I heard that every Chinese person touches the cell phone 150 times a day on average, I laughed: how is it possible? Obviously once, wake up and pick up, put down before bed.
-- Netizen said so
2,
(1) You have a serious disease. (2) But it can still be cured. (3) But it takes a lot of money.
- Three words from a doctor can make you feel the ups and downs of life.
3.
China's stock market is a completely speculative market ...... Enterprises do not pay dividends, can not get internal revenue, only earn external revenue. Each transaction to collect a handling fee, Chinese stockholders are living thunderbolt, working for the brokerage and the state.
- Cao Fengqi, director of the Center for Financial and Securities Studies at Peking University, said this about the Chinese stock market
4,
Men who have private money can hide it in the stock market, to ensure that no one finds out, because you don't know where the money goes.
- - The big hidden in the city, the stock market
5,
What is called grabbing red envelopes, like in the past, the old society, the rich master stood in front of the house grabbed the copper plate to throw out, a bunch of callers grabbed all over the place, the rich master laughed loudly.
-- Don't use your good luck on this
6,
Learned more than twenty years of right and wrong, but found that the reality is only talk about the winners and losers.
- Things are colored, not just black and white
7,
Not jealous, not pandering, have a conversation, not embarrassed.
- The best state for two people to get along with each other
8.
Once the morality is false, other falsehoods can not be blocked.
-- Yi Zhongtian believes that China's hope in eight words: keep the bottom line, do not sing a high tone
10,
Selfie three thousand, only take one.
- Self-cultivation of the circle of friends photos
11,
Online filial son is really a lot, but it is a pity that your mom does not go online.
-- Netizens sarcastically "children in the circle of friends is the most filial"
12,
My Alipay is not worthy of your shopping cart.
- There is a kind of emotional sadness
13,
Often, the best education for children, these three will be enough: (1) to take the blame, demonstration; (3) patience; (4) wait.
-- It's not hard to be a good parent
14,
My mom makes me angry. I don't like to take pictures, but she forces me to go, take pictures of me and send them to my friends.
-- 10-year-old girl children's day to write a diary spit
15,
Opposite to walk a person, hit the called love; opposite to drive a car, hit the called car accident. Unfortunately, cars and cars always crash, people and people always let.
-- the movie "Pushing Daisies" line
16,
Mediterranean pigtails, moustache, wooden-framed glasses, linen shirts, wide-legged pants with Buddha beads, with a set of fake Ru Kiln tea set to drink Zhenghuangshan small clock, open mouth to talk about the South Huaijin, Chiang Hsun ......
-- Pan-China literati
17,
All the anger online, basically from no money; online all the inspirational, the basic goal is to earn money; online all the sunshine of happiness, the basic state is rich.
-- Internet status
18,
One-third of Chinese buildings have thresholds; even a backstreet crossing the street may mean a life-and-death test.
-- Briton ElBaradei, a wheelchair-bound mobility impaired person for more than 30 years, didn't shackle his mobility, and he kicked off his own round-the-world journey a few years ago. His travels around the world went well until he arrived in China.
19.
Sink your teeth, turn your face, bend your back, and raise your head.
-- Yi Zhongtian commented on Sun Quan
20,
Every time you cut the price, as long as you can cut it down, you will feel that you have been fooled.
- The psychology of bargaining
21,
Comparing salary to salary is a quick way to find pain.
-- Don't just ask others how much money they make
22,
Women are like stocks, originally optimistic about the stock to buy the hands of a hard fall, previously unseen weaknesses and shortcomings are exposed; once thrown out to the hands of other people and become so lovely.
- men evaluate women
23,
I speculate on stocks not to make money, but because analyzing stocks need to use their brains, so that it is not easy to get Alzheimer's disease.
-- Hangzhou, 97-year-old man fried stocks to avoid the plunge, was named the stock god, claiming to fry stocks to prevent Alzheimer's disease.
24,
EQ is high, mainly to make others happy; IQ is high, mainly to make themselves happy; IQ is not high EQ is not high, mainly because they are not happy but also do not let others happy.
- IQ and EQ
25,
People who dress up in a decent manner, appear in a decent place, see the same kind of people, and also be seen, this is socialization.
-- Eileen Chang
26,
In China, it is very difficult to find a qualified and assured restaurant waiter, hourly worker, nanny and so on. Unless you are serving a leader, such as a waiter at the Great Hall of the People, the Chinese people will not serve people patiently, willingly, and with heart.
-- Central University of Finance and Economics Professor Wang Fuzhong on the service industry
27,
Chatting with a friend, a sentence impressed: "immature market, the government did what the institutions do, to protect the index; the institutions did what the retailers do, to chase the rise and fall; the retailer did what institutions do, take over for the country."
-- Ye Tan
28,
10 years old happy is steamed, eating is fresh; 20 years old happy is small fried, eating is raw; 30 years old happy is already braised, eating is aftertaste. As for the future, it is a mixture of flavors, the long-lasting fragrance of the Buddha jumped over the wall.
-- Xu Yi "the taste of old times" on the network of humor and funny sayings
a. I have to try to save money, buy an ATM automatic teller machine.
Second, just because in the crowd to see you one more glance, and then blind.
Third, the real warriors dare to face the beautiful beauty, dare to face the miserable single.
Fourth, the beauty of the eyes over, not bubble is a crime.
Fifth, the work is to carry forward the spirit of dead pigs!
Six, online since ancient times, there is no girl, a line of rows of flowers, occasionally a few pairs of mandarin ducks, birds, but also pheasants with colorful wolves.
Seven, I like children, more like the process of creating children!
VIII. A woman who is more red than a red diamond fell in love with a man who is more yellow than a yellow diamond. Finally came a green than green diamonds still green third party, gave birth to a son, called members.
Nine, never argue with the same fool, because arguing to the end, will not be able to distinguish who is a fool.
Tenth, said good night to go to sleep, often half an hour later is still in the get.
XI, half of my life is bad luck, the other half is to deal with bad luck.
XII, this wind is obscene, kiss my mouth dry.
Thirteen, the sky collapsed you top, I pad!
14, I would have liked to give life a kiss, and the reality has given me two slaps, you say in return, I can not kick him a foot?
XV, the Chinese children thousands of, this is not to be replaced.
16, with the carve brand printing machine, money is fast.
Seventeen, I think it's good to call, so that every word is worth money.
xviii, only eat all the time, to keep my full character.
nineteen, since the people tanned, the face looks good, the teeth become white, drink are not blushing.
XX, rise earlier than the chicken, sleep later than the cat, earn less than the bald man's hair.
Twenty-one, my heart is not a bus, not an empty seat you sit down.
Twenty-two, out of the mix, sooner or later will be annoying.
Twenty-three, so lonely, even the desire to be free of me.
Twenty-four, thin can not always in the commotion, eat not fat are emboldened.
Twenty-five, you wear a very dangerous, but long very safe.
Twenty-six, ten years ago, I can beat your father to death with a slap, ten years later I can beat you to death with a slap ...... go to hell, dead mosquitoes!
Twenty-seven, when the ducks are hugging each other, the lovebirds are watching from the side.
Twenty-eight, snatched away things, is not something.
Twenty-nine, three points are destined, seven points rely on dress.
Thirty, in the street to see the beauty, gaze higher is to appreciate, gaze lower is a hooligan.
Thirty-one, because before too much heart and lungs, so get now have no heart and lungs.
Thirty-two, there is a fart not put, suffocate the heart; no fart hard squeeze, exercise body; I want to fart, we pay attention to the fart, everyone applauded!
Thirty-three, you are the best example of abortion failure! The satirical proverb is an excellent representative of language art, which is a crystallization of the wisdom created and summarized by the people in the long-term social life and interpersonal interaction.
By the brick is not by the tile (will not measure the weight, do not know what is good or bad or do not work quickly, mud and water)
short short a belly of the pup (metaphorical short cunning, ideas)
short belly pimples
love to eat jujube soup (the old refers to the woman coveted style)
love playful freezing jumps
covert knife
eight feet thick cheeks
Eight Feet Thick Skin
Eight Shoulders Cannot Beat the Fart
Eight Faces (a metaphor for having a big frame of mind and not being enthusiastic about people)
Picking Open the Fence and Letting the Dogs Drill It (a metaphor for helping bad people to do bad things, and also a metaphor for asking for trouble)
Pulling Up the Grass to Seek the Snake (a metaphor for messing with the bad and asking for trouble)
Pulling Up the Short Ladder (a metaphor for breaking the contract and breaking the promise, and also a metaphor for tearing down the bridge)
Half a man's face, half a dog's face.
Half a catty duck with four mouths (refers to talking too much or talking non-stop)
Halfway up the stairs
Buck teeth eating watermelon
Backed by a bull's head, not recognizing the account
Nose like an eagle's beak, doing things to dig brain blood
Catch sparrows with closed eyes
Close your eyes to eat caterpillars, and close your eyes to catch sparrows (describes the success of doing things haphazardly, the probability of success is very low. The probability of success is very low. (The bat does not see itself, but laughs at the swallow on the beam.)
The whip beats the fast ox (a metaphor for the lack of self-knowledge)
The whip beats the fast ox (a metaphor for the lack of rewards and punishments, and those who are hardworking are chastised instead.)
The pig has become a pig, and it is still afraid of being killed
The dog has become a dog, and it is not afraid of having shit to eat
The chameleon (a metaphor for those who see the wind and make the helm, and those who are good at changes and disguises. Satisfaction (A metaphor for a person who is lazy or incapable and can only rely on others for a living)
One thing on the surface, but one thing in the heart
Pidgeon flying by the side of Wang (Pidgeon: Domestic pigeon.)
Pidgeon: Domestic pigeon. Don't be afraid of the wind flashing your tongue (a mockery of big talkers who aren't afraid of being exposed or embarrassed)
Not benevolent, not loving, not loyal, not filial
Don't know a book, keep a pig
Don't try to fish, but only muddy water
Don't complain about the wolf eating the goat, but only the goat going up the slope
Wealth is life, and life is wealth
Treading on your tail
I'm not sure what I'm talking about
I'm not sure what I'm talking about
I'm not sure what I'm talking about
I'm not sure what I'm talking about
I'm not sure if I'm talking about the same thing, but I'm not sure if I'm talking about the same thing, but I'm not sure if I'm talking about the same thing, but I'm not sure if I'm talking about the same thing.
Eating raw rice (a metaphor for a person's attitude is very hard and irritable)
Eating five grains and thinking of six grains, being an emperor and wanting to ascend to immortality (five grains: usually refers to rice millet, yellow rice, grain, sorghum, wheat beans, beans, a metaphor for greed and insatiability)
Eating outside the bowl
Eating in the bowl, looking at the pot
Eating people do not spit out bones
Eating lice, but not spitting out bones
Eat lice also want to pull off a foot (metaphorically speaking, anything big or small, as long as through his hands, to take advantage)
Eat saeko not spit out bones (saeko: child. p>
The favorite servant girl as a housekeeper, the key does not ring the hand dial prick (dial prick: with the hand dialing to make the sound.
The ugly gourd can't produce a good dipper
The ugly horse is a bad horse
The ugly man makes a lot of mistakes, and the mangey man wants to wear a flower
Stinky fish looking for rotten shrimp
Stinky meat invites flies, and flies are looking for stinky meat
The first sculls are a yawl, and the second is a yawl (yawl: a tool placed in the top of a boat to make it move forward, bigger than the oar.). (Metaphorically speaking, things are dragging, low efficiency)
Wear green to protect the green
Wear new shoes, take the old road (often used to describe the old approach, the old way to cope with the new things facing the new situation)
Blowing sky-high
Blowing the trumpet, sedan chair (Metaphorically speaking, for the benefit of others to run around to serve or flattery touting)
Bragging about big words
Spring breezes do not enter the ears of donkeys (a metaphor for not listening to good advice)
There is no silver here, but there is no silver in this place (a mockery of the stupidity of human behavior, intended to cover up, but instead exposed the truth)
Smart face, stupid belly (refers to the face of a person who is beautiful, but not smart)
Smart, but poor, comatose to do the Three Kung Fu
The smart people have a mistake that is corrected, the muddle-headed people see the error of the concealment of the
A wise man is clever for a time, but confused for a time / A wise man is clever for a time, but confused for a time
Rotten from the stomach
Putting up a stinking stand
Putting up a stage to sell bean curd
The quail that lost the fight is the chicken that lost the fight
A fox that can't be beaten causes trouble
A wild dog that can't be beaten can't be beaten by a family dog
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Beat the blind, scold the mute
Beat the fox and rabbit to move
Beat the duck on the shelf, forcing the mute to speak
Beat the swollen face to be fat
Beat the swollen face to be fat, stand on tiptoe to be the eldest (tiptoe: to land on the ground with the tip of the toes)
Speak in dreams in broad day time
Dream in broad day time
The big soldier passes through, and the fence breaks down
The big place is not a small place. >
The big things don't count in the small things
The big words are not real
The big sister marries, the second sister is in a panic
The big temple door doesn't burn incense, the matter is in the end, the pig and goat (metaphorically speaking, one doesn't do anything, something happens, and only then one gets anxious)
The head of the big cat, the tail of the mouse
Cannon to hit mosquitoes
Can't do big things, won't do small things
A big eagle flies over and pulls out a hair, an egg is three times lighter
Can't catch a tiger, looks for a cat to take out the anger
Can't catch a rabbit, grabs a dog to eat
Caught a donkey to ride as a horse
See God with a granite head
Go to be a thief with a bell
Look at people through tinted glasses
Cowardice is not the only thing that can make you feel good about yourself.
Cowardly as a mouse, ruthless as a wolf
Drums in the face, drums on the back
Human in the face, ghosts on the back
One thing in the face, another behind the back
Speak human in the face, speak ghost in the face
Blunt knives, blame it on the old meat
Slap him on the backside
Go to the east to eat the head of the goat, go to the west to eat the head of the hog
Getting the cheapest of deals, getting the goodies
Getting the best of what you're getting
Getting the best of what you're getting
A cheap and good boy
A dyeing house is a place where you can dye when you have gained three colors
A sheep is gained, but a cow is lost
A cat that has won a victory is as happy as a tiger
A house that has gained a pit is a pit, but a pit that has a wife is a pit
A cat that has gained an inch is a cat that has gained a foot.
One is a good thing, and ten is a good thing
The cow is a good thing, and the mosquito is a good thing
The meat in your mouth is a good thing, and you wait for the fish in the river
The petrochemicals are gold, and the human heart is a good thing
You are a good thing, but you are not good enough
You are a good thing, but you are not good enough
A hanged ghost is a good thing
You are afraid that you might break your head if you drop a leaf
A good thing is that you might break your head if you drop a leaf
You are afraid that you might break your head if you drop a leaf
You are not good enough
The east is not enough, the west is not enough
A hammer from the east, a stick from the west
A hammer from the east, an axe from the west
I can't read a single word
I can't read a liter of words
I can't read a liter of words
I can't see the sky for the rice I'm eating
I blame Master Stovekeeper for my stomach pains
I don't know how to measure others, but I know myself (度: measure)
I'm starving to death, even if I'm squatted in the rice steamer
I'm starving to death even if I'm squatted in the rice steamer. You can starve to death
Crouching in a rice steamer and starving to death
Dodging rain and jumping into a river (overdoing something in order to prevent it from happening, but instead messing it up)
Defecating without scraping one's buttocks
Hungry dogs aren't afraid of sticks
Hungry dogs can't break the path to eating shit
Hungry dogs can't leave the hut
Hungry dogs want to fly the bird
Hungry ghosts are the ones who can forbid their mouths to be shut.
The tears of a crocodile
A soft ear
A national tragedy
Fainting can't stop death
A cannon fire
Putting down a bowl without chopsticks
A dog can't stop eating.
Putting down the dog-beating stick and scolding the beggar
Letting go the cow-stealer and catching the stake-puller
Soap bubbles that do not burst
The wind blowing in both directions
The wind blowing loudly and the rain falling lightly
Mad dogs biting indiscriminately
A bees' mouth in honeycomb and a bitter gourd's heart, a gentleman outside, a villain inside.
The good are deceived and the bad are feared
Read the Book of Filial Piety in front of the door of one's house (Fu Zi: the old honorific for scholars)
The one who can't afford to help is the one who can't afford to help the other
Help the wall to draw the ladder
The rich are together with other people, and the poor and the lowly are separated from their relatives (describing the person who dislikes poverty and loves riches, and tends to favor the rich and the lowly)
The one who is blowing the fire with the rolling pin, and does not understand a single word of the subject matter
Work as a worm, eat as a dragon
Just put down the dog stick, scolded the beggar
High is not good, low is not good
The caller saw the bacon
Caller roast fire, only to their own crotch rake
Elbow to the outside twisting
The boots scratching the itch (metaphorical speech and writing did not grasp the theme and the main points, not pertinent, not pertinent) (straw chicken: hen)
A dog eats cow dung and is greedy for a big pile
A dog eats cow dung and is greedy for a lot of it/a dog eats cow shit as long as it is a lot
A dog wears a hat and pretends to be a good person
A dog barks at a tiger and doesn't know that it is dead
A dog can't change its ways and eats shit
A dog cannot spit out elephant tusks from its mouth
There is no ivory in a dog's mouth
A dog boasts that it has a good tail (a Dong dialect).
Dog bites dog
Dog parties on a bone
Ivory in a dog's mouth
IronyIrony
Incompletely evolved life-forms, genetically mutated aliens,
Kindergarten-level high school students, congenital mongolian frog-heads,
Our Lady of the Peaks yeti outcasts. septic-tank-clogging murderers,
descendants of Africans screwing black*, yin-yang-disordered chimpanzees,
hippopotamuses crushed by Noah's Ark, new volcanic eruption vents,
mega-shameless sound-transmitting megaphone speakers, Eskimo shames,
hyper-individuals surviving with cockroach***s, life-force-rotting half-plants,
stinky-smelling
A garbage man, the origin of the term "spit",
A dinosaur that degraded three times a day, the most powerful reject in human history,
An old washing machine that God dropped by mistake, a brainless creature that can think,
A scourge that has ruined the reputation of our Asian compatriots, and a disgrace to our ancestors,
The rot that has been deposited for thousands of years, and the shame that has been placed upon the human race.
Humus deposited for thousands of years, a primitive species that scientists dare not study,
10 times the concentration of oil in the sediment, a disfigured Ronald McDonald,
An abomination like you :
You can only act as a turd in a TV show,
No better than the chewing gum that a dog spilled its urine on the side of the road,
Even Ruhua is 10 times more handsome than you!
You have to go to the zoo to find a girlfriend or even leave the planet,
If you want to kill yourself, you will only be advised not to leave your body behind so as not to pollute the environment,
Even the amoebae on the keyboard you touched couldn't survive,
The saliva you spewed out is more fatal than SARS,
Acting cute can instantly solve the problem of expanding population,
The problem of population expansion can be solved instantly.
If you play it cool, you'll have to reproduce asexually,
Idiots can be your teachers, and retards can teach you how to speak,
If you look up, there'll be a hole in the ozone layer,
You'll have to immigrate to Mars in order to get away from you,
If you can generate electricity from your ugliness, the world's nuclear power plants will shut down,
If you go to war, the bullets will fly off the ground, and you'll be able to kill your enemies.
If you go to war, bullets will fly at you, grenades will explode when they see you,
Other people have to fly planes to crash into the Gemini Planet, but you can do the same thing if you parachute in,
All the places you've been to will be turned into monuments, and all the places you've been to will be turned into history,
I've never done anything good in my life to get to know you, and you are not environmentally friendly enough to be thrown into the sun,
I'm going to migrate to Mars in order to get away from you.
Anyway, one thing: don't let me see you again, and if I do,
I'll kill you!
How to say someone is ugly?
1, long thrilling .....
2, you were kissed by a pig when you were a child, right?
3, you long very patriotic, very dedicated, very backbone
4, long really creative, live a courageous!
5, your long really tm postmodern
6, your long like the scene of the car accident
7, your long shape is not allowed to proportion did not play a good
8, why do you use the buttocks to block the face ah!
9, I think there are only two kinds of people in the world can attract people, a kind of special beautiful one is you like
10, your looks are very refreshing to say!
11, you need to go back to the stove
12, how can they call you a pig? It's just not right! You can't call people what they look like! How can they say you look like a pig? That is an insult to the pig.
13, shit, you fucking look too good to recognize.
14, long very science fiction, long very abstract!
15, have seen ugly, have not seen so ugly. At first glance quite ugly, take a closer look more ugly!
16, long innocent, long sorry people sorry party.
17, your long slow network speed, your long too consume memory
18, you light body chasing me two kilometers, I went back once counted me as a hooligan!
19, big brother, the resolution of your face down a little good?
20, you long violation!
21, the international face of the world common
22, very sorry to look at him and said: "surgery can be adjusted back?"
23, your looks break through the human imagination ...
24, you Zhang's very beastie well!
25, you have not yet evolved completely, long like people really difficult for you.
26. I want to look at you and talk, but why do you have your face buried in your ass?... Oh? I'm sorry, I didn't know that was your face, so where's your ass?
27. I don't want to discourage you either. You go to the zoo and see if there's a suitable job for you, you're liable to get shot by a police-cop for running around the streets like that.
28. MMD, I have never seen such a long archaeological value.
29, long flying sand and stones, the ghost of God
You do what you can not, eat what is not left
The zoo has a gorilla its ugly, I look at a glance I threw up, he looked at a glance he threw up, you look at a gorilla threw up.
If I had known that you are so bad, I should not have talked to a couple of lovers in the spring, 60 lamps in the light! Thank you! I'm a problem solver. I specialize in helping people solve their problems, I don't care about the rest! 1, with you as a friend for so long, you have been very concerned about me, but I often give you trouble, I really do not know how to answer you. So, in the next life you as cattle and horses, I must pull grass for you to eat.
2, if you are a meteor I'll chase you, if you are a satellite I'll wait for you, if you are a star I'll fall in love with you, but it's a pity that you are an ape!
3, met you, is the beginning of my heart; fell in love with you, is my happy choice; have you, is my most precious treasure; step into the red carpet, is my eternal power. Regrettably - I passed on to the wrong person.
4, because of you, I believe that the arrangement of fate, perhaps all this is destined by heaven, the meditative traction between the two of us. Now I want to say is - I was in my last life what sin ah?
5, from tomorrow onwards, the city decided to remove all the ugly, detrimental to the city's appearance of the mentally retarded youth! You quickly pack up your things, go out to avoid the wind, do not tell people that I informed you, remember! I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
6, God saw that you are thirsty, created water; God saw that you are hungry, created rice; God saw that you do not have a lovely friend, created me; however, he also saw that there are no idiots in the world, by the way, also create you.
7. Thinking of you is a happy thing! Love you is something I will always do! Keeping you in my heart is something I will always do! But lying to you is something that is happening!
8. According to statistics, more than 99.9% of people who look like pig heads use their thumbs to button read text messages! Hey, hey, no need to change hands, it's too late for that, piggy!
9, if looking pretty is a kind of mistake, I have made a big mistake; if smart is a kind of crime, I have committed a heinous crime, do people can be really difficult. But you're good, both right and no crime, I really envy you!
10, if you say burn a year of incense can meet with you, burn 3 years of incense can be known with you, burn 10 years of incense can be cherished with you. So, for the sake of my next life's happiness, I am willing to - converted to Ki-Du!
11 Resistance against Japan when you have you in which still have to be eight years so long, you go out of the small Japan fled back, and think of China is a kind of pain is not healing memories, future generations are affected.
12 You look very hazy, you look very abstract, your hair is very long (you will make me satisfied with the role of Sadako) Don't let me say that you, I can't say it, because I really haven't encountered ghosts ah (very suitable for the "Skeletor")