Funny network pop sayings selected one:
1, not to flirt with the world to surprise the world, to move the world with lewdness
2, ask the gentleman can have a few sorrows, just like a group of eunuchs on the greenhouse
3, friends you will be far away today, please dry this white girl.
4, give me a boatload of women, I can call myself exhausted!
5, God gave you a pair of wings, you should be red-hot
6, peacock desperately open the screen, but reveal the asshole!
7, no money, no power, and then do not treat you better, you can follow me?
8, when the moon is over, ask the sky for a drink, and the sky says: "Get out of here, I'm so busy, I don't have time to pay attention to you, look at the weather forecast by yourself.
10, even if I am a toad, I will never marry a female toad.
11, you blind ah? You can't see such a big shield, but you want to throw a stone at my head!
12, people always have to make mistakes, otherwise the right road is overcrowded.
13, all the love that is engraved in the soul are souls wandering away from the moment of bed!
14, the teacher lady, you from the old line! A long, long time later, Mrs. Master, you will spare the old line!
15, I turned her from a girl into a woman; she turned me from a boy into a poor man.
16, a flower store advertisement: today the store's roses are sold at the cheapest price, and you can even buy a few for your wife.
17, about thongs: before, take off the panties to see the butt; now, pull out the butt to see the panties
18, single is very painful, single for a long time more painful, a few days ago, I saw a sow, I think it is clear-eyed
19, beheading counts for nothing, the head fell off, but a bowl of big scars, 18 years after the old man is a zombie
20, the star off a little bit more famous, but also a little bit more famous. The stars can be more famous if they take off a little bit, but I was arrested when I took off all my clothes!
21, I think a fly lying on the glass, the future is bright, and I can not find a way out
22, bathing is the ass to enjoy the blessings of the head to eat; watching movies is the head to enjoy the blessings of the ass to eat, listen to your speech is the head, the ass to eat.
23, since ancient times, the Internet is not a delicate woman, a line of rows of flowers, occasionally a few pairs of mandarin ducks, birds, but also pheasants with the color of the wolf.
24, I will not speak, a see more people on the stuttering, like sheep shit, not your flavor please bear with me.
Funny network buzzwords to say selected two:
1, smoke, is a kind of life art; looking for smoke, is a kind of life attitude.
2, the upper class people, always like to do something dirty.
3, do not seek the door is right, only to feel in place.
4, stay up late, because there is no courage to end the day; bed, because there is no courage to start the day.
5, poor Nike, rich Adi, rogue a Armani. A little bit of quotations network
6, brother smoking, because it hurts lungs, not sad.
7, usually scolded you even if, have to wait for me to beat you, only to know that I have both martial arts
8, life is short, must be sexy.
9, the first line: perhaps seems to be probably; the second line: however, may not see.
10, some things do not have to lift the bar, surface obedience secretly rebel.
11, the courage to admit fault, determined not to change.
12, the man is a dog, who has the ability to take away.
13, the oath is just a momentary lapse of words.
14, woke up in the morning I thought I grew up, the original is the quilt cover horizontal.
15, cough! What should be said, should not be said in a whisper.
16, I suggest that everyone on my looks, understand the main, appreciate as a supplement.
17, from heaven to hell, brother just passing through the earth.
18, in fact, I am very geeky, just geeky in the question of who's home.
19, the master is not your little raccoon, play not your joy.
20, stupid and not stupid, depending on whether you will play stupid.
21, for the girl: out to mix, sooner or later is to be pregnant.
22, women chasing men, a layer of yarn. Men chasing women, a layer of mom.
23, I like people, are in the hard disk.
24, youth, you too pox!
25, Mrs. Shi, after wearing the old Na's surplice, you are the old Na's person
Network buzzwords Daquan
1.2B is not just a pencil, but also you.
2. Love, not missing to find, more not tired to change
3. Love is a cup of wine I carefully hold to the beloved he accidentally touched the sprinkle so I blended on the water
4. Crush is the success of the mime, to say it out to become a tragedy!
5. Plant you in a flower pot so that you also know know what is a plant!
6. Mix NIANG vegetables, buy beans HU, and season NIAO, cut lamb!
7. Protect yourself, love others, please do not come out in the middle of the night to scare people ...
8. Don't ask my sister, baidu knows more than my sister, there are problems to find him!
9. Don't say love to others easily, don't be stubborn to open the door to others' hearts and leave with a joke
10. erection is not everything, but can't get an erection is million can't!
11. Not wearing a couple's clothes can pretend to be a couple, not the world of lovers are able to be together
12. Not I do not fold the quilt, mainly because I love the old, is like to sleep the day before the quilt slept on.
13. It is not that I do not smile, a smile powder off.
14. Don't discharge electricity to your brother, your sister-in-law has caller ID.
15. Big women can't live without power, small women can't live without money!
16. Wait for me kid, sister must appear in your family account book, when you can not be your wife to do your stepmother.
17. Be good to yourself, because a lifetime is not long; be good to the people around you, because the next life is not necessarily able to meet.
18. Can't reach it, left foot on the right foot to try
19. A big pile of fresh meat ah!
20. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used it to roll my eyes.
21. That love why not say it, some things lost will never come back.
22. Bitch will always be a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can not be expensive!
23. The middle of the place grounded ah ~
24. Even if you want to cry again, but also to smile and say: your big brother!
25. Happiness is disguised for others to see.
26. Two ears do not hear outside the window, a heart only watch soap opera.
27. After two people completely broke up, either party sends a text message on the other's birthday every year to send blessings, so as to prove: you see, although we broke up, but I still remember you, and even remember your birthday. Is completely unnecessary shit behavior, you take people as a martyr's mausoleum?
28. No one holds my hand, I'll just - put it in my pocket.
29. There is no one to look down on you, because others simply did not look at you, everyone is very busy!
30. Everyone will be tired, no one can bear everything for you. Tired, will be the heart of the shore
31. Everyone should love animals, because they are very delicious.
32. A fierce look at you is not good, a closer look is not as good as a fierce look ...
33. When will the moon come out? The sky said: roll NMD, I'm so busy, which have time to care about you, they look at the weather forecast to go!
34. What do you really like about me?
35. Your words, I do not even believe in punctuation.
36. You are the first apprehension in my heart, always thrilling me.
37. You love enemy and once betrayed you fell into the river at the same time, and they can not swim, you are the choice of bouncing or to go to KTV?
38. You a hundred assured that I will not say anything to kill you.
39. You think you are redundant, in fact... You are really superfluous!
40. Your complex features can not hide your simple intelligence.
41. Women's tears are the most useless liquid, but you let women shed tears shows that you are very useless.
42. The only difference between a friend and an assassin is that the assassin stabs you in the back, and you turn around and say in pain, ah, you are? The only difference between a friend and an assassin is that the assassin stabs you in the back, and you turn around and say in pain, ah, you are?
43. Please tell the prince, the old lady is still on the road of thorns and thistles, there are snowy mountains have not yet been overturned, the river has not yet been crossed, the dragon has not been killed, and the handsome man has not been soaked to tell him to continue to die and sleep
44. The whole world is in the disguise, only I acted unlike, not waiting for you guys to disperse the game, I take the initiative to go out.
45. Let me shout here in a low profile, your past I was too late to participate, your future killed me do not want to participate.
46. If life is only as good as the first time you see, why feel the need to leave. Said goodbye, perhaps never see again
47. life - school - school class after school after school vacation graduation old regret died
48. if very like a person, then, to keep a friend distance, so that a lifetime will not be lost
49. if my life is a movie, you're the ads that pop up.
50. If I'm really good, why don't you
51. If I become the emperor, I'll seal you as the crown prince!
52. If one day I become a colorful wolf, please do not forget that I am also innocent.
53. Give and take, give and take, give and take, forget what to forget, give up what to give up, change what can be changed, accept what can't be changed.
54. The world is so chaotic, pretend to be pure to see who.
55. The world is ours and our sons', but ultimately it's the grandchildren's.
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56. There are three kinds of people in the world: one is the person whose conscience is eaten by the dog, the second is the person whose conscience is not eaten by the dog, and the third is the person whose conscience is not even eaten by the dog.
57. Marshmallow is our honorary name for rats
58. Who will not be who is who, who is who passes by, who can not stay who's heart, who can not have who.
59. The so-called pure friendship between men and women, there are only two cases: girls are very manly, boys are very effeminate
60. Hate me so much, you count the old
61. play feelings? I'll make you cry in rhythm...
62. I am not the offspring of the rich! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!
63. I don't organize the room, I am a messy room.
64. I would like to accidentally grow old with you.
65. China's ancient times there is a magic weapon to rule the country: the yellow calendar. To population growth, write more appropriate housing; to demolition so that the people are not angry, write more appropriate to move the earth; do not want them on the street trouble, write the taboo travel
66. I am Paris L'Oreal, you deserve it!
67. Our life has too much helplessness, we can not change, and powerless to change, worse, we lost the idea of change
68. I have time to play with you ah, like me such a big name, this year's schedule has long been full, I have a lot of many movies, TV shows and commercials to see ah.
69. I'm a skinny guy, I can count the ribs when I'm sad!
70. Do I go to Huzhou or Fuzhou? Dad where to go ah!
71. I said this big brother, I'm not a grass boat, your bitch not always to me here messy hair!
72. I admire myself too much, and sometimes when I look in the mirror, I kowtow to myself!
73. I like myself now, I miss the past us. Do not miss, do not miss, miss can not return to the past.
74. I thought you started to decadent, only to find that you have been heartless.
75. I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But you forced me to do so!
76. 50 cents and 50 cents are the happiest because they come together.
77. Like you for a long time, waiting for you for a long time, and now I have to leave you, longer than a long, long time
78. Like is light, love is deep. I heard that happiness is very simple, simple to the time a wash on the washout.
79. Now the women, the daytime is non-sincere, the night is to let the bullets fly, the result is a lot of Zhao matter orphans.
80. When you want to cry, find a place where no one cried a lot, after crying, do not forget to hang the original smile on the face.
81. The new century women: on the hall, down to the kitchen, write a code, check out abnormalities, kill the Trojan horse, over the fence, open up a good car, can afford to buy a new house, fight over the milk, fight over the hooligans....
82. It's the right thing to do, when the wound is growing flesh, the nerve endings are also growing.
83. To love, please love y, do not love please go away.
84. A person can like a lot of people, can also be a lot of people like but ultimately can only choose one and loyal to this choice.
85. A foot can not figure out your shit, count your pull clean!
86. The courage to admit fault, determined not to change.
87. Someone sprinkled you all over the oil, said to you: do not worry, there is Omnicom full-automatic, what do you do? Hit him with kidney loss, said to him don't worry, there are six flavors of di Huang pill, cure kidney loss, no sugar.
88. Something directly to the point, do not take your ignorance, challenge my blacklist.
89. In the workplace should be like Conan, there is a kind of I go where let others die to where the domineering.
90. True love is like a UFO, all just heard of, but no one has seen.
91. Knowing that you're not doing well, I'm relieved
92. The left brain is full of water, the right brain is full of flour, do not move then just, a move is all paste.
2021 network buzzwords1, the world is so big, I want to see
April 14, 20xx, a resignation letter triggered a hot comment, the reason for resignation is only 10 words, and was rated by the netizens as the most emotional resignation letter in history. Some netizens tease: the first line: the world is so big, I want to go to see; the second line: the wallet is so small, where can not go; crossword: good work.
2, the important thing to say three times
The earliest is a real estate website's radio jingle: go straight, go straight, go straight, the important thing to say three times. This advertisement was launched, and quickly spread all over the major radio stations.
3, you city people really know how to play
4, for the country to protect the market
20xx May to early July, China's stock market evaporated trillions. At this time, the network launched a for the country to protect the slogan, meaning that do not sell stocks for personal interests, but for the overall interests of the country and the stability of the stock market, do not sell and do not reduce the number of shares.
5, obviously can rely on the face to eat, but prefer to rely on talent
A Jialing's former clean photo was turned out by the netizens, we were surprised to find that self-deprecating often arm wrestling with the boys Jialing was once a goddess! And Jialing responded on Weibo: I y interpreted: obviously can rely on the face to eat, but to rely on talent.
6, I want to be quiet
The original intention is to let me be quiet, and on the network is mostly deliberately misinterpreted as I miss quiet. Netizens scrambled to quote, don't look for me, I want to be quiet, don't ask me who is quiet.
7, scared the baby
8, the heart is almost collapsed
originated from a domestic comic book author in 20xx in a media interview said a sentence of my heart is almost collapsed, the netizens scrambled to use.
9, my mother is my mother
Derived from the public Mr. Chen how to prove that my mother is my mother's strange encounter Mr. Chen's family of three is ready to travel out of the country, but was asked to produce Mr. Chen and the emergency contact person's mother and child relationship certificate. In addition to proving that my mother is my mother, a variety of self-certification of innocence so that people running around, speechless.
10, mainly depends on the temperament
refers to Wang Xinling in the new album "dare to want to dare not" in a set of eating burger album modeling, was rated by netizens mainly depends on the temperament. And in a short period of time topped the first hot search, triggering the whole nation to follow the trend of tanning temperament figure!
11, Duang
Meaning: add special effects, including a playful expression of fun flavor.
Origin: In February of this year, an advertisement endorsed by Jackie Chan that had been counterfeited was dug up by netizens for a new round of spoofs, and netizens synchronized this advertisement with Pang Mellang's My Skateboarding Shoes to become My Shampoo, which Jackie Chan described as a duang word in the advertisement with an exaggerated gesture to make a deep impression on people's black and shiny hair, and duang quickly became an Internet buzzword. The first time I've seen this, I've seen it on the Internet.
An example: dang is about to start school, and the late procrastinator's graduation design theme report and thesis translation have not moved a word, so it's a good thing.
12, We are lumberjack
Origin: In the variety show "Run Bar Brothers", Deng Chao's sentence we are lumberjack (family), so that the presence of the brotherhood and the director of the group instantly sprayed with laughter, and self-appointed schoolboys he also triggered a collective of netizens spit. Netizens teased: paragraph player Deng Chao, when the English class representative, the teacher cried.
13, you are ugly you sleep first
Stripped of the sentence you are ugly you say first. The origin of the proverbial ugly words in front, misinterpretation of the sentence into ugly, words in front. Further derivation into you ugly you first say, you ugly you first sleep, you ugly you first
14, tycoon, let's be good friends!
From the network to show off the rich
15, blame me
network buzzword blame me, quite meaningful, rhetorical question or ironic how to understand the whole depends on the mind of the audience. From the anime and League of Legends buzzwords, suitable for the understatement of these three words, you can mercilessly hit back at others, but also can be proud to pretend to be innocent to become the topic of the final word.
16, I am Ye Liangchen
Ye Liangchen who? A heartbroken girlfriend but Mary Sue text read more than the middle two teenagers! Hello, my name is Ye Liangchen, the leaf of Long Ao Tian, the Liang of Zhao Ritian, the Chen of Fulkang.
17, handed over to the state
Handed over to the state from the TV version of the "Tomb Raider", in order to successfully pass the trial, the protagonist Wu Qi changed the original tomb raiding rhetoric, and changed into all the artifacts seen to be handed over to the state, and so all the treasures in the film, can not get rid of the fate of the state, which triggered the original fans and watch the drama party's large-scale trolling.
18, sleep what sleep, get up and get high
This sentence first came from a short video on the microblogging, in the happy worship of the melody, the appearance of the magical male protagonist of the screen all kinds of self-talk, this sentence finally became a classic.
19, silly white sweet
Silly white sweet usually refers to the heroine of the TV series or movie, stupid and no heart, later used to describe the role of no acting skills. Silly white sweet has two directions, one is to refer to although the bridge is a little old, but the plot is not bloody, more beautiful and gentle sweet love story; the other can be used to describe the heroine in the love story, personality without heart, stupid and cute, so that people feel very warm.
20, fresh meat
Used to describe the young, handsome, muscular boys, generally refers to the age of 12-25 years of age between the character of pure, simple emotional experience, not much emotional experience, and handsome boys.
21, heart stuffed
Here refers to the heart blocked, difficult, uncomfortable with what is happening around them, but also can indicate that something is very speechless, can be translated as feel stifled, feel suffocated or feel very uncomfortable.
22,么么哒
Generally used for couples, girlfriends or better relations between people, expressed the meaning of close
23, you line you on ah
Means don't just deny others, try yourself first, I'm afraid that is not as good as others!
24, money is arbitrary
This sentence is also in 20xx red all over the country, someone knows he was cheated, but still to the fraudster remittance of 540,000 yuan. When the police asked him why, he said he just wanted to know how much more the crooks could cheat him! By the majority of netizens as: money is so arbitrary!
24, 666666
Widely believed to be from the League of Legends of the evaluation of teammates or opponents, netizens in order to save typing time and issued a series of numbers, with the same form of representation of 333. It's also a great way to get the most out of the game, as it's a great way to get the most out of the game, as it's a great way to get the most out of the game.
25, don't don't
So far there is no way to prove it. lol There is a special meaning, don't don't is miserable miserable meaning. The very, very meaning, double negative to express certainty.
26, Amway
From the United States of America, a direct marketing company Amway (Amway). Derived meaning --- strongly recommended (usually one thinks it is very good and wants to share it with others). The word has long broken through its original meaning in the circles of gaming, cosplayers, and anime, and has been derived into another new meaning: highly recommended. The meaning is similar to selling, recommending .
27, eat dirt
This word is associated with poverty, first from the manga. Later, it was gradually used by cosplayers to compare themselves: cosplayers burned money and were so poor that they could only eat dirt. In 20xx double eleven, will eat dirt two words to the climax. Netizens laugh at themselves in the double eleven carnival excessive shopping, spending overspending, poor to the next month can only eat dirt. The shopping seriously exceeded the budget, poor to next month can only eat dirt.
28, you do not go to heaven
The hot words from the Internet how to teach the Northeast, one of the sentence to your awesome bad, you do not go to heaven? Once out, it triggered a lot of netizens to watch and imitate, a large area of crazy turn then attracted a lot of attention. All see here, also do not point a praise, why do not you go to heaven?
29, also drunk
Pretending to be drunk this is not sober state, said can not understand each other's ideas, in fact, to express the other side of the incomprehensible and their own slight dissatisfaction or contempt for the characters or things, do not care about their response and counterattack. Source: The origin of this mantra can be traced back to Jin Yong's The Laughing Pride of the Wanderer. In the novel, the jocular Linghu Chong once satirized the sycophancy of others in this way: as soon as I saw the sycophancy of those people, it was hard to get drunk, and I was staggering a few times. But after a group of 90 after the enthusiasm, the game LOL (League of Legends) by the current many 90 after the pursuit, to the effect that I'm convinced, the use of the context of the original in the game when encountering a pig like teammates is not good to say, had to say a I am also drunk, implies the meaning of ridicule, mainly a way of expression of speechlessness, depressed mood.
30, the small male
The small male is simply a small princess a whiny call, and then gradually developed into the netizens of some of the male name. And this kind of male, the biggest characteristic is to have a girl heart, there are some girls to do, but there is no girly voice.
31, but there is no egg
However, there is no egg short. From the Dragon Ball LOL anchor A Ni cake store game explains the video commentary, however there is no egg, short for Ran and egg, that is, meaningless, not a little use of the meaning.
32, I take you, you take the money
The original poem is spring is coming, let's go traveling! I take you, you take the money, Sanya or the Yangtze River, crossing the Tanggula Pass, storming the Tengger Desert. Let's take a trip! I'll bring you, you bring the money, even if it's the end of the world, even if it's the cape of the sea! The high poetry meets the reality that you must bring the money, many netizens read and read with joy.
1, if I do the emperor, will seal you as a prince!
2, life, easy. Live, easy. Life, not easy.
3, my cousin, more than forty years old. Beginning from the literature, even three years and did not win. So he practiced martial arts, practicing martial arts field to send a vector, in the drum official, expelled. Changed to study medicine, wrote a good prescription, served, died.
4, ask you can have a few sorrows, just like a group of eunuchs on the greenhouse ......
5, I was born with the end of the world, and eat the end of the world.
6, want to pollute a place there are two ways: garbage, or money.
7, when we are young, we often make faces at the mirror; when we are old, the mirror is considered even.
8, you blind ah? So big shield you can not see, but to throw the stone towards my head
9, the problem first from their own body to find the reason, don't a constipation on the blame for the earth has no gravity.
10, pat the head decision-making, pat the chest guarantee, pat the ass away.
11, we go too fast, the soul can not keep up with the ......
12, do not and the general knowledge of the people of the Earth.
13, the girl from the virgin to the woman as long as a time and success, the boy from the virgin into a man need to be repeatedly honed.
14, out to mix, wife sooner or later is to change.
15, when I was a child I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up, and so after I grew up, I realized that the whole world can not save me ......
16, the rich are great! But the money owed is even more.
17, I am even a toad, I will never marry a female toad.
18, why not sleep for a long time before life, death will be long sleep ......
19, do not want to be the cook's tailor, not a good driver.
20, time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - in the end he got all the students dead.
21, go to Xi'an on the way to business, a Dalian man a blow Dalian much better, and then said Dalian built the hundredth anniversary of the city held a very grand celebration of clouds, and then asked the next person: "Xi'an built the hundredth anniversary of the city of what celebrations did not?" Next to a few Xi'an buddies froze, after a while, forcing out a sentence: "I remember Xi'an founded the year of the city to engage in a 'beacon play Zhuhou' it ......"
22, diamonds are everlasting, one on bankruptcy.
23, the harmony of the campus, riding a bicycle may be a blogger, while driving a Mercedes-Benz may be a logistics ......
24, is the gold, will always be spent; is the mirror, will always reflect ......
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26, the star can be more famous if you take off a little bit, I took off the bare but was arrested
27, look at a beautiful MM, bitter no way to hit on the roadside, a brick, pick up, go up, "classmates, this is what you dropped it?"
28, when I was a child, my dream was not to be a scientist, I fantasized that I was a landlord's young master, the family has a thousand hectares of good land, all day long, nothing to learn, nothing to lead a group of dog slavery on the street to molest the good girls ......
29, don't talk about ideals with me, quit.
30, I can belittle you, despise you, look down on you, do not look at you.
31, the woman for the pleasure of the man for the pleasure of the man poor!
32, I am Jesus his son, coconut!
33, will the spider hang itself?
34, while today's head down hard work, lest the other day to look up and beg.
35, as a beast, I am y stressed ...
36, because of humility, so noble. Because know, so compassion; because strange, so brave, because distance, so beautiful.
37, men's mouth squinting sweetheart are a handful of chicory lotus!
38, I village I cattle B, I have a tractor.
39, the mouse carrying a knife, looking for cats in the street!
40, I elementary school ten years, twelve years in secondary school, I was named the most familiar face of the school, the new teacher came to ask me about the school insider ......
41, I hate it when people use the mouse to point at my head.
42, watching movies, I am impatient to see literary films - AV does not count, AV is an action film ...
43, love Princess, do not be anxious, after the bath I will turn the card.
44, you will become the sea, and then eaten by sharks!
45, other people's money is outside my body.
46, Zi once said: man twenty is Hitachi, thirty is Pentium, forty is Microsoft, fifty is Panasonic, sixty is Shanzhai brand ...
47, friendly tip: because this user's signature is too much personality and was automatically blocked by the system
48, where the fall where to lie down!
49, in order to cooperate with the triumphant completion of this year's Chinese family planning work, I decided not to contact with friends of the opposite sex for the time being, thank you for your cooperation.
50, there are ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheep pen, one squatting in the pigsty. Play an idiom ...
51, the university is probably learning to learn!
52, Beijing's transportation almost starved to death!
53, white-collar ass, pig farming is foreign.
54, cigarettes are not good, so we smoke ...
55, who sprayed the durian-flavored perfume?
56, love me please continue, hate me do not give up.
57, my left blue dragon, right white tiger, shoulder tattoo a Mickey Mouse.
58, and I'm more gentle than that is to find a draw.
59, the owner of the machine has become immortal, something request sign!
60, the end of the meat and potatoes to the money rush!
61, take out the bird people I am an angel.
62, the top of the mountain is freezing!
63, life can be on, life can also talk about!
64, Zhu Geliang did not lead the troops before leaving the mountain ah, why do you want me to have work experience!
65, I am a prestigious villain ...
66, don't be lazier than me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.
67, Tanks to spring!
68, love is like two people pulling a rubber band, the injury is always unwilling to let go of the one!
69, the brain into the water, the cerebellum to raise fish.
70, when you are not online, I will always look at your profile.
71, I died, but in the fire I stood up again, you guess it is nirvana, or corpse?
72, I mistakenly ate a bottle of "Wu Ji Bai Feng Pills". This is good, every month to flow a few days of nosebleeds.
73. Press "Start" and then press "U" twice to find out the hidden games of Windows.
74, this QQ was stolen by a woman, now get back ... do not recognize my people please automatically delete me
75, damn, I was complained! The client said the mp3 file I gave him had no images!
76, house prices are getting higher and higher, so, there are fewer and fewer good men ......
77, it's a KB story, when you wear a black dress in the middle of the night at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night to the mirror and use a comb to comb it down you'll see...scalp! ...dandruff!
78, embrace is really a strange thing, obviously so close, but can not see each other's faces.
79, I like the girl to be as talented as Daiyu, like Baochai as understanding, like Keqing as beautiful, like Xiangyun as brash, like Li dandy as loyal, like Tangchun as capable, like Phoenix as shrewd, but also like Yuanchun as blessed, huh ......
80, love input and output is never disproportionate, wishful sacrifice in the end is often touched by their own!