1. One day, the cow posed a problem to the donkey, asking which of the two bugs under the word "Stupid" was male and which was female. The donkey racked his brains, but still couldn't answer. The cow scolded: What a stupid ass, men are on the left and women are on the right!

2. Seven years after graduation, I finally took on a big project, building a 30-meter chimney. The construction period was two months and the cost was 300,000 yuan, but it required an advance payment. It was finally completed at the end of last year. Today I went to inspect it, but I was scolded to death and didn't get any money. Oh shit! The drawings are backwards, they want to dig a well!

3. The squad leader asked: Who is the biggest officer in our platoon? The recruit answered: He is the platoon leader. The squad leader asked again: Who is under the teacher? The recruit answered: It is the horse that the division commander rides.

4. Some words should only be spoken to people who understand them, such as the English listening test.

5. Money is so unfair. Everyone says they love it, but they use it to make deals with others.

Extended information:

Jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in plot, often unexpected, and give people the wonderful feeling that the God of Laughter suddenly comes. Most of them reveal the perverse phenomena in life and are ironic and entertaining, with varying degrees of interest.

Although the other types have different names and are nonsense, their properties are very similar.