Can tell long jokes about word formation in campus studies:

In elementary school when I was in language class, the whole school language teacher went to listen to Mr. Ni's class. Mr. Ni wrote the word "be" on the blackboard and asked me, "Do you recognize this word?" I replied, "No." Mr. Ni then began to inspire me, "Do you have a bed at home?" I answered, "Yes." "What's on the bed?" "A mat." "What's on the mat?"

I answered, "My mom", and Mr. Ni thought, "That's right, on my mom is the quilt, so he went on to inspire me, "And on your mom?" "My dad." Mr. Ni did not expect me to say this, and in front of so many teachers, I made a fool of myself, and in a hurry asked, "What about the quilt?" I replied, "The quilt is on the floor!" Mr. Ni "was" I was also angry with the lamb's disease hospitalized!

Then the school changed a teacher to let us make a sentence, I calmly complete the homework, the teacher is impressed with me, I wrote a sentence is: sad - the big ditch in front of our house is very sad. If - Canned food is not as nutritious as fruit juice. Naive - It's a hot day, a good day for swimming. Ten points - It's a shame that my sister only got ten points in math.

Composure - I do things by starting with the easy ones first. ginseng - The teacher said everyone must try their best when they join the brigade relay tomorrow. Quilt - Jade's tampon was stolen. Poop - Xiao Ming makes poop the first thing to do when he wakes up every morning. The teacher died on the spot hey ......

I said to myself: "I look very creative, ugly is not my intention, heaven do not lose your temper, I will live bravely, lining the world's beauty ！！！！！ After a period of time, there are a few more teachers have suffered a tragic accident, but fortunately, no human life, and did not poke too big a leak. However, my fame was spreading, and I became a celebrity in the city for a while. However, celebrities also have the pain of celebrities, I have y realized this point.