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Funny and funny brain teasers and answers!

Using brain teasers to fool people is definitely the most sensible way to fool people, without dirty words, but can make the people who are being fooled speechless, so that the person who made the question burst into laughter. Come to learn how to use the brain teasers to fix people, below I organized some of the common brain teasers to fix people with the answer Oh, I hope your life laughs again and again!

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Simple brain teasers and answers

? The pig is the referee, who wins?

(No matter which one you answer, the one who answers is the pig, because only the pig knows the result.)

2. Why does the tortoise suddenly have two big heads?

(Answer: Because the turtle was thinking about it...)

3. A: Do you know what animal likes to ask why the most?

B: I don't know!

A: Pigs!

B: Why?

A: Because you are a big pig!

4. Which of the 26 letters of the alphabet is the dumbest?

Answer: U (YOU)!

5. Do you have a face?

Answer: Yes. (You are cheeky )

Answer: no. (You don't have face )

6, A: a pig and tiger together, the next day the tiger died, why?

B: I don't know

C: By the way, the pig doesn't know either

7, there is a fool who always says no when he sees something, "Do you have money?" "No!" "Do you have a home?" May I ask, have you seen this fool?

A: No (then the other person is a fool) 6- Pig is spelled PUG in English, right?

8- It's New Year's Eve and your family has a pig and a donkey. Should the pig or the donkey be killed first?

(Kill the pig, the donkey is also like this; kill the donkey, the pig is also like this; both do not kill, the pig and the donkey are like this; both kill, the next door neighbor's house of the pig and the donkey are like this)

9, the water's edge of the servant to both go, the child wears a crown of treasure, the head has been shaved, the gold lotus is difficult to walk the only line of inches, and so on the Izumi to meet, the Lotus went to the head of the text full of car, the public official is tired to break the right arm, a eighteen bamboo even A piece of, peony fell flowers white ground, guess eight words!

Answer: I have never seen you so stupid!

10, the legend of the Tang Monk four masters and disciples have a corresponding title, respectively: the Monkey King's is "positive", the Tang Monk's is "righteousness", the pig is "to the", the monk's is "to the ", the sand monk's is "to" (after saying it, ask others), well, then let you give me a test, Piggy! Hehehe, others must say "to"!

Funny and funny brain teasers with answers

1, why would a turtle suddenly "a head two big"?

(Answer: Because the tortoise is thinking about this problem...)

2, the water's edge of the service people to go, children wearing a crown of treasure head has been shaved, the golden lotus is difficult to go only line inches, you wait for the Izumi to get together, the lotus went to the head of the text full of cars, the eunuch tired to break the right arm, one eighteen bamboos even a piece of peony flowers white ground, guess eight words!

Answer: I have never seen you so stupid !

3, the world's pigs are dead (guess a song name)

Answer: at least you!

4, the legend of the Tang Monk four masters and disciples have a corresponding title, respectively: the Monkey King's is "positive", the Tang Monk's is "righteousness", Piggy's is "to", Sha Monk's is "to", and the Tang Monk's is "to", and the Tang Monk's is "to", and the Tang Monk's is "to". The Monk Sha's is "Come" (ask others after you finish), well, let you give me a test, Piggy! Hehehe, others must say "to"!

5. A: Do you know what animal likes to ask why?

B: No!

A: Pigs!

B: Why?

A: Because you are a big pig!

6. Which of the 26 letters of the alphabet is the dumbest?

Answer: U (YOU)!

7, A: Last night I slept and dreamed of you! You know what? I dreamt that you were chasing a pig with a cleaver, and when you reached a cliff you stopped, and suddenly the pig stood up, and actually recited an ancient poem to you, do you know what it was?

B: I don't know.

A: It said: originally the same root, each other too anxious!

8, you encourage others (guess a food name) Zhu (pig) Chocolate!

9, ask others this question the key is to others will answer fast, it is best to let others answer between 1 ~ 2 seconds!)

Do you know a number greater than 1?

Do you know a number greater than 10?

Do you know a number bigger than 100?

Do you know a number bigger than 1000?

Do you know any pigs that are dumber than you? (Usually, people answer "no" because of their inertia, hehehe!)

10: Who is Rice's mom? Answer: Rice's mom is a flower (peanut rice)

Who is Rice's dad? Answer: Rice's father is Butterfly (Butterfly Love Flower)

Who is Rice's lover? Answer: Mouse (Mouse loves rice)

Who is Rice's grandmother? Answer: Rice's grandmother was a wonderful pen (妙笔生花)

Who was Rice's grandfather? Answer: Mi's grandpa is Pop (Popcorn)

11: What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

Answer: The new dog is still excited to see you a year later

12, Bobo man accidentally swallowed a dollar, Bobo father to turn him upside down to shoot, but spit out 10 dollars, this time, Bobo father what to do?

Answer: Continue to feed him a dollar

13, no tail bear is a tail bear, no cock bear is what bear?

Answer: female bears

14, September 28 is the birthday of Confucius, then October 28 is what day?

Answer: Full moon of Confucius

15, there are two prisoners in the prison, one night the prisoners all escaped, but the next day the guards opened the door to see, there is a prisoner inside?

Answer: The name of the prisoner who escaped is "all".

Quiz: See the picture brain teaser ?

? See page 2 for the answer to this brainteaser