1 You can eat melons, cucumbers, watermelons and pumpkins, but what melons can't you eat?
Answer: fool
There are six steamed buns in two pots, and each of the six children is given 1, but there is still 1 in the pot. Why? Answer:
The last child carried a washbasin.
Can you turn ice into water as soon as possible? Answer:
Remove two points from the word "ice" and it becomes "water".
In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he enters the house. But he saw a man take off his hat obediently. Who is that man? Answer:
barber
Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face. What is the reason? Answer:
Lao Wang is a barber.
There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What's this word? Answer:
This is the word "wrong"
7 Xiaohua is at home, who is the most like him? Answer:
Little flower in the mirror
What's the use of egg shells? Answer:
Used to wrap egg whites and yolks.
Is there anything you don't have to work hard for? Answer:
yawn
10 You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for? Answer:
have a dream
1 1 What everyone must do seriously every day? Answer:
sleep
12 people who are always afraid of taking a bath answer:
clay figurine
13 Xiaoming got a model student without studying. Why is the answer:
Xiaoming is a deaf-mute student.
14 what car is stuck? Answer:
windmill
15 which month has 28 days? Answer:
There are 28 days in every month.
16 Do you know what's wrong with sleeping in class? Answer:
Not as comfortable as bed.
17 What can't I drink? Answer:
tincture of iodine
18 which eggs can't be broken, boiled or eaten? Answer:
Got a zero in the exam "0"
19 Knocking on things without effort? Answer:
doze off
It takes six hours from Beijing to Shanghai by train. After three hours of exercise, where should the train be? Answer:
On the track
2 1 When does the clock stop running? Answer:
The clock won't go.
You can't buy any books in the bookstore. Answer:
posthumous papers
What is the narrowest road? Answer:
Enemies are bound to meet head-on on a narrow road-one can't avoid one's own enemies (though he wants to).
What can't I eat? Answer:
"east-west" direction
A man fell from a plane, why didn't he die? Answer:
The plane stopped on the ground.
What are the flowers that bloom all year round? Answer:
plastic flower
What English letters do people like to listen to best? Answer:
laser record
Who is sick and never sees a doctor? Answer:
blind person
Xiao Ming knows the answer to the test paper, why does he often look at his classmates? Answer:
Xiaoming is a teacher.
Why not smash the eggs with a hammer? Answer:
Of course the hammer won't break.
Who can easily knock down the champion of 3 1? Answer:
Simple bulldozer
What is unknown, you don't know and I know? Answer:
The sole is broken.
A man was walking on the beach, but there were no footprints behind him. Why? Answer:
He is walking backwards.
A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? Answer:
The truck driver didn't drive.
What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning? Answer:
open one's eyes
Can you write the scarlet letter with a blue pen? Answer:
Why is it difficult to write the word "red"
When the car turns right, which tire does not turn? Answer:
spare tire
What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? Answer:
Confucius' son is on the left, and Mencius' son is on the top.
Why does Xiao Wang have to learn a text from Grade One to Grade Three? Answer:
It's not bad to learn a lesson every two days from grade one to grade three!
How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach at most? Answer:
One. Because I ate one, I was not on an empty stomach.
4 1 What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World? Answer:
Step on the other foot
When the caterpillar came home, he said a word to his father, who fainted on the spot. What did the caterpillar say? Answer:
The caterpillar said, "I want to buy shoes."
The plane fell from the sky. Why is no one hurt? Answer:
They are all dead.
What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? Answer:
This is a flat character.
What is the smallest island in the world? Answer:
A safety island on the road
Put a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator at the same time. Why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead? Answer:
penguin
Four people are playing mahjong in a small room (no one else is watching). At this time, the police came and all four people ran away, but the police arrived at the room and arrested another person. Why? Answer:
Four people were playing mahjong in the room, and the police caught him.
Who is the 480,000 BM? Answer:
zoo director
What can solve all the mysteries? Answer:
answer
What kind of person will appear after death? Answer:
The characters in the movie
5 1 Who is the person who likes to pry into other people's affairs? Answer:
journalist
Who said the farthest? Answer:
caller
What has the same production date and expiration date? Answer:
daily paper
Mimi spent the whole night on history textbooks last night, but the next day her mother scolded her for not studying hard. Why? Answer:
She used a history textbook as a pillow when she slept.
Can you cover the sky with leaves? Answer:
Cover your eyes with leaves.
A cow, go north 10 m, go west 10 m, go south 10 m, turn right and ask where the cow's tail faces. Answer:
Chaodi
Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? Wenwen answered:
Afraid of biting your hand
58 Divide 8 in half. What is this? Answer:
What is the worst thing for people who stutter? Answer:
Make an international long distance call
What makes people laugh and cry? Answer:
surgical mask
6 1 ID card is lost. what can I do to help? Answer:
pick up
A man is walking on a wooden bridge. A tiger came in front of him and a bear came behind him. How did this man get there? Answer:
Faint
There are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the next day, the guard opened the prison door and found another prisoner inside? Answer:
The name of the fugitive is "all"
Xiaoming's mother has three sons. The oldest son is Daming, the second is Er Ming, and what's the name of the third son? Answer:
Xiaoming, of course.
Why did the cat run away when it saw the mouse? Answer:
Run to catch mice
What does an elephant's left ear look like? Answer:
auris dextra
What if 67 stitches fall into the sea? Answer:
Buy another one.
There is a man walking on the beach, but he can't see his footprints when he looks back. Why? Answer:
Because he walked backwards.
It takes an hour for a migratory bird to fly from south to north, but it takes two and a half hours to fly from north to south. Why? Answer:
Isn't two and a half hours an hour?
Who cheats others and cheats himself? Answer:
deceiver
7 1 Mr. Li went to the 16 floor for business, but he only took the elevator to the 14 floor and then took the stairs. Why? Answer:
Mr. Li is too short to press the elevator button on floor 16.
A child and an adult are walking in the dark. The child is the son of an adult, but the adult is not the father of the child. Why? Answer:
Because they are mother and son.
Which word is common all over the world? Answer:
Arabic numerals
There is a big and thick book in front of a person, but he can't cross it if he wants to. Do you know why? Answer:
Because the book is in the corner.
What is the secret of 75 people's longevity? Answer:
Keep breathing, don't die.
When did you see the biggest moon? Answer:
When landing on the moon
Who only works one day a year? Answer:
the Santa Claus
What is better to turn a blind eye? Answer:
Beat 1+ 1=0 (once you live and die, you get nothing)
1+ 1= 1 (a river is like another river or a river)
1+ 1=2 (this answer is well known)
1+ 1= 10 (computer binary)
1+ 1=3 (a healthy bull and another cow gave birth to a calf)
1+ 1=4 (the cow is pregnant with twins)
1+ 1=6 (a family of three plus another family of three makes six people)
1+ 1= 14 (one week plus one week is 14 days)
1+ 1= 120 (one minute plus one minute is 120 seconds)
1+ 1=7200 (one hour plus one hour is 7200 seconds)
1+ 1=60 (a 30-day month plus another 30-day month is 60 days)
1+ 1=62 (3 1 day in one month plus 3 1 day in another month is 62 days).
1+ 1= Tian
1+ 1= 1 1
......
By analogy, there are countless answers, such as a love from my father and a love from my mother, which is endless love; It is uncertain how many students there are in one school plus another; The world is always changing, so 1+ 1 never has an accurate answer, and no one can tell how much 1+ 1 equals the next moment from this perspective.
Let's tell a story:
The teacher asked four people with different identities and academic qualifications, including pupils, economists, accountants and lawyers.
Pupils are the first to answer: Teacher, I know: 1+ 1=2.
The economist moved to the computer, knocked on the keyboard and replied: Teacher, I calculated with the computer, and 1+ 1=2 conforms to the economic theory.
The accountant knocked on an abacus and replied: Teacher, after repeated calculations, 1+ 1=2 is in line with accounting principles.
The last one is a lawyer. Q: "Teacher, can I have a word with you?" The teacher said, "Then tell me". The lawyer walked up to the teacher and whispered, What do you want, teacher?
1+1in the eyes of entrepreneurs;
Li Lihui 1+ 1, Governor of Bank of China, may be less than 2, equal to or greater than 2, or even greater than 3. It depends on our choice of elements and the way we choose them. For a financial holding company, under our good social responsibility mechanism, combining the pursuit of economic benefits with the pursuit of social responsibility can create value greater than 2 or even greater than 3.
Wang Huisheng, president of China Development Bank Investment Company, said: As an investment enterprise, if 1+ 1 is less than 2, our investment is wrong. 1+ 1=2, which should be in a normal state. 1+ 1 & gt； 2. It shows that our investment is not only correct, but also plays a synergistic effect, including industrial chain and collaborative economy, which greatly improves our value chain. For an investment enterprise, ensure that 1+ 1=2, strive to be greater than 2, and avoid being less than 2. 1, which key in the keyboard is the most handsome?
Answer: F4
2. Who gave Andy Lau the water to forget the year?
Answer: ah (ah ~ give me a cup of forgetful water)
Ah, who is it?
Answer: mom is mom (ah ~ this person is mom, this person is mom)
3. What are the similarities between crying and laughing?
Answer: melons, cucumbers, watermelons and pumpkins can all be eaten, but what melons can't be eaten?
Answer: fool
There are six steamed buns in two pots, and each of the six children is given 1, but there is still 1 in the pot. Why? Answer:
The last child carried a washbasin.
Can you turn ice into water as soon as possible? Answer:
Remove two points from the word "ice" and it becomes "water".
In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he enters the house. But he saw a man take off his hat obediently. Who is that man? Answer:
barber
Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face. What is the reason? Answer:
Lao Wang is a barber.
There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What's this word? Answer:
This is the word "wrong"
7 Xiaohua is at home, who is the most like him? Answer:
Little flower in the mirror
What's the use of egg shells? Answer:
Used to wrap egg whites and yolks.
Is there anything you don't have to work hard for? Answer:
yawn
10 You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for? Answer:
have a dream
1 1 What everyone must do seriously every day? Answer:
sleep
12 people who are always afraid of taking a bath answer:
clay figurine
13 Xiaoming got a model student without studying. Why is the answer:
Xiaoming is a deaf-mute student.
14 what car is stuck? Answer:
windmill
15 which month has 28 days? Answer:
There are 28 days in every month.
16 Do you know what's wrong with sleeping in class? Answer:
Not as comfortable as bed.
17 What can't I drink? Answer:
tincture of iodine
18 which eggs can't be broken, boiled or eaten? Answer:
Got a zero in the exam "0"
19 Knocking on things without effort? Answer:
doze off
It takes six hours from Beijing to Shanghai by train. After three hours of exercise, where should the train be? Answer:
On the track
2 1 When does the clock stop running? Answer:
The clock won't go.
You can't buy any books in the bookstore. Answer:
posthumous papers
What is the narrowest road? Answer:
Enemies are bound to meet head-on on a narrow road-one can't avoid one's own enemies (though he wants to).
What can't I eat? Answer:
"east-west" direction
A man fell from a plane, why didn't he die? Answer:
The plane stopped on the ground.
What are the flowers that bloom all year round? Answer:
plastic flower
What English letters do people like to listen to best? Answer:
laser record
Who is sick and never sees a doctor? Answer:
blind person
Xiao Ming knows the answer to the test paper, why does he often look at his classmates? Answer:
Xiaoming is a teacher.
Why not smash the eggs with a hammer? Answer:
Of course the hammer won't break.
Who can easily knock down the champion of 3 1? Answer:
Simple bulldozer
What is unknown, you don't know and I know? Answer:
The sole is broken.
A man was walking on the beach, but there were no footprints behind him. Why? Answer:
He is walking backwards.
A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? Answer:
The truck driver didn't drive.
What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning? Answer:
open one's eyes
Can you write the scarlet letter with a blue pen? Answer:
Why is it difficult to write the word "red"
When the car turns right, which tire does not turn? Answer:
spare tire
What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? Answer:
Confucius' son is on the left, and Mencius' son is on the top.
Why does Xiao Wang have to learn a text from Grade One to Grade Three? Answer:
It's not bad to learn a lesson every two days from grade one to grade three!
How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach at most? Answer:
One. Because I ate one, I was not on an empty stomach.
4 1 What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World? Answer:
Step on the other foot
When the caterpillar came home, he said a word to his father, who fainted on the spot. What did the caterpillar say? Answer:
The caterpillar said, "I want to buy shoes."
The plane fell from the sky. Why is no one hurt? Answer:
They are all dead.
What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? Answer:
This is a flat character.
What is the smallest island in the world? Answer:
A safety island on the road
Put a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator at the same time. Why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead? Answer:
penguin
Four people are playing mahjong in a small room (no one else is watching). At this time, the police came and all four people ran away, but the police arrived at the room and arrested another person. Why? Answer:
Four people were playing mahjong in the room, and the police caught him.
Who is the 480,000 BM? Answer:
zoo director
What can solve all the mysteries? Answer:
answer
What kind of person will appear after death? Answer:
The characters in the movie
5 1 Who is the person who likes to pry into other people's affairs? Answer:
journalist
Who said the farthest? Answer:
caller
What has the same production date and expiration date? Answer:
daily paper
Mimi spent the whole night on history textbooks last night, but the next day her mother scolded her for not studying hard. Why? Answer:
She used a history textbook as a pillow when she slept.
Can you cover the sky with leaves? Answer:
Cover your eyes with leaves.
A cow, go north 10 m, go west 10 m, go south 10 m, turn right and ask where the cow's tail faces. Answer:
Chaodi
Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? Wenwen answered:
Afraid of biting your hand
58 Divide 8 in half. What is this? Answer:
What is the worst thing for people who stutter? Answer:
Make an international long distance call
What makes people laugh and cry? Answer:
surgical mask
6 1 ID card is lost. what can I do to help? Answer:
pick up
A man is walking on a wooden bridge. A tiger came in front of him and a bear came behind him. How did this man get there? Answer:
Faint
There are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the next day, the guard opened the prison door and found another prisoner inside? Answer:
The name of the fugitive is "all"
Xiaoming's mother has three sons. The oldest son is Daming, the second is Er Ming, and what's the name of the third son? Answer:
Xiaoming, of course.
Why did the cat run away when it saw the mouse? Answer:
Run to catch mice
What does an elephant's left ear look like? Answer:
auris dextra
What if 67 stitches fall into the sea? Answer:
Buy another one.
There is a man walking on the beach, but he can't see his footprints when he looks back. Why? Answer:
Because he walked backwards.
It takes an hour for a migratory bird to fly from south to north, but it takes two and a half hours to fly from north to south. Why? Answer:
Isn't two and a half hours an hour?
Who cheats others and cheats himself? Answer:
deceiver
7 1 Mr. Li went to the 16 floor for business, but he only took the elevator to the 14 floor and then took the stairs. Why? Answer:
Mr. Li is too short to press the elevator button on floor 16.
A child and an adult are walking in the dark. The child is the son of an adult, but the adult is not the father of the child. Why? Answer:
Because they are mother and son.
Which word is common all over the world? Answer:
Arabic numerals
There is a big and thick book in front of a person, but he can't cross it if he wants to. Do you know why? Answer:
Because the book is in the corner.
What is the secret of 75 people's longevity? Answer:
Keep breathing, don't die.
When did you see the biggest moon? Answer:
When landing on the moon
Who only works one day a year? Answer:
the Santa Claus
What is better to turn a blind eye? Answer:
shoot
Why does a newborn child only have one left eye? Answer:
People only have one left eye.
Which tooth was last lost? Answer:
false tooth
8 1 There is a fire in the room, and Xiao Ming can't open the door. How did he get out later? Answer:
Push the door open.
Light light blue is not sick, but her mouth keeps opening and closing all night? Answer:
She eats melon seeds.
What is the best way to cheat? Answer:
magician
Do you have a two-sided box? Answer:
Yes! Internal and external training.
If iron is left outdoors, it will rust. What about gold? Answer:
Will be stolen
Throw stones at eggs, why didn't the eggs break? Answer:
How to break eggs when throwing stones with your left hand?
How many words are there in Xinhua Dictionary? Answer:
four
What's the difference between Superman and Batman? Answer:
One pair of underwear wears inside and the other wears outside.
Who has the worst heart? Answer:
Gastroenteritis patients.
The guest sent a basket of strawberries, and Beibei clamored for strawberries. But mom said there were no strawberries at home. Why?
What the guest gave me was only a painting.
Grandpa I've never met. What kind of grandfather is he? Answer:
god
A father and son went hunting and each got a wild duck, but only three. Why? Answer:
Three grandparents and grandchildren
A patient went to the hospital for a health check-up. Why did the doctor say "leave me alone"? What happened to the patient? Answer:
squint
What is green if you don't eat it, red if you eat it and black if you spit it out? Answer:
watermelon
Why does the sun get up earlier than people every day? Answer:
Because: people sleep later than the sun!
A wolf went into the sheepfold and wanted to eat sheep, but why didn't he eat sheep? Answer:
Because: there are no sheep in the sheepfold!
Some sell, some don't buy, and there are many sales every day. Answer:
doorsill
What ship is the safest? Answer:
A boat is parked on the beach.
There is a flock of sheep on the hillside, and a flock of sheep is coming. How many sheep are there in a * *? Answer:
Still a group!
100 What should I do first to turn my dream into reality? Answer:
Get up.
0 1 Bear comes prepared.
The eleventh book is incredible (BOOK 1 1)
What kind of bat doesn't need to rest and be untidy (bat)
It's amazing that a person is painted gold (a golden person)
The sheep stopped breathing and stood high (the sheep didn't exhale)
Don't drop your mobile phone in the toilet. Opportunity knocks but once.
Xiaoyu told Xiaoming that her father was impotent and couldn't stop (Jade's father couldn't).
Dogs can't bark when crossing a wooden bridge, and they never forget anything.
Bees stop on the calendar. Sunny weather (bees and calendars)
10 Kill two birds with one stone
1 1 A group of women are talking nonsense (no chicken talk)
12 A group of people threw eggs at the gun, and bullets rained down.
13 painters prefer to draw thick ropes to draw thin ropes.
14 Love at first sight for the piano under construction (piano under construction)
15 eating with chopsticks is very popular (chopsticks are for people)
16 chicken-duck dialogue: chicken and duck talk.
17 got all 101.
18 There are ten sheep, nine are squatting in the sheepfold and one is squatting in the pigsty (one sheep is squatting wrong).
19 the sheep called the eagle, and the eagle picked up the phone and said "hello", and obeyed Yin (the sheep called the eagle "hello")
Who doesn't have a phone? Tianyi (Tianyi Seamless Mobile Phone)
2 1 Who knows birds best? A frightened bird knows a bird.
Why did the ancients lie on the ice and beg for carp? Bing bing you Li
Why does a stallion run faster than a mare? Whip the flying horse to a faster speed-accelerate.
The hat is dirty. Why should it be turned over? Zhang Guan Dai Li (wearing a dirty crown)
Why do newborn children die? go/walk through fire and water―defy all difficulties and dangers
Why is it so melancholy to paint the knife blue? Inviolability (blue)
Why did the teacher remind us to cherish the four arrows when we were young? Time flies (four arrows)
Why is the middle school attached? Stillbirth (attached middle school)
How to keep ducks from flying away? Give it a wing.
How to make sparrows quiet? Press it (mute)
3 1 How to make things bigger? (It's cold) Endurance is great.
What kind of snake has many mouths? Collision (snake)
The one who washes his face is called a washbasin. What about the one who washed his hands? Golden basin (wash one's hands in golden basin)
What juice tastes the worst? rack one's brains
What can you see on the guillotine in hell? stealthy
Who can easily finish three years of high school? Teacher Rui (I can't believe it. Please read ?ㄤ)
How to distinguish a delicious butcher shop from a dog meat shop? Dog meat shops will hang sheep's heads at the door (selling dog meat by hanging sheep's heads)
Why do you tell a cold joke three times at a time? Think twice before you act (think twice before you act)
Why do cats like to hit people? (This question is white enough and rotten enough) Because cats like "cats"? box
How much do 40 stars weigh? 8 grams (Starbucks Star 8 grams)
4 1 What will happen after Miller of the trolley dies? Maitreya
Why is "seven ups and eight downs" seven ups and eight downs? (it's too much to play ~ ~) because "eight is below seven"
Why can't you see God's dick? Don't reveal the secret.
Which song has the lyrics of "CoCo Lee"? The moon represents my heart ("CoCo Lee", how much I love you ...)
What exercise do you want to do with your back? (This is more skirts) Jane sports.
Which snake has the strongest vitality? A three-inch golden tongue (snake)
Why are icebergs "horns"? The other foot was broken by the Titanic.
Why don't men go out? Because you go out, you become a "layman"
What chair do you like best? enjoy
Why am I born cold? Because I think, I am here (I am here). Xiao Wang brushes his teeth and whistles leisurely. How did he do it?
Answer: I brushed my false teeth.
What door will never close?
Answer: goal
There is a ladder hanging on the side of the boat, 2 meters from the sea surface, and the sea water rises by half a meter every hour. How many hours can seawater submerge the ladder?
Answer: A rising tide lifts all boats, so the ladder will never be flooded.
When the car turns right, which tire does not turn?
Answer: spare tire
What books can't you buy in the bookstore?
Answer: Secretary.
What water will never be used up?
Answer: saliva
A man was chased by a tiger. Suddenly a big river appeared in front of him. He can't swim, but he passed. Why?
Answer: I was stunned.
Two brothers with the same appearance were drafted into the army at the same time. They are related by blood and have the same date of birth and parents' names. The company commander asked him if he was a twin. They said no, why?
Answer: Two of the triplets
There are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the next day, the guard opened the prison door and found another prisoner inside?
A: The name of the fugitive is Du.
What can solve all the mysteries?
Answer: the answer
In today's society, what do most self-employed people who distribute big money rely on to eat?
Answer: mouth
What should be hidden and secretly used, and then secretly given to others after use?
Answer: negative film
A magnifying glass can magnify anything, but there is one thing that cannot be magnified. What is this?
Answer: Angle.
Six-year-old Xiaoming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her?
Answer: Because mom asked dad to fix Xiaoming well.
When will the clock in Times Square ring 13?
Answer: when it is time to repair.
What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning?
Answer: Open your eyes.
A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was okay?
Answer: The truck driver didn't drive at that time.