I don't even go to the top. What are you going to do with the sword?

2. One day, the bear was playing with the balloon bear, shouting and chasing at the same time. Don't leave the ball, don't leave the ball, do you hear? Please don't leave.

3. A Japanese man came to China to see a dentist, and as a result, two men got into a fight. When the police asked, they knew that the dentist and the Japanese had said, "Pull out a tooth."

4. Grandma's door handle was very thick, and there was a noise when she opened the door. Later, when she asked, she realized that it was called wanting to be rude.

5. A cup of pumpkin almond syrup, no apricots, no melons and no dew.

6. "What will a pear and a grain of rice become in the refrigerator?" "don't leave me!

7. I'm a little sheep. I got sheared today, and I lost my wool.

8. Once upon a time, there was a duckling, who was very short and called mud duck. A duck in the class came over and said, What a short mud duck.

9. Ugly people have objects, while beautiful people sell air conditioners.

1. The tiger in the zoo turned the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.

11. If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes won't bite.

12. Mother sparrow smells little sparrow: "What hairstyle do you want to tie today, baby?" Sparrow: "choo choo ~"

13. There was a duckling who ran fast after stepping on the mud, and then fell asleep. The story name was Mud Sleeping Duck.

14. I accidentally bumped into my knee when I just went out. It's a pity that I bumped my knee. I bumped my knee. Did you hear that?

15. I have an amazing job. "digging the lotus root"

16. I can't entangle with him as soon as I think that he entangles with that snake every day.

17. Crab and mussel took an exam together. Crab was found cheating, so the teacher asked the crab whose copy you copied. Crab said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "You're a fart."

18. I had a stomachache in the middle of the night. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach says, "My name is not stomach, my name is Chu Yuxun"

19. Be sure to have a midnight snack before going to bed, so as not to have hungry dreams.

2. There was a little mouse who stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out to dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, it was really a humorous sentence that made her laugh when she heard it. One day, the pig and the leopard went to eat. The boss said, What do you want to eat? The pig said, Give me some pig food. The boss said, OK, a pig. The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.

22. I am a condensed milk bun, and I lost my temper today.

23. Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks fluent English very well. I asked him if he pronounced English or American, and he said that he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

24. The child asked his mother why the flame of the candle can't stop for a while. Mother said it was because it was a small mental fire.

25. I asked my mother why the flame of the candle can't stop for a while. Mom said because this is a spiritual guy. "

26. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth on your face?"

27. "What book did you buy?" "programming." "c++ or java" and "Shen Congwen"

28. If you don't even hold my hand, then what are you holding? Holding hands with Guanyin?

29. One day, the potato learned to tell fortune and set up a signboard in the street. At the beginning, the garlic came over angrily and blew up the signboard of the potato. When he left, he said to the potato, "You are calling for a garlic to hang up!"

3. Two grandfathers are playing chess. Child: Grandpa, your car is gone. Grandpa: What kind of car? It's called ju. Child: Oh, grandpa, you were rode away by yourself.

31. During the festival, the little white rabbit said angrily to the deer: You see other girls can receive flowers, why don't you give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.

32. Job's tears do things as they should, and Ding Ding does things as a tinker bell.

33. My friend has been urging me to marry a rich man. Funny, will you stop urging me? To persuade the rich, I am willing!

34. There was a piece of glass. It was a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from the upstairs and said, Good night, I'm broken!

35. You don't even kiss me. What are you kissing? Tsingtao beer?

36. My old colleague nailed his signature and wrote "God is a girl". I asked him why he was so literary, and he said it was called "unfair in heaven".

37. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato and you" in your ear.

38. Want Want Snow Cake turns into Want Want quilt when it is hot!

39. I was on an island recently, and my friend asked me which island I was on. I was on a poor island.

4. The sparrow's mother asked the sparrow, "Baby, what kind of hair do you tie today?" The sparrow said "tweet" and her mother replied, "tweet is tweet". The hilarious homophonic stalk in the film and television drama

The hilarious homophonic stalk in the film and television drama

1. Brother and sister sing. Sister: What should I do if I forget the prelude? Brother: Sister, how dare you forget the prelude!

2. I don't like it if you don't like it. Who should I send a selfie to?

3. The duckling asks the mother duck, "Mom, what is this between our toes?" The mother duck says, "webbed". The duck hides her face and tears, "Don't say anything, why do you laugh at others?"

4. Why is it that the more you eat, the less you like to sit, because the novice is easy to stand (post station).

5. It's hot at 36 degrees today. I bought two ice creams, one for you and one for me, and then we got rid of the summer heat. Did you hear that? It's over.

6. If you don't even coax me, who are you fooling, Hong Shixian?

7. Bear planted a fruit tree and took good care of it every day. Until autumn, the fruit tree didn't bear any fruit. Bear said disappointedly, "No fruit, no fruit"

8. A sheep migrated.

9. Do you have A Brief History of Time? I have time to pick up that thing for what!

1. Let me introduce myself: I am 2 years old, with sound limbs, complete facial features, normal urination and defecation, can breathe spontaneously, eat three meals a day, can use smart phones, and have a promising future.

11. I grew up short, short or short, short or short. Do you hear me? I still love you.

12. I am a condensed milk bun, and I lost my temper today.

13. Do you know? Doraemon has no neck for health reasons. Why? Because "the blue neck accumulates mud."

14. Do you have an English name called Paul, because Paul is terrible (Kochakin)

15. Spongebob was fired by the crab boss, and Spongebob said with tears, "Crab boss …" Crab boss: "You're welcome"

16. Do you know how many stars weigh? Eight grams is because of Starbucks.

17. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that the steaming was boring.

18. Embarrassed, I wore a mask and hat to buy a midnight snack, but I was recognized: What do beautiful women eat?

something with a price of 19.1 yuan, after calculation, becomes a 4 yuan. Perhaps this is a 4% discount operation.

2. If I call a toad ChuChu, is it cute? I call a coyote Wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute. The hilarious homophonic part 2 in film and television dramas

21. One day, I was playing the king's road until I died. I told my teammates to guard against the road, guard against the road and guard against the road. Did you hear that? Put it down.

22. Q: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? A: Enjoy it!

23. I accidentally bumped into my knee when I just went out. It's a pity that I bumped my knee. I bumped my knee. Did you hear that?

24. Who doesn't like easy love? Think about Zhang Yide's love in history, which Liu Bei and Guan Yu liked more.

25. At home, I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turned out that cloth could go out

26. I said that I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that we couldn't get online at home.

27. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Dad didn't hear her, but her mother smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, what are you laughing at?" Her mother slapped her.

28. My little neighbor was singing KTV at home. I listened to the loud voice, so I asked what brand this microphone was. He said it was a louder wheat. I ate a roasted oyster, which had no taste at all, and I cried after eating it. It turned out that this was an oyster.

29. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving lives is important.

3. Grandma's door handle is very thick, and there is a noise when she opens the door. Later, when I asked, I realized that this is called wanting to be rough.

31. We can't let people who are afraid of heights go to the rooftop to practice their bravery every day, and we can't let people who are afraid of ghosts go to Guijie every day.

32. In the zoo, the tiger gave the lion green. The lion was angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the keeper asked, he found that the tiger had a lawyer qualification certificate.

33. You don't even love me. What do you love, Iqiyi?

34. Xiao Ming quarreled with his mother, and Xiao Ming stormed out of the door, so there was no door at Xiao Ming's house.

35. One day, the duckling confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chicken: you duck don't have to.

36. Want Want Snow Cake What do you think heat will turn into, Wangwang Xianbei.

37. The duckling said to the chicken, "Chicken, I like you." Chicken: You don't have to duck.

38. You don't even add my WeChat, so what do you add, Canada?

39. The doctor prescribed me a pill. I fell to the ground and kept ringing. When I looked closely, it turned out to be a pill that sounded good.

4. Why is a flower funny? A: Because it has a stalk. The hilarious homophonic stalks that make people laugh in film and television dramas III

41. "Why do you often get dizzy when you ride a bus?" "That's because you didn't recite the multiplication formula."

42. On that day, the light next to the bedroom at home flashed, and the maintenance master was called. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"

43. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I am the baby.

44. Why are there pianos and mailboxes in the rooms in horror movies? A: Gangqin lived in several medicine mail boxes and several demons

45. Guo Donglin suddenly called his wife from kidney calculi's agent: Stone in winter. His wife was stunned: to see the sea?

46. Why does Auntie never sweat? Because Auntie is afraid of leaving her behind.

47. When I was in Gucci, my tears were always para para's dior.

48. I have a stomachache in the middle of the night. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" Stomach says, "My name is Chu Yuxun."

49. Ducks line up to find their mother. A duckling wants to be aligned with the duck in front, but it can't be aligned, so the duckling says in a hurry, I'm sorry for not being aligned with the duck.

5. "How happy it would be if someone belonged to me." "Stop it, no one is a fish.".

51. I'm so hungry, so I have to hold my fist and hit my stomach to help me get hungry.

52. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go find Wang Zhi.

53. Bunny planted a fruit tree in spring, and when she went to see it in autumn, she murmured, It didn't work out. It didn't work out.

54. Do you know why Doraemon doesn't have a neck? Because the blue neck is covered with mud.

55. It is rumored that when Luda pulled the weeping willows upside down, all the flowers next to him were closed, so others called him and the flowers closed.

56. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

57. A loaf of bread was walking on the road and suddenly sprained its foot. It turned out to be a croissant.

58. Even I won't coax you. What are you fooling, Hong Shixian?

59. A cup of pumpkin almond syrup, no apricots, no melons, no dew, and Nanren.

6. Even if I don't hear back, will you go back to Sichuan style pork? Humor network homophonic stalk (a collection of 6 sentences)

Humor network homophonic stalk (Part 1)

1. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied in an excited mood: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

2. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother Duck said it was time to eat. Close the book, close it, close it, and make up. Did you hear that?

3. I seem to have gained weight. I'll accompany you to lose weight. Let's give up eating meat.

4. Look, look, the moon today is not beautiful, round or bright at all.

5. I'm a little sheep. I got sheared today, and I lost my wool.

6. One day, Bear bought an ice cream. The sun was like fire, and the ice cream melted and fell to the ground. Bear said, "It looks like mud, it looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

7. Bunny planted a fruit tree in spring, and when she went to see it in autumn, she mumbled nothing.

8. Just after eating the pills given by the doctor, I felt a little bitter, so I put a few dates in my chopsticks. After eating them, I became impatient. It turned out that I ate chopsticks and pills.

9. The sparrow's mother asked the sparrow, "Baby, what kind of hair do you tie today?" The sparrow said "tweet" and his mother replied, "tweet is tweet"

1. Why does Conan always wear that suit? Because he is afraid of being said: ouch, it's a new dress!

11. I have a stomachache in the middle of the night. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach says, "My name is not stomach, my name is Chu Yuxun"

12. A group of ducklings are looking at the moon, but the moon is always out of round. One duckling whispers, "Do you hear me?".

13. Ugly people have objects, while beautiful people sell air conditioners.

14. Why does aunt never sweat? Because aunt is afraid of leaving aunt sweat.

15. You don't even taste me. What do you taste? Pinru?

16. I prefer Li Bai's poems. Lu You is so angry that I can't surf the Internet.

17. What Rutihah said was very touching, and everyone said he was touching and wise.

18. I bought a dress today. I feel comfortable in it. I feel comfortable in it. Did you hear that?