Interesting to talk about the modern folk weapon of the first - baguette

Very serious to introduce you to a modern people talk about the color of the cold weapon. The reason why it is listed as the first cold weapon, because its power is by no means inferior to the so-called slippers, horse zigzag, and its use is also very varied, as you wish, endless, because of its unique attack and defense nature, resulting in his occupation of an unavoidable place in the actual combat. This cold weapon is the baguette, the original name for the French baguette bread. English for Baguette.

Selection of baguettes

Selection of the European market baguettes more authentic, first of all, it originated in France, after the further improvement of other countries, so that his hardness is not less than the Swiss Army Knife, the length of the baguette just to carry, I recommend the use of Spain simply supermarkets independent of the production of baguettes. Because they have a wide variety, the price is moderate, and its facing group is more broad, can be said to be young and old, men and women.

Products

Here is a brief description of their products: 0.54 Euro baguette:

300 grams, made of whole wheat, take it home and put it in a ventilated and dry place, and after 5 days it will be your bodyguard, with a hardness similar to that of granite.

0.49 Euro wide baguette:

220 grams, salt flavor, made of half wheat, with a layer of flour on the surface, take it home and put it in a ventilated and cool out, after 3 days it can be hidden behind the door, instead of a baseball bat. When sliced, it can be used as a dart.

0.38 Europe long baguette:

200 grams, sugar-free, anti-hypertension, easy to use for the elderly, can be used as a walking stick, geological hardness, the only designated product of the Beggars' Association five generations of elders.

Methods of use

There is no specific method of use of the baguette, its strokes are roughly divided into chopping, chopping, dumping, 冽, captive, smashing, pressing, patting, poking, spinning, stabbing and so on ...... its random flexibility is called the first of its kind. And it can be strong enemy, can also be self-defense, when encountering the enemy, you can pull out the use of ten steps to kill, will be taken down, the specific method is as follows, will be its baguette poke its abdomen between the third and fourth ribs, the enemy will be instantly can not breathe, forcing it to bend over, and then will be the baguette across the back of the back of the spinal column, the enemy will lose gravity and fall to the ground, and finally use the baguette to fling in the face of the enemy, it will be knocked unconscious.

The baguette has now become the tool of choice for today's assassins, dodging the chirps of metal detectors and easily disguising their appearance so that their opponents think they are just a civilian fresh out of the supermarket. When you have a chance to get close to your target, grab both ends of the baguette and break it in two with your own knees, at which point the baguette will have a jagged, razor-sharp blade at the point where it breaks, which can be used as a dagger.

Benefits of the baguette

The emergence of the baguette in the market does not only represent the evolution of the era of cold weapons, and greater increase in the footsteps of world peace, playing the Iraqi battlefield is not full of flying bullets and artillery, but the baguette, when the children of Africa manually a baguette, when arms dealers are no longer guns and cannons, but baguettes, we have what to complain about?

And when every American soldier on the battlefield is hungry, they can swallow their weapons in one big gulp, but the only caveat is that they have to keep a jug of water each, otherwise the baguettes will pull right through their throats.