Hilarious Chinese idiom: Wang Bastard looking at green beans

The king's eyes look at mung beans -- they see eye to eye

The beggar cooks porridge -- not waiting for it to be cooked

Playing with knives under the moon -- a waste of time

Looking at shadows under the moon -- the night man's ego

Lighting a lantern under the moon -- redundant

Sunning a quilt in the moon -- a waste of time

The moon is used as a mirror -- too big a view of oneself

Lighting a lamp in the moon -- a blank look

The door corner of the door -- a box with a pin in it -- not wanting to go out

Lighting a lantern under the moon -- a waste of time

Pins outside the door -- not wanting to go out

Boxing in the corner of the door -- not being able to make a stand; not being able to use one's strength

The door god hitting the god of the stove -- a waste of time

Drumming in the doorway -- famous both inside and out

Cutting the roses on the threshold of the door -- a clean break

Looking at the people in the cracks of the door -- looking down on them

The door's cracks -- looking at the people in the cracks of the door -- looking down on the people in the cracks of the door. -

A nose drawn on the door panel -- what a big face

The door pier as a tablet -- can't let go of you

A knife to coax a child -- it's not for fun

A child watching a play -- loved and feared

A boy hitting an old man -- how dare you

A pony following his mother -- no return

A pony tied to a big tree -- steady.

A small horse tied to a tree -- steady

A small car that won't go -- come on

A small donkey pulling a cart -- a strong struggle

A small donkey wearing earrings -- cumbersome

A small donkey carrying a millstone -- trembling

A small cow that won't drink water -- hard to hold on to

A small cow that won't eat its milk -- one touch

A small nun looking at a dowry -- no share in this life

A small cow looking at a dowry -- no share in this life

A small cow looking at a dowry -- no share in this world

A little bamboo drum -- it has a rhythm

A little worm hits a spider's web -- it can't be strong

A little rice is like a soybean -- it's not a good idea

A little witch is like a big witch -- it's not a good idea

A little baldy follows the moon -- it doesn't benefit anyone

A little baldy wears his hair in a braid -- he thinks about it

A little chicken is handed over to a weasel -- it can't be trusted

A little chicken is given to the weasel -- it can't be entrusted to the weasel -- not to be trusted

Chicken's head is flattened -- not to be saved

Chicken lays an egg -- red in the face

Chicken eats soybeans -- not good enough

Chicken stands on the doorstep -- eats inside and out

Rabbit jumps up on the wagon's shaft -- serves as a big hand

Donkey's colt runs up to his belly -- kicks his intestines and jumps up to his belly

Hearth-maker hits the guillotine -- does a big job

Little stovesmith hits the guillotine -- does a big job

Hearth-maker hits the guillotine -- does a big job

A kid blowing a blow - nonsense

A kid basking in the sun - no shadow

A kid blowing a blow - a ghastly wind

A kid seeing Zhang Tianshi - a self-inflicted trap

A kid seeing the statue of Zhong Kui - a daunting sight

A kid seeing a candy cane - a cryer and a laugher

A little doll climbing up the stairs - a difficult task to get up and down

A little doll climbing up and down the stairs - a difficult task to get up and down the stairs.

A child's New Year's Eve -- no worries

A child's somersaults in bed -- a joke

A child's offerings to the Buddha -- you cajole me, I cajole you

A child's lack of knowledge of the sunflower -- numbness

A child's eating of radish -- half-eaten, half-remained

A child's eating of chili pepper -- a dupe

A child's attempts to get the bamboo shoots -- pulling them out

A child's attempt to get the bamboo shoots -- pulling the bamboo shoots out

A child's trumpet -- it doesn't make much noise

A child's fireworks -- they're smallpox

A child's firecrackers -- they're happy and scared

A child's illness -- they don't hide it

A child's tiger -- it doesn't frighten people

A child's mother -- it's all right to cry

A child's meeting with his mother -- they're not crying at all

A child's meeting with his wife -- they're not calling out for anything. - You yell at me, I yell at you

A child sells candy -- it all goes into his stomach

A child sings -- completely empty seats

A child plays with a kitchen knife -- not a game

A child eats sugarcane -- he eats less, but spits out more

A silkworm eats mulberry leaves -- a little bit more than half a dozen

A little dog climbs to the top of a wall -- he's going to fall off

A little cat snores -- he snores at his mother -- he's going to fall off the wall.

A kitten snores -- it's different

A woman with small feet walks -- she wobbles and swings slowly

A thief is bitten by a dog -- he bears the pain and doesn't say a word

A thief goes to court -- he loses all his life

A thief goes to the ranch -- he gets it off the hook

An onion is dipped in the sauce -- it's head first

A weighing scale is attached to the pigtails -- it's hitting the waist

A daughter wears a dress that's a little too small for the woman to wear

A girl's dress is a little too small for the man. p>

A daughter wears her mother's shoes -- the same old story

A daughter's side-kick enters the bridal chamber -- one for the bride's side and one for the bride's side

An acrobat on the horse -- a master of his craft

A horse dozes off on the horse -- his eyes are open and closed

A horse's carriage crosses a dangerous road -- it's all up to him who is in charge of the whip stick

A horse scratches an itch -- all depends on his mouth

A horse's tail is threaded with carrots -- the thick of it, the thin of it

A horse's tail is threaded through tofu -- forget it

A horse's tail is rolled on a rope -- it doesn't fit; it doesn't work

A horse-drawn wheelbarrow -- say it and it's done

A horse's mouth is touched in a fight -- it doesn't have a face

A horse's saddle is put on a donkey's back -- it doesn't fit

A horse's leash is placed in an ox's mouth -- it's a hulk

A toilet is dumped into a stinking ditch -- it goes with the flow.

A toilet dumped into a stinking gutter -- a common denominator

A toilet converted into a bucket -- the stench is still there

A horse stung by a bald man -- no cover

A duck that flew and hit an egg -- a double loss

Fishing in an airplane -- not even close

Crab hanging from an airplane -- hanging by eight feet

Chatting on an airplane -- empty conversation

Playing the piano in an airplane -- high-pitched

A plane that is not a plane -- a plane that has a high profile

A plane that has a high reputation for its work.

Playing the piano -- high-profile

Flying over the bird to see the male and female -- fierce eyesight

Flying in the swallows want to eat the local pidgeon -- not so cheap

Moths throw themselves into the fire -- stirring up trouble

Moths to the fire -- the trouble is self-inflicted

Moths to the spiders -- throwing themselves into the web

Wangpachi fights in the lawsuit -- losing all the cases

Wangpachi worships the gods -- pretends to be serious

Wangpachi is the only person who has ever been in the same situation. The character Wang is missing a cross -- a little bit of earth

The character Wang compares with the character Yu -- just a little bit worse

The king's house makes a kiss -- a big deal

The king's wife sells the mill -- there is no more pushing

The king's wife sells melons -- blames herself and boasts

Look at the hiatus to guess the idioms

There are quite a lot of riddles in China that are about hiatus, so here's the one that look at the hiatus. 6. Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea-Each One Shows His Power

7. Liu Bei Borrowing Jingzhou-There is no return for borrowing

8. Jiang Taigong Fishing-The One Who Wants to Hook the Hook

9. Two Musketeers-The Two Musketeers

10. Weasel Worshipping the Chicken-They have no good intention

11. Thirty-six Stratagems-Walking is the best plan

12. Rabbit Tail-It can't be long

13. Sheep's Tail-They can't be long

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13. A sheep sleeping with a tiger cannot be relied upon

14. A foot in a watermelon rind slides wherever it goes

15. A dragon king's temple is flooded by a large amount of water - he does not recognize his own family

16. A stone in a cesspit is stinky and hard

17. A master in a meeting with a master of Guan goes in single-handedly

18. A meeting of sparrows is a meeting of sparrows - they are chirping

19. A cold drink on a cold day is a cold drink - it is not good for you to know what you have to do

20. 19. Drinking cold water on a cold day - a drop in the heart

20. Flying a kite with a broken string - no hope

21. Monk with an umbrella - lawlessness

22. Not helping a bottle of oil when it falls over - laziness

23. Making a lamp out of a straw handle - carelessness

24. Confucius moving house - a net loss

25. Fox's tail - can't be hidden

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26. mouse in a bookcase - chewing on words

27. narcissus not blooming - pretending

28. borrowing and returning - it is not difficult to borrow again

29. going to the fire temple to ask for rain - looking for the wrong door

30. looking for a needle in a haystack - looking for it nowhere

31. the carpenter with the yoke - making a fool of himself

32. the day of June - the face of the child - changing at any time

33. the day of June - the face of a child - changing at any time

34. the day of June - a day of the month

33. The marriage invitation to Wu was a fake

34. Looking at people through the crack of the door was a bad idea

35. The tiger pulling the cart - who would dare

36. Mixing onions with tofu - a clean slate

37. The new official's appointment was a three-pronged fire

38. The heart of Sima Zhao was known to all

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40. Open the windows of heaven and speak plainly

41. Guan Gong let Cao Cao go - remembering the old times

42. The old lady eats dumplings - swallowing them whole

43. Chopping wood with a lantern - chopping it up in the open

44. Throwing away a watermelon and picking up a sesame seed - losing the big thing because of the small thing

Hysterical saying_classical hermetic sayings

The most important thing is that you have to be able to get the best out of your life, and you have to be able to get the best out of your life, and you have to be able to get the best out of your life.

7, the turtle pack watermelon rolling roll, crawling crawl

8, bitter water soaked large apricot kernel bitter kernel (people)

9, the old fat pig to the abattoir to get the knife goods

10, wooden brain melon by the knife do not remember the pain

11, the cold flow over the warm current of the cold wave of the wind hot and cold (cold and cynical)

12, ducks to drive the camel is far from poor

13, ducks to drive the camel is not good enough

14, the ducks to drive the camel is not good enough

13, holding books to ride donkeys to see

14, the nose of the police dog a really sharp (treacherous)

15, iron fork brushing teeth hard to find dregs (turnoff)

16, July in the lotus when fresh

17, the two cows fight hard top

18, the actor introduced the powder and ink on the stage

19, pointed to the yellow cow is the horse

20, glass socks and glass slippers famous actor (Ming feet)

21, the grass on the hill is hard

22, donkey head and horse face road goods

23, back of the mountain stone dead not enlightenment

24, crooked mouth storytelling oblique (evil) said

25, borrowed the spirit of the church to cry their own other sad things

26, the leather ball, the ball, the ball, the ball, the ball, the ball, the ball, the ball, the ball, the ball, the ball, the ball, the ball, the ball, the ball, the ball, the ball, the ball.

26, the ball on a knife deflated; hard not to get up

27, full of sores all over the body

28, the "Hundred Surnames" less than the second last name of the lack of money

29, a clear sky loud thunderbolt shocking

30, woodpecker chiseling wood beak is powerful

31, the stone falling into the water more and more powerful

32, the tip of the grass The dew on the tip of the grass does not last long; it can not be retained

33, the boss of the lazy old man, the second diligently do not do, two or no

34, the stone lion dunked in the rice soup drops of water does not go in

35, Yang Bailao New Year's Eve hide and seek

36, the hair strands hanging bells a thousand pounds

37, the head of the person to grow scabies disease

38, the tin cans hit the bottle of glass, the mouth, empty sound

38, the tin cans hit the bottle of glass. Mouth without heart, empty voice

39, drive the car without a whip light patting the horse's buttocks

40, hungry dogs fall into the latrine full of a meal; just

41, the tip of the knife on the betting live soon; live not long

42, the Dragon King hilarious rise in the water

43, the Goddess of Mercy sedan chair on all the people to lift up

44, the dog bites the ass and gnawed buttocks (surely); a bite bite buttocks (sure); a bite butt (fixed)

45, hanging on the branches of the group of fish a four-legged no support

46, the carp jump Dragon Gate luck, the value of a hundred times

47, the sea fish a few waves

48, elevator malfunctioning up and down; up and down for the difficult

49, weasel born rats generation is not as good as a generation

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51, the rat on the pots and pans familiar with the road

52, eat into the wolf's mouth of mutton spit out

53, the two pockmarked marriage points quite a lot

54, the nose is big pressure to the mouth is difficult to open; difficult to open the mouth is not good to open the mouth

55, the mouth to eat Huanglian bitter in the heart

56, Wu Dalang playing ducks

57, June to do the cotton jacket early preparation

58, open the radio to listen to the theater heard invisible; heard no one

59, thirty nights hoping for the moon did not expect

Hysterical saying book and answer two

60, hollister france strings street poor stroll

61, guards on the towers of the guards of high guards

62, the plum blossom in the Lunar month of the year, the first time the city is not a good place to go

62, the plum blossom in the waxing month of frost and snow

63, sorghum stalks as a pillar difficult to top and difficult to support

64, see the wheat called leeks five grains

65, the wet willows to make the bridge askew

66, ate the magpie's egg joyfully happy

67, kite fell in the hedge [thorns] forest messy entangled; tangled up

68, bamboo The bamboo has a long right to grow branches

69. The sky is as black as the crows

70. The bats are happy at night

71. The waves in the sea are magnificent

72. It is not easy to catch chickens on the ridge of a house

73. The tiger's ass cannot be touched

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76, the old toothless drink rice toothless (shame) nasty

77, holding the intestines hanging belly rest assured

78, back ha-ha mirror walking not afraid of posterity to see the laughs

79, castrated rooster does not crow

80, crows dressed up as peacocks unorthodox

81, the aircraft cabin outstretched palm to the master

79, the cock eunuchs, the cockerel, the cockerel, the cockerel, the cockerel.

82, the hall of the old antique furnishings

83, which mountains sing which mountain song to which said that

84, Cixi under the Guangxu Emperor has a job but no power

85, all day long tea and rice is not eaten

86, Mr. Nanguo blowing yu won't pretend to be able to; yu yu to be counted

87, to buy a trumpet

88. When Yama looks in the mirror, he looks like a ghost

89. It's not too late to mend

90. When a boat is leaking, there's no way out; there's no way to get back

91. When you look at the street through the crack in the door, you have a narrow vision

92. You love to buy red and green paints and you're greedy for color

93. A scorpion with a long tail is full of poisonous water

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94, the stage of the duo sing and

95, eat lick the bowl side of the poor phase; miser

96, boatmen rent a boat tour of the West Lake rowing

97, empty-handed catch mountain bungee one is not a good catch (get)

98, department stores buy and sell pick and choose

99, ducks love to buckle the buttocks: smooth; and round and slippery

Hysterical sayings and answers three

100, Dongshi xu knitting knitting knitted brows and copying

101, holding dry wood to put out the fire to help

102, writing out of the frame is not in the line

103, the glass lantern outside the bright

104, to see the Queen Mother called the great aunt to climb the high relatives

105, the corner of the door hides Zhu Geliang The secret plan; the secret calculations

106, the house sparrow becomes a phoenix more and more beautiful

107, the leaves fall down to cover the head to be careful too much; too careful

108, the rivets on the iron plate didn't run

109, straw loaded with pillows and straw bales

110, the turtle laughed at the tortoise can't see their own ugliness

111, the pines and cypresses on the mountains are always green Pines and cypresses on the mountains are always green

112, Harvest grass to hide the body of the dragon farmers out of talent

113, camel walks with his head held high; one step at a time

114, the belly of the rhombus is real

115, the grain field grows sorghum tip; the head of the world

116, the bicycle flat tire air collapse; the gas is blown up: the gas

117, in the primitive forest, the bike is a pillow of straw

117, lost in the primitive forest can not distinguish between east and west, south and north

118, footsteps on the staircase board step by step

119, with eyes open to jump to the Yellow River, there is no way out

120, under the bed to raise the axe powerful and unusable

121, watermelon through the skin is difficult to recognize the goods

122, mad dog eating the sun does not know how thick the sky and the earth

123, eat jujube, eat water, eat water, eat water, eat water, eat water, eat water, eat water, drink water

123, eat jujube, eat water, eat water

123, eat dates without spitting out the kernel and swallowing them whole

124, sandalwood toilet Qu material (only)

125, Lou A rat asked Gua Gua to be a thief

126, sheep called the wolf Baa Baa Baa (slowly slowly)

127, cobblestone pad wall base position is unstable; unstable; unstable foundation; not a solid foundation

128, Diamond diamond scratching tofu profound

129, Cao Cao employing only talent

130, filial piety son eating tofu inside and outside are white

131, Lu Ban frowning not a craftsman

132, dollfish on the tree to the left and right to see the unlike into the

133, dream swallowing elephants ambitious; ambition is too large

134, Vesta Master Turnip in the three nine days to freeze (move) heart

141, the urgent need for stamps without delay

142, eyebrows on fire red eyes

143, the patient into the coffin is irredeemable

144, tied to the line of grasshoppers can not run

145, the Pacific Ocean to move the earth

146, the horse cages to the cattle

147, Ducks dead and geese a top one

148, South Mountain Leopard, the North Sea Jiao ruthless ruthless, ferocious ferocious

149, kill the bench on the fat pig can not live long; death in the immediate

150, calves pampered top top bump

Funny hermetic_classic hermetic

Funny hermetic_classic Hesitosis

Hesitosis book and answer a

1, the doctor shook his head - no rule of law

2, kill the chicken cut gall - asking for suffering

3, see the cat as a tiger - a big surprise

3, the cat as a tiger - a big surprise

4, the cat as a tiger - a big surprise

4, swallowed a hairy apricot in the mouth - sour heart

5, donkey gnawing stone mill - hard mouth

6, hanging on the wall of the Kuixing

7, the shadow on the water - noble

8, sandalwood fire tube - death also do not pass

9, the bride Covered head - do not give face

10, goose head mounted on the duck neck - unlike

11, greedy cat eating mice - eaten alive

12, the Jade Emperor married landlady - shocking

13, embroidery on the glass - waste of effort; waste of effort; waste of labor

14, eating the Huanglian grew -

15, eel fighting loach - slippery head to slippery head

16, the two widows fall in tears - do not say all clear

17, riding a horse to the Tianshan Mountain

18, the heart stuffed with a mass of hemp - a mess

19, Confucius's article - the classics

21. The old cow fell into the deep mire - can not be extricated

22. Whose light

23, propaganda car show programs - singing and dancing

24, tigress ground snake - can not be messed with

25, Yama's ladder a ghost on

26, the stage to speak

27, the steel hammer smashed anvil - hard contact

28, the wrong posting of the god of the door - the reverse face (turned face)

29, the rich man's dog - recognize the rich but not the poor

30, head on the top of the long eyes - the eye of the sky; no one else

31, belonging to the abacus bead - - dial a dial, a move; do not dial not move; with people fiddling

32, anxious to eat hot tofu - to be cold

33, took the scales and forgot to weigh - do not know the importance

34, the gold pot of water, the water, the water, the water, the water, the water, the water, the water. p> 34, the gold basin hit the water silver basin loaded - round bright (forgive)

35, the little sun at home - the only child

36, fireflies fighting - -Ming vs. Ming

37, the eggs teach the hen - outrageous

38, the camel died and turned into a donkey - did not pack enough

39, pebbles put in the henhouse

40, the showman's room - all the book (lose)

41, the turtledove in the grass - do not know the spring and autumn

42, Monkey face - said to change

43, pebbles fell into the toilet - stinky and hard

44, on behalf of others to write a love letter - not the heart

45, half a cloud of grass growing in the air - unprecedented

46, the old sow peeing nest - self-inflicted

47, swallow's tail - forked split (things diverge or deviate); two forks

48, toad wants to fly - not the material of the sky

49, the stage to worship heaven and earth - a moment of pain

50, peeled sorghum stalks into a bachelor

51, the crows sing the tune of the eyebrow - sounds wrong

52, clever lies - fortune-telling

53, two hundred dollars a pair of Ula- - cheap leather (shameless)

54, the stars in the sky on the ground bench feet - countless (Bai)

55, fishing nets to catch shrimp - white Zhangluo

56, the goose swallowed Chicken head - jammed

57, camel neck crane legs - each has its own strengths

58, in the middle of the night to catch sparrows - pull out the nest

59, drinking cold water in winter - cool through the heart

Hysteria Book and Answers II

60, rotten persimmons fall to the ground - soft into a puddle

61, cabbage leaves poured feces - no piece of clean

62, cabbage leaves poured feces - no piece of clean

62, the fog photographed - the route is not clear

63, the chess match - no match

64, the chair folded the back

65, the rat stole the scales - iron theft (upside down)

66, the horse put South Mountain, the knife and gun into the library - peace in the world

< p> 67, the train out of the platform - walk right, walk straight; the more you run the more joy

68, the third button on the shirt - stick skin to flesh is not sweet

69, a day and a night change twice -

70, the spine pack Huanglian - back (sad) bitter

71, tofu ears - love to listen to slander

72, the fish eagle to catch fish

73, the cobra opened its mouth - release poison

74, the tip of the knife boxing - can not stand

75, The ship sailed before buying tickets - missed the opportunity

76, the cat guards the mouse hole - not moving; dead and so on

77, a long drought meets the rain - timely; happy people

78, the family lost the mill - no push

79, tile pots and adobe - wear the goods

80, the lawsuit to the court - - each with his own word

81, Confucius with a belt knife - both literary and martial arts

82, the Yellow River can not control the Yangtze River - each take care of each

83, glass bottles filled with boiled water

84, the parasite in the stomach - know the inside

85, melon field planting sugar cane - from the head to the bottom of the sweet

86, one hand to cover the other hand, the other hand to cover the other hand, the other hand to cover the other hand, the other hand to cover the other hand, the other hand to cover the other hand, the other hand to cover the other hand.

86, a hand to cover the face - alone

87, climbing dangerous peaks at night - life and death

88, planting does not grow seedlings - bad seeds

89, the stool turned over - four feet to the sky

90, the night owl reported good news - bad reputation; no thing

91, June clouds - - elusive

92, the sun out of the bottom of the well - deep clear (love)

93, Jia Island into the door of the monks - nudging

94, the fellow of the salt factory

95, everyone sings the same tune - unison

96, the rice sieve blocking the door of the room - mindfulness; mindfulness quite a lot of

97. The front foot is not far from the back foot - tightly connected

98. The sheep herder picks up firewood - piggyback

99. The bat with chicken feathers stuck in it - what kind of bird are you

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The Complete List of Hysterical Words and Answers III

100, belonging to the night owls - poor call

101, shaking his head and eating plums -

102, Tiananmen flag-raising - the sun came out

103, wooden glasses - can not see through

104, thatched toilet to eat oil cake

105, inch big words, big grid - grid

106, melon field picking melon - picking eyes

107, rolling pin inserted

108, ants gnawing on the trunk of the elephant - do not know the big body

109, head on the brush glue - confused

< p> 110, horseback acrobatics - the art of high boldness

111, rest and rest again - afterthought

112, the bamboo basket hit water - the

113, turnip greens - each to his own

114, soccer players - no hands (guard)

115, the temperament of tai chi - - soft and rigid

116, next door ringing bells - heard the sound of woo (name), did not see the person

117, the tide of the Qiantang River - to see the rise

118, the Jade Emperor The sky turns upside down

119, magpies fall all over the trees, crows fly all over the mountains - good or bad luck is uncertain

120, two bitter gourds and a vine - the bitter In a piece of

121, the face of the playwright - to cry, to cry, to laugh, to laugh

122, rolling pin rose to the clouds and sky a slander (flying stick)

123, ate leftovers to think of ideas - the light of bad ideas

124, a public official, a public official, a public servant, a public official, a public servant, a public servant, a public servant, a public servant, a public servant, a public servant, a public servant, a public servant, a public servant p>

124, public **** toilet throw bomb - provoked public feces (indignation)

125, needle picking Huanglian - sarcasm

126, riding a horse on the log bridge -

127, cut open the cocoon pasted on the eyes - full of silk (private)

128, sweat hairs on the human body - countless

129, watermelon Landing - rolling watermelon

130, the body of a leech a soft bone

131, the wildcat into the mansion - nothing does not come

132, drink raw water, take the stolen money - - sooner or later is a disease

133, cooked rice uncovered - gas

134, dreaming of swimming in space - want to get into the wrong (Feifei Fei)

135, the shadow of the people walking away --- not to leave a single step