The first couplet: The performers from the southeast, northwest and north are really wonderful
The second couplet: The people are happy in spring, summer, autumn and winter
The first couplet: The old ox returns to the house to spend his twilight years
The next couplet: The tiger comes out to shake the four sides of the world
The first couplet: No matter what the songs, dances and words are
The second couplet: It's the same thing year after year
The first couplet: The Spring Festival Gala is a great mixture of songs and sounds
The first couplet: You are looking forward to the Spring Festival Gala and you are looking forward to it with your heart and soul
Next couplet: The songs of every year are all exquisite
Previous couplet: You are looking forward to the Spring Festival Gala
Next couplet: Zhao is short of money, and Liu is short of audience
Previous couplet: Innovative in every way
Next couplet: The whole family is happy with a smile
Previous couplet: The old faces and new works are laughable in the whole country
Next couplet: The big stars and small actors are gathered together
Next couplet: The big stars and small actors are happy with the show.
The first line: The Spring Festival Gala program is streamlined and very six plus one
The second line: Benshan sketches are the first and lucky fifty-two
The first line: Year after year, year after year, year after year
The second line: Sketches and comedies are not funny
The first line: Night after night, night after night, still the Spring Festival Gala
The second line: Year after year, year after year, still the new year
The first line: You see, I see, everyone sees every yearThe second line: Today and tomorrow, the sun shines brightly and the year is new
The first line: The sound of the Spring Festival Gala is still the same
The second line: The audience is rising and falling
The first line: The eight immortals present their performances at the Spring Festival Gala
The second line: The nine states enjoy a happy evening
The first line: The tiger with the blessing pays tribute to the New Year
The second line: Liu Qian with the magic hand brings the New Year's money
The second line: The magician Liu Qian brings the New Year's money. Liu Qian's money for the New Year
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Next: Spring Festival for every family
Prev: It's the same thing every year
Next: It's the same thing every year
Prev: Good songs, good dances, and good sketches, and the whole country's appetite is good
Next: The beauty of the make-up is the beauty of the people and the beauty of the mood, and the beauty of the people is the beauty of the people in the whole country
Next: The beauty of the make-up is the beauty of the people in the whole country, The first line: Zhu Jun Zhou Tao hosted for many years is very old-fashioned
The next line: Benshan Shenyang Northeast sketches are too vulgar
The first line: twenty-four seasons, the Qiankun competing
The next line: fifty-six oddballs, and harmony with the spring
Crossword: the unity of man and nature
The first line: the sky and the earth and the human and, and the integration of the Huaxia
The next line: the song and dance and the beautiful flowers, the beauty in this night
The next line: the beautiful dance and the beautiful flowers, the beauty in the evening
The next line: the beautiful dance and the beautiful flower. The beauty of this night
Crossword: Happy New Year
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Next: Monthly and Yearly People's Fortunes
Crossword: National Prosperity and People's Peace
Prev: The Party's Heart, the People's Heart, and the People's Heart of the People are united in one heart, and the spring winds of scientific development are rising
Next: The Country's Fortunes, the Family's Fortunes, the Great Fortunes of the Grand Map, and the Sun's Rise in Social Harmony
The first line: All things will be renewed
The first line: spring evening to welcome spring is not late
The next line: the night of the Lantern Festival is not sleepless
The next line: fifty-six flowers bloom, five lights and six colors of spring
The first line: the earth of the Nine States celebrated with the same, the seven horses and eight sheep in harmony to come
Spring Festival Festival of the Year of the Dog
1, the child, your education is a fetus education right
2, silicon and water to produce what substance, Wangba soup.
3, I'm kind, I put up with it
4, economic problems are followed by style problems.
5, far away from the cold mountain stone path slanting, white clouds where he and I, I thought the prince will princess, is indeed a dinosaur see frogs, the moon when there, look up to see themselves, ask how many sorrows, just like a pot of pots of two pots.
6, would like to play a New Year's good, and so on sent out, it should eat moon cakes; you have any questions at any time to ask me, the results played into what you have any problem at any time to kiss me; you can cash on delivery? The results played into you can live to pay for it
7, you pick the best score is 5000 into 4900, people send nickname elimination Lang.
8, you can walk this walk ah, but you are walking according to the table ah 20, I am a premature baby, nine months premature ah 21, the child is always with the mother pro, see mom always say mom I'm hungry, mom I'm thirsty, mom my clothes, see dad at most one sentence: Dad, my mom?
9, pay attention to the tongue do not squeeze out of the Chinese knot to
10, you are a grandson of others are also grandsons you this grandson how to be so grandson
11, your brain into the gutter oil?
12, you, it seems to be outside someone. I, at first glance, is outside the debt.
13, you genius than my talent, more than this one two!
14, I go to find a boyfriend with a house, you go to find a mother-in-law do not want to house it!
15, this money, my father rely on it to pension, my mother rely on it social security, my son rely on it college entrance examination, the whole family rely on it to eat, if it lost, my father can not pension, my mother can not social security, my son can not college entrance examination, the whole family can not eat, I have to be like a cow, greed, drag and run fast, eat milk, milking is grass.
16, people in the world, which can not be stabbed, men do not learn bad, sooner or later be kicked!
17, you dare to find a sister outside, I will give you a big brother.
18, 26, 45, when passing the Pods Here omit 78 words 。。。。
19, is there a pit on the road you are not on the road!
20, you a pig farmer, how to do the fox thing?
21, son you are from the local station or the central station through the ah?
22, when you are happy, I turned away. When you are not happy, I appear at any time.
23, Hello! Please hang up
24, you grow a bag like, do not blame the dog to follow.
25, I wish everyone pocket money like my wife's belly, bulging!
26, thanks to the mental illness, the whole person is much more spiritual.
27, I go to find a boyfriend with a house, you go to find do not want to house mother-in-law it!
28, a marriage, please press one, two marriage, please press two, three marriage, please press three
29, I am me, is not the same color fireworks
30, said: I remembered the wrong day, yesterday went out. Q: Then how to get there now? A: traffic jam.
32, I clearly ordered a yellow dress, why send me a purple dress? Different colors can be changed! I'm not going to change it. Why would I want to change it if it looks so good? Why did you give me a bad review? I obviously ordered a yellow dress 、、、、
33, obviously can rely on the face to eat rely on talent
34, the house is not a home, there is a home with love.
35, all right, all right, you're not afraid of boiling water;
36, these two eyes really give face to save the ground, the original bar?
37, what is your last name, last name good, why do you last name good, my father last name good ah!
38, I told you ah, I told you that
39, when you have long hair and waist, we do friends.
40, I'm not a potato, I'm a kiwi, is there a difference? Kiwi has hair.
41, turn? Also sister, yes yes, she turned positive, I do not become a sister
42, you genius than my talent, more than this one two!
43, what is the husband, the husband is to coax the wife.
44, there is a time to fight the landlord four two to bring out the two kings.
46, this year is the year of the rabbit, the cunning rabbit three grottoes, we are still less than a set of it!
47, you can either call me Hao, or call me Dajian, don't be so cheap and cheap, how to expose my character ah?
48, the first line of the hundred good filial piety first, often go home to see; the second line: all the evil for the first, go to the green house walk.
49, now you give me 50,000? The three of us go in all landlords ah?
50, since I married you, I have not seen the money, all cards
51, my life lacks five elements.
52, people, eyes are black, heart is red. But when the eyes are red, the heart is black.
53, you put on stockings is to prove that stockings are really good elasticity!
54, the visa to Thailand for a long time without news, it was written as Qin.
55, they all said you, how do you not say them? - - I can not do it!
56, eat the milk, squeeze the grass.
57, I estimate that you can't get into the top three in a two-person race
58, I can't give up my daughter-in-law, I can't change the room.
59, there is a good house, not as good as a good wife.
60, I go to work every day than the mood of the grave is heavy!
61, a waste of a sneaky face.
62, how unhappy? And found who is better looking than you
63, I admit that I am a two fools, but I am glad that there is a big fool!
64, brother ah, you are not stupid ah, you are brain-dead ah.
65, at that time I had this little brain flash, snap, I borrowed him another ten thousand.
66, to be handsome, you have to have long hair. -Said by Li Yong.
67, the best time to buy a house is which year? The year before!
68, not I say you ah, you really put yourself,, when outsiders
69, divorce to bite the pear, flash marriage to bite the thunder, trial marriage to bite the persimmon, hidden marriage to bite the teeth.
70, I and my buddies are stunned.
71, talk about money hurt feelings talk about feelings hurt money
72, not to squeeze our grandchildren like grandchildren.
73, love me you burst burst me.
74, we elegant people do not see, too vulgar.
75, you do not manage money, wealth does not care about you.
76, whole body powder fracture. Then you are a human scum ah
77, you let people pedal one time a day, you bike ah;
78, two tigers nuclear struggle will have a wound, she is a tigress
79, Chiling sister to Dongqing: off, you are more experienced than me.
80, face this flat, long as a manhole cover;
81, what about gas poisoning? Smoke a cigarette to calm down.
82, you a pig, how to do the fox thing?
83, Africa does not have this price!
84, put down a hook, hook a line, discharge a power, electric death.
85, I am ready to organize a wedding with your daughter-in-law
86, look at the gesture, 1,2,3, spit.
87, this is not an apple, this is a mine.
88, the third happy! I'm about to divorce my beloved wife!
89, bury the experts!
90, the price of pigs rose, I'm worth money.
91, husband: and quarrel with someone? Mrs.: No, with the dog!
92, the house is not I want to buy, want to buy can buy ~ ~ ~ ~
93, I'm this scarf so so fine ah ~
94, a harmonious society is talking about the egg fixed.
95, rhubarb, I despise you.
96, this is the Tibetan plateau that or basin ah?
97, I am a writer, but not Mo Yan, I am shut up.
98, Zhang Guoli, immediately powerful; Zhu Jun, immediately pig; Dong Qing, immediately pro;
99, the first line of the hundred good filial piety first, often go home to see; the second line: all evils for the first, go to the green house walk.
100, I have been good-looking don't don't
101, this money you want to give me back, this year, I let you kneel over.
102, dolphin sound, is the sound you make with your hips during the audition
103, the two of us, the IQ, is the steamed bread and the nest, just a heartbeat away
104, who is the outsider? Auntie Li is my insider.
The Spring Festival in the Year of the Dog host lyrics in the Year of the Dog Spring Festival essay on moving couplets in the Year of the Dog Spring Festival Funny Quotes
Spring Festival Funny Quotes
1, I walk the dog are 30 mph!
2, I drop a pro mother four uncle grandmother!
3, you see your mom can come empty-handed?
4, can not give up the daughter-in-law, can not change the room.
5, teacher, I am very much like a chicken?
6, listen to you, subvert the view of life.
7, the room is not home, there is love is home.
8, my father is on the list of service or not.
9, this is not an apple, this is a landmine.
10, not out of daughter-in-law, I can not change the room.
11, so to speak, I used to open the big Ben.
12, you look like this, hooligans are considered a cottage.
13, there is a good house, not as good as a good wife.
14, this year which boss's daughter-in-law is not young.
15, I am the provincial language ah, the provincial fertilizer plant.
16, the face of this flat, long as a manhole cover.
17, silicon and water to generate what substances, Wang Bashi soup.
18, the eunuch has no son, but you can not have no father.
19, I have this click le chest, you are bam bam face ah!
20, the house is not I want to buy, want to buy can buy.
21, here omit three words. The following omit ten thousand words.
22, since the mental illness, the whole person is much more spiritual.
23, you walk is able to walk, you are walking according to the table.
24, I can endure! I earned more than 100 on that day.
25, which mental illness is looked after with 100 dollars?
26, Auntie, you are so naughty, your family know?
27, thanks to the mental illness, the whole person is much more spiritual.
28, leadership, the New Year's Eve I find you resigned ah?
29, you a pig, how to do the fox thing?
30, how suddenly not cool, but also a little heartburn.
31, you this horse's ass work is all in the blood.
32, you genius than my talent, more than this one two!
33, later he lit up the ID card, comrade I am a person.
34, Auntie, where are you going to blow up the bunker ah?
35, you let people pedal once a day, you bike ah.
36, gas poisoning how to do? Smoke a cigarette to calm down.
37, the two tigers nuclear competition will have an injury, she is a tigress.
38, these two eyes really give face to save the ground, the original ecological right?
39, stewardess, give me a spicy hot pot, put more meat!
40, brother ah, you are not stupid ah, you are ah.
41, not to squeeze our grandson like a grandson.
42, there is a time to fight the landlord four two to bring out the two king.
43, this is a good opportunity to make your family ancestors are fraudulent.
44, I said you a pig how to do the fox thing ah!
45, am I going to Huzhou or Fuzhou? Dad where to go ah!
46, what is your last name, last name is good, why do you last name is good, my father last name is good ah!
47, so tell you, the thief to my house are in tears.
48, the whole body powder fracture?
49, Chiling sister to Dongqing: off, you are more experienced than me.
50, my son does not look like me, well not like the neighbors.
51, or when we go, take our children away?
52. He is a crab and I am a pisces. You know each other from the seafood market?
53, this picture makes me intoxicated you do not avoid I let you scrap.
54, grandson! Sun a house gourd, you when the grandmother is a snake spirit ah?
55, you genius than my talent, you do not have more than one two!
56, I really have no choice but to give you a playback ah.
57, husband: and quarrel with someone? Mrs.: No, with the dog!
58, the third happy! I'm about to divorce my beloved wife!
59, this year is the year of the rabbit, the cunning rabbit three grottoes, we are still less than a set of it!
60, have come to this time, and then really two meters three meters of meaning.
61, I have no heart and lungs, a group of boys before and after embracing, looking for me to arm wrestle.
62, crows stand on the coal pile to see others see black not see their own black.
63, flirting with Huashao fast: mouth is rented, anxious to return?
64, blue-faced Dalton stole the Royal Horse, red wages are not enough to spend.
65, the same is a grandson, you how this grandson is so grandson?
66, I am the second fool. I'm glad I ran into a big fool.
67, son you are from the local station or the central station through ah?
68, I wish everyone pocket money like my wife's belly, bulging!
69, imitating the "Dad to go" munchkin: Dadby, where are you going ah.
70, trial marriage bite persimmons, flash marriage bite thunder, hidden marriage bite teeth, divorce bite pear.
71, the price of the pig rose, I am worth money; the pig is worth money, because I rose.
72, take the broom is not necessarily a janitor, may also be Harry Potter.
73, what is the dolphin sound? The sound you make with your hips when you're auditioning.
74, I look beautiful, a group of boys before and after, I am particularly dignified.
75, I have arms and legs, and a nose and a mouth, and my name is Jialing.
76, you only 25 to fall in love ah! Then you 25 what to do? I take care of you!
77, people floating in the world, which can not be stabbed, men do not learn bad, sooner or later be kicked!
78, people, eyes are black, heart is red. But the eyes are red and the heart is black.
79, you, at first glance, is outside someone. I, at first glance, is outside the debt.
80, I am a premature baby, premature more than nine months, the child you that is not pregnant ah.
81, Wei Xiaobao with Kang Xi wrestling, and finally Wei Xiaobao into what? The first time I saw this, it was a very good idea to go back to the old days!
82, I have a big eye, a small mouth, a small nose, a long leg, a long arm, a long S-type, my name is Qu Ying.
83, we have to sit comfortably in this chair, the people can not be comfortable!
84, people drift in the world, which can not be stabbed. Men do not learn bad, sooner or later be kicked.
85, originally people's eyes are black, the heart is red; but the eye is red, the heart is black.
86, I go to find a boyfriend with a house, you go to find a mother-in-law who does not want a house!
87, you such a look is outside someone, I such a look is outside the debt.
88, when you are happy, I turned away. I'll be there anytime when you're not happy.
89, my eyes with hooks, a hook up a hook, your eyes with electricity, an electric dead a piece.
90, the circle of friends to send a message, said I fell out of love, some people comfort and sympathy, there are still tired.
91, don't just think about what you didn't get, think about what you have. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
92, the first line of the hundred good filial piety first, often go home to see; the second line: all evils for the first, go to the greenhouse walk.
93, the circle of friends to send a message that I fell out of love, no one comfort no one sympathy, a group of likes.
94, you either call me Hao, or call me Dajian, don't be so cheap and cheap, how to expose my character ah?
95, said: I remember the wrong day, yesterday went out. Q: How do you get there now? A: traffic jam.
96, the reason why I married you moncler outlet, because of that indestructible, to death, defiant sympathy!
97, we have this image like a bad guy? Not then like the students said I, really a waste of a sneaky face!
98, the leader likes mahjong, I will listen to the dismantling of the fight, the leader likes to play, I will wear the great grandfather's relics into a string; the leader likes me
2020 CCTV Year of the Rooster Spring Festival Gala
A skit: "Big City, Little Love"
Performed by: Liu Liang, pigeons, Guo Jinjie and so on
1, this
②, then you marry me figure what ah? I figure (in vain) sad.
③, husband, give brother take five hundred dollars. How much? Four hundred. What do you need three hundred dollars for? I only have two hundred in my pocket, I will give him at most one hundred, first pay ten dollars down payment.
④, I like my daughter-in-law sitting on the bed to count the money that kind of style.
Second, the skit: "Old Companion"
Performers: Cai Ming, Pan Changjiang, Pan Binlong
①, the higher the value, the greater the responsibility.
②, so embarrassing.
③, on his appearance can still marry a wife? The first thing you need to do is to get a new wife, and then you'll be able to get a new wife.
④, the husband grows so small, the son grows so old, let me lose my memory, okay.
⑤, the old partner to the old partner, do not always in a piece.
6, you can't think of a day, I'll stay with you for a day; you can't think of a lifetime, I'll stay with you for a lifetime, I haven't been bullied enough.
Third, the comedy: "Lou said"
Performers: Gao Xiaopan, You Xianchao
①, my grandma said the words are old words.
②, I look good when I smile - you look funny!
③, beating children on a rainy day - idle.
④, pushing a mill with your bare ass - you are spinning in circles to lose your face.
⑤, even if you fail, you have to put on a proud posture.
⑥, what grandma said is those inner words that you don't want to hear when you were a child, and you want to hear when you grow up, but you can't hear.
Fourth, the skit: "True Love Forever"
Performers: Sun Tao, Yan Xuejing, Liu Yiwei
①, high value, equivalent to the pM250.
②, you are fortunate to be inserted into the cow dung in me, if you are inserted in the chemical fertilizer, it is not likely that it will also genetically modified it!
③, after the child was born, the buttocks above the growth is not a birthmark, is a two-dimensional code, take the phone to scan, know who the parent is.
④, husband husband, in turn, is the husband husband (pay the bill).
⑤, I Sun a root finally, even the child's nickname has been thought out - called Sun a string.
V. Comedy: "New Tiger's Mouth Reverie"
Performers: Jiang Kun, Dai Zhicheng
① Thanks for the swipe.
②, Evening Rush.
③, it's dead in the water, I guess it understands that it's no good coming out - flies and tigers fight together now.
Six, skit: "a son-in-law half a child"
Performers: Shen Teng, Allen, Wei Xiang, Wu Jiang, Yang Yuanhan
①, the idea of taking this 100,000 dollars of my cash to make up for the 100,000 dollars of yours?
②, whether you are a human being or not is now vague.
③, the person who can lie to your father has not yet been born - not only not born, not yet pregnant.
④, he was cheated as if he had cheated the liar.
⑤. How do you grow so fast when you mention money!
⑥、竹竿舞这玩意就这样，你踩上点了那就是跳舞，踩不上点那是上刑啊!
7, skit: "Tianshan love"
Performers: Abdu Salamu, Dili Humaer, Shang Daqing, etc.
①, others send money you do not want, your head into the milk?
②, the cow under what kind of milk, the key depends on what kind of feed. Feed sheep feed - sheep milk; feed fruit - fruit milk; feed soy - soy milk; feed vinegar - yogurt.
VIII. Comic Drama: "Trust"
Performers: Feng Gong, Lin Yongjian, Song Ning, Fu Yuanhui
①, dreaming that my wife gave birth to a child ...... Listening to the wow in the maternity ward-! -You showed up.
②, we are men, is responsible for earning money, like spending money on such rough work have to let the wife to do, I exhausted her.
③, can not hold.
④, a man who does not wear his wife's socks is never a good man.
⑤, people should trust each other, mutual understanding, mutual understanding, mutual care.
⑥, you all drive a taxi have to listen to me - a taxi.
(7), trust is the wind and snow in the cotton jacket; trust is the cold wind in the warm treasure; trust is the three nine days splashed hot bath; trust is that I am wearing a cotton jacket, holding a warm treasure, soaking in a hot bath, and then drink a bowl of steaming hot tofu brain.
Nine, skit: "Ah Feng his people"
Performers: Dong Qifeng, Fang Qingping, Li Want, Qin Wan Yun
①, blind date for nine hundred and ninety-one times, all failures, so we call her golden leftover girl Qitian Da Sheng.