A collection of earth love stories that let boys reach the top.

1. When I was a child, my dream was to be a scientist. Now that I'm grown up, I can't help thinking about what kind of home I want to be. I understood when I met you. I want to take you home.

2. I went to buy meat buns, and the boss asked me to put more spicy ones. I just took a bite and fell to the ground, covered in mud. I cried. So this is called spicy steamed stuffed bun just like you.

I bought a barrel of oil today. Guess what brand of oil it is, Salah Black.

I ate jiaozi yesterday. Guess what I ate. I love you to the point of falling.

5. I'm a little addicted recently and I'm deeply attracted to you.

I'm going to change my hairstyle. What hairstyle do you think suits me? I can't do it without you.

7. I ate a few persimmons today, which was very sweet. Guess what persimmons they are. I love you all my life.

8. I bought a set of quilts today. I call them Nyward Hugs.

9. I bought an expensive mud today, called Wozhen Dehao Ai Mud.

10. Today, I ate an egg, which is called Nishiwo Small Ben Egg.

1 1. Today I stepped on a different kind of mud called Valny.

12. I ate a hamburger today and told Nizi to sleep in the bunker.

13. I went to a place called Worthy Huanni today.

14. It rained today. What is rain? Sweet talk to you.

15. I read a book today and my friend asked me what it was. I said I would "throw in the towel" when I met you.

16. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potatoes, and then whisper in my ear: I will eat purple potatoes for you.

17. I am a seashell by the sea. I call me your baby.