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Sentences suitable for the mood to send a circle of friends

Sentences suitable for sending the mood of the circle of friends

Funny chapter

1, have thought about what to eat for breakfast, please hurry up the daybreak

2, there is no understanding of the car friends trouble to recommend me a two million below two bucks of the hat recently cycling

3, I'm too fragile I must have been a piece of seaweed in my previous life.

4, playing the game can really make people younger, just I play the king, they all call me an elementary school student

5, do not think that I post every day to look at the circle of friends is very boring, I'm very good to tease, do not believe that you try to look at, see how cold and ruthless I tug.

6, the stars can't sleep when they will also count the human

7, mix with me, I have a mouthful of food, you have a bowl brush.

8, even if I can't get your person, I have to get your emoticon!

9, life is more than just the immediate and there is a long term together.

10, when reality raises its hand to give you a slap in the face, you should give it a high five.

11, beef noodles in no beef do not complain, wife cake is not also no wife?

12, mom said: even if you are jealous, you have to act like you drank soy sauce, so you can't let others look down on you.

13, pretend what city people, now the earth is called the village.

14, when you have long hair and waist, send you a pair of scissors.

15, I sing which has run out of tune, I just like to sing their own tune.

16. Why is it that once you read a book, you get sleepy? Because books, is the place where dreams begin.

Humor:

17, heroes don't ask for a place to come out, love to find my speed.

18, there is time to worry about love to love to love, not as much as think about how to get rid of the rich.

19, suggest that you like me, I return the message thief fast.

20, do not have to travel across the ocean to see me, put your half a year's savings to play my paypal on the line.

21, two people's weight is not in an order of magnitude, but also how to be friends, see-saw can not play.

22, the most charismatic person is Master Kong, thousands of people bubble him every day.

23, you do not try to do something outside the ability, you can never grow.

24, God, can you store the rain that is going to fall in the next few days, wait until the military training and then return me!

25. I understand all the reasons, but I still can't help but turn around when I hear people shouting about beautiful women.

26, when you enter society, you will find that you can not spell parents, you can only spell more.

27, no matter how far away we are, caring for your heart is always the same.

28、Every time I make a temporary effort, Buddha always gives me a hard kick.

29, don't be too envious of the sports charts steps more than your best friend, they may not have gone far, they just short legs.

30, math is actually very simple, just the rest of the 140 points is very difficult.

31, girls sunshine photo self-cultivation: self-timer three thousand only take one.

32, happiness is, although the class did not listen to, but found that the people who listen to not understand.

Witty chapter:

33, there is nothing to do do do not look for me, there is something more do not have to look for me.

34, to be a person mainly these two points: do not let yourself down, do not condescend to others.

35, some people are good at everything, and I'm not the same, I frying and cooking all eat.

36, please continue to be excited to shake hands with the world, but also to the past of their own handshake

37, swearing is just my emotional auxiliary, and my quality has nothing to do with

38, when you see this sentence, you like the people will be more like you

39, the money is not there can be earned again, the things off the shelves can be really nothing.

40, I have a valuable car, its name is shopping cart.

41, last year's clothes have been unable to match this year's temperament.

42, every month there are always so thirty days do not want to go to work.

43, confirmed eyes, is a socialist overtime people.

44, now add the class, is to return to the debt owed by the previous escape.

45, I want to quietly work overtime, and then amaze everyone.

46, beautiful women speak only half, do not know for.

47, stay up all night is not good for the body, it is recommended to overnight.

48, children only make choices, we adults are doing cattle and horses do not finish the job.

49, in order to let the boss live the life he wants, I say up in the weather a few degrees below zero.

50, to make ordinary days more romantic.