2, trying to figure out people's mood is a tiring task.
Everything is tempered into steel. I feel that if you practice again, you will become a gourd doll.
I'm here to apologize for my ignorance of you before.
5. You murdered all the feelings in the past.
6. Don't want to live or die. Live if you can't die.
7. It doesn't matter if I am misunderstood. I'm ready for the courage to be a bad guy.
Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away.
9. Although I can't beautify my mind, I can demonize evil.
10, I don't care about my ugliness, and I don't care about her beauty.
1 1, the words pathetic and pathetic are used on you, and I feel defiled.
12, you deserve it, you deserve to come to this world and pollute the air.
13, the first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.
14. People like you are wasting oxygen in the air if they live one more day.
15, don't challenge my endurance, or I'll make you cry rhythmically.
16. When you die, I will burn more paper dolls for you.
17, you are just a landscape I have encountered in my life.
18, it is better to arm yourself than to please others.
19, when you grow up, you should strive for the awesome power that you blew when you were a child.
Before you leave, I'll give you a taste of being dumped.
2 1, cucumber must be shot, life must be high, and short life does not leave regrets.
22. It is more reliable to advise you not to have plastic surgery, or to be reborn as soon as possible.
23. Get to the point, don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.
There are so many idiots in the world, but you are the best among them.
I can smoke, fight and drink, but I can't lose love.
26. I suggest you drink regret medicine instead of rat medicine.
27. You elusive person, which is your pit?
28. Excuse me, where is the handsome guy? There are two smelly dogs everywhere in the street.
29. People who format others with their own ideas.
30. The money in the bank is my business, and the money on me is your business.
3 1. Achievement is a key indicator to measure the quality of students and the amount of teachers' bonuses.
Chickens like to be called miss because it sounds better.
A dog jumping over a wall is better than a rabbit biting.
34, cure "cataract", not a baiwenhang.
35. You can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself in pain, you can't take care of yourself in the result, and you can't be self-sufficient in happiness.
36, wasting time, squandering this time, this is the life I want.
Don't pose in front of me, I'm afraid I can't help dropping my camera.
38. Time is like cleavage, and there will always be a squeeze.
39. Each of us is quite a dreamer. Dreams are gone, only homesickness is left.
40. I am not a genius, because my first step is not to wear finch diapers.
4 1. When I love you, I get the eye of a needle, and only I suffer.
42. If you get a tan, you can't be an idiot.
43. Don't think that a fox will chase you just because there is a piece of meat in your mouth.
44. Don't say anything if you don't want to be blacklisted, okay?
45. What's the use of being handsome? Ability is an all-round man.
46. Are you dressed so beautifully to set me off?
47. There is a lot of carbon dioxide here. Are you polluting it?
48. Beggars don't even want to pass by your house, really!
49, is a femme fatale, but the throat is a little thick.
50, you are black, and any detergent can't be cleaned.
202 1 Hot Funny Talk about some sentences that are funnier than exclusive hilarity.
1. Don't ask me for emotional advice. I am single. I suggest breaking up.
When will it be my turn to have a sweet love
3. Accept new blows in high spirits every day.
You can go as far as you want.
5. After breaking up, you think I sacrificed me, and you die, and it's over.
Only when there is a long queue at the railway station do we really realize that we are descendants of the dragon.
7. The best way to make someone forget you is to borrow money from him and not pay it back.
8. You look like the scene of a car accident.
9. Sometimes what we miss is not that we have loved, but that we have lost weight!
10. If I am not handsome, how can I be worthy of someone who secretly loves me?
1 1.
12. It's windy outside. what can I do for you?
13. Where did you fall? Just lie down.
14. I have a thick powder on my face and a ronin living in my heart.
15. Do you think people with sleep problems fall asleep with others in their arms?
Funny than funny.
1. Because the triangle is fixed, the love triangle is stable.
2. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but between you and me.
I always have a question: What did the first person in the world know that milk can be drunk do to the cow?
4. I'm sorry, I didn't grow up to be what you like, didn't develop your favorite personality, and didn't make you move.
5, my future husband is definitely a road idiot, otherwise why can't I find it now!
6. When you speak ill of me, can you feel like cooking without embellishing it?
7. He can break white shorts into chrysanthemums when he farts.
8. Hey, who's that? I have never seen a purer child than Telunsu.
9. I regard money as dirt and my father regards me as a septic tank.
10, why did Chang 'e fly to the moon = = Houyi shoot for nine days, even the gods couldn't stand it.
1 1. Watching time in bed every morning is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.
12, whether the thin man says he is fat or embarrassed, the fat man will think that the thin man is showing off.
13. What are the two little draggers on the giraffe's head? Some people say that it is a deer walker, and the zoo wifi depends on it!
14, if you want to fight, I will fight! I have a line of fire. I'm stupid.
15, when Russia put on wedding clothes. When you put on the cassock. This kind of life is enough for Russia.
16, the mood at work is heavier than going to the grave.
17, the sky is gray, the eyes are boundless, and the days without money are too long!
18, Doraemon said: Daxiong, what you want is not me, just that pocket.
19, you are not too handsome, but too ugly!
20. The idiom "an instant hit" actually describes female artists in ancient and modern times, at home and abroad.
2 1, when you hear the bell, take out your mobile phone first, and then start the most boring thing in life.
I have a little donkey. I ride a date, and someone else drives a Ferrari. I am never surprised.
The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but from Monday morning to Friday afternoon.
24. I keep a low profile because I can't keep a high profile.
25. Since you can't afford to drive a bike, drive hard!
Tell me when you want to marry a daughter-in-law, and I will marry you.
27. Husband is like a dog on the side of the road. Whoever has the ability will be taken away.
28. I am not a good horse, but I am definitely not an ordinary donkey.
29. The sun shone in the sky and all the flowers died.
30. If you don't deteriorate in silence, you will be abnormal in silence.
3 1, whenever the school is cleaned, it will say "You should regard the school as your home"! Whenever you are late, say "You think school is your home"!
32. Heaven makes you die, God makes you disappear, and people make us part.
33. Who says being short is bad? Don't talk to me with your head down if you dare.
34. If two people are together for a long time, gazing at each other is also a romantic thing.
35. I don't like to tidy my room. They all call me a messy room hero.
36. It's good to listen to English songs. After listening for half a year, I am not tired, because I don't understand.
37. The little girl selling flowers pulled me: "Big Brother, buy flowers, and you will know that you are a playboy at a glance."
38. If I throw you to Africa, you won't say your girlfriend is black.
39. People who cheat Russian feelings will hurt you rhythmically.
40. Life is too short to miss.
4 1, spring has come, and someone has followed.
42. Since ancient times, no one has died. Bitch dies first, then I die.
43, alas ~ you look so sad, I really admire your courage to live.
You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be your last words.
45, the world is so big, why only take me a spoonful.
46. The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.
47. "Happiness" means eating and sleeping.
48. The success of a person's life depends on the memorial service.
49. I never dare to think about whether tomorrow will be better. I just want to eat my next meal.
50. Come on, you live like a jack-o'-lantern, and you want to illuminate others?
202 1 Funny talk about the leaderboard is more interesting than exclusive funny talk about it.
1. Sorry, buddy, you're blocking my cell phone signal.
If you don't work hard now, you will remove all the bricks that others knock on the wall in the future.
I really envy you for showing love in your circle of friends. After all, Eddie Peng Yuyan Yu Yan and I can't make this public.
I finally ended my single life in the first half of the year and started the second half.
I want the whole world to know that I'm keeping a low profile.
6. At our age, there is no such thing as partiality, and all the guests are here.
7. People nowadays are glamorous. In fact, you don't know how much money she owes by secretly spending money.
8. Time is like cleavage. There will always be a squeeze, but it will be gone as soon as you lie down.
9. I usually rely on threats to do what a beautiful girl can do.
10. Ouch, are you too busy to go to the toilet by yourself?
1 1. Don't complain that God is unfair to you. In fact, God doesn't know who you are.
12. I don't want to keep cats and dogs, but I want to keep you. After all, I raise pigs to make a fortune.
13. I really laughed when someone said I was ugly. You haven't met my friend.
14. Someone was sitting next to me. I went to slap you and you crushed my invisible wings.
15. Don't think that your life in Gao Fushuai will be smooth sailing without regrets. Daniel Wu hasn't had my WeChat since 4 1 this year.
16. I loved you very much yesterday, but I don't love you today. It depends on my mood tomorrow.
17. No wonder I can't lose weight.
18. Spring is never biased. She sent a spring to everyone.
19. How to pick up girls? How many degrees is appropriate?
20. Your stupidity is always so creative.
2 1. I can eat by my face, but I have to work hard. This is the gap between me and Mingming.
When I was a child, I thought people all over the world liked me. I didn't know until I grew up that it was the whole universe.
23. When I came to this world, I didn't intend to go back alive!
24. Some things are impossible. Leave them till tomorrow. If you are lucky, you won't have to do it when you die tomorrow.
25. Son, fools can't be resurrected!
26. My advantage is that I can correct my mistakes. My shortcoming is that I never feel wrong.
27. You are not easy to get fat after drinking water. You are forgetful after eating a lot of food and thinking that you have only drunk a few mouthfuls.
28. At our age, you must wear a helmet when driving an electric car, or you will be driven away by BMW.