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What are some cold jokes that make you want to laugh when you read them?
A man went to take his friend to visit his grandmother. While he was talking to his grandmother, his friend started to eat the peanuts that were on the coffee table, and when they left, his friend said to his grandmother, "Thank you for the peanuts," to which she responded, "Oh, yeah! Uh-huh! LOL! Ever since I lost all my teeth, all I can do is suck off the outer layer of chocolate. Getting old, ahem.

Some people love the dish "Spicy Vermicelli Casserole". Once, he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish again. But the waiter told him that the dish was sold out. "Is it really sold out?" he asked, disappointed. "Sir, it's really sold out. You see, the last portion was sold to the gentleman at that table." The waiter replied. The man followed the waiter's pointing and saw a very decent gentleman sitting at the neighboring table. The gentleman had already eaten almost all of his meal, but the "Spicy Vermicelli Casserole" was still full. The man felt that the gentleman was wasting his food, so he walked up to the gentleman, pointed to the "Spicy Vermicelli Casserole" and asked politely, "Sir, do you want more?" The gentleman shook his head in a dignified manner. So the man immediately sat down, picked up the spoon and gobbled it up. The wind rolled up, a moment half of the stomach, suddenly he realized that in the bottom of the casserole lying a very small, very small, but the fur has grown full of mice. With a wave of nausea, the man spat all the vermicelli he had eaten back into the casserole. When he was there to turn his stomach, the gentleman looked at him with a very sympathetic eye and said, "It's disgusting, isn't it? Just now I did the same thing ......"

This day, the hotel owner was making his rounds in the lobby. Came a beggar went up and said, "Boss give a toothpick okay?" The boss gave him one to send away. A moment later, another beggar also came to ask for toothpicks. Boss thought now this beggar how do not want to rice to change the toothpick? Also give him the same one sent away, not too old, and came to a beggar. The boss said to him, "you are also to ask for toothpicks?" The beggar said: "there is a person vomited, but I was a step late, has been in front of the two beggars to eat all the food, now only the soup is left. Can you give me a straw?

One day, the three explorers finally looked for the "Valley of Hope", the legend says, as long as you stand in the valley and shout what you want in your heart, and then jump down to the valley, you will get a pit full of things you want. So the three of them decided to give it a try.

The first one was a lecher, so he shouted "Woman! Woman!" He jumped down and there was a pit full of beautiful women waiting for him.

The second was a nerd, so he yelled "Book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book!" Then, he jumped into the valley and got a pit full of books.

The third was an indecisive man, who couldn't decide on his favorite, and after an hour, he finally made up his mind that the money was the most useful, so he walked to the valley. He accidentally kicked a stone, he cursed "shit!" unexpectedly an unsteady center of gravity fell down the valley.

Once upon a time, there was a little sheep, one day he went out to play, and ran into the big bad wolf. The big bad wolf said: I'm going to eat you! The lamb was shocked! Guess what happened? The big bad wolf ate the lamb.

The white rabbit early in the morning on the happy out of the door, walking walking met the big bad wolf, the big bad wolf grabbed the white rabbit snap! Smoked it two big mouth, and then said: "I told you not to bring a hat!" The next day, the white rabbit put on the hat and went out, walking and met the big bad wolf, the big bad wolf and grabbed the white rabbit and snapped! Smoked it two big mouth: "I let you wear a hat!"