Crosstalk stresses four basic skills.
Second, learn to sing.
A singer also pays attention to the rhyme of South Kunming and North China, flowing from east to west.
Who is this Nan Kun?
A southerner loves to listen to Kunqu opera and can play music.
B north rhyme?
A northerner loves to listen to benevolence and tune.
Liu Yidong?
Jiashan people want to listen to Liu Ziqiang.
Yi Xibang?
Shanxi people love to listen to Bangzi opera.
B Stop it, I know it.
Besides, I don't like studying these.
B Then what are you studying?
Jia Dongyang's drama
B Toyo is Japan.
Ah, learning Japanese opera.
B So you've studied everything?
A: I recently studied a movie called Love in Fire.
B Then tell me.
Who is this author?
Who?
Fujiko Bear Bohr Bear.
B, wait a minute. The vine bears. The one who painted the robot cat. I have also studied this play. This play was written by a Japanese named Xiong Ichiro. This story is about two young people who grew up together and fell in love with a woman. Take it, but you can't take it and you can't put it down. So the two young men dueled and both committed suicide.
A what's wrong?
Then she ran away with an old man.
A that's cheating, too. this
B You don't know what it means anyway.
Can we play once?
B let's play once.
Yes, we must show the audience which one of us plays well.
B good.
Ok, I'll get the props, (A gets down to the props)
B I will give you a brief introduction to this story. This story is about two young people who grew up together and fell in love with a woman. Take it, but you can't take it and you can't put it down. So two young men duel-
A hit each other with two real swords.
Let's kill ourselves with it later.
B suicide? Are you serious?
A When have you ever taken a vacation? We must put on our coats.
B simple inversion?
A needs to show the audience who we are.
The two men turned their backs on the audience and walked onto the stage.
Jia Honda jun
B Toyota Jun, two cars.
Jasuga
Yibaga
One pushes the other, alas, why do you curse?
B you scolded first.
A: Don't swear, dig potatoes.
Dig a sack in the suburb of B.
He takes one and I take two. Your three?
B: You take two, he takes three and I take one.
A dog wants your mother dead. Give her a knife.
Donkey B, I hope your mother dies and give you ten knives!
A pushes B, alas, alas, why curse?
Nonsense, I can hear you cursing. What do you mean, the dog wants your mother dead and gives her a knife?
Cut the crap and let's fight!
fight a duel
Jia Honda jun
B Toyota jun,
Your friend's is not.
Your friends are not enough.
Jia Zhenzi and I are two small conjectures.
Sadako B and I were childhood friends.
No, Sadako loves me.
No, Sadako loves me.
Wo Jia
Me?
Jawang
Wang, let's go and shoot the dog. this is
Cut the crap and let's fight!
Let's fight.
fight a duel
Jia Honda Jun, do you remember that time?
B At that time, your family lived in the front yard and mine lived in the backyard.
A At that time, there was a Toona sinensis tree in my house and an Ailanthus altissima tree in your house.
B yes.
A I peed, you and mud.
B No, if I have time, I will go swimming by myself.
At that time, I shit and you eat.
B were you stupid?
Cut the crap and let's fight.
Let's fight.
fight a duel
Jia Honda Jun, do you remember that time?
At that time, B I was a sophomore at Waseda University.
I was a senior at Waseda University at that time.
Masako B has been working for fifteen years.
At that time, a Zhen Zi often came to see me.
B I fell in love with you when I looked at you.
At that time, suddenly one day, I found Zhen Zi missing.
B Yes, I learned later that she fell into the sewer. I was in such a hurry that I searched and searched.
Yes, that's how you stepped on his head, on it.
B Later, she fell in love with my smelly feet.
Cut the crap and let's fight.
Let's fight.
fight a duel
Jia Honda Jun, do you remember that time?
B at that time?
At that time, there was a goose in the sky and a goose on the ground.
Party A and Party B * * * miss geese, flying geese and hitting geese. Big hen, little hen, hen touches hen, hen enjoys * * *
fight a duel
Jia Honda jun
Do you want to fight or not?
How can we kill each other?
B Then what should we do?
Let's kill ourselves.
B suicide?
Yes, suicide.
Raise your swords separately, but don't drop your swords and look at each other. Blink at each other several times to encourage each other.
Jia You tied it first.
Second, you stab first.
Jia You tied it first.
B I will not draw.
Why don't you tie it?
Eternal pain
Nonsense, whoever stings hurts.
B must be tied?
Gabiza
Are you sure?
Jiading gate
B, get up the courage to stick to it
A Stab it (like stabbing yourself to death)
B, well, do you want to cut it horizontally and vertically?
A, you didn't tie it.
B how much it hurts when I tie it.
You are so evil.
Evil is my nickname.
Which of us plays well?
B you acted very well.
Who does the audience like?
B the audience likes you.
Who does Jiazhenzi love?
Yoshiko loves you.
A: It's over/
B, you didn't tie it.
Nonsense, who sticks and who doesn't die?
An answer to the curtain call