A long Chinese tongue-twister (1)
There came a big hitchhiker's tail-eared dog from his eldest uncle's family in the south, and a two-hitchhiker's tail-eared dog from his second eldest uncle's family in the north. I don't know whether it was the big hitchhiking tail-eared dog of his eldest uncle's family that first bit the two hitchhiking tail-eared dog of his second eldest uncle's family; or whether it was the two hitchhiking tail-eared dog of his second eldest uncle's family that first bit the big hitchhiking tail-eared dog of his eldest uncle's family.
Super long Chinese tongue twister (2)
Sixty-six years old Lu old man, built sixty-six buildings, bought sixty-six baskets of oil, raised sixty-six cows, planted sixty-six willow trees. Sixty-six baskets of oil, piled up in sixty-six buildings; sixty-six cows, buckled in sixty-six willow trees. Suddenly a gust of wind rose, blew down the sixty-six buildings, overturned the sixty-six basket oil, broke the sixty-six willow, smashed the sixty-six head of cattle, anxious death of the sixty-six-year-old Lu old man.
The Chinese word for "long" (超长中文绕口令)
There is a building in Liulin Town, and Liu Laoliu lives in the building. One day, there came Niu Laoliu, leading six monkeys; there came Hou Laoliu, pulling six cows; there came Qiu Laoliu, carrying six baskets of oil; there came You Laoliu, carrying six silks. Niu Laoliu, Hou Laoliu, Qiu Laoliu, You Laoliu, live on Liu Laoliu's six buildings, in the middle of the night, the cow against the monkey, the monkey fights with the cow, knocked down the Qiu Laoliu's oil, the oil is bad You Laoliu's silk. The cow old six to help hate the old six to collect the oil, Hou Lao six to help you wash off the silk on the oil, tethered cattle, watch the monkey, go upstairs together to drink.
The longest Chinese tongue twister (4)
On the mountain there are three old men, under the mountain there are three boys, and on the mountainside there are three brothers and three sisters-in-law.
Super long Chinese tongue twister (5)
Si Xiaosi and Shi Xiaoshi went to the market at 14:40 on April 14th, Si Xiaosi bought 44 pounds of tomatoes and Shi Xiaoshi bought 14 pounds of fine silk. Si Xiaosi wanted to take 44 catties of tomatoes for 14 catties of fine silkworms for Shi Xiaoshi. Shi Xiaoshi won't exchange 44 catties of fine silk for 44 catties of tomatoes. Si Xiaosi said I forty-four pounds and four taels of tomatoes can increase nutrition to prevent myopia, Shi Xiaoshi said I fourteen pounds and four taels of fine silk can weave silk weaving satin and pumping silk.
The big hitchhiking tail-eared dog of his great-uncle's family bit the two hitchhiking tail-eared dog of his second-uncle's family;
the two hitchhiking tail-eared dog of his second-uncle's family also bit the big hitchhiking tail-eared dog of his great-uncle's family.
I don't know whether it was his great uncle's big hitchhiker's tail-eared dog that first bit his second uncle's two-hitchhiker's tail-eared dog;
or his second uncle's two-hitchhiker's tail-eared dog that first bit his great uncle's big hitchhiker's tail-eared dog.
2. Fat tender tender eight catty chickens
My family had a fat tender eight catty chickens,
flew in the backyard of Zhang's house,
Zhang's backyard had a fat tender eight catty dog,
bit my fat tender eight catty chickens,
sold his fat tender eight catty dogs,
compensated me for my fat tender eight catty chickens.
The dog was not the first to bite my chicken,
and the chicken was not the only one to bite. Nonsense foot black and white two road out of the police car open road you quickly go you a group of two white 3 fist 4 axis no inflammation six color seven up eight down five flowers a variety of three long and two short a thousand changes 50,000 ten thousand colors ten thousand purple thousand red in the Dabili to organize the language of the deep space to evolve a little bit of your looks of ~! ~ gas dead me small service ah you in with me to pretend I'm a big fist to you to hit the Siberian call you hold the polar bear called Dad
4. Autumn wind blowing
Autumn wind blowing, the tree branches shaking, red and yellow leaves fall down.
The red leaves, the yellow leaves, and the butterflies.
5. Auntie hated Linniang
Auntie hated Linniang
Auntie beat Linniang
Linniang beat Auntie
Yinniang came to fight and was beaten by both of them
6. The six-two-nine oil is to be exchanged for nine-two-six wine, and the nine-two-nine wine is not to be exchanged for the six-two-nine oil.
7. Bai Lao Biao
Bai Lao Biao planted eight white fruit trees in front of the door,
from the north flew eight white eight children do not know where to live.
The white old eight took eight bada sticks to beat the eight white bada children,
The eight bada children flew up to the eight white fruit trees,
I don't know whether the white old eight took the eight bada sticks to hit the eight white bada children,
or hit the eight white fruit trees.
8. Build a house
Pick up a small stone,
Draw a square grid on the ground,
Draw a good grid to build a house,
Draw a big square grid to build a big house,
Draw a small square grid to build a small house,
Upstairs the house is divided among pigeons,
Downstairs the house is divided among rabbits.
9. Peking Opera and Aphorisms
Peking Opera is called Peking Opera,
and Aphorisms are called Aphorisms.
Peking Opera cannot be called a cautionary tale,
and a cautionary tale cannot be called a Peking Opera.
10. Still a one
One, a one is a one;
One, two, two, one, still a one;
One, two, three, three, two, one, two, one, still a one;
One, two, three, four, four, three, two, one, three, two, two, one, still a one;
One, two, three, four, five, five, four, three, two, four, three, three, one, two, one. five-four-three-two-one, six-five-four-three-two-one, five-four-three-two-one, four-three-two-one, three-two-one, two-one, still a one;
one-two-three-four-five-six-seven-eight-nine, nine-eight-seven-six-five-four-three-two-one, eight-seven-six-five-four-three-two-one, seven-six-five-four-three-two-one, six-five-four-three-two-one, five-four-three-two-one, five-four-three-two-one, four-three-two-one, three-two-one, two-one, still a one;
one-two-three-four-five-six-seven-eight-nine, nineteen eight seven six five four three two one, nine eight seven six five four three two one, eight seven six five four three two one, seven six five four three two one, six five four three two one, five four three two one, five four three two one, four three two one, three two one, two one, still a one.
11. Shoes and Eggplant
Grandpa buys a pair of shoes, and grandma buys a catty of eggplant.
Grandpa loves to eat the eggplant cooked by grandma,
grandma loves to wear the shoes picked by grandpa,
grandparents try the shoes after eating the eggplant.
12. Mending Pants
A piece of coarse cloth,
A pair of coarse pants,
Brother's house mending pants,
Flying needles and threads do it by themselves.
Rough cloth on rough pants,
Rough cloth on rough pants,
Rough pants on brother's house,
Hard work and simplicity to remember.
13. Basin and shed
A basin in the sky,
A shed underground,
Basin touching the shed, shed touching the basin,
Shed collapsed, the basin broken,
Is the shed to compensate for the basin,
Or the basin to compensate for the shed?
Chinese humor funny tongue twister
Chinese humor funny tongue twister (1)
Liu Liu led the ox through the wide ditch,
The ox carried a basket on its back,
The basket was full of basket beans.
Ditch wide cattle jump basket roll ditch,
Basket roll ditch, scattered beans.
Pick up the beans, pick up the beans to load the basket, load the basket on the ditch, on the ditch to lead the ox towards the front.
Chinese humor funny tongue twister (2)
Liu Lin town has a six building,
Liu Lao Liu live in the six building.
One day,
came Niu Laoliu,
leading six monkeys;
came Hou Laoliu,
pulling six oxen;
came Qiu Laoliu,
burdened with six baskets of oil;
came You Laoliu,
carrying four pieces of silk.
Niu Laoliu, Hou Laoliu, Qiu Laoliu, You Laoliu,
lived in Liu Laoliu's building.
In the middle of the night,
the ox resisted the monkey,
the monkey fought with the ox,
the oil knocked down the oil of Liu Laoliu,
the oil spoiled the silk of You Laoliu.
Chou Laoliu pulled up Niu Laoliu to compensate for the oil,
You Laoliu pulled up Hou Laoliu to compensate for the silk,
Niu Laoliu complained about Hou Laoliu's ox,
Hou Laoliu complained about Niu Laoliu's monkey.
Chinese humor funny tongue twister (3)
Sixty-six years old Lu old man,
built sixty-six buildings,
bought sixty-six baskets of oil,
raised sixty-six cows,
planted sixty-six willow trees.
Sixty-six baskets of oil,
piled up in sixty-six buildings;
sixty-six cows,
detained in sixty-six willow trees.
Suddenly a gust of wind came up,
blew down the sixty-six buildings,
overturned the sixty-six baskets of oil,
broke the sixty-six weeping willows,
smashed the sixty-six cows,
and hurriedly killed the sixty-six-year-old old man Lu.
Chinese humor funny tongue twister (4)
Behind the building there is a willow ninety-nine,
ninety-nine people weave willow basket.
Ninety-nine people,
Ninety-nine willows,
Ninety-nine willows weave ninety-nine wicker baskets.
Chinese humor funny tongue twister (5)
Sparrow's egg, skidding roll, Zhang's brother to buy powder.
The powder I bought, I don't know how to put it on.
The first thing I did was to buy a pot.
The first thing you need to do is to buy a pot, and you don't know how to cover it.
The drums were bought, but they could not be beaten, so they went to buy a knife.
The first thing I did was to buy a knife, and I couldn't cut it, so I went to buy iron.
I bought an iron, but I don't know how to beat it, so I went to buy a horse.
The horse that I bought, I don't know how to ride, so I went to buy a plow.
The plows are bought, but they don't know how to plow, so Zhang's brother went to buy needles.
I bought a needle, I don't know how to make it, so my brother went to buy a buckle.
Chinese humor funny tongue twister (6)
The son of Ma Da Ma is called Ma Da Da,
The mother of Ma Da Da is called Ma Da Ma.
Ma Da Ma asked Ma Da Da to buy twists,
Ma Da Da Da bought watermelon for Ma Da Ma.
Dame Ma tells Dame Ma to cut sesame seeds,
Dame Ma picks cotton for Dame Ma.
Dame Ma told Ma Dahar,
No more Ma Dahar in the future,
If Ma Dahar doesn't change Ma Dahar,
Dame Ma doesn't want Ma Dahar.
Chinese humor and funny tongue twister (7)
Oil extraction and oil leakage
There is oil under the sea, drilling and extracting the oil flow,
oil pipeline flow oil, oil extraction and transportation do not leakage,
leakage of the oil pollution of the sea, the fish and shrimp seabirds do not stay.
Super long tongue twister: eighteen sorrows
Super long tongue twister: eighteen sorrows (I)
Leisurely cloud tour of the four continents, the human heart is like the Yangtze River like a stream, the gentleman is as light as water, the villain friend honey oil, light as water long to and fro, the honey oil not to the head, make friends always learn the peach garden three knot righteousness, do not learn that Sun Bin Pang Juan knot the enemy, sung by the sky is also sad, the ground is also sad, the mountain is also sad the water is also sad. It is sung that heaven is also worried about the earth, mountain is also worried about this water is also worried, the king is also worried about the minister is also worried, the father is also worried about this mother is also worried, the old is also worried, the young is also worried, the evil is also worried about the good is also worried, the poor is also worried about this rich is also worried, the duck is also worried about the geese is also worried, the cow is worried about the horse is worried about the eighteen is also worried. Ducks have flattened their beaks, geese are also worried about their heads, horses are saddled up to travel thousands of miles, cows are saddened by the cold winds, and the cows are sent to the soup kitchen to be slaughtered, and the cowhide drums and drums are sent to the bell and drum towers of the city, and the beef is pushed to be sold in the long streets, and the livers and stomachs and intestines are made to be a raked head, and the bones of the cows are made into mahjong tiles, and the pieces are put into pieces to make the colors, and the twos are put into five, and the three are put into four, and the three are put into four, and the one that has no money is made to be used. This three against the four, this youngest against the six this youngest not young six not six, cursing the color evil bones. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good look at this, but I'm sure you're going to be able to get a good look at this.
Super long tongue twister: eighteen sorrows (two)
What goes up the mountain squeaking and twisting, what goes down the mountain nodding chaotically, what has a head but no tail, what has a tail but no head, what has a leg to sit at home, what does not have a leg to travel to Bianzhou, what Zhaozhou Bridge, what people repair, what people stay in the jade balustrade, what people ride donkeys on the bridge to go, what people cart rolling road ditch, what people carry knives on the bridge to stand, what people strangle the horse to see the Spring and Autumn, what people white, what people black, what people black, what people strangle the horse to see the Spring and Autumn, what What kind of person is white, what kind of person is black, what kind of person has a big pile of beard, what kind of circle is in the sky, what kind of circle is in front of us, what kind of circle is sold on the long street, what kind of circle is on both sides of the road, what kind of blossom is high, what kind of blossom is hairy, what kind of blossom is no one can see, what kind of blossom is hairy, what kind of bird wears green and white, what kind of bird wears out the soapy boots, what kind of bird is clad with ten kinds of brocade and what kind of bird is clad with burlap pockets? Double doors, single open, I'll break the boredom of my own guess. The car up the mountain squeaked and twisted, the cripple down the mountain nodded his head chaotically, the toad has a head but no tail, the scorpion has a tail but no head, the board of the legged child sits at home, the legless child's grain ship travels to Bianzhou, Zhaozhou Bridge, Lu Ban repaired, the saint of the jade railing stayed, Zhang Guolao rode a donkey on the bridge to go, the Chai King's cart rolled a ditch, Zhou Cang carried the knife and stood on the bridge, the God of Guan looked at the Spring and Autumn Festival, Luo Chengbai, Jingde black, Zhang Fei's beard a whole lot of the moon is full in the sky, glasses in front of my eyes, burning the cake, the cake is full in the sky. The moon is round in the sky, the glasses are round in front of us, the biscuits are round and sold on the long street, the wheels are round and on both sides of the road, the sesame seeds are blooming, the rice tree is blooming, the hair is on the waist, the vines are blooming and no one can see them, the corn is blooming and the hair is on the mouth, the magpies are wearing the green and white, the crows are wearing the soapy boots, the pheasants are wearing the ten kinds of brocade, and the ospreys are wearing the burlap pockets.
Super long tongue twister: eighteen sorrows (three)
A black, two black, three, four, five, six, seven black, eight, nine, ten black, buy a tobacco bag ebony pole, grab the two ends of a black, the second girl to depict the eyebrow to play the sideburns, looking in a mirror two black, powder wall to write the word Chuan, look horizontally and vertically look at the three black, ivory table, ebony legs, put on the kang, four black, to buy a small chicken does not lay eggs, put on a cage to cover the black.
The mule is a good mule, it doesn't eat grass, so it's pulled to the street and walked to the black, the donkey doesn't carry a mill, so it's saddled and ridden to the black, the two sisters go to cut wheat in the south puddle, they lose their sickles and pull them out of the black, the kid in the moonhole is crazy, so he lights up a moxa stick and moxibustion it to the black, the melon seller dozes off and scatters a whole lot of seeds in a whisk broom and a dustpan, and picks them up one by one, and picks them up to the black.
Super long tongue twister: eighteen sorrows (four)
Out of the south door, face south, there is a face store face south, face store door hanging a blue cloth cotton door curtain, picked the blue cloth cotton door curtain, looked at the face store face south, hung the blue cloth cotton door curtain, look at the face store or face south.
Super long tongue twister: eighteen sorrows (five)
Bianlian long, bench wide, the bench is not as long as Bianlian, Bianlian is not as wide as the bench, Bianlian want to tie in the bench, the bench does not allow Bianlian to tie in the bench, Bianlian want to Bianlian tied in the bench.
Super long tongue twister: eighteen sorrows (six)
Idle nothing out of the city west, the trees Langlin counted Qi, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, seven, six, five, four, three, two, six, five, four, three, two, four, three, four, three, two, three, three, two, one, one, a half a day counting a tree, a tree grows seven branches, seven branches seven kinds of fruits, the fruit is betel, oranges, tangerines, persimmons, plums, chestnuts, and pears.