1。 Gay emperor
Homosexuality is a fashionable word, but it is not suitable for China, because it has existed in China for a long time, and Liu Xin, the Emperor of the Han Dynasty, is one of them.
Dong Xian, the handsome son of Dong Gong, was chosen as the wife of the prince. Eddie fell in love with him, named him Dongmenlang, named his father Baling and moved to Guanglu. Soon, Dong Xian became the servant of Ma Xu Dewey, which was recorded in the biography of Dong Xian in Han Shu. At this time, Dong Xian "to ride a horse, joined the court. He gave a large sum of money within ten days, which shocked the court. " They were inseparable, sharing the same bed.
On one occasion, Eddie woke up and his sleeve was pinned down by Dong Xian. He didn't dare to pull up his sleeve to wake up his "lover", so he cut it off with a knife to show his deep love. Eddie also built a palace similar to the Imperial Palace for Dong Xian, and gave the best imperial articles to Dong Xian, but he used inferior articles himself. In order to live with his lover from generation to generation, he also built a tomb for Dong Xian beside the tomb. Eddie jokingly said to Dong Xian, "I want Zen, I want Zen. What are they? " Ministers were dumbfounded. This love is rare in history. So loyal to love, of course, national affairs are terrible. Less than ten years after Ai's death, Wang Mang usurped the throne and established a new dynasty.
2。 businessperson
Xiao Baojuan is a famous bad king. He abandoned the Emperor of Qi and fainted in the East. He catches mice, sleeps late, drives people away, travels and has fun, but his most famous quirk is opening a shop.
Volume 7, Biography of Han Dongxian, is also in the city. Too many officials eat wine and meat every day, so that the court has butchers. This is the order in the city. The emperor is the chief executive of the city, and the punishment is stipulated. The contestants will decide Pan Fei. "There are thousands of people playing with him, and half of the people in Beijing are afraid to hide everywhere. There was a similar record in 2000: "Open the canal and stand, sit at the bow, stand on the raft, and kill the meat while sitting. "The quirks of Dong Hou and Pan Fei were widely circulated at that time. There is a folk saying in Song Like: "In Pan Fei, you read Chinese parasol trees, plant willow trees, kill chickens, eat meat and drink wine. "
As the king of an open country, Dong Hou is so philistine that his ignorance can be seen. Only two years after he ascended the throne, Xiao Yan rose up and besieged Jiankang, and a generation of scholars were killed by the 19-year-old Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
3。 Bodhisattva emperor
There have been "Three Armed Cases" in history, but there are also loyal Buddhist believers such as Liang Wudi, Wu Zetian and Tang Zhongzong. Among them, the most prominent "Emperor and Bodhisattva" is Liang Wudi Xiao Yan.
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty strongly advocated Buddhism and invested heavily in building temples. At that time, there were 2,846 temples in China, among which the Great Ai Jing Temple, Du Zhi Temple, Jiefang Temple and Tongtai Temple were the largest. Du Mu, a poet in the Tang Dynasty, once lamented, "There were 480 temples in the Southern Dynasties, and how many buildings were in the rain." He also wrote a lot of Buddhist works. "Despite many tasks, it still rolls around and stands by the candle, often until late at night." The Book of Nanqi has a volume of 10l.
At the same time, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty also founded the homology theory of Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism, which believed that Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism all originated from Buddhism. He also proposed that Buddhists should not eat meat. There was no such rule in Buddhism before. He wrote Dong Hunhou according to the Nirvana Sutra and other excellent Buddhist contents. From then on, he set an example and lived an ascetic life: he only ate one meal a day without touching wine and meat, lived in a dark room in a small auditorium, wore a hat for three years and covered himself with quilts for two years. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty also gave way to the temple three times: in the first year of Datong, he suddenly went to Tongtai Temple to be a slave, lived with monks, and was later "redeemed" by the minister; Two years later, he went to the Buddhist temple again. In the first year of the Qing Dynasty, at the age of 84, he gave up his life in the temple for the third time and lived there for more than a month. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty redeemed it three times, costing 400 million yuan.
The Buddha did not bless this faithful believer. In the third year of Qing Dynasty, Hou Jing launched a coup to conquer Jiankang. The emperor was captured and later starved to death.
4。 Chess emperor
"When you are bored, you have played chess, studied scholarship and studied elephants. You can be responsible. Go ahead, pawn. Don't talk back. You must learn to drive in a straight line and don't lean like a horse. If someone stops me, I will fight like a cannon. " Tang Suzong and Henry are keen on playing chess, but they don't study like bachelors. They didn't learn to make cars, they just learned to ride horses.
The accumulated malpractice of the imperial court and the Tianbao rebellion. Su Zong and his beloved wife Zhang Liangdi fled to the west. On the way to escape, he was still obsessed with playing chess, ignoring the mountain of military reports and playing chess with Zhang all day. Premier Li Bi suggested: If you don't pull back from the brink, you will be in danger of repeating the mistake of "Circus Slope Incident".
Sue still hasn't converged. In order to hide people's eyes and ears, he ordered the eunuchs to replace the wooden blocks made of "gold and copper" with those carved by "dry tree chicken" so that others could not hear the sound when playing chess and dice. People call this chess piece "Baoying chess". In literary works, Xie An in the Eastern Jin Dynasty, Kong Ming in the Three Kingdoms, and Liu Bowen in the late Yuan Dynasty can all "play chess through the curtain, and win a thousand miles", but Su Zong does not seem to show weakness.
5。 Coarse yellow emperor
Tang Xizong Li Mi likes horseback riding, cockfighting and cuju. He once proudly said, "I want to play ball and become a scholar. I must be the first scholar." Sometimes he plays for two or three hours, even forgetting to eat, and he is in a hurry to turn around eunuchs and maids. He also ordered local officials to recommend highly skilled young people to play ball with him in the palace, many of whom became government officials because they were good at cuju. Tian's brother Qi, who won the game, was named the time when we gave up. Of course, many people lost their lives because of mistakes in playing football.
Playing with things can be frustrating. In the first year of Ganfu, Wang Xianzhi revolted in Heng Chang, and Huang Chao responded. After the uprising finally subsided, Tian acted arbitrarily again. Emperor Cuju often talked with his cronies about government affairs and began to cry. In the first year of Guangqi, Li Keyong invaded Chang 'an and Nuozong fled for his life. In the first year of Wende, he died of anxiety and anger.
6。 Ci emperor
The master of the Southern Tang Dynasty has declared himself a minister of the Song Dynasty. Li is good at poetry. There are famous articles so far, such as Tan Po Huanxisha. His son Li is called the Queen of Southern Tang Dynasty. He has no enterprising spirit, but he has inherited his father's kind words.
Although Li Yu is not good at management, he has a high position in Ci. Most of his early works were court sensual entertainment, with mild style and superb skills, such as "Da Nie Jing" and "Persuade Wine and Meat"; Later, he wrote about the pain of national subjugation with sincere feelings and profound artistic conception, such as Eight Volumes of Gui Zhi's Dual Use Department, Yuquan, Bamboo Ball and Broken Array.
Li Choi Wha lives in luxury. He often sells golden red curtain walls in the palace, inlaid with platinum and tortoise shells, as well as exotic flowers and herbs. His name is "Jin", and he plays lyrics with the Queen: on July 7th every year, he orders people to wear them to create inspiration for lyrics. However, the reality is not as beautiful as the world in poetry. Guarantee for eight years, breach of contract
The life of "Xiao Sheng blew away Shui Yunjian, then suppressed" Yu Meiren "and sang everywhere" became a bubble. He couldn't help sighing, "How much sorrow can you have, like a river flowing eastward", but it was too late, but he was poisoned by Song Taizu. The poet Guo Lin also lamented, "Being a talented person is really an unparalleled home and being a poor king." Song Taizu also concentrated before Langtaoshaling; If Li Yu rules the country with poetry, is it for me? '
7。 And the emperor.
Zhu Houzhao was the most ridiculous emperor in the Ming Dynasty. He reused treacherous court officials, indulged in harem, and loved games and hunting. The most ridiculous thing is that as the king of a country, he wanted to be a general, and once called himself a powerful general.
During the Wuzong period, social unrest, power marginalization and peasant uprisings continued. He has nothing to do and often travels, but ministers can't ask. On one occasion, he wanted to secretly visit Zhang Qin, the customs inspector, through the customs, but refused to go back to his palace. In the fifth year of Zheng De's reign, he proclaimed himself King of France and ordered the relevant departments to affix the official seal of the King of France. In the twelfth year of Zheng De, thousands of Tatar cavalry attacked the Ming Dynasty, made great sacrifices and finally defeated the enemy.
After hearing this letter, Wu Zong shamelessly called himself a powerful minister and ruler of Taishigong. He once wanted to be a company commander. In the 14th year of Jian 'an, Zhu Ning, king of Jiangxi Province, was crusaded in the name of general. In fact, he took100000 people to visit. As a sacred king of a country, it is a great loss for your majesty to compete to become a general. No wonder "Autumn Return in Wu Ye" commented on this day: "However, I was too busy to play, and I was a warm and intimate group until I signed up, and my crown shoes were shaking."
8。 Painting and calligraphy emperor
Song Huizong loves calligraphy and painting and has made great achievements. But he put aside state affairs, let Cai Jing, Zhu Xie, Wang Fu, Li Yan, Tong Guan, Liang Shicheng dictatorship, Fang La, Song Jiang rebellion, and finally followed the footsteps of Emperor Li Yu and subjugated the country.
Song Huizong studied calligraphy from Huang Tingjian, combined with the calligraphy styles of Cai Yong and Chu Suiliang, and founded the "Handy Body" which has been handed down to this day. He has made great achievements in painting and is good at flower-and-bird painting, among which Nishang, Poem of Fishing and Collecting from Conghua Xiqing and History of Ming Dynasty are rare art treasures. Qin Ting's figure painting, Wen Hui's figure painting and Jiang Xue Tu Guifu's landscape painting have also reached a high artistic level.
Song Huizong founded the Hanlin Painting and Calligraphy Institute according to his personal hobby, and selected painters every year, which is more important than the imperial examination and a milestone in the history of painting and calligraphy. Song Huizong is brilliant in painting and calligraphy, but he is indifferent to state affairs. He insulted the treacherous court official, had no intention of going to court, reluctantly came to the temple to meet the courtier, and then hurried to Ruisi Hall to write and draw. It took him three years to copy the masterpieces of seven famous artists in the palace/kloc-0.
It is said that he also compiled his works into the book "Birds of Mount Mera", and every 15 book has "thousands of books". His "Apricot Flower Parrot" is a unique "everything in the world has its own merits", and it will take several months to draw it. Hui Zong invested a lot of time and energy in painting and calligraphy. Of course, the government at that time was too bad. The nomads from China came and the emperor of painting and calligraphy became a prisoner.
9。 Pet cat emperor
Wu Zetian hates cats, because Xiao Shufei, who was killed by her, once scolded, "Ah Wu Di Jing, even so, he may beat me like a cat, beat Ah Wu like a tiger and beat me like his throat." However, Ming Shizong Zhu had a soft spot for cats. Sejong was superstitious about Taoism, and Taoist Shao and Fang Shitao were favored, and they were named ministers of rites. Harry, the boss of the family department, almost died because he wrote a letter about it.
Ritual officials competed to pay tribute to white deer, white goose, white crane, white cat and other pets as rewards. Sejong's favorite pets are two beautiful cats named Xue Mei and Lion Cat. He often entertains himself with cats, but he hasn't been to the court for more than 20 years. Ironically, he once held a ceremony as an emperor and solemnly named Xue Mei "Dragon".
Later, after his death, Sejong did not eat or drink for several days and was buried in Wanshou Mountain with the inscription "Dragon Tomb". After the death of the cat, Sejong ordered a golden coffin to be cast, received and held a grand funeral, and asked the ministers at that time to make a eulogy for it. Shen Yuan's eulogy "Turning a Lion into a Tiger" won the favor of Sejong. Soon, he was promoted to Shaozai, known as the "Prime Minister of the Qing Dynasty". There were many famous officials in the Ming Dynasty, but no one was treated by these two cats. Sejong's toys lost their will and neglected government affairs. Song Yan, a college student from Wuyingtang, took this opportunity to study government affairs.
10。 Carpenters
The Zhushan Sect of Emperor Xiaozong did not listen to the teachings of their ancestors, but learned the commandments of Lu Ban, Yu Hao and Li, and dealt with axes, saws and planers all day. During his reign, there were nomads from outside, Shandong Uprising and Shaanxi Wanger Uprising. Zong Xi did nothing but make wooden products and build small palaces.
Wu Baoya wrote in the magazine Furong Golden Rooster that Zong "tasted the small palace built in the courtyard, which was four feet high and exquisite." Because they are often addicted to it, they are skilled. According to Records, "People are all axes and golden bows, and they operate by themselves. Although you can be a skillful craftsman, you should not overwork. " Zong's banter made eunuchs dictatorial and adulterers play politics. As Xuanhe Ruishu said: "When you are proud of yourself, there may be an urgent chapter and you decide to play. After reading the title and the title, the literate female officer said to Wang Tigan, "I know all these. You should do it with your heart. "Then, the traitor loved them wantonly, hated them and approved their execution. '
It is in this situation that Wei Zhongxian expanded its power and gradually seized power. As the saying goes: "Excessive sexual reward, solemn and stirring loyalty, millions of centrifugal, although you want to die, you can get it." Zong devoted himself to building his "palace" while the adulterer was quietly digging his foundation. Only ten years after his death, the Ming Dynasty was destroyed.