A: I graduated this year

B: Four years of college have passed in a flash

A: Looking back on my college life, I feel so filled with emotion

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B: Let me describe it to you

A: Touched

B: Hmm

A: Unforgettable

B :Hmm

A: Expensive

B: Expensive? Is it precious

A: It is precious, really expensive

B: How do you say this?

A: I bought eight bicycles in four years. They are expensive

B: Eight? How much does that cost?

A: No, it can be combined into one mobile phone

B: Must have

A: Three literary stars

B: Almost

A: 20 USB flash drives, more than 80 kilograms of braised pork elbows

B: What are you thinking about? I didn’t buy any braised pork elbows

A: There is no way, we all know it In school, bicycles must be classified as fast-moving consumer goods...

B: Fast-moving consumer goods?

A: If you throw it away quickly, you will have to spend it repeatedly.

B: Well, that’s what happened

A: I was too scared to buy a good car. This time I bought a bicycle, which cost me more than 400 yuan< /p>

B: Four hundred is not a good car

A: The car is not expensive, just over one hundred is a little bit better

B: What about the three hundred?

A: I bought six locks

B: Okay

A: I think six locks and six insurances, no matter what happens, there will be no problem< /p>

B: Don’t worry

A: But most of my spare time is spent on locking and unlocking the car...

B: Time is just a matter of time Such a waste has passed

A: You don’t understand, this is also a pleasure. Six locks, I feel so at ease. Every morning I go downstairs and sing a little tune:

B: What are you singing?

A: "The loneliest thing is when you want to steal but can't. Lock six locks and put them in your stomach..."

B: Ho

A: After going downstairs, hey, what did you say, my car didn't move at all, I felt so happy. I took out the keys: (pulled out one, stopped, and looked at B proudly), learn to click

B: Yes

A: (continued to take out, one after another) A) bicycles have to be locked like this. I’ll see if you steal again, steal, steal, it depends on how you steal

B: Hey, you can’t wear them in a string

A :Trouble

B: What kind of trouble is it?

A: (unlock: insert lock)

B: Unlocked, one

A: (front wheel opening stick lock)

A: (Unlock the rear wheel, pull it out, and put it into the basket)

B: Chain lock, Huo, why is it like this? It’s long, this weight

A: (Password lock, listen)

B: What does this mean? Oh, safe password lock, drink, I don’t know the password yet

A: I tinkered with it for a long time and decided to give up

B: Why give up

A : A team of security guards stood behind me and stared at me

B: I thought you stole the car

A: It’s really hard not to use the car. It’s inconvenient to go anywhere< /p>

B: For convenience, let me give you an idea

A: What idea?

B: Find a boyfriend and ask him to take you on a bicycle wherever you want. It would be great. It saves worry and effort.

A: That makes sense. I’ll do group shopping when I get back. Version

B: Huh? Group purchase?

A: Wrong, wrong, it’s a second-hand version

B: Okay, Daring Boyfriend can not only wholesale it, but also transfer it.

Aren’t you making trouble?

A: Then where do you think we should go?

B: Of course it’s lost and found

A: Hey, how do you know me? Just fell in love?

B: What, you have messed it up, Zhengyou should be on the pie version

A: Let me tell you secretly, I have posted it, but no one has responded

B: How could it be? Is it because you didn’t post a photo?

A: I posted it. Later I looked at my post carefully and understood.

B: What’s going on?

A: I wrote a wrong word. I originally wanted to write "to recruit a bf", but in a hurry I wrote it wrong

B: What did I write?

A: "I'm recruiting one"

B: Okay, you're a pervert, then who dares to apply?

A: Don't tell me, there really is one The person replied

B: Take a look

A: The letter said, (nasal) "Everyone on the forum says I am bt, but in fact, I am a technical station manager",

A: Do you think it can be done?

B: No, you can’t find anyone to look for the technical station manager

A: Yes, that makes sense

B: Hey, let me tell you, look for a man. It’s better to put things about friends later, the future is the most important after graduation

A: Yes, this is a critical moment in life

B: Everyone’s mood is different It's very complicated

A: To talk about our mentality, Shakespeare has a famous book "Harry Potter"

B: Harry Potter, okay, it should be Hamlet

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A: Is it about the same? There is a sentence there that describes it particularly well

B: Which sentence?

A: Going to graduate school or working, it's a problem... (Tianjin dialect)

B: Daqing, Grandpa Sha is from Tianjin

A: At first I Think, I have to do scientific research

B: To do scientific research, you have to enter the laboratory.

A: I got in, got one. Don't tell me, staying in the laboratory for a while is really rewarding.

B: I learned a lot

A: I found that the Internet speed in the laboratory is much faster than that in our dormitory.

B: Huh? Just surfing the Internet and not doing any work. If you’re like this, it’s better not to go to graduate school

A: After a while, I also felt that scientific research is not suitable for me, so I’ll just go to work

B: If you’re like this, you can’t even work.

A: Don’t come. Aren’t we Peking University graduates as popular as Xueyi’s pickled elbows everywhere?

B: That’s okay. What are you going to do?

A: I want to enter the IT industry

B: Why

A: The IT industry has a future, isn’t there a song that sings that?

B: What song

A: "The most romantic thing I can think of is to buy and sell computers with you" (self-narcissistic)

B: Look at this A beautiful one. Where are you going to sell your computers?

A: I can’t bear to do it. Find a place closer to me. There is a small unit over there at Blue Flag Camp that wants me to go for an interview. It's called Google. Do you think it can work?

B: Okay, that still doesn’t work? What a great place, you should prepare well for the interview

A: Yes, I must be fully prepared. It is said that an interview is, to some extent, a comparison of momentum with the interviewer. The sage said: If a worker wants to do his job well, he must first sharpen his tools. Zeng Zi said: No matter how good your martial arts is, you are still afraid of the kitchen knife; no matter how high your intelligence is, you will be knocked down by a brick...

B: Hey, what if we have to fight?

A: Where do you want to go? Already? I just want to package myself in a more imposing manner.

B: How to package?

A: Recently, there have been a lot of ordered shirts with no name on them, and they all say "Define You" on them. It's very impressive, so I got one too

B: I'm trying to challenge you? Why is it so awkward

A: In order to be in line with international standards, it is still written in English. Head-to-head is PK, followed by you in English

B: PK you, PK you, oh, Peking University?

A: Well, you got it.

B: Dare to wear school uniform

A: When I arrived at Google that day, I opened the door and walked in. I saw the interviewer was a fat white man with a kind face, sitting there with a flushed face. of.

B: That’s good

A: (pedantic) When I saw him, I remembered a popular ancient poem

B: Which one?

A: (Cute) Ma house, red tent,

He: There is a fat white man living inside~

B: OK, he is a peanut

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A: Peanut is very polite: "Classmate, please sit down. How did you know about our recruitment position at Google this time?"

B: What did you say?

A: I searched on Baidu...

B: Huh?

A: After saying this, I noticed that the fat man’s face turned from red to green...

B: Okay, he turned into a mustard peanut

A : The fat man coughed twice and asked again: "Do you know where our technical advantage is?"

B: What do you mean?

A: "Well done in Chinese web search"

B: Huh?

A: After saying this, the fat man fell to the ground with a bang

B: Is the fat man still alive?

A: I am alive, but I am normal

B: If you are not normal, who are you to be normal? You are making trouble

A: Don’t look here. I didn’t pass, but we later received offers from many companies

B: What companies are there?

A: Baidu China

B: Yes, I have known for a long time that you have to enter Baidu

A: There is also Baidu Japan

B: Baidu Japan?

A: Baidu Haidian, Baidu Huangzhuang, Baidu Zhongguancun...

B: Why is Zhongguancun even here?

A: Anyway, I found a job

B: It’s great that I found a job

A: (affectionately) I found a job in a blink of an eye, and the defense was over. It was time to graduate and leave. Only then did I realize that There are many things in this garden of Peking University that make people miss you

B: Well, I can’t bear to leave. What do you miss?

A: Sauce elbows

B: Just miss it Eat, is there anything else?

A: Yes, look, sauced pork ribs, pancakes, cold skin, spicy hotpot, green vegetable buns, winter vegetable buns, pickled cabbage buns, custard buns, chicken leg rice, chicken Pai rice, Yangzhou fried rice, stone pot bibimbap, shaved noodles, fried noodles, Lanzhou ramen, spicy cold noodles, as well as braised catfish with medicinal food, free soy milk from Chenghuang Temple, Ximen chicken wings from Lao Ding’s family, and spicy hotpot from Weimin Xiaozao ,...

B: Why are you eating all this?

A: Gorbachev said: This is the happiest thing to eat

A: Yes, let’s take the class of 2007 as an example: we have not had a good life for two years

B: Well, we have lost countless 84

A: You don’t have to get up every morning to swipe your card to exercise. B: Well, you even skip breakfast. A: Get a student bus card. B: It only costs 40 cents to go to the China World Trade Center.

A: But we graduates of the 2007 class also have regrets.

B: For example?

A: We have no use for the table tennis hall

B: I think I have a chance to get a doctorate

A: There is also a new teaching next to the farm Lou

B: A master's degree is enough

A: Those who go abroad cannot become Olympic volunteers

B: Bite the bullet and postpone it for one year!

A: But none of the above are what I regret the most.

B: Is there anything else?

A: Yes, there is something that not only makes me regretful, but also makes many people from Peking University lament and complain to the sky

B: And this thing?

A: You don’t know such an important thing?

B: I don’t know

A: Haven’t heard?

B: What’s going on?

A: I’m not going to sell my elbows anymore (crying)

B: I’d better eat