The adaptation of the funniest poem in history, hilarious.

Shoot the man first, shoot the horse first, and catch him in bed.

When using books, I can't bear to spend less until the end of the month.

There is love in the sky, and the old man dies young with love.

Since God has given talents, let them be used! The mouse's son can make holes.

Asking yourself how much sadness you can have is like a pot of spirit Erguotou.

Married men never sleep, spoiled wives never sleep. The Chinese teacher is angry!

I long for freedom, but how can a human body crawl out of a dog hole? The deskmate's answer: the hole that the dog crawled out of is also locked/damn it, it's all locked!

If it is a long-term relationship, the classmate is right: it should be the time for two people to get married.

There is always love in Qian Shan. Student A: Can I have another copy? The marking teacher is right: love is love, points are points, and giving more is not enough.

If the sky is sentimental, then the sky is old. What's the next sentence? A: People do not waste their youth! Positive solution: Without hate, the moon is long and round! (Li He's "Golden Tongxian Ci Han Song")

If the sky is sentimental, then the sky is old. What's the next sentence? A: If people are affectionate, they will die early. Positive solution: Without hate, the moon is long and round!

I advised God to make a comeback, and God yelled at me three times: all kinds of talents, Gong Zizhen.

Rizhao incense burner smoke life and death,

Xiaoming came to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth is watering, thousands of feet,

Touch your pocket. No money.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere. Talking nonsense at night, I don't know how many people died.

Harvest! Harvest! The corn is ripe and the rape is yellow. Look! There are also potatoes grown by farmers' uncles! oh hell no That's not a potato ... that's loneliness planted by a farmer's uncle!

My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket.

Li Bai was about to go by boat when he heard the cry for help in the river. Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet, but it is Wang Lun who is saved.

Looking for beautiful women in chat rooms, q q soaking in m s n is just a good scenery of science and engineering, and I want to know someone speculatively.

I haven't seen my girlfriend before. I haven't seen my work since. My pocket is empty. Dinner is on you.

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

Who has not died since ancient times, it is better to hang the southeast branch

I left quietly, just as I came gently.

There are other ladies in his court, few among the three thousand beauties, not as good as Wang Lun.

There was an almond in the wall, and Wang Er next door never picked it.

I hate that village girls are nowhere to be found, so I don't want to be a village girl.

Sunrise in the cave and rain in the stream, the Taoist priest is heartless and affectionate.

Pick chrysanthemums under the east fence and hang southeast branches.

Guan Yu fought against Qin Qiong, and we met. We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? .

An almond goes out of the wall, and ten couples say goodbye.

Looking for him in the crowd, I suddenly turned around, but the man was in the canteen at the door.

Looking for him in the crowd, suddenly looking back, the man slept in the street office.

Work body, hero, I still have my charm.

It's worth a thousand dollars to have a spring night, which makes my brother hurt his kidney.

How much sadness can you have? Just like a pot of Red Star Erguotou.

Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke, looking at Beijing roast duck restaurant.

Spring sounds before dawn, and mosquitoes bite everywhere.

No one has died in life since ancient times, and the spring night is worth a thousand dollars. You can't make an appointment at midnight, and the hero will cry from now on.

Xiao-he just showed his sharp corner when an almond emerged from the wall.

If you are poor, you will be alone, and if you are rich, you will have wives and concubines.

Ten years of life and death, going to nightclubs to find cowherd.

I slept for a row in class and didn't even know the exam. My grades are basically a little. I can smoke and play cards. I never line up for dinner. I skipped classes in droves. SMS is sent to arrears. I just spend money on the street. I was intoxicated when I crossed the land. I forgot my fatigue. I messed with the tambourine and broke it. I asked if I could close my eyes. Flying cars never go backwards. I was innocent when I hacked people in Warcraft. Long live the garbage school.

I live in Beijing Institute of Technology, and she lives in Beijing Institute of Technology. We chat and meet every day. . . .

Li Bai was just about to leave when he heard a farewell song from the shore.

Even if the Peach Blossom Pond is deep, it is not as deep as Wang Lun's sending away my love.

Back to Li Bai and Wang Lun

Li Bai didn't give money by boat, which kept Wang Lun busy.

By the Peach Blossom Pond, it's over if you don't pay the bill.

The landlord went to pee, and the bird shook it, and the urine was scattered. His bird shook it three times.

Li Bai didn't take a bath, lice ran all over, and he went crazy at night, holding chamber pot and running.

The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves. A: Qian Lang died on the beach.

There is love in the sky, and the old man dies young with love.

Since God has given talents, let them be used! The mouse's son can make holes.

Asking yourself how much sadness you can have is like a pot of spirit Erguotou.

If it is a long-term relationship, the classmate is right: it should be the time for two people to get married.

The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves. A: Qian Lang died on the beach.

Qian Fan walked by the sinking ship. Students are right: there are many ways to be complacent.

Wine luminous cup, written by classmates: a lot of money, so beautiful.

I don't know the true face of Lushan Mountain, but I am in it.

The river is general, and the well is hidden.

The yellow dog is white and the white dog is swollen.

Qian Fan walked by the sinking ship. Students are right: there are many ways to be complacent.

A pair of junior high school students, holding the mountain in their arms among the white clouds in the city, are right: I went to the hotel to put the lady to bed. His Chinese teacher vomited blood on the spot and died.

The masterpiece of a junior high school classmate: ghosts knock at the door in the middle of the night (fill in the blanks), and pedestrians on the road want to die.

Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, A: Fighting at the end of the bed and funny poems adapted by Li Bai are very funny.

1. Wipe your hands with shit without toilet paper. Li Bai came to the volcano and farted.

The sky is gray and wild, and an apricot is going out of the wall. Since ancient times, whose life has no shit and whose shit doesn't use paper?

When the volcano erupts, your home becomes a roast duck restaurant.

The ghost knocks at the door in the middle of the night, and pedestrians want to die.

5. The waves behind the Yangtze River pushed the waves ahead and died on the beach.

6. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple are white in the southeast and northwest.

7. There are other ladies in his court, and 3,000 precious beauty iron bars will be ground into needles.

8. Take off your clothes and take off your belt. You will never regret it.

9. How good is Qian Shan's total water supply?

10. Poor people are immune to it. If you are rich, you will have many wives.

1 1. All three clowns stink the same.

12. Shoot people first, shoot horses first, and catch him in bed.

13. When you use books, you can't bear to spend less by the end of the month.

14. If there is love in the sky, the sentient old man will die early.

15. Since God has given talents, let them be used! The mouse son can make holes.

16. How much sadness can there be, just like a pot of Erguotou adapted from a hilarious two-part allegorical saying.

The ice cubes fell into the vinegar jar-shabby.

Toad in Guangzhou-Difficult (Toad)!

Fresh iron-the heart of a child.

Monks dig holes in the walls-temples are wonderful.

Bathing in a boiling pot-an acquaintance.

The god of wealth begging-pretending to be poor.

Gourd gourd ladle fishing jiaozi-way too tight.

Piss on the flagpole charging (punching) stick

Wipe powder into the coffin-save face!

Nail in the pocket-everyone wants to stand out.

Winter stoves and summer fans-come in handy.

Widows beat children-loathe to give up.

The daughter-in-law is pregnant and has a grandson.

It is worthwhile to cross the river by ferry.

Pull your teeth out of the tiger's mouth-you have a lot of courage.

Send your daughter away and marry a daughter-in-law-busy at both ends.

Money in your pocket and meat in the pot-you can't run away.

The firecracker shop is on fire-celebrate yourself!

I don't respond when I see my father-in-law.

Wipe chicken feathers on bats-what kind of bird are you?

Stealing parents' TT-pretending to be a grandson

Beggars sing-fake happiness.

The notice was posted on the roof-God knows!

Green onions in winter-dry skin and rotten leaves will not die.

The wall clock in the waiting room-the views of the masses.

Push the mill with your child in your arms-adding people without exerting strength.

Protect your eyesight.-Look out!

Cicada is not called cicada-cicada!

Coffin shop business-making dead money.

A woman gives birth to a child-a dirty lie.

The clock of Hanshan Temple-can't move.

The gambler's mouth-to the point.

Tears of singing opera-touching.

Dirty fucking crying dirty-so dirty!

Triangle cemetery-immoral

Eat walnuts-be sure to smash them!

Take the passbook to the coffin-die for money.

I was in a hurry and met a slow doctor-I was in a hurry.

Doctors sell coffins-money for life and death!

The lost child who drives the temple-it's a shame to be alive.

Knocking on the door with coptis chinensis-it's so bitter.

Light mosquito-repellent incense under the bed-there are no mosquitoes!

Garbage in the kitchen-insignificant.

Set up a shed to sell embroidery needles-the business is not big and the shelf is not small.

Silkworm baby's mouth-export into poetry (silk)!

The poisonous snake got into the bamboo tube-pretending to be upright.

Ask sweet and sour when eating pineapple-know perfectly well past ask.

The sun is in the hut-one day.

Slice soybeans-this is a great job.

Hoe with broken handle.-not sure.