Humorous skit script: The construction of new rural areas has brought about a new atmosphere. The village chief has been re-elected

(Act 1)

Location: The village where birds do not lay eggs There is a couplet written on the door of a small restaurant: If you live today, you will worry about the birds not laying eggs tomorrow; how can you celebrate the New Year if you have this meal but no meal? Horizontal comment: People are poor and have short ambitions.

Characters: Narrator, village chief Liu Dazui, shopkeeper Daomadan, shopkeeper’s wife Cuihua

Narration: A few years ago, the village where birds did not lay eggs was as its name, one word, Poor. Daomadan wanted to build a primary school in the village with his own small shop. Due to financial problems, he borrowed money from Liu Dazui. As his name suggests, Liu Dazui is not only big, but also very delicious. The story revolves around two people. People unfold.

Daoma Dan: It’s not good, wife, it’s not good.

Cuihua: What scares you like this?

Daoma Dan: The village chief is here.

Cuihua was shocked: He, he is here again?

Daoma Dan: Well, you probably don’t know about our village chief, right? His name is Liu Dazui, and his mouth is bigger than his head. He just ate "Eight-Nation Allied Forces" yesterday. Could it be that he really wants to "burn down the Old Summer Palace" today?

Liu Dazui: You think of people in the countryside, it’s okay to call them Goudan, but the boss of this place is weird, his name is Ma Dan, and his surname is Dao, Dao Ma Dan, you think, this What does the name mean? Yesterday I had the "Eight-Nation Allied Forces" here. I thought it was some strange thing, but it turned out to be eight bowls of pig head meat. The lady boss said that the Eight-Nation Allied Forces were hateful, so I ate their pig head meat to relieve my anger. I don’t know what the Eight-Power Allied Forces is, but whatever, let’s just use pork head meat, it’s free anyway. I don’t know what the “Burning Old Summer Palace” was about today. Oh, look at this sharp lady, she has no culture, and she still has to put up a couplet to show her scholarly family status. Live today and worry about the birds not laying eggs tomorrow... birds not laying eggs? If a bird doesn’t lay eggs, it must have avian influenza. Second line, how can people celebrate the New Year with this meal but without a meal? Hey, you are still crying that you are poor. I don’t care how you celebrate the New Year. You have to pay back the money you owe me, right? Oh, there are also horizontal couplets: people - poor - ambitious - short. You must be a fool, you are poor and your ambition is not short of ambition. He only has so few shops, but he still wants to build a primary school in the village? Just him? Dao Ma Dan, Dao Ma Dan. Cuihua, her husband, serve the sauerkraut, come out quickly... Daomadan: Village chief, what are your orders? Do you agree to us and then ease this debt? Liu Dazui: Well...I am here mainly to make an announcement. It's an important thing. You should listen carefully. (Take out the prepared manuscript and speak in an official tone) "Rabbits, shrimps, pig tails! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! Sausage pickles, pickles, no pickles, I'll pick up some dog poop for you You guys lick it... Daomadan: What's wrong with Liu Dazui today? Why is he talking nonsense? Is he having a seizure? Comrades, let me translate what I just said in French: Comrades and fellow villagers, Attention! Don't talk. The meeting is now open. Let's give the mayor a speech. (I applauded myself). Let me tell you something. Listen carefully. Now I am making a statement to you on behalf of the village committee. You must repay all debts within one month, otherwise, your shop will be closed immediately. Daoma Dan: Ah! (After speaking, he suddenly fell down and fainted) (Cuihua came over quickly) and shouted: My little horse. ! (End of Act 1) (Act 2) Location: A small restaurant in the village where birds do not lay eggs. There is a couplet written on the door: After today, I hope that the dog will lay eggs tomorrow; after eating this meal, I hope for the next meal to celebrate the New Year every day. . Hengbiao: A person is not poor but his ambition is not short. Characters: Narrator, the new village chief Wang Xiaomao, the shop owner Dao Ma Dan, the shop owner’s wife Cuihua Narration: A few years later, the Central Committee’s No. 1 document was implemented locally, and the call for building a new countryside was also spread. In this village, in a harmonious countryside where democracy and the legal system are constantly improving, the disharmonious Liu Dazui was finally pushed down the trend of history by the villagers. In that year's election, Wang Xiaomao, a public servant who was praised by everyone, became the He became the village chief. Facts have proved that the masses are very discerning. Niu Bu Lao Dan Village has been transformed. With his own small shop, Daoma Dan's business is booming. Not only has his debt been forgiven by the village committee, he has also been The honorary title of outstanding villagers was awarded. Bu Dao Madan held a banquet and invited all the leadership team of the village committee's new rural construction to dinner.

Wang Xiaomao: Hey, Daoma Dan, who is hosting the banquet today? Dao Madan: Of course, I asked you to lead. Your leadership in participating in the construction of new rural areas is really courageous. You have built our bird-not-laying-egg village into a new economically developed rural area. Thanks to your good leadership, we are all here. Fu, I really want to thank you very much! Wang Xiaomao: This is what we should do. We have understood today’s banquet. We have other work, so we will leave first... Daomadan: No, don’t go... (The village chief has already left) (Daomadan, Cui Hua faced the audience together and began to sing) Daomadan, Cuihua: Beat the bamboo board, ring it, and let’s get on the stage together. You take the stage and I take the stage to cheer for the construction of new rural areas. The county party committee and government have made arrangements, and the construction of new rural areas is being rolled out. You come, and I come too, to sing Three Villages and Four Modernizations. Let's all come together to sing about the construction of new rural areas, sing - come - come! Three villages and four modernizations will add new sceneries, and the elders in the countryside will be so happy. New trends and civilization have been established, and the villagers have harmoniously reflected their smiling faces. The eighty-year-old man is very happy. The roads are clean and practical, and the rice is also clean. Walking eastward and looking on both sides, there are people visiting all year round. The flowers are red, the grass is green, and the fields are planted with grass to raise livestock. The water in the winding river is clear and clear, and the confinement of beef cattle is the most exciting. New types of housing are going up, and firecrackers are going off in planting and breeding communities. The application of technology to farming has greatly increased the production of peppers in Leye. A pound of chili pepper costs three yuan, and the per capita income increases by eight hundred yuan. Having money makes me feel happy, every household drives a four-wheeler, and every family has new ideas. Needless to say about electric cooking appliances, every household has built a well-off house. There is a refrigerator, a color TV, and biogas cooking is really convenient. Washing machines and air conditioners are common in every household. \"Ben Si\"Computers have entered the farmhouse, and information on getting rich depends entirely on it. (End of the play)