McDull: a may ah, play those social pillars ...... with no pants?
may: of course you have to, where there are social pillars, *** pants?
McDull: Oh, no, I only have one pair of swimming trunks ......
may: Then you can play the lifeguard, the lifeguard is also a pillar of society.
McDull: too? But I'm scared of dying oh!
Ah MAY ah, if there are times when those pillars of society want to stink, will they take off their pants?
may: Of course they will
McDull: Oh, that's good, I can play a social pillar who wants to stink.
may: they let you play a pillar of society, why do you want to stink?
McDull: I'm asking! If a pillar of society really wants to stink, is he still a pillar of society?
may: It's kind of true
McDull: That's more like it,
If that pillar of society eats too much and burps and farts ......
Is he still considered a pillar of society?
may: sort of
McDull: If that pillar of society gets mouth sores, pimples, overeats, and athlete's foot ......
Is he still a pillar of society?
may: where did you get so many questions?
McDull: Oh, I'm afraid I won't be a pillar of society when I grow up.
May: What are you afraid of? If you study hard enough, you can be a pillar of society.
McDull: Study hard? I don't know if I'm going to be able to do that, but I think I'm going to be able to do it," he said.
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may: McDull ah, may I ask what you play ah?
McDull: OLoffice lady!
may: What?
McDull: OL ah, is Office Lady ah, I asked someone, do OL, work can not wear pants.
may: you castrated to do OL it!
McDull: do OL to castrate?
may: of course you do
McDull: can you still get married if you castrate?
may: No! You really want to get married?
McDull: Wedding wine and shark fins!
May: If you want to eat shark's fin, then you have to be a doctor, a lawyer, a boss ...... they eat shark's fin every day!
may: eat shark's fin every day, will not be very hurt stomach ah?
may: Hey! I'm afraid of hurting my stomach, so I'll just get a lobster and abalone and have a hot pot.
McDull: Alas, eat hot pot? The right point! Then as a doctor, lawyer or something, do you need to castrate it?
may: no, doctors and lawyers, is responsible for castration.
McDull: Good YEAH!
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McDull: A may ah, or do not eat hot pot la.
May: You think, you can eat if you want to eat ah, beautiful you ah.
McDull: Well, I think I'm better suited to be an OL office lady, not tied by the waistband of my pants, so hard. At noon, just go eat a bento or something. BBQ pork rice is good, add a salted egg, simple and economical. In the evening after work to eat a meal, shopping shopping for a bag, just put all the things in.
May: What kind of bag?
McDull: I don't know, but all those OLs must have a bag. Anyway, carry the bag shake ah shake ah shake ah shake ah shake ah ......
Free and easy another day, just like the song Mr. Chen taught us to sing
may: which song ah?
McDull: That song ......
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may: McDull, do you still want to be an office lady?
McDull: Mom won't let me, she said I have to pass on the family name.
May: What do you want to do?
McDull: I'd rather be a lifeguard, I have a pair of swimming trunks anyway.
may: Aren't you afraid of dying?
McDull: Turns out, there aren't many people to save as a lifeguard, it's mostly just sitting there.
may: Aren't you afraid of being bored?
McDull: How boring?
may: It's just a silly, dull day of sitting there.
McDull: Oh, don't be afraid to put some snacks in your mouth if you are really bored.
McDull: I don't want to be bored.
may: How do you know how to eat? I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
McDull: poop
may: stupid pig! I mean the meaning of life, the true meaning of life and all that.
McDull: Oh! The true meaning ah.
One time I went to eat KFC with my mom
As soon as the chicken was served I went to grab the chicken without gloves
Mom immediately lectured me; "You brat going to grab the chicken without washing your hands!"
As I ate, I got an itch here and there, and then I used that hand to scratch here and there.
After scratching, he went back to the chicken
After eating, he urinated again
After scratching the chicken, he went back to the chicken
After scratching the chicken, he went back to the chicken
The next day, he cried and said, "Mom, my chicken hurts so much, and there are a lot of red dots.
"Of course, you this brat after catching the chicken do not wash their hands to catch the truth, rubbing the ointment and tears crying and screaming, good pain ah my truth good pain ah! This time who pity your true meaning ah!"
may: I think ...... the example you gave ...... is not true meaning.
May: Huh? I only have one "true meaning"!
McDull's characterization
"My personal name is McDull, my mother is called Mrs. Mak, I love to eat McDump, eat chicken together together in the singing ......" In Hong Kong, if you hear such a line, everyone will know that it is the McDull. McDull is here. What is McDull? McDull is a pink pig, to be precise, a pig-like friend. McDull's world is no different from the human world.
McDull, an unattractive kid with a mediocre mind, and his mom, Mrs. Mak, live a not-so-affluent but happy life in a place called Tai Kok Tsui in Hong Kong, growing up with the kids at the Spring Flower Kindergarten....... McDull, who has a birthmark on his right eye, likes to eat chicken drumsticks, only eats meat but not vegetables, and is a sleepy person. McDull is simple and optimistic, with mediocre qualifications, but has many dreams. Hope, disappointment, hope, disappointment ...... one after another, all are failures, but McDull still with his integrity and kindness "dead stupid" to create his beautiful world. McDull may be silly, perhaps stupid, perhaps slow, in the pursuit of life repeatedly try to repeatedly fail, but he is living life naturally, like doing a simple thing. Many friends, are more like McDull, is because he is not perfect, like every one of us. His hopes are joyful and his disappointments are empathetic.
McDull is a simple and optimistic piglet, but the qualification is very flat, commonly known as "dead stupid"; McMug is McDull's cousin and classmate, and McDull's only pig friend. He loves to eat and sleep as much as McDull does, and he is also very fat. Mrs. McMug is a single mother and all her hopes are pinned on her son McDull. Fortunately, McDull's character is simple and optimistic, and he is honest and kind. The story is told from his birth, kindergarten, middle school, and even after he grows up and becomes a negative equity owner, failures and disappointments come one after another, but McDull still creates his beautiful world with his honest and kind "dead stupid" spirit.
McDull's ancestor's name is "Mak Zi Zhong Fei", his name is Dull, his word is Zhong Fei, a thinker and inventor who invented some big and useless things.
McDull's birth: When Mai Tai was about to give birth, a rubber pocket flew over to him ...... hoping that he would be smart enough to read well; or not read well enough to work well; or not smart enough to be pretty, as long as the stars are shining brightly ...... in honor of that rubber pocket.
McDull's kindergarten: Springfield Flower Kindergarten implements school-based management and the Multiple Wisdom Cultivation pedagogy, teaching students to pick dirt, fish for cuttlefish, reason, roll on the floor and play dead. McDull is dragged by his mother to take part in a mock recruitment exercise to apply for the job of "director", which in Mrs. McDull's words means "to be an official". One of the test items is to play dead. McDull tilts his pink body back 45 and a half degrees, his eyes half-open, half-closed, his teeth bared, and more notably: even while pretending to be dead, he's still unconsciously shaking his feet.
CUT! I'm telling you to play dead, not half dead. The examiner asked, "There's no reason why you weren't taught to play dead in kindergarten, right? McDull said, in his usual slow and thick tone, no. Unwillingly, the examiner continued to bait him, "Then did your teacher teach you to cheat? No.
The result was that playing dead was not up to standard and he went back to wait for the notice.
McDull's dream: "Maldives, situated in the Indian Ocean, a paradise beyond the world, blue sky and white clouds, coconut trees, clear water and white sand ......" McDull's biggest dream is to go to such a place. When Miss Chen asked children in the classroom about their favorite place, some wanted to go to Japan, some wanted to eat shark fins, some wanted to go to Korea to shop and watch concerts, only McDull thought of the Maldives.
What a great Mrs. Mak, taking McDull on a trip to the Maldives but making a blindfold, taking the cable car station as an airport, Sea World as the Indian Ocean, and even worse, throwing the fish in the refrigerator in the water as if they were accidentally caught. It all fooled McDull, and it was the happiest time of his life. A tourist destination glorified to the extreme in TV commercials, a signboard used by travel agencies to solicit tourists to organize tours to make money, was, in McDull's mind, the most beautiful place in the world.
McDull's stunt: mom wrote a letter to the president of the Olympic Committee ...... After reading mom's letter, I decided to go back to Cheung Chau and continue to learn to snatch the bag Shan. I'm not doing it for Shan, and I don't really know why I'm snatching those bags ...... but I still try to practice snatching those bags Shan because I love my mom.
A traditional festive activity in this part of Cheung Chau, Hong Kong. As the name suggests, it's a mountain of buns built with a variety of buns that Hong Kong people like to eat, and whoever snatches more and higher will have better luck.
McDull's classic quotes
McDull: Please, fishball thick noodles.
Principal: No thick noodles.
McDull: Really? How about a bowl of fishball river noodles?
Principal: No fishballs.
McDull: Really? How about beef tripe and thick noodles?
Principal: No thick noodles.
McDull: Uh, then fishball oil noodles.
Principal: No fishballs.
McDull: How come there's nothing? Then ask for squid ball thick noodles.
Principal: No thick noodles.
McDull: Sold out again. Please have a bowl of fishball rice noodles
Principal: No fishballs.
Deba Kitten: McDull, they're out of fishballs and thick noodles. Just about everything that goes with fishballs and thick noodles is gone.
McDull: Oh, they don't have those. Just the fishballs, please.
Principal: No fishballs.
McDull: What about thick noodles?
Principal: No thick noodles .......