Tractor-trailer uncle: "Girl, you learned that song from me, didn't you?"
Wan Yu: "Ah? Uncle, you know it too?"
Tractor Uncle: "Our chickens are like this, the movements of the chicken's claws are the same as yours, a lift and a release, a lift and a release ......... so so so, I don't know when, many young people began to learn from me! "
Wan Yu: "Uncle, you really funny, then you are the founder of Hip-hop cack"
Tractor-trailer uncle: "What? Hip-hop founder? I drive a tractor very slowly, I have never hit anyone"
2.Zhanbo: first five "rape chicken rice"!
Wan Yu (to the waiter): then we want five "rape chicken rice"
Yi Fei: two prodigies, people that is "strong riot chicken rice"
Zhan Bo: Oh, really, change the name?
3. Wan Yu: Is this a tractor? I've always called it a go-kart!
4. Bus driver (to Zhanbo): Pervert ah you, either swipe the card, or coin, or get out, twist what twist!
Bus master (to the bodyguard): Hey, come back! Either swipe the card, or coin, or get lost, what are you looking at! (Bodyguard off) bus can not afford to sit, but also pretend to be the Matrix, hum!
5. police enclosure: "a BMW car speed 280 yards to your place, followed by a Mercedes-Benz in the drag race, slow down, followed by a tractor more cattle, but also playing the left lane change lights, he wanted to overtake!
6. Listeners: eat baklava eat out of beer caps, eat wontons eat out of mothballs, hit flies hand slap on the nails, go to Qingsong view to burn incense, the phone fell into the merit box to take out
7. Xiao Xian: Xiao Xian has such a roommate, he and a girl living in the same apartment in two suites, but unfortunately, one is always to the left, the other is always ...... take the elevator
8. Zi Qiao: people are Chen Yuanyuan, you? (aiming at the chest) Chen, flat, flat!
9. Zi Qiao: ladies and folks, today, this two people go to together ......
10. Zi Qiao: your eyes, clear and moving, your hands, gentle and delicate, your heart, crystal clear
Meijia : Your arms, porous and powerful, your chest, broad and great, your skin, invulnerable to swords and spears...
11. Yifei: If the carpet is not long enough to put their own red pants reduced to make up 5 meters
12. Ziqiao: lack of organic conditioning of the stomach and intestines, resulting in digestive disorders, coupled with the Earth's rotation is getting slower and slower, gravity is getting smaller and smaller, ah, it is not easy ah
12.
13. Zi Qiao: by chance, absolutely by chance, very by chance, too by chance
1. Zhan Bo: downstairs the price of pork increased, then you go to another store to buy pork ah
2. Mika: have not heard of an old saying, only know the counting of money people, eventually no money to count.
3. Yifei: I and Zhanbo used to be Siamese twins, and before we were two years old we both had our brains in one piece
Xiaoxian: Yes, and then the doctor's knife was quick, and he gave all the brains to Zhanbo
4. Mijia: One seven to get seven, two seven to forty-eight, 38 Women's Day, May Day Labor Day, June 1 Children's Day... ...
5. Zi Qiao: After the matter is accomplished, we will split it fifty-fifty
Mijia: First of all, who is five
6. Zi Qiao: Who says that the fortune-teller must be blind, he's obviously a mute 。。。。。
7. Guan Gu: My name is Guan Gu.
Zi Qiao: Guan Yu ah, my name is Lu Bu
8. Yifei: downstairs notice, the world's pork has gone up, do you want me to go to Mars to buy pork?
1. Ziqiao: At that time the sky was still blue, the water was green, chickens and ducks were free of avian flu, and pork was safe to eat. At that time, the photo is to wear clothes, debt is to pay, mother-in-law married daughter is not trying to your house, the child's father... It is also clear.
2. Zi Qiao: that or when I was in high school, one day I dreamed of self in the examination, and then I woke up all of a sudden, the more horrible thing happened, it turned out that I was really in the examination!
3. Guan Gu: "I used to think that you Chinese people are very modest, but now I find that it is not so"
Zi Qiao: "Why"
Guan Gu: "Every day on the road, I see you write everywhere, Chinese people are very modest. I see you guys write everywhere, China is very good, the Chinese people are very good, China agriculture is very good, China industry and commerce is very good, Guangdong development is very good, I know you guys are very good in many aspects now! But you don't have to write it everywhere!"
4. Zi Qiao: don't compare laziness with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you!
5. The North Pole freezing rain, Antarctic bears poor
The North Pole freezing rain, giraffes poor
The North Pole freezing rain, pandas poor
6. Today, the old enunciator asked me to make a sentence, said that describes a person is very happy, so I said "with a smile nine springs"
7. /p>
7. psychiatrist? A word "fool you, scare you, get you"
8. Say you have no culture! Even Sun Yanzhi do not know, Malaysia, singing "courage" of that well! (That's Jasmine Leung!)
9. I only kill people and not hurt them!
10. Look at him, he's not smart, but he's bald!
11. Yifei: not awake during the day, not sleep at night, bought a green hat still read all day
12. Zhanbo: like Spider-Man Batman are fictional, but Santa Claus is real, and he also gave me a gift
13. Guan Gu: I do come from the hometown of Ultraman
14. Zhang Xiaobin
15. Xiaoxian: There is another aunt in your family who is in jail
16. Yifei: As a result, after three months she imagined she was a refrigerator and picked up her finger and poked it into the socket
17. Ziqiao: Slow down, they aren't trying to trick me into attending the neighborhood committee's old cadres' gala again
18. Ziqiao: Happiness! I want happiness! Not to pay the housing enclosure rent!
19. Mika: Lv Dazhou, the voice is still there, ancient bastards, death does not rest in peace
20. Aunt: I only kill people, do not hurt people
21. Xiaoxian: Narnia Sanatorium, a needle package cure effect is good, do not annoyed, not sleep early, 80% discount honorarium spend less money, the national promotional period, the breakthrough price of 998, immediately moved in, you will also be presented with the eight stars and eight swords set diamonds! A vegetable enclosure knife, Narnia sanatorium, effective! (Zeng Xiaoxian poses a golden finger)
1. Lisa: It's you! Zeng Xiaoxian!
Zeng Xiaoxian: You know me?
Lisa: My classmate's first cousin's neighbor and your brother-in-law's cousin are in-laws!
2. Lisa: (pointing to Zeng Xiaoxian's face) It's not the software, you should change the monitor!
3. Xiao Xian: Hello everyone, I'm your new Xiao Xian, friend Zeng...
4. Ziqiao: people in the world floating, which can not be stabbed, my name is Lv Ziqiao, to save their lives rely on a small number!
5. Mika: Europe free double, oh, I've seen Hawaii!
6. Xiao Xian: play. You might want to evaporate the smell on you first!
7. Guan Gu: after my research, different brands of instant noodles crushed sound is not the same, out of the sound of the first ding is click la la la, unified instant noodles crushed sound is, clattering, the most powerful one, is called Master Kong's instant noodles, crushed sound is, clattering
8. Zi Qiao: people in the jiangxiu drift ah, which can not be cut ah, I am Lv Zi Qiao. I'm Ziqiao Lu, I'm Ziqiao Lu, I'm Ziqiao Lu.
9. Yifei: I use Baidu to help you Google it on the line
10!
11. Wan Yu: They asked me what my ideals were, and I said , I want to have a small house.
Zhanbo: Wow, what a great ideal.
Wan Yu: Maybe my house is not quite the same as others. My ideal house ah roof is marzipan, chimney is roast pork rolls, bed is honey red date cake, pillows are all crystal shrimp dumplings, raisins are raisins, snow is a lollipop, outside the house can be seen everywhere small cage filling soup dumplings, the river is full of skinny congee, the river swims in the sky flying are cooked. When I hum, they automatically line up to jump to my mouth, the clouds in the sky are cotton candy, the stones on the ground are braised pork ......
1. Zhan Bo: Today is the anniversary of our three-month stay in the love apartment! Oh no, anniversary!
2. Mika: work account, refuse to chat, if you want to talk strongly, 50 cents per word, punctuation, half price charge, more than 1,000 words, 20% discount, voice and video, not yet opened, online payment, provide invoices, recruiting agents
3. Yifei: don't make up No one can fool me Hu Yifei
4. Zhanbo: you masked, or I masked.
5. Zi Qiao: Miss, you were kissed by a pig when you were a kid?
1. Sister Flash: not enough money, the actor is not determined, the script is not available.
2. Wan Yu: fool to steal the beggar's wallet, was blind to see, mute yelled, the deaf startled, hunchback stood up, crippled flew up to a foot, wanted to pull him to the Public Enforcement Bureau, hemp said, look at my face forget it.
3. Guan Gu: "Wuji" is not a romantic movie?
Zi Qiao: Ha! One look and you don't know anything about movies!... Wuji is a horror movie!
4. Zi Qiao: Do I have a chance to act opposite him (Takeshi Kaneshiro)?
Sister Flash: When... Of course not! It's none of your business if I sign him!
5. Sister Flash: I introduce a professional breast augmentation organization to you, many many Korean stars are there to do. What gold wash shirt ah, river show ah, car too bored ah are there
6. flash sister: you now have a girlfriend, how can you still red ah, how do I arrange for you to gossip, no gossip how do you improve exposure, no exposure you still red ah!
7. Sister Flash: In my eyes there are only two kinds of people, one will be red, one will never be red, you in which pile ah?
Ziqiao: I...
Sister Flash: You're not in either pile, because you've never been in my eyes.
Sister Flash: A can of sardines is more promising than you!
8. Yifei: I think this thing is completely unreliable, China's men's soccer team won the World Cup and your outrageousness is actually about the same
9. Meijia: look at your big face, every time I stood next to you my cell phone has no signal, and I can't see the sun when I walk down the road! Seeing you I believe that genes really do mutate!
Zi Qiao: Your head is squeezed by the door, right? You're a dinosaur that degenerates three times a day!
10. Mika: I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt water.
11. Riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, it could be the Tang Monk...
Will burn incense is not necessarily a monk, it could be a panda...
Tattooed is not necessarily a bad guy, there is a Kenny Yue Fei ~
Will fly is not necessarily a big bird, it could be Li Ning
12. Xiao Xian: Never hang yourself from a tree, try hanging yourself from several trees around you a few more times ....
13. Zi Qiao: I am a natural-born actor, I grew up as soon as I saw a beautiful MM, the eyes will be round
14. Zi Qiao: "I can do strength"
Sister Flash: "Oh, I forgot, why don't you go to do pineapple pie, apple pie? "
15. Listeners: I'll make this short and sweet, this thing, it's a long story, I fell in love with my colleague, Chi, but I didn't tell him, I told another colleague, Ah Hao, Ah Hao promised me not to tell anyone else, but my colleague, Ah Tak, told me that Ah Hao secretly told another colleague, Ah Lin, Ah Lin, and Ah Zhi's former girlfriend, Ah Lan, is very familiar with, and I'm afraid that Ah Lin will tell Ah Lan, and then Ah Lan went back to tell the others. I'm afraid that Alain will tell Alain and then Alain will go back and tell Chi, so I will be very embarrassed, fortunately now Alain is in a relationship with Tak, so I went to look for Tak to help me solve this problem, Tak told me that Alain and he has broken up, he is now with Alain to get on let me go to find Alain, but Alain said to me that Ahao actually did not say anything to him at all, now I am dizzy I should believe in the end who ah?
Xiaoxian: Ah O
AUDIENCE: I'm talking about Chi not Ah O. Ah O is my colleague in another department, Ah O is Ah Lin's younger brother, but I can't tell him that the person I like is your brother's girlfriend's ex-boyfriend, so the relationship will be even more messed up
Xiaoxian: Ah Choo
AUDIENCE: Ah T?
AUDIENCE: How do you know? There's another coworker in our company named Ah T. He has a grudge against Ah Lin, probably because of his crush on Ah Lan, but Ah T is on good terms with Ah Hao.
16. Yifei: Tell us what you are unhappy about to make everyone happy
17. Xiao Xian: You may not be able to please everyone
Thinks not all of them may be people
18. Yifei: Water (sei) with water (sei) know wow.
19. Wan Yu: I'm a more competent firewall than Kaspersky
20. Mika: This is a hand, not a roll of paper, and then tugging is going to break
1. Zhan Bo: Sister, I ask you a question, you honestly tell me, I really have no attraction at all?
Yi Fei: How can it be?
Zhan Bo: I told you, sister, you are the person who knows me best, they are a bunch of stupid earthlings. I have no attraction, no attraction I will do this? (Swimming posture).Surprise!!!
Yifi: They may not be right, there is something wrong with you.
2. Zhanbo: Do I look unhappy?
Yi Fei: Che, you put the depressed two words are written on the face, the illiterate can not really see
3! The world's largest but you lack that piece of mind
4. Yifei: Let's see, astronomical observation group, pesticide testing center, and... Primitive Animal Society, you call this socializing?
Zhanbo: It's the Primitive Animal Researchers Association, there are a lot of girls in it, haven't you seen the pictures?
Yifei: Eight girls, four with steel teeth, three with eyeglass lenses thicker than beer bottles, and one bigger than you... I now fully understand why it's called the Primitive Animal Society, you can just study each other and save yourself the trouble of buying specimens
5. Yifei: If you're the standard, Wan Yu is basically on the same level as Qi Tian Da Sheng
Zhan Bo: What about me?
Yifei: You're on the same level as the... What was the name of the old man who put Sun Monkey in the alchemy furnace?
Zhanbo: Taishang Laojun!
Yifei: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're basically on the same level as that cinder inside the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun!
6. Yifei: Beauty, you're an actor, right?
Actors: eh? How do you know, you've seen me acting ah?
Yi Fei: This is not, but look at the speech will know it ~!
Actor (shocked): You've seen me spit?
7. A listener says: I'm sorry I lost your mom last year when I went to the North Pole (the original version is that I pushed your mom off the 5th floor balcony last year), so I'm going to order a song called "You're Coming Back Soon" by Sun Nan here, so please forgive me!
8. It's normal to fall out of love, I also often divorce!
1. Wan Yu: despise him is the duty of every citizen
2. Zhan Bo: sister you have a dog?
Yifei: No, but... You were raised by me. I used to raise a lot of animals, birds, rabbits, fish, squirrels, hair tree, not three days ... All of them died, Zhanbo you are so lucky!
3. Wan Yu: dog cookies are rich in hair conditioner and anti-dandruff formula, after eating the hair to go without a trace, dandruff more outstanding!
4. Yifei: When your mom gave birth to you did she throw people away and raise the placenta!
5. Yifei: Dongfang Shenqi? Isn't that about the same as CCTV's Eastern Time? I'm going to see if there's any Bai Yansong.
6. Zhanbo: Sis, didn't you say the early bird gets the worm?
Yifei: I realized I was wrong, it is the early bird that gets eaten by the bird.
7. Listeners: In the last London 8 minutes of the closing ceremony of the Beijing Olympics, Beckham slated a big kick to the audience
, do you know what this means?
Xiaoxian: He is trying to say, you Beijing Olympic Games have opened so cattle, then we London still open a ball ah?
1. Since Zhan Bo's car was driving too slowly, the whole car suggested he drive faster, Zhan Bo: Master said, the road can be very road .....
Zi Qiao: Zhan Bo, you learned to drive in Wudang Mountain, right?
2. Zhan Bo: "We were probe shot"
Yi Fei: "A ticket on two hundred, then you still drive here, intend to shoot into a comic strip ah!"
3. Zhan Bo they drove to send Zeng Xiaoxian, Zhan Bo drive too slow, behind someone honked, Yifei took out a sign to let Ziqiao in the back, which reads: Driving school expulsion, self-education, new hands on the road, good at emergency braking
4! This is all a little something oh ....
This dog enclosure day hydraulic system where oh
5. Lisa: you heard that the XX highway is now jammed with traffic jam like sausage!
6. Zi Qiao: is the engine hydraulic system is unstable, resulting in the mainstream program board program suspension, so that the coolant can not return to the air vents problem is so simple
7. Zi Qiao: when the heavens mercilessly closed a window, maybe there is another window opened
8.
9. Zi Qiao: We have four and a half men here, a Fei count two, you count half.
1. Guan Gu: Honey, what are we going to eat today?
Xue: Whatever.
Guanyu: Let's eat hot pot then?
Xue: No, eat hot pot face will grow pimples.
Guanyu: Then eat Sichuan cuisine?
Xue: yesterday just ate sichuan food today and eat?
Guanyu: Then let's eat seafood?
Xue: seafood is not good, to diarrhea.
Guanyu: Then what do you say to eat?
Yuki: Whatever.
Sekiya: e!~~~~ then let's not eat anything, let's do something else.
Yuki: Whatever.
Sekiya: Let's watch a movie then? It's been a long time since I've seen a movie.
Yuki: What's so good about a movie, it's a waste of time.
Sekiya: How about bowling? Exercise.
Xue: What's the point of exercising in the heat, you don't mind?
Sekiya: o!~~~~ Then let's have some more coffee.
Yuki: ei~~~ drinking coffee affects your sleep.
Sekiya: So what do you want?
Yuki: Anything.
Sekiya: Then let's just go home.
Yuki: (laughs, then gets her bag) Look at you.
Sekiya: We'll take the bus, I'll give you a ride.
Yuki: The bus is dirty and crowded, forget it.
Guanyu: What about a taxi?
Xue: It's not cost-effective to go that close.
Guanyu: Then walk, take a walk.
Snow: empty stomach, what kind of walk to go ah.
Guanyu: What do you want?
Xue: Look at you.
Guanyu: that first eat.
Xue: Whatever.
Guanyu: what to eat?
Xue: Anything.
Sekiya: ~~~~~~~~~~...............
2. Mika: If you commit hara-kiri, I... I'll have to scrub the floor again...
3. I'm telling you, it's not a matter of whether I get an Ovation award or not, it's a matter of how many!
4. Love Apartment Fighting Landlord Rules
A pair of QQ can't beat the 745 because QQ is only 30,000 to 40,000, and BMW 745 is very expensive oh
Bomb can't beat the 119 because the fire department can extinguish the fire...
The king can't beat 911 because the FBI is very powerful.
A straight can't beat a 4-color card. Because all the colors are better than just one
Congratulations on 12581. China Mobile will give you a free self-touch (one click and I'll help you)
Girls who get 3.8 will be congratulated. Because of the holiday shopping stop playing cards once
Get 5.1 10.1 because of national holidays. Stop playing
1. Ziqiao: I guarantee she has all the good points except the bad ones
2. Yifei: "I don't know how to calculate this account."
3. "Zi Qiao: I also want to find a place where I can print my avatar on currency
Mika: It's not that hard, can't you just find a place to print plutonium bills
4. I can't even tell the difference between my child's hands and feet, what if I smother him when I change his diaper?
5. small enclosure wave: I have been divorced enclosure three years, the son has been half a year old
6. Zi Qiao: in our men's world, or strong people such as clouds, enclosure such as the stars
Yi Fei: but I look out, cloudless, full of stars
7. Guan Gu read "also pig Gege": one day, the duckling met the four a brother,
Four A brother said. >Fourth Brother said, "You're heartless, you're cruel, you're unreasonable!"
The duckling said, "So you're not heartless, you're not cruel, you're not unreasonable?"
"Where am I heartless, where am I cruel, where am I unreasonable!
"Where are you not heartless, cruel, or unreasonable!?" ...
8. Sekiya (singing): Chiron Chiron you're two years short, two years short forever and ever...
Guanyu (singing): I'm not a locust, I'm not a centipede, I just want my bitchy brother, perfect love...
9. Yifei: If I can't see that man I'll make you disappear! Biological and sociological double meaning of disappearance!
10. Yifei: You are shameless, you are despicable, you are unreliable!
Zi Qiao: Then you are not shameful, not despicable, very reliable?
Yifei: I where no enclosure, where despicable, where not reliable!
Zi Qiao: where you do not have shame, where not despicable, where reliable!
Yifei: Even if I am how shameless, how despicable, how unreliable, but not more shameless than you, more despicable, more unreliable!
Zi Qiao: well well, don't scold, campaign for the U.S. President is also this position
Yi Fei: Zeng Lao enclosure division program will soon begin
Zi Qiao: you want to hear?
Yi Fei: Well
Zi Qiao: Che, still say I'm boring
Yi Fei: don't you want to listen?
Zi Qiao: listen! Who made us boring
11. Xiao Xian: (panicked) It's Lora! How can it be Lora! There are so many people in the world, why is my guest of honor her!
Yifei: Who is this Lora?
Xiaoxian: She is my nightmare, my nightmare, nightmare ......
Zhanbo: Didn't you say my sister is your nightmare?
Xiaoxian: Yeah a ...... Gosh, I actually have two nightmares now!
Wan Yu: You know this Lora?
Xiaoxian: Too well. Lots and lots of things happened, very complicated. I'll make it short. This thing, it's a long story.
Wan Yu: Then you say it slowly.
Xiaoxian: (struggling) ...... ...... she dumped me.
Wan Yu: Oh. It's not long.
Yifei: (excitedly) This Lora won't be the woman who cuckolded you~
Zhanbo & Wan Yu: (suddenly realized) Oh ～～～～
Xiaoxian: See, see, I told you both of them are my nightmare!
12. Sekiya: this child, grow up to be a holy warrior.
Mika:Why?
Guanyu:You can't use the same move on him a second time
13.Ziqiao:Beautiful love is always only a transmutation away from you
1.Wan Yu:Have you GRE'd yet?
Small Hua: I...
Wan Yu: What about TOEFL?
Xiaohua: TOEFL who?
2. Yifei: There's something I've been wanting to say for a long time, but I don't know if I should.
Zi Qiao: You're making a costume movie, is this your line? It's too fake.
3. Yifei: As the saying goes, in the eyes of the lover, what comes out of the eyes of the Xishi?
Xiaoxian: (thought for a while) eye poop ah!
4. Yifei: She may need to keep a spare tire.
Ziqiao: This appointment was supposed to be to find a spare tire, and now she's looking for Guan Gu then wouldn't I be, a spare tire for a spare tire.
Yifei: En, referred to as the second tire.
5. Wan Yu:Ugly, but ugly special, is special ugly!
6. Xiao Xian: I allow you to walk around in my world, but never allow you to run around in my world!
7. Xiao Xian:I am not a casual person!
Yifei:You are not a person when you are casual!
8. Lora: I've met countless men over the years. Although you are not one of the tallest and most humorous, nor the most handsome and strongest, nor the richest, the most successful, the most mature, the most romantic, the most gentle, the most adorable, the most mysterious, the most melancholic, the most courageous, the most sexy ......
Xiaoxian: I said, can this paragraph be skipped
9. Xiaoxian: we are not possible, you go and buy a cucumber
10.Xiaoxian: Oh my god, it's fucking okay
Do you guys have any Earthling methods? You guys have played Ultraman!
11. Xiao Xian: I've thought it over. I can't marry Lora, my family will become the United Nations!
......
I want to break up I want to break up I want to break up I want to break up I want to break up ...... Think about this scenario, you sit next to her, and then she knows nothing about it still talking and laughing with you. Then you open your mouth, she broke down, then cried, then two people hugged together and cried their eyes out. And in the end you have to tell her that it's not possible for us to be together anymore, you might as well go buy a cucumber! Too cruel~~
Ziqiao: This is the regular procedure for breakups. But there's absolutely no way it's going to happen to you. Because she's Lora! Have you ever seen a person in a boat with iron ropes attached to it get seasick? So I think the situation should be like this, you open up to her, she, quietly looking at you, you break down, and then cry, and then she pulls you in her arms, righteously saying "Don't cry, go to bed, you have to go to work tomorrow. Don't eat your heart out and talk nonsense."
1. Zhanbo: Sister, if there is a person who hurt you y, how long will it take you to forgive him?
Yifei: Forgive him? Forgiving him is God's business, my task, is to send him to God!
2. Guan Gu: The authorities are confused Those who stand in my way will die.
3. Mika: Did you press the toilet in the kitchen or put the stove in the toilet ah
4. Xiao Xian: Men with money do not become bad, sow on the tree to turn into a monster
5. Zhan Bo: Haha, you're dead. For a female saint, there are only two results when dealing with a man who has had skin-to-skin contact with her. Either, fall in love with him, or, kill him. What's more, my oldest sister, is still a Leo Gold Saint!
6. Zhanbo: you confessed to my old sister ......
Xiaoxian: I confessed ...... ah! I confessed!
Guan Gu: So you got into this situation. I told you a long time ago, you're asking for trouble and self-destruction!
Xiaoxian: I have to explain to her that I was really drunk! No, I can't explain, she won't forgive me. I'd better go! Why, why didn't any of you stop me at that time!
Crowd: We stopped ......
Xiaohyun: Why did I mess things up again! It's over, it's over, goodbye forever everyone, I wish you all happiness ......
Xiaoxian: (to Yifei, who just entered the room) Don't come over, I know I did wrong, I know I'm a shameless bastard, and I know I can't beat you. But I didn't do it on purpose. (Kneeling down) hero ah ~, please let me go, I will go by myself, you do not rush to the end of the bar ~
6. Wan Yu: in a reach for the darkness of the night of the five fingers
7. Meijia: Mr. Zeng, your room is really ...... a glimpse of
1. I'm very sore now, my stomach is very hard
Guanyu: Mijia, your great aunt is really good to you, why don't she sleep in my room today, and I'll sleep on the sofa
Wan Yu: Guanyu, what you said about the great aunt is not the same as what she said
Guanyu: Oh, does Mijia have a lot of great aunts? Your grandma can really give birth, I only have one, but I have three great-aunts!
2. Xiao Xian: lonely men and women, **** in a room, the sky is dry, rubbing guns... this is normal!
3. Zi Qiao: I'm waiting for you in the heavenly world Oh ~ hold on ... table ~ ~ aunt!
4. Zhan Bo: egg fried rice, also known as rice scrambled eggs There are only three things inside: rice, eggs, salt. My sister has 4 things and her hair.
Yifei: Today there is a 5th thing, my fake nails fell in.
1. Yifei: It's okay, failure is the mother of success
Zhanbo: I've had so many moms, but not a single pregnant one.
2. Ziqiao: How come this cup doesn't have a mouth
Mijia: You're holding it backwards! ~
Zi Qiao (turning the cup upside down): not only does it have no mouth, it doesn't even have a bottom ......
3. Mika: they're all dirtbags.
Zi Qiao: They are just earthworms, you are a monster among earthworms.
4. Mika: Handsome, Handsome, Party, Party, Party, all of you give me High Handsome, Handsome, Party, Party, all of you give me High
5. Zhanbo: I have an inexplicable impulse when I see her (Hu Yifei's) back~
1. Ziqiao: "I'll take off my shoes Sneak over so as not to be exposed"
Guan Gu: "Are you sure you want to take off your shoes, it's easier to be exposed!!!"
1.The 10th anniversary of the Chinese men's victory over the Cambodian women's soccer team
1.Tai: In China, soccer players are much better at fighting than playing.
2. Yifei: Rotten, rotten beyond words, ugly, ugly beyond description.
3. Optimus Prime... ... Dead!
4. Tai: There's a poem that goes like this Day The sun!
5. Mika: The point is that he that very said very very very very - very
6. Tai: It seems that brother you are also practiced, I am practicing combat, dare I ask brother what road, Muay Thai, Luo Han Quan or Mantis Quan.
Zhan Bo: you said I don't know, but I have a lot of research on the Tianma Meteor Fist, that is, the one that can hit a hundred punches in a second kind of, yesterday I make that move is known as. Lushan Rising Dragon Fighter
1. Wan Yu: Fei Fei is going to make her own chocolates to give to Mr. Shen
Xiaoxian: Really? He did something wrong to you, you want to poison him!
Yifei: I want to poison, the first to poison you!
Zhanbo: My sister made something poisonous, the poison has to look tempting for someone to want to eat it, the last time I saw her make chocolate, good ~ guy!
Xiaoxian: Hahaha, I know, you're not trying to poison him, you're trying to scare him to death, right?
2. Zi Qiao: you TM really handy ah
3. Yifei: write a poem, even if it is not, but also write the bullshit, stinky and long, the results of the girl look, not easy to stimulate the estrogen instantly ... ...
4! I'm going to call the police!
Small Yin: I'm not a bad guy, I'm a good guy!
A granny: Hey! I've heard your voice somewhere before!
Xiaoxian: Oh~ you've heard of my program, I'm a radio host, ah, a good man is me, I'm... Zeng Xiaoxian
Annie: Then ~ I'll be more likely to call the police to arrest you, so they can change the host to a better one!
5. Guan Gu: It's so touching... Little Dragon Girl she is just too pretty... But Yang Guo is too unappreciative, he only has his aunt in his heart!
Zhan Bo: It's like this, Little Dragon Lady... It's his aunt
Guanyu (shocked): ah! It's so sinful, does Yang do that his aunt doesn't have a problem with it!
Zhanbo: Uh... To be exact, there is no such person as an aunt
Guanyu: Oh my god! Then Yang Guo... Made himself his own aunt! Little Dragon Lady... Made her own nephew-in-law!
Wan Yu: Little Dragon Lady was raped
Guanyu (frantic): na ni (what)? How can that be!
Wan Yu (smiling): yes, it was Yin Zhi Ping who did it
Guanyu (continuing to freak out): don't say it! Don't say it again! (Suddenly calm)... Could it be that Yin Zhiping is Yang's aunt?
6. Zi Qiao: 10,000 and 1,000,000 are the same, because I have neither!
7. Xiao Xian: I now know why there are so many fake milk powder, you can also do ah, first buy back, and then pour water to rinse, and then dry, see this is hand-made milk powder. There is also a nice name, called Fei Lu milk powder, advertising words I have thought for you! Since I drank Fei Lu brand milk powder, my back is not sore, my legs do not hurt, and even my heart does not beat anymore!
8. Yifei: I now really want to put my 37 yards of shoes pia to your 42 yards of face! Plants can talk better than you, do you believe I will plant you in a flower pot right now!
9. Zi Qiao: (slowly walked to the coffee table, and then stepped on it, raising his arms and shouting) God ah ~! Almighty Lord~! She understands she finally understands~! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
10.Mika: Great! I got two birthday cards.
Wan Yu: Who sent them?
Mika: China Mobile and Bank of Communications!
Wan Yu: At least it's a card and not a bill!
Mika: They actually did make the bill look like a card!
Mika: It's all my parents' fault that I was born two days before Valentine's Day, and now that the whole world is celebrating Valentine's Day, who remembers my birthday?
Wan Yu: I do, along with China Mobile and the Bank of Communications!
1. Zhanbo: When I finally killed the city gates, I realized that the whole city had flown away.
2. Zi Qiao: do not listen to the words of the old man, died in front of me
3. Zi Qiao: if you do not have a sign of confession to the girl you are usually mistaken for Ready to rob enclosure ready to borrow money ready to martyrdom
4. Xiaoxian: there is a duckling called Xiaoyuang, one day it was hit by a car on the road, 'quack' Called out, from then on, it is called a small cucumber
5. Yifei: the future of Valentine's Day to play basketball, it is to commemorate my Hu Yifei