2 fat man in the angry sea sinking sands and bald conversation: "In layman's terms, I'm actually an underground worker." When that Zhang Baldy heard this, he couldn't help but stand in awe and said, "So you're a public security warrior, disrespectful disrespectful disrespectful disrespectful disrespectful disrespectful disrespectful disrespectful."
3 en route to Guazimiao. We first long-distance bus, then long-distance Chinese bus, then long-distance motorcycle, and then cattle, we finally came down from the cattle car, looking forward and backward left and right or nothing, and then saw a dog running in front of us, my third uncle a shot to invite the guide, "Master, the next ride we ride this dog? I'm afraid the dog is enough to bump ah!"
4 Fatty just came out. It turned out that it was really a man, with a large tile jar over his head, a flashlight in his hand, and an Egyptian pose, and two holes in the tile jar, two thieving eyes looking out through this hole, very detestable.
5 seven stars suspected coffin encounter female corpse: I opened my eyes, my face almost on the face of the female corpse, and then down a little bit will be mouth to mouth, just at this time, my eyes glanced at, suddenly saw her side of the armor corpse waist has a small knife, not by great joy, said: "this fairy, I am now forced by the situation, ask your friend to borrow a knife, he will not Mind it?" Thinking, I try my best to reach out towards that knife, suddenly force, all of a sudden grabbed the knife handle, force a draw, I did not expect that the knife is so tight, I not only did not draw it out, but instead of the armor corpse's belt the whole pulled down. I look, bad, how to rip the waistband of other people's pants, this is still not and I flipped?"
Suddenly a gust of fragrant wind, that female corpse's two armpits suddenly hitched to my shoulder, I froze, the whole person is scared stiff. At this time the corpse on the side also issued a cackle, I heard a bad, my heart screamed: "Man, now is your wife does not allow me to go, not I slighted her, you do not get it wrong ah!"
It is hesitating, suddenly heard the sound of people shouting from far and near, I looked up, not others, it is the dead fat man. Then he saw me, a look at me a dumbfounded, "Little comrade, in the flower girl's work?"
6 when the cloud top heavenly palace. Fatty saw when Aning team rich in weapons and equipment. To Chen Pi Ah Si said: "Master, you say do not buy guns do not buy guns, you see people loaded with bullets whisked up, to exchange hands how to cope? I don't know if I can take a basin as a shield and use a sanitary napkin to whip them.
7The grass ticks are bloodthirsty and must have been attracted by the snake's blood here. Fatty said "It's a shame that we didn't rate this thing when we evaluated the four pests."
8 When Fatty was slapped by a woman on the train to Hangzhou. "You Hangzhou women are too fierce, your fat master I was on the train rarely pick a word to relieve the boredom of the child, it was given to the mouth of the fall, his mother's old man's goods are smashed, his mother's who said that the women of the south of the Yangtze River is made of water, this is not a pit for me, I see that it is a strong acid water." This thing fat man read many times, I know what is going on, a girl on the train is long and thin, fat man see that the woman is not thin, but also wearing heavy makeup, while still mouth is not very clean complaining that the car smells bad. Of course, the fat feet are too stinky, listening to the fire, but also too boring, mouth on the kowtow to her, said the big sister, you look at you look too beautiful, how so thin it, you look at your two pants, the wind blowing the crotch of the hanging lantern, which is loaded with two propellers, motherfuckers farting can be wind-powered.
This is not finished to give people a slap in the mouth. I listened to the music, said to him that people do not pull you to the police station is not bad, you know, there is a kind of the world called hooliganism, you have been suspected. Fatty also grinned, said on that look, oops, said I hooligan her, Lei Zi absolutely can not believe, I am definitely the victim.
9 when encountered python --- python strength is very great, body a roll will be fat man rolled up, pulled to the mid-air ready to strangle. The fat man took advantage of the snake coiled up the body of the moment, faded from the body of the snake, rolled to my feet, at this time has been strangled face red, even the strength to stand up, I will pull his armpits, drag him towards the back of the tree, do not want to vomit up. I said to myself, "Oh no, it's not that my internal organs have been strangled, and I asked him how he was doing.
He pushed me away, extremely hard to stand up, and spit a big mouth, only to say: "Halo snake, @@, than the roller coaster is still dizzy"
10 stuffed with oil bottle want to go on a trip ---- fat man said, I think it's better to come according to the little brother said, we give him to enroll in a travel group to prepare a bit of money, so that the little brother themselves Go out for a walk, or we simply enlist for him, pack him to a rich woman, with Little Brother's posture, I guess we still have to make money, and let them go over there by themselves in the future, what do you think?"
11 go to stuffed oil bottle former farmhouse. Fatty said---"Little brother, I really can't see that you used to be a farmer." The fat man picked up a hoe on one side and said, "Hoeing is when the noon, I am hoeing, you are when the noon."
12 Conversation when entering the jungle and encountering snakes --- I shook my head and said, "I think we should not act rashly for now, and figure out their intentions first, or else we are just too passive." Fatty grinned, "You're so naive, we're not snakes, how can we possibly figure out their intentions?" We can analyze all the intentions of the people in my way, we should look at these snakes as human beings, if it is a group of people who killed the only woman among us when we came in, then instead of killing us, they use this way to keep our nerves on edge at all times, what purpose would you think they have?
The three men fell silent, the fat man frowned and said hesitantly, "According to this, could they all be female snakes, salivating over our beauty?"
When Innocent went to the basement, he said, could it be that Stuffy wants me to see if his pickled cabbage is ready.
In the room where he was trapped in the Genting Heavenly Palace, Innocent said, "Gods, you let us go and leave Fatty behind to play with you.
When in the Lu Wang Palace, Wu Qi fell to the female corpse that paragraph
Wu Qi:
To be honest, fortunately I landed on the ground that moment to restrain the strength, did not really press down, or this body must even be able to press out of the shit
To put together everywhere, do not mind
This is a very important thing, but I do not want to see the body, but I do not want to see the body.