"Being a rich man" Being a rich man" A: Introduce my partner, his name is Zhang Shiyu, Mr. Zhang, recently the body is not very good B: made some illness A: got a leg cancer. You say a person has a disease B: hey, hey, hey, what is called leg cancer ah A: is the inflammation of the leg B: the leg is sick A: the doctor advised him to amputate the limb from the eyebrow down, he did not agree to B: you wait, hit the eyebrow down to amputate the limb that is called craniotomy A: anyway, no matter how to say it, it is sick. B: I've never heard of, leg problems, open the head ah A: that is, open your head, open your legs what place is not good B: not like words. A: Anyway, the body is not particularly good, but we will still sell the show to everyone. Zhang teacher B: your teacher A: the comedy is very good, playing small like to say comedy B: playing elementary school A: four or five years old began to study, and then after graduating from elementary school to participate in the work B: you wait, elementary school graduation, I participate in the work A: En B: elementary school graduation I am how old ah A: 23 B: Aigoo, my youth that A: you in the elementary school at the age of four years when you got married with your homeroom teacher B: to play to A: really B. What really? What really, no A: stirred up the whole Jilin B: hey, hey, hey, never heard of A: what happened? B: graduated from high school A: Oh, graduated from high school, graduated from high school to participate in the work B: Yes A: in the Beijing Zoo as an animal B: Yes A: you say this person ah, how bold B: you wait, when the animal like words? Raise animals A: even if it is raising animals B: what do you mean even if A: OK, you raise animals B: right right right A: raising elephants, raised ten years of elephants B: ten years ah A: elephants are getting thinner and thinner, he .............. You know! B: I understand what ah, together with my head feed to come ah A: today just admit B: who admitted it, not so will be the case A: anyway, then said the comedy B: hey, do not say nonsense A: some friends said, you say the comedy is to earn money? B: Is that right? A: Yes, hey B: Aigoo, you're really blunt A: we are to earn money, but he is not B: I am not A: family money B: family a little A: he is a rich second generation B: I A: really B: you guys rich second generation on just? A: he is a bubble rich second generation B: so disgusting it A: he is a row of rich second generation B: a or a A: he is a rich second generation, what is called rich second generation ah B: you say A: his brother is richer, which is called rich second generation B: you wait, your family are all the same generation of the theory of ah A: who B: my father is rich ah A: his father is rich, his father is a pretty jiangxi boss B: how there is a pretty jiangxi it A: pretty jiangxi boss A: Recently, he got a girl called Big H B: Let's not talk nonsense ah A: Really ah, Big H opened a Honda face, Big H, Big H has a sister called Little H B: open a modern face A: modern, modern that is oblique B: right over, Little H ah A: Little H, in any case, it is rich, this person ah, with money, is to buy a house, buy a car, buy an RV car B: then poor you A: He is also not an exception B: I also ah A: buy a house, buy a car, buy an RV car B: then poor you A: He is also no exception B: I A: bought a house, right! B: bought A: bought a house in Beijing, the second ring in the big house B: Aigoo, rich that A: bought a nine-bedroom B: Heh, the second ring inside the small villa. A: I want to die you know? A: I want to die, you know? Nine apartments, nine apartments on the first floor, nine apartments, nine bathrooms, no kitchen. The rich that B: you wait, A: rich two generation ah B: you wait, nine residence in the first floor, nine residence, nine bath, no kitchen. I pack a layer of Ruijia ah A: I said you pack a layer of Ruijia? B: nonsense, nine rooms on the first floor ah, this side of the five rooms, this side of the four rooms, leaving a room as a staircase ah A: you see how familiar he is, that is, that the facade of your home is yellow B: our home door sign is also blue it A: as if the feeling of home like B: that is, such as the home A: even if it is, rich ah. Buy a layer of Ruijia, nine bedrooms, mental pondering, I have nine bedrooms, can marry nine daughter-in-law B: this is a good wish A: the Internet to check, not B: you lack of heart ah, this still need to check the Internet ah, you ask not on the line A: how to do it? B: find someone to ask A: you stupid ah, this still need to ask ah B: Oh, yes, do not need to ask A: I asked for some years, not at all ah, he wanted to make his concubines B: wish A: a good wish, and finally came up with a good idea B: what idea A: in the largest of the house to write on the wife, the rest of the seven to write concubines, and the last one to write on the lady. What a good wish B: En A: the first night, take their wives to the first room to sleep B: En, the first night A: the second night, take their daughters-in-law to the concubine that room to sleep to the last night B: hey, hey, no, no, the last room, write the lady which is for the guests to live A: then who play the lady which role B: then who find me to string me up, who live, who play it A: well, I from you B: ooh, you can't be from you B: ooh, you can't be from you B: what a good idea! B: ooh, you can not from me ah A: well, baby, I let you off, just say, good wishes, which is to buy a house B: rich A: buy a car? B: bought A: bought a nine-handed Alto B: this rich people, really cheap ah A: that license plate photo, Qing A B: this is from Qinghai did not come back A: Qing Dynasty license plate B: you wait, you wait A: Aiyo ah B: you aiyo what A: what B: Qing Dynasty have cars? Qing Dynasty has a car, Emperor Cixi can still be caught up by the Eight-Power Allied Forces ah A: The Eight-Power Allied Forces drove is the Ming A. B: This is not nonsense? A: anyway, is the Qing Dynasty brand B: Qinghai brand A: well, Qinghai brand, open not many days on the failure, abandonment B: should not buy A: abandonment, change a car B: I heard how so twisted it, this is a shoe ah, or a car A: change a car, bought a Ao ring B: you wait A: Ao yo, Ao ring B: you wait A: Ao yo, you old push me what B: you in this beautiful what, but also ouch A: I draw the A: I draw the Ao ring B: you wait A: Ao yo, you old push me to do B: you in this beauty, what? A: I drew a circle to curse you, put a fart to kill you, now is not popular this, what ouch B: OK, you explain to me what is called Ao ring A: is, Audi five rings B: hey, hey, hey, that is Audi four rings A: Yes, four circles is Audi, five circles is the Olympic Games B: who asked you A: Audi A8, B: good car ah A: dear friends, who can afford it ah B: the average person can not afford A: Audi A8, B: general people Can not afford A: Audi A8, eight cylinders ah, more than a million it, driving this car, playing in the street, happy, drive forward, in front of a nine-handed Alto, he cursed the street, how to sell you, grandson you hurry. B: hey hey, line A: also clear A license plate. B: I'm just being a human mom so change the car is it? A: Anyway, not happy, drive forward. B: en A: driving bad, was stopped by the police B: police stop me what A: you pressure line B: Oh, the road divider, A: the road has a lot of divider, he did not pay attention to the pressure line B: the insurance A: comrades, pull over, get your window down B: let get down A: this can not be helped, the police car uncle speak, we have to listen to ah B: have to listen to the words of the A: shaking it, it's not good to shake the B: This is an Alto or an Audi A: Audi ah B: all Audi, how to shake the window A: their own modified ah B: how I am so cheap A: finally admit that they are cheap it B: go to your A: shake, not good to shake, shaking three hours, the police are about to cry B: En A: comrades, you can not be a little faster B: quite politely A: I'm here in the heat, I'm here in the cool it, shaking it, four hours Past, finally shook down, he asked the police B: asked the police A: comrade, looking for me what ah B: stop me for what ah A: I .... En..... Let's go B: forget it A: forget it, hot confused B: this is hot for four hours head A: let's go, yes, thump ..... (mention electric windows) B: hey hey hey, I rolled the windows, up is electric A: En B: ouch A: ouch B: this is not honest spoil my own? A: exercise? Going up is electric, continue to drive forward, driving bad B: What happened? A: The police stopped again! B: why stop me again ah A: and pressure line B: this line is too much A: comrades, pull over, get your window down, (change the tone of voice, pretending to be another person) I just get up B: who saw A: quickly, that can not be helped ah, we have to listen to ah, shake it! Not good shaking, shaking three hours, this time the police officer cried B: the heart is really fragile A: (crying) comrade, I give you the truth, comrade you can hurry up? Comrade, I'll be honest with you, the minute before I stopped you, I should have been off duty. B: How do you know I'm good A: I'm also a bitch, why do you think I stopped you? Can you hurry up? B: oops A: just don't B: ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! After four hours, he asked the police what they wanted to see me about. B: What is it? A: (crying) go, thank you ah, thump (power windows), gone B: oops, this police brain are not good ah A: just go, the police spoke, now the driver can not afford to hurt ah B: there is wood! ! A: he was very frustrated, continue to drive, driving and bad B: how A: and was pulled by the police B: how the police car so love to stop me ah A: there is a pressure line B: how can the old pressure line A: comrades, pull over, get your window down B: and get down A: do not get, to get, you directly get killed me B: what is the reason for it ah A: I'm annoyed with this, you know what? Eight hours, I did not get home B: who let you modify ah A: how so annoying ah, hurry up ah, get me down, otherwise, I shot you know? B: Aigoo, but also blow on the gun A: there is a pistol ah, began to be afraid, shake it B: changed into two hands A: shaking ten minutes, the police spoke B: say what ah A: comrades, can be, there is a seam, can communicate on the line B: this smart A: En B: there is a seam on the line A: not B: I have to die this can not be A: don't shake, kill you ah, you open the door is also okay ah B: right ah, the two police officers How confused ah, you say A: En can not, hit the car door takes 18 hours, I newly modified B: I'm sitting in what A: Do not talk nonsense, you press the line you know? B: This is not stupid A: press line, you see? B: Yes, did you see it? A: I didn't see B: you didn't see, you stop me A: but my front two colleagues called me, said he remembered B: a traffic police can't afford to hurt ah A: it's you, I'm telling you, it's you, I stopped eight Audi A8, you shook the glass know? B: oops A: it's you, don't argue, it's you, pressure line, a fine of 16,000 B: you wait, pressure line a fine of 16,000 A: en B: I pressure prostate on my A: how do you talk about it B: so expensive ah A: that's 16,000 B: I've never heard of it A: the new change you know? This year's holiday new change, is 16,000 you know? If you don't give it to me, I'll kill you! What's wrong with killing me? Just don't give it to me. Besides, I've pressed the line, have I pressed the line for you? You take off your pants and let me see B: this is very reasonable A: no ah B: yes, no ah A: not bad, you stop me for what, uh, go B: this is all lack of heart, right! A: drive forward, driving, driving, bad, the police stopped again B: and what? A: This will be a liquor check B: Oh A: Comrade, pull over, get the window down, ah, kill me B: I'm going crazy A: No way, obedience, still have to shake, okay, okay, there's a seam, can blow a little bit on the line, we're checking the liquor, please cooperate. We are checking the alcohol, please match it. B: blow a little A: on not B: what on, on not A: baby, you shot me okay? B: just check a drink A: quickly blow a little, cut the crap, I'm waiting for the end of the day, blow a little, the police look, comrade, you drink? I've been shaking the glass for more than ten hours, haven't I lost my drink? B: I said why I always press the line, so I am drunk A: Comrade, I was drinking, but I drank beer ah, what are you talking about ah, beer is also on ah B: Yes A: Yes? B: Yes A: Beer is also wine ah B: En A: Aigoo, according to your meaning, that soy sauce is also oil ah, the horse is also horse ah, the clouds are also clouds ah, the Japanese are also people ah. A stepped on the gas and took off. The police are still talking to him. B: say what ah A: patriot slow walk B: heh A: Yes, rich people, rich people can spend B: rich! A: Just now this is to buy a house and car, but also often go out to eat! B: Nonsense, no money also go out to eat! A: lead their wives and concubines to go out to play B: hey hey hey, just one person A: lead their own daughter-in-law, on the shit store, we ordinary people who dare to go B: I'm with my daughter-in-law shit how A: how to talk about it, do not embellish the image of the shit B: what do you mean to embellish the image of the shit, let's eat, go to the shit store? A: En B: Then where do you want to go for dinner? A: Hotpot City B: Aigoo, you guys still have thin? A: you're disgusting ah B: who good vices ah, big restaurant A: big restaurant, to the hotel called the waiter, and others are different B: how different A: waiter, come over, quickly B: rich people have a temper A: you give me faster, I tell you ah, I committed suicide ah B: Hey, I have not heard of it, temper to their own a knife ah A: temper is too big to waiter terrified of the aigoo, Mr. Mr., give you the B: She hates me for not dying A: Don't talk nonsense, order, the waiter said, aigoo, sir, this is our menu, you see what you order? B: point it A: fried a book, the audience friends, what is called fried a book ah, is the entire menu of dishes all want, the waiter scared, ouch, sir, or you kill yourself! B: I have to die restaurant can not A: how to point so much it, you care about it I have money ah, my father playful Jiangxi boss, my mother big H B: blocked not to say A: I have money ah, Mr., you can not eat waste, you casually point OK? Oh, little girl ah, not I do not point, I really do not recognize the word ah! B: Nowadays, all the rich kids are illiterate, right? A: Aigoo, you don't know the words ah, there are pictures on it, you press the picture, which one you press, which one I write for you! A: waiter, your dishes are cheap B: cheap how to say ah A: are three-digit ah B: aigoo, more than a hundred A: at the end of the four-digit B: thousands of A: have expensive dishes ah? Sir, sir, there are expensive dishes in the back, there are in the back, I'm afraid to look at them, are there? B: Yes A: This is good, this eight figures, I like this only B: This is too expensive A: Sir, this dish we do not have, why not, why not, sir, this is our ordering phone! !

I didn't type this by hand, I found it online.

I hope this helps.