Foot massage
Niu Li: Hey, hubby, park the car and come over quickly.
Foot massage, that’s it for today
Hey, is there anyone in the foot washing shop?
Shen Chang: Here we go...
Welcome, do you want a pedicure?
Niu Li: Yes, you two
Shen Chang: Okay, I'll prepare water right away, please wait a moment
Niu Li: Okay, eh, wait a minute
Shen Chang: Huh?
Niu Li: I'm sorry
Shen Chang: Oh, this can't be fooled
Niu Li: My husband has never had a pedicure, I'm afraid of him I can't accept it
Shen Chang: Hehe, that's so funny
Niu Li: Husband, hurry up
Huang Hong: Hey, come on, come on La...here...
Now this wife is really tough. She is all about eating, drinking and having fun. When she goes out on the street, I pay for her shopping. My husband is not called husband, I am called payer
What fun, all men are the same
Niu Li: Husband, I am so happy today
Huang Hong: I am happy too
Niu Li Li: It’s the Chinese New Year, we should have a good time and relax
Huang Hong: While others are relaxing, we have to make money. My taxi only takes you here, so I don’t take any serious people with me
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Niu Li: What do you mean by that?
Huang Hong: No
Niu Li: When your wife takes your taxi, you use the meter. , how much are you trying to charge?
Huang Hong: I don’t plan to charge much, I have to know how much I will pay, how many places have you traveled this day
Niu Li: Noodles are ready
Huang Hong: I’m really hungry when we talk about noodles. Let’s eat something
Niu Li: Come in
Huang Hong: Hey, where can we pay?
Niu Li: Come on, hubby, put it on
Huang Hong: I’m not bragging to you, take a look With these slippers, I know what to eat
Niu Li: What to eat?
Huang Hong: Japanese food
Niu Li: Hahaha...
Huang Hong: I have attracted Japanese customers, I know this thing can be troublesome Now, as long as you put on your shoes, it will be served immediately
Shen Chang: Two bosses, please come in
Huang Hong: Have you seen it, hahaha
Come on, come on, miss, put it on top, put it on top, thank you, thank you
The Japanese pay attention to nutrition and health, and they give soup before ordering
Niu Li: Aha Haha
Husband, listen to what I’m telling you
Huang Hong: What are you talking about? Drink, fill up with water first, order less food, and save money
Huang Hong and Niu Li: Ouch, hahaha
Huang Hong: Come on, come on, sit down
Niu Li: Where should I sit
Huang Hong : I understand, women have no status at all in Japan. When a man sits down and a woman kneels down when eating, in China, we change seats, you sit and I kneel
Huang Hong and Niu Li: Hahaha
Huang Hong: Oh, let’s have a foreign meal and be successful like this. Let me tell you, we can’t drink this soup at all. Miss, where’s the spoon? I'll taste the saltiness first
Niu Li: Hey, don't drink it, this is foot washing water
Huang Hong: What the hell is that?
Niu Li: I’ll ask you to wash your feet today, oops
Huang Hong: Crazy, crazy, this woman is crazy now. In the past, the couple went out on the street to have a meal at best. Dumplings, it’s time to wash your feet now, you, hurry up, hurry up... Go home, it’s the Chinese New Year, why are you washing your feet? I’m washing my feet
Niu Li: Oh, hubby~! Nowadays, foot washing is fashionable
Huang Hong: It’s really different now. Foot washing has become fashionable. In my grandma’s generation, the fashion was to bind feet. In my mother’s generation, the fashion was to leave feet. The fashion in this generation is to wash your feet. To go up, the feet must grow on the head
Niu Li: Those are called horns
Huang Hong: I think you are like a dog with long horns. Foreign things
How can we ordinary people go through such trouble
Niu Li: I don’t think you have never washed your feet, so I brought you to try it
Huang Hong: How old am I? I have never washed my feet.
>I get hot water every day at home.
Shen Chang: Boss, washing your feet at home is for hygiene, and washing your feet here is for relaxation
Huang Hong: I said you If you know what I do, just let me relax. Every day I turn the steering wheel and tighten the seat belt. As long as I relax, I will definitely run a red light and salute the police. No matter how much money I earn, I have to pay it to the public. If I still relax, I will still
Shen Chang: Oh, boss, you have to learn to rest
Nowadays, living standards have improved
Huang Hong: It has improved. Chicken feet are now called chicken feet. If I remember correctly, your foot washing shop was remodeled from a place that used to buy pig trotters
Shen Chang: Yes~! This is a new idea
Huang Hong: New words, but still creative
In the past, I called me mom, now I call me mommy, I used to call me daddy, now I call me daddy, in the past It’s called loss-making, now it’s called creativity
Niu Li: Stop talking nonsense. If you don’t do it, I’ll do it and take the money
Huang Hong: Oh, why do you say it’s for nothing? Take the money. As soon as you call me husband, won’t I pay the bill?
Come on, come on, how much does it cost to wash one person?
Shen Chang: 80
Huang Hong: That’s it, how much is it?
Shen Chang: 80
Huang Hong: Take a shower Broken feet are 80.
Shen Chang: Oh, boss, aren’t the eight-character feet auspicious?
Huang Hong: It’s also auspicious for the eight-character feet. Who should I look for to wash my feet into eight-character feet? Yes, yes, do you have an internal price?
Shen Chang: No
Huang Hong: I won’t wash it if you have one, and it’s even more embarrassing if you make it into a pigeon-toed character
Let’s go, go home
Niu Li: Let’s go, miss, let’s make an invoice
Huang Hong: This wasteful thing
Shen Chang: Thank you
Huang Hong: You wash it, I'll go to the door to clean the car
Niu Li: Put it down~!
Why did I say you couldn’t survive if you left the taxi?
Huang Hong: Isn’t this water convenient?
You can ask for another basin later.呗
It costs 10 yuan to clean a car outside, I save 10 yuan, your feet are already 70, right?
Niu Li: I don’t understand life at all
Huang Hong: Hey, let me ask you, what is life
Niu Li: What do you mean by life
Huang Hong: Live life, you have to work since you were born
It’s easy for me to hit the gas with just one kick
I can run back and forth from the airport for 80 yuan
Niu Li: It’s not easy for you, but it’s easy for me
Huang Hong: Oh, what are you talking about? What the couple is talking about in life is real. Although the spark of youth has not been completely extinguished now, we are all in our 40s. How can we have so much burning passion? Time, I say
Niu Li: Then you can’t let me stay at home alone to guard an empty room
Huang Hong: Why are you guarding an empty room? Why don’t you watch TV series and empty mirrors every day? Are you?
Besides, am I busy?
Niu Li: No matter how busy you are, are our bosses busy?
Huang Hong: Say goodbye to me Is it okay to always mention your boss?
Niu Li: What’s wrong with our boss? During long holidays, our boss often takes his wife abroad to relax
Huang Hong: You have to be envious He is free, you divorce me, you go with him.
Niu Li: More and more tacky
Huang Hong: I know you don’t like me now
Niu Li: If I don’t like you, I’ll take you to dye your hair. If I don’t like you, I’ll go to dinner with you and take you to bowling.
Huang Hong: Take me to dye your hair. You think I'm ugly. If you take me to dinner, it might be the last dinner. If you take me bowling, it's obvious that you want me to get out of here.
Niu Li: I hate it
p>Huang Hong: Let’s tell the truth. It’s nothing special. If we can’t get along, let’s break up.
Niu Li: Let’s break up.
Huang Hong: Let’s break up. Just leave
Shen Chang: boss, ticket
Huang Hong: Don't call me that
I'm not the boss
Niu Li: Don't mind, he is my husband
Shen Chang: Haha , It doesn’t matter, a husband can become a boss if he develops slowly
Huang Hong: Yes, a boss can become a husband if he develops slowly
Niu Li: The more I hear this, the more unpleasant it becomes.
Huang Hong: Mainly because the more you look at it, the more unpleasant it becomes.
Shen Chang: One ticket, two people, who will wash it
Huang Hong: She will wash it
Niu Li: He washes
Huang Hong: You can wash your feet. It costs 80 yuan to wash your feet. After washing your feet, you will become a noble.
Niu Li : If you don’t wash it, I won’t leave today
Huang Hong: Do you want to leave or not? Our taxi driver is afraid of waiting for someone else.
Shen Chang: Stop arguing, stop arguing
I think we should wash together
Huang Hong: What do you mean, what do you mean, little old comrade, I understand what you mean. , You are just asking me to issue more tickets. This is what has bothered me the most for so many years. You are just like the taxi driver deliberately taking a detour. They are all old Chinese medicine practitioners. You don’t need to give me this medicine
Shen Chang: Didn’t I just let you wash it together
Huang Hong: Can’t we wash it together with one ticket?
Shen Chang: How can we wash it together with one ticket
Huang Hong: I can wash one by myself
Can I wash it?
Niu Li: What’s the matter with one person per person?
Huang Hong: It means there is no third party intervening between the two of us
Shen Chang: Hehe, we have never washed one foot per person
Huang Hong: You can try it if you haven’t washed it before
Let me ask you, how many feet are there in a basin
Shen Chang: Two
Huang Hong: Isn’t it over?
This is called adding people without adding feet, and the number is just right
With our taxi driver It’s the same truth
One person can pull, two people can run. We are looking at the watch, but you are counting your feet. That’s all.
Shen Chang: Then, we will take care of you.
Huang Hong: Who takes care of whom? My feet are size 43 and she is size 37. If I don’t let you get a 33% discount, I will take care of you
Niu Li ：My head is full of taxi meters
Huang Hong: You are right, wash your feet today and continue running tomorrow
Shen Chang: Boss, which one should you wash?
Huang Hong: The one that washes the accelerator
Use all your strength tomorrow to get the 80 yuan back
Niu Li: Miss, listen to me, wash the one that brakes
p>Huang Hong: My feet obey me, the one that washes the accelerator
Niu Li: The one that washes the brakes
Huang Hong: The one that washes the accelerator
Niu Li: The one that washes the brakes
Huang Hong: The one that washes the accelerator
Niu Li: The one that washes the brakes
Huang Hong: The accelerator... …
Shen Chang: Oh, stop arguing, there is only one brake and accelerator
Huang Hong: This one is for washing and depressing the clutch
Niu Li: I will follow you Tell me, if we are really divorced, don’t even think about it.
Huang Hong: Oh, who is afraid of whom? I won’t wash my hands in the golden basin, and I will break up if I wash my feet in the wooden basin
Oh, look,... it's all
Oh,
Shen Chang: Boss, you have been very tired recently, right?
Huang Hong: Still OK
Niu Li: Can it be adjusted?
Shen Chang: Yes, look, this is for the heart, this is for the lungs, this is for the liver, and this is for the stomach
Huang Hong: Hahahaha... Oh, miss, this foot often spends time in the dark. Leng Dinger is still a little shy when meeting strangers. I will do it myself.
Shen Chang: Boss, there are benefits to pedicure
Huang Hong: There are benefits to it
Shen Chang: Boss, as soon as I entered the door, I saw that you were angry and finally smiling
p>Huang Hong: smiled and laughed
Shen Chang: Boss, I am happier than watching cross talk sketches
Huang Hong: happy~~! It is said that the Spring Festival Gala is difficult to host, mainly because the director lacks skills and each audience member is given a footbath to wash their feet.
, all the programs are guaranteed to be good
Hahaha...
Niu Li: Miss, I'll wash it, I'll wash it
Huang Hong: Yes, you It's okay to be gentle, but I can't bear it if you're too heavy
It's better that you understand me
Niu Li: Is it still itchy?
Huang Hong: It's not itchy anymore. As soon as my daughter-in-law got started, she felt nothing at all
Niu Li: I hate it
Huang Hong: Am I kidding you
Niu Li: Husband , You have been too tired for more than a year, and your feet are swollen
Huang Hong: It’s okay, your feet are broken
Niu Li: You are the backbone of our family, you are going to collapse No matter how much money you make, what's the use?
I brought you here today because I want you to have a good rest and enjoy yourself
Huang Hong: Can we ordinary people enjoy it?
Niu Li: Who doesn’t eat dumplings during the Chinese New Year
Huang Hong: Eating dumplings is fine, but I can’t bear to wash my feet
Niu Li: I’ll tell you the truth. Tell me, I came today just to learn a craft. When I go home, I will pinch you every day
Huang Hong: My wife still loves me
When I was young, I My mother washed my feet, now my wife washes them for me
Niu Li: When you get older, our children will wash them for you
Huang Hong: Huh...huh...