Words that year, after Pan Jinlian hooked up with a hateful third party, Ximen Qing, Wu Dalang was completely defeated in his marriage life, but he couldn't beat Ximen Qing himself. Coupled with their poor conditions, third-degree disability, remarriage has become a problem. He was very sad to see people around him coming back from abroad, all glittering, and also had the idea of gilding himself. After many consultations, Wu Dalang learned that the Indian passport to the United States was not easy to handle (at that time, it seemed that the United States had not alienated the bird country), and Pan Jinlian took all the money earned by the poor people selling baked wheat cakes, and even the money for buying air tickets was not enough, so he decided to sneak into East Asia.
After coming to Toyo, Wu Dalang's first impression was that Kao, even surpassing Sanniya, was simply an uncivilized bird country. At that time, the wild East brought infinite business opportunities to Wu Dalang. In just one year, it has opened 500 "Wu Dalang Bakery Monopoly Chain Stores", which is far more famous than Sony, Toshiba and McDonald's.
Emperor Toyo heard that there was an expert, Wu Dalang, who had heard about the development of high civilization in the Central Plains, and invited Wu Dalang to the palace as a guest of honor. Wu Dalang and he became sworn brothers and had a good time together. One day, the emperor said to Wu Dalang unhappily, "Mr. Dalang, I have something to ask you for help."
"No problem, brother, your business is not my business." Wu Dalang patted him on the shoulder and said.
"The central plains is so civilized and developed that we haven't written it yet. Can you ... "
"Kao, it's a piece of cake, get it."
After that, Wu Dalang began to teach emperors and officials to learn Chinese characters, but Wu Dalang didn't have much ink in his stomach, so he tried to teach some typos and half words. Can you believe it? You can see Japanese characters now.
Later, the emperor asked Wu Dalang to design the national flag. Wu Dalang racked his brains to creatively design the national flag, highlighting the Wu Dalang style, so he took out a baked wheat cake and stuck it on the apron, which became the "apron baked wheat cake flag". This is the national flag of the eastern countries and the signature flag of Wu Dalang.
One day. Wu Dalang and the emperor watched the dancer's performance, and Wu Dalang couldn't help thinking of the flamboyant MM Pan Jinlian he saw in "Spring Full Embrace" (Wu Da is also lewd, but his own conditions are too poor, not better than Ximen Qing's picking up girls), and he also casually hummed a bit obscene tune "... My husband, take off your clothes quickly ..."
"Tianle, Tianle" musicians quickly wrote down this obscene piece and named it "(Dai)".
Seeing Dalang's brother's unhappiness, the emperor asked the cause and effect of the incident. "Although the women in my eastern countries are coquettish, they are still pretty. I will give you 3,000 yuan." An old frontiersman loses his horse—a blessing in disguise. He lost a Pan Jinlian and three thousand coquettish girls. From then on, Wu Dalang was as happy as a mouse, sowing seeds all day and having children all night. At present, there are many temples in Wu Dalang in eastern countries. Children like to be called XX Lang. In order to avoid the taboo of ancestors, the eldest son is not called "Dalang", but called XX Dragon X Hashitaro, and the dog Benyilang. Those orientals with short, fat legs and thick O-legs are all descendants of Wu Dalang.
Although Wu Dalang is proud of his spring breeze, he can't forget that Ximen Qing stole his wife's hatred, so he called a group of people and taught them the boxing stolen from his second brother, Song Wu, in order to get revenge in the future. This kind of boxing is named Bushido. Ximen Qing is Ximen Qing after all, and Wu Dalang can't hide his inferiority and self-confidence. He was afraid of revenge failure and became a laughing stock, so he framed these people. Once failed, he used a horizontal knife to cut open the abdomen, and it was actually a secret.
In order to remind Japan's island countries to cherish the hard-won peace and to commemorate Mr. Wu Dalang's great contribution to promoting the development of Japanese culture, this article is specially titled to show the world.