's important for the Chinese Football Association to consider the possibility of qualifying for the World Cup. The World Cup is a human game, so the penguins will not participate (if they do, the chances of the Chinese men's soccer team getting out of the tournament will continue to be greatly reduced), so that the Chinese team can win without a fight. On that day, FIFA's President Blatter accepted this request from the CFA and counted the Chinese FA in Antarctica, but on the condition that it would only be given a 1/2 place, which means a play-off match with the first place in South America, and knowing the result, Xie Yalong took the blame and resigned.