A complete collection of tucao sentences
1. Your 25 temperament has been firmly adhered to your body by 52, which is as natural as fur, and the second is soeasy.
2. I especially like the teacher's anger. She scolds us for a class and then finishes it.
3. When I take a shower in summer, I feel that I am helping mosquitoes wash vegetables.
4. The dormitory is a black hole of time, a grave of willpower and a Petri dish for diaosi. Better a prodigal son than a dead house.
5. Just from the words and photos, it is found that the girl you love has no princess's life, but is a princess's disease.
6. Celebrities die early, and the harm will last forever.
7. My name is Zhang Qiling. I am a man with my own background music. I wake up from a tornado every day and face the fashionable hairstyle that changes my horizon. However, I am not satisfied, I just want to have an unforgettable love! Go away, you disgusting cultural relics, and go back to the protection bureau! ..... Very good! The man who hit me with a bull's head, you successfully caught my attention. "Post Bar"
8. Knowing that you are a bitch, don't rush to show it.
9. It is said that those who can do more work, but in fact, those who do more may not be able to do more. If they do more, they will become what you call able people. In a team, one is always tired and the other is idle.
1. Nowadays, people wear shiny shoes, which make them look dynamic. Show off your fart. I wore shoes that will shine when I stepped on them at the age of three. Don't ask me why the rotten women in the world have pushed them all my life. Don't ask me why the miracle generation is colorful. Don't ask me why the clam family plays the weather forecast. Don't ask me why the pervert can be with the killer. Don't ask me why the enemy of my enemy is my friend, don't ask me why your defeat is absolute, don't ask me why I am just your enemy, not friends, not teammates, not strangers, not lovers, we are …… enemies!
12. After watching so many episodes of Spongebob, I want to talk about the crab boss. He is a crab. How does he make crab yellow buns?
13. I have no choice. I only have piles of homework to accompany me and sleep with me. Who told me that I was born in China?
14. "I found that children wash their hair now not for cleanliness, but for hairstyle."
15. Mermaid I love you, and only you will not cheat!
16. We are at an awkward age when children call us uncles and aunts, but we are not convinced.
17. We should wear school pants if our legs are thick, and we should read more books if we are ugly.
18. "His future children must be particularly ugly." "Why?" "Because his bride is not me."
19. I ate a lot outside, and even if I died when I went home for dinner, I didn't say that I was stealing food outside!
2. "Don't comment on me casually. You only know my name but don't know my story."
21. Why did they say that I had a plastic surgery when I changed my hair style and painted a light makeup, and that I was too fond of makeup?
22. Today, I fished for a QQ drift bottle, and I fished for one. As a result, I collapsed! One more bottle.
23. Forgive the little innocent, lovely, lively, moving and pure, so don't spit on me, it's dirty, and I'm too lazy to wipe it.
24. You have little wings behind you. Talk to people-you flew!
25. "My class is colorful and rapidly changing at best, and insane mental hospital at worst."
26. It's summer, and the person who installed air conditioning in our class, shall we marry the head teacher to you ...?
27. I'm dirty. I'm dirty. I'm not as good as you.
28. In this age of looking at the face, money and michel platini, I can only look at the sky, the moon and the stars.
29. The blue sky and Wan Li are like a washing wind, and the traffic is heavy. The temperature comes first and then the light is in a mess.
3. It's hot, cold and half-awake, and I feel wrong. . .
31. "Is selling Meng a commendatory term or a derogatory term?" "Look at the appearance."
32. The easiest thing to kill time in the world is talking to Xiaoyun. The easiest thing to doze off is to fight with Serena; The most exciting thing is to look at the saliva at the same table in class and create a rainbow in the sky.
33. "I like you." "Really! In fact, I like you too! " "I just lost the big adventure of truth …" "Get out of here …" "But I chose truth"
34. I studied sacred knowledge. How can you measure it by scores? This is a stain on art!
35. You've been walking in the Jianghu for so many years, so you've always relied on your face to defend yourself, haven't you?-Gu Yi's Sina Weibo
36. "I think ... I've opened a great door." After a long time, Chrysanthemum squeezes out such a sentence in a hoarse voice. On the inner Mahler Gobi, grass mud horses enter the migration season. -Wu Rong "This is not a rebirth"
37. Can I take my silk shoes to your face on the wall? -Mud yolk "When the starting man wears it to Jin Jiangwen"
38, "People don't bother to sweep their eyes, just go over him and go to Zhan Zhan." Did you pass? " Zhan Zhan said, "I'm here to deliver food." "... where's the meal?" "In a bucket." "Where's the bucket?" He looked around. "In front of me." "..." Zhan Zhan looked back innocently. -shortbread
39. "Zhan Zhan has always felt that he is growing rapidly, but the reality always proves that it is his imagination that is" rapid ". -shortbread
4. Behind every Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently, so behind every forbearing and arrogant, there is a cheeky rogue who attacks
41. At this time, there should usually be no justice messenger wearing blue armor, wearing bamboo dragonflies and holding any door, such as Duola.
42. There are always some idiots who do stupid things, and then they are regarded as popular by a group of even more idiots.
43, all directors will get a disease: if you don't drop the chain at a critical moment, you will die.
44. It's like you're watching a dog blood TV series. The hero and heroine are going to be together soon, and they are going to get married. Then you think: Ah, there must be a man No.2 to rob the man, or a woman No.2 to rob the woman (what's wrong! ) But to your surprise, the wedding was successfully held! What is this god development! -and cloud
45, friendship is a good thing to play, and it is a story of Zhen Huan
46, if anyone dares to curse me for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets, I will curse him for buying instant noodles with seasoning packets
47, some people have high IQ and low EQ, such as Xie Er; Some people have low IQ and high EQ, for example, some people fail in the exam but manage a large group of people. Then what are you trying to do with your low IQ and EQ? If you can't study, if you can't work, find a daughter-in-law and run away!
48. Don't know that too much is bad for your heart
49. You can't stop drinking water just because your drinking cup is broken, can you?
5. # Best girl # I really can't stand it when you want to coquetry at your man. Oh, by the way, I forget that you don't have a man. It turns out that you lack love. Take a look at your own dress taste. Everyone knows that it's cheap and qualified to say that you can't afford a house when your hometown is poor and poor. I don't know that you are wearing a mask, glasses and a hat when you go out. You think you are a star. Even if you go into the camera naked, no one will see that you have no chest and no ass.
51. Suddenly, I find that people are Dreams are what everyone dreams about. Therefore, I prefer the word ideal, rational imagination, and a glimmer of hope for realization. Reality+imagination can pave the way for success.
52. If cutting off my hair means cutting off my memories, can I lose my memory if I cut my head? Talk about spitting
First, congratulate me. The man who once hated my heart and once loved my bones is nothing to me at the moment
Second, life needs some moments to slow down and calm down. Tell yourself, it's good to be alive.
third, the first thing is to kiss the sages. Those who kiss the sages know the sages. Since ancient times, you have been wise and virtuous, and you don't want to be virtuous and kiss them, but those who are loved by a pawn are not virtuous, so you kiss them because you don't know what they are doing and think they are virtuous.
fourth, if you are cold and hot to me, you might as well ignore me. Why let my young heart get hurt again and again and then give me hope?
fifth, life is tired and it is not easy to make money; Prices are soaring, and spending money is like robbing. Friends' friendship, money to maintain, leadership relations, and money to engage in, even if you send a blessing, you must rely on money to pass it on! Hey, I spend a dime reluctantly. I wish my friends less money every day and more profit every day!
6. You are from the court. When you see the old man fall, you should help him. If he misrepresents you, he will go to court with him. What we are most afraid of is going to court. If we lose, the court will try to appeal for you!
seven, there is no right or wrong in many things in the world, and the more people do it, the right or wrong will be separated.
Eight, the Year of the Loong has a great luck, with one more day in February and thousands of beautiful things. In April and January, it moistens every month and days, and a few more days throughout the year, making you happy like a fairy, wishing you happiness for thousands of years. I wish you a special day, a special month and a special year, and a special you! I wish you happiness!
9. In today's world, things are more complicated than ancient times, and machinery is more than before; His people take wine as their pulp, act recklessly, get drunk and enter the room, in order to exhaust their essence and dissipate their truth; I don't know if I am full, but I will obey God from time to time, go against the joy of life, and be quick with my heart.
1. You have little wings behind you. Talk to people-you flew!
eleven, it is difficult to make money, but easy to spend money. May your money be like a mountain, and you can spend it all you want; May your money be like the sea, and you won't do it if you want to. May you have an indissoluble bond with money from now on!
XII. Reality tells lies with real names, and the Internet tells the truth with pseudonyms
XIII. Everyone is not born with a good temper. Is it because you are important to know?
XIV. Don't entangle, don't linger, don't be confused, don't recall, the front is too clear, and all will disappear away. Grasp the only days and enjoy the last happiness. When 2xx strikes, please continue your true happiness.
15. If you haven't seen my most awkward appearance, don't deliberately use your imagination to think that I am doing well.
there is a kind of person who only does two things: you succeed, he is jealous of you; you fail, he laughs at you.
seventeen, if one day, I make you angry. You can hit me, scold me, and be fierce. But don't leave me, okay?
18. One day, if such a scene is written in the yellow text, I am afraid it is not a wonderful pen.
19. If you choose to be near me, please stay with me for a long time
2. In the past, capitalists would rather dump the milk than give it to the poor, but now the real estate agent would rather leave the house empty than give it to the people!
21st, gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.
22. When I take a bath in summer, I feel that I am helping mosquitoes wash vegetables.
twenty-three, to be a man, you should have four abilities: ability to see, ability to test, ability to ask and ability to check.
twenty-four, people don't investigate the origin of the tired harm, but just blame the injured. What a muddled and unreasonable person.
25. If you really decide to stay with me, no matter how difficult the process is, will you please stick to it? No matter how headstrong and presumptuous I am, will you please be more considerate? No matter how angry I am
26. Truth is like hair, it will only get less and less, not more and more.
twenty-seven, how many people are angry and don't like to talk, and it's hard to be alone.
twenty-eight, my salary has gone up, my wallet is bulging, and my heart is happy. Prices have gone up, expenses have gone up, and I am unhappy. Earn more, spend more, and have less left. It is difficult to earn money, easy to spend money, and flat wallet. I wish you a good fortune and congratulations on your fortune.
XXIX. God gave me the attribute of eating goods, but he didn't give me the status of a local tyrant.
3. Why did I change my hairstyle? They said that I had a plastic surgery and put on a light makeup, and they said that I was too fond of dressing.
thirty-one, in recent years, the moral integrity of the literati is getting worse every day. There is a signature book about Tucao Super Dick
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1. Your 25 temperament has been firmly adhered to your body by 52, which is as natural as fur, and the second is soeasy.
2. I especially like the teacher's anger. She scolds us for a class and then finishes it.
3. When I take a shower in summer, I feel that I am helping mosquitoes wash vegetables.
4. The dormitory is a black hole of time, a grave of willpower and a Petri dish for diaosi. Better a prodigal son than a dead house.
5. Just from the words and photos, it is found that the girl you love has no princess's life, but is a princess's disease.
6. Celebrities die early, and the harm will last forever.
7. My name is Zhang Qiling. I'm a man with my own background music. I wake up from a tornado every day and face the fashionable hairstyle that changes my horizon. However, I am not satisfied, I just want to have an unforgettable love! Go away, you disgusting cultural relics, and go back to the protection bureau! Very good! The man who hit me with a bull's head, you successfully caught my attention. "Post Bar"
8. Know that you are a bitch, and don't rush to show it.
9. It is said that those who can do more work, but in fact, those who do more may not be able to do more. If they do more, they will become what you call able people. In a team, one is always tired and the other is idle.
1. Nowadays, people wear shiny shoes, which make them look dynamic. Show off your fart. I wore shoes that will shine when I stepped on them at the age of three. Don't ask me why the rotten women in the world have pushed them all my life. Don't ask me why the miracle generation is colorful. Don't ask me why the clam family plays the weather forecast. Don't ask me why the pervert can be with the killer. Don't ask me why the enemy of my enemy is my friend, don't ask me why your defeat is absolute, don't ask me why I am just your enemy, not a friend, not a teammate, not a stranger, not a lover, we are enemies!
12. After watching so many episodes of Spongebob, I want to talk about the crab boss. He is a crab. How does he make crab yellow buns?
13. I have no choice. I only have piles of homework to accompany me and sleep with me. Who told me that I was born in China?
14. I found that today's children wash their hair not for cleanliness, but for hairstyle.
15. Mermaid I love you, and only you will not cheat.