Please enjoy the humorous sentences of the dry rice man (selected 142 sentences), and welcome to share and collect them. The humorous sentences of the dry rice man 1 1. Migrant workers are also dry rice men, but only by eating well can they grow up well. 2. This is the secret of the wolf pups growing up instantly, dry rice man and dry rice soul. 3. Try to be a school sister who looks annoying at the beginning of school, so that no one dares to rob me of rice, and I can cook two more bowls of rice. 4. There is no bad food, only a strong dry rice man. 5. People are walking hand in hand with their boyfriends at school. I am at school: it's time to order rice, rice and rice. 6. If you want to play with people from similar families, do you want to beg together? 7. Don't call me single dog. I'm not like them. I'm a lightning wolf in the canteen. 8. Actually, I was moved, but I didn't say anything about your dry food. 9. In this impetuous and fast-paced society, only a moment of dry food makes me feel calm and carefree. 10. Let yourself shine in this stinky rot. I have to go to work. 1 1. Some people worry about the exam, some people worry about Biden Trump's campaign, and I am the only loser who worries about what to eat every day. 12. It's hard to drink 8 glasses of water every day, but to cook 8 bowls of rice, you just need to say I'll treat you to dinner. 13. Those who don't eat all go to the women's group. Those who can only do dry food like me can only go to the US group. 14. How dare I fall in love, a useless person? Do I deserve it? My life is nothing but dry food. Why should I fall in love? When the object is angry, do I say dry food? In fact, my heart is moved, but I didn't say that dry food matters. 15. I really envy having something I like to do. I'm not obsessed with feelings and spirit and I'm not attached to others. I just want to have sex with men and do nothing. 16. Today's unhappiness stops here, and tomorrow will still shine brightly. A dry rice man 17. A dry rice man has no dignity, can he still be called a dry rice man? 18. Get all the postures ready for the bell to ring two minutes before class ends every day! 19. Finish the meal in the canteen and leave others with nothing to do. 20. Today's unhappiness stops here, and tomorrow will still shine brightly. Dry rice man 2 1. What can't dry rice be the first place? 22. The first happiness of a beautiful woman is dry rice, and the rest are icing on the cake. 23. When I went out to pick up the courier, a sister rushed to the face, holding a takeaway mouth and shouting, rush to dry rice. 24. Today, I am also a qualified dry rice. 25. We should cook quietly and starve everyone. 26. Live for a dry meal, die for a dry meal, and fight for a dry meal for a lifetime. A dry meal is the soul of a dry meal, and everyone is a master. 27. An ordinary day should also be steaming and eating delicious meals. 28. Off-campus urban beauty is the king of dry rice. 29. Don't put your youth into rice seedlings, how can love smell like dry rice? 30. The rice in your hand is warmer than the boy's hand. 3 1. Through the Norwegian forest, let me enter your dream. The sunset falls on my armor. The prince doesn't necessarily ride a white horse. Some people make the West Sea their home. It's nine o'clock in the evening. I'm not Ma Siwei. I'm more dry and grow. 32. Monthly goal: Be a successful cook! Do not worry, I think nothing but you every day. 34. How to be a qualified dry rice person in a circle of friends? 2 35. Sleepy king in class, dry rice king in the canteen, lonely king in school, ham Wang Zhongwang, one section is stronger than the other, and I want the jelly. The humorous sentence of the dry rice man 2 1. Although the food is hot and the porridge becomes dry rice, it does not affect the mood of the person who eats it. 2. Lunch for one person is great. Good health always comes first. 3. Today I bought fish, fragrant incense contributed and prepared a lot of delicious food! It's amazing that I can see the bright spots in everyone! I love everyone in the world! Lunch is too rich. I'm going to be a host for a drill, and there's a lot of room for improvement. Going to shave my head at night, I really want to cry. But a person must pay the price in the process of challenge. I am different from others, my armor is too thick, so I need a special way to beat myself! ! ! Come on ~ 4. Lunch for one person? Suddenly found that the mobile phone has not been charged for three days, and there is still 43% electricity? Looks like I can get rid of my cell phone. 5. On the weekend, when I have lunch alone, I will say that I have cleaned the kitchen walls all morning. Should I continue this afternoon? 6. Stop water at noon, take-out is delayed, return the order, and eat out. A person's lunch is super simple. Yonghe curry beef rice can only be eaten, not to mention any taste. After lunch, Taxi went to Zhongshan Avenue, which was just back to the street. He was attracted by the newly resurfaced Xinhua Bookstore on Jianghan Road within a short walk. He kept standing and reading until his husband called and interrupted him, only to know that it was nearly eight o'clock in the evening. I can't believe I'm not hungry. Is the book fruit spiritual food? 7. Just have a lunch at Chaoting. Tell the truth. As a working meal, it tastes good and fresh. It's just that the roast goose leg is a little small for me. It's 90 yuan for one person. 8. It only took me more than an hour to realize a philosophy of life: at least be a loser who seems to be able to make a comeback. 9. Lunch for one: shredded cucumber mixed with tremella. I just taught it yesterday, but I tried it today. It's just that I improved it and added some miscellaneous things to the refrigerator. 10. There are as many liars banging on the keyboard as there are diaosi who want to be B day and night. There is no slut who is too wet to walk at the sight of you, and there is no one who can pull a person for nothing. If there is no free lunch, don't ruin yourself then. ? 1 1. It was fine all day. Busy at work, busy at meetings, busy dealing with different people. I am busy studying, reading and listening to courseware. Life is very busy, busy making lunch and dinner for myself, busy making myself better and more exquisite. It's just that when I was about to get off work in the afternoon, I accidentally heard your name again and went back to the dormitory where I lived alone. It's so suitable to see the text pushed by WeChat official account accompanied by appropriate music, and then I burst into tears. I thought I was getting better, but I was defeated when I was alone. I don't want these to affect my series of plans for myself, but my emotions are sometimes not as well controlled as I thought. 12. For one person's lunch, Astragalus membranaceus, pork feet, ginger, sweet and sour rice, eating is really right. 13. What if a person's lunch is actually eaten after ten o'clock and the breakfast is getting bigger and bigger? . 14. the food served in the restaurant at noon today is half roast chicken and French fries, half? Lunch for one? 15. A person's rest day, a person's lunch, and enjoying time? . 16. Colleagues all went back to work in Confucius Institute after their holidays. At lunch, the dean made up the epiphany for everyone, and the secretary ate both the dolls in the king's scone alone? 17. Lunch for one person: shrimp porridge+shredded chicken+hot and sour pickled mustard tuber? . 18. It's been a long time since such a decisive person enjoyed lunch alone. Today, I left my baby and ate out by myself. Give the baby a meal at noon. Today's plan was a little upset. After the baby finished eating, I wanted to take her out for a walk. I was so sleepy when I watched her, and then I fell asleep and slipped out. To tell the truth, I really want to stay with her all the time and cook for her on weekends. Although I ran out like this, I still wanted to. I haven't enjoyed the weekend alone for a long time, and I haven't chatted with my friends. 19. The wind is particularly strong, and the sunshine and air are particularly good. Liuquanju is as sweet as pea yellow to sadness, chasing the original wheat hill, having Lamian Noodles for lunch alone, and eating Mala Tang with sesame sauce before dinner in the northeast, and finding that I love it more than maocai. I bought a new pencil case, put down the big box, glanced at the appearance of the Imperial Capital Law Firm after the annual meeting, and looked at the questions sent by Brother Wang. I really need to work hard. 20. It's another person's lunch. I don't think anyone can guess what that bowl of dark cooking soup is. I'm afraid to say it. 2 1. It seems that one person's car has to be back early. Sun my lunch and the rations for my husband's tooth extraction. Guess how much this pile costs? The price is as exciting as sunshine. 22. Before you went to bed, you didn't tell me whether this leek box was wrapped by yourself. You can eat lunch in the laboratory without a box, and it's still very satisfying. You said you were worried about the safety of me going out alone, and I didn't want you to spend the New Year at home alone. 23. A nutritious lunch is good for our health. We should eat more so as to have a healthy body. 24. This lunch is very nutritious. 25. Do you have a recipe for tomorrow's lunch? 26. I had a full lunch. 27. I don't have a good appetite today. Just cook two soups, three dishes and four meats for lunch. The humorous sentence of the dry rice man 3 1. Falling in love affects the speed of my dry rice. 2. Nothing can't be solved by one meal. If there is one meal, then there will be two meals. 3. Those who have a dry meal will have a son who has a dry meal. 4. Those who don't eat will join the women's group. I can only join the US group. 5. Heroes don't ask the source, but beautiful women don't ask the weight. 6. As long as you keep cooking, there will be no weight you can't catch up with. Come on, cook. 7. Sleepy king after class, lightning wolf in the canteen, everyone is a dry rice man! 8. I will continue to cook in this stinking and rotten day. 9. If you care about your weight, you are sorry about the food. 10. Try to be an unruly senior, so that no one dares to rob me of rice, and I can cook two more bowls of rice. 1 1. The first happy meal in the world, and the second one will be done later. 12. A solitary cigarette in the desert can't go straight to the dining hall. I'm the best. 13. I was going to fall in love, but unfortunately I didn't tell you because I wanted to go to work. 14. Teach you a secret to lose weight. Use your left hand when you eat, because you will eat slowly when you eat badly, so you can stimulate the satiety center and feel full when you eat a little. I have been eating like this for a month, and now I am the king of left-handed rice. 15. If I didn't have this mouth, Maserati would have it. 16. If you want a man, you must find someone who can help me grab other meals! 17. I'm sorry if you want to meet someone, but if you want to have a meal, I'll be there right away. 18. I'm just a dry rice man without emotion, I'm not active in eating, and I have a problem with my mind! 19. migrant workers are also dry people, but only by eating well can they grow up well. 20. Don't ask me where I am, just tell me which canteen I am in. 2 1. Others are at school and the object: holding hands and kissing, I am at school: it's time for dry rice. 22. It's time for dry rice! 23. Come on! Dry rice man! Go to work every day! A few more snacks should not make you fat, right? 24. In this impetuous and fast-paced society, only a moment of dry food makes me feel calm and carefree. 25. Today's rice is not hard, and tomorrow's status will be unstable. 26. I'm sorry I'm not available if you're talking about a date, but if you're talking about a dry meal, I'll be right there. 27. Off-campus urban beauty, on-campus rice king. 28. Live for nothing, die for nothing, and fight for nothing all your life. 29. I visit myself three times a day. What shall I have for lunch? What to eat at night? When are we going to eat? 30. I can bear it when I get off, and I can let the courier crowd me, but you rob me of food, but you underestimate my dry rice. Don't ask me where I am, just say which canteen I am in. 32. People are iron rice and steel, and it is necessary to be dry and fragrant when eating. 33. Don't mention that a beautiful woman in love only knows how to cook. 34. I don't have a partner, but I have to do better than others. 35. As long as you keep cooking, there is no weight you can't catch up with. Come on, cook! 36. Don't worry, I just miss you every day. 37. There are two most dazzling lights in the world, one is the sun, and the other is the appearance of xxx working hard. 38. Life is bittersweet, and the only happiness is dry rice. 39. Dry rice people, dry rice soul, dry rice people eat with pots, dry rice people have spirit, can't get into the door when they are full, dry rice people have a big appetite, eat the world with a big mouth, dry rice people love to be sleepy, and when they arrive at the meal, they will be energetic. You and I are both kings of dry rice. 40. The only thing I can't let go of for the rest of my life is chopsticks. 4 1. Some people love each other, some people watch the sea at night, and some people have a bowl of rice in the canteen. 42. The rice in their hands is warmer than the boys' hands. 43. As long as the rice is steady every day, the game will put the humorous sentences of people who can do rice well. 4 1. Heroes don't ask the source, but beautiful women don't ask the weight. 2. if you don't care about your food, you will have no spirit if you don't do it for a day. Don't worry, I just miss you every day. 4. I am born to be useful, and I always show my magic when I am dry! I often think that this damn bell has delayed me from cooking another bowl of rice. 6. dry rice man! Have a big appetite! Eat the world with a big mouth! 7. As long as you keep cooking, there is no weight you can't catch up with. Come on, cook! 8. Dry rice people, dry rice souls, and dry rice are all people. 9. I can tolerate the courier squeezing people after class. I can let you grab the rice with me, but you underestimate my rice. The hero doesn't ask the source, and the beauty doesn't ask the weight. 1 1. It's time for lunch! I want dry rice! I want dry rice! Do it at lunchtime! 12. Dry food runs ahead and work runs behind. 13. today's rice is not hard, and tomorrow's status is unstable, giao! 14. After that, the only thing I can't let go of for the rest of my life is chopsticks 15. As long as I have a steady meal every day, the handle of the game will be superb 16. Some people are worried about the exam, others are worried about the election, and only I, an idiot, am thinking, what will I eat later? 17. The rice in hand is warmer than the boy's hand. 18. People are iron rice or steel, so it is necessary to be dry and fragrant when eating. 19. I'm either having lunch or thinking about you. 20. There are no unpalatable canteens, only strong dry rice people. 2 1. Don't ask me where I am, just tell me which canteen I am in. 22. I'm sorry I'm not available if you're talking about a date, but if you're talking about a dry meal, I'll be right there. 23. Don't shed tears for your feelings, just stay awake for a dry meal. 24. Life is bittersweet, and happiness is only a dry meal. 25. The desert is lonely and smoky, so it's not too late to cook. Long rivers flow into the sea, and I am the best at dry rice. 26. I visit myself three times a day. What shall I have for lunch? What to eat at night? When are we going to eat? 27. Don't worry, I just miss you every day. 28. If a person washes a meat for a long time and sees two things stuck together, he should also separate them. 29. Heroes don't ask the source, and beautiful women don't ask the weight. 30. We should cook quietly and starve everyone. 3 1. Don't worry, I only think about you every day. 32. In this impetuous and fast-paced society, only a moment of dry food makes me feel calm and carefree. Don't ask me where I am, just tell me which canteen I am in. 34. Dry rice man dry rice soul dry rice handsome guy my man. 35. Live a steaming life and eat delicious food on an ordinary day. 36. Today's rice is not hard enough, and tomorrow's status is not stable enough. 37. Sleeping king in class, rice king in canteen, lonely king in school, ham Wang Zhongwang, one section is stronger than the other, and I want Yoshiro for jelly.