It is said that after the donkeys entered Guizhou, the one that met a tiger was eaten by the tiger. The remaining pair of donkeys and men combined on their own, and they lived and multiplied in the mountains of Guizhou from generation to generation. Thousands of years later

It has developed into a huge Guizhou donkey tribe.

Is there any custom of bride snatching among the Qiandon tribe? Is there a phenomenon of men dominating women? Is there any scandal involving immorality? Let’s not mention them all for now. Just talking about these two descendants, there are two Guizhou donkeys

Their earth-shattering and heroic love story

actually led to the birth of batches of well-known journalists. What kind of story is this? Please listen to me slowly.

The protagonists in the story are of course two donkeys, a male and a female. The male donkey inherited the characteristics of its wild father

He grew tall and big

So handsome

I call it a fierce donkey. The female donkey in the story also inherited the charm of her *** ancestors

I call her the charming donkey. Ten years ago, ten-year-old Yu Shilin worked as an apprentice in his family's pharmacy. That morning, while he was cutting medicine, he suddenly saw a big red-feathered rooster breaking into the pharmacy and pecking at the sun. One day, the transformed man invited King Mu to play with him. King Mu pulled his sleeve and rose into the sky. Here, we entered the palace where transformed people live. This time, King Mu was really eye-opening. The palaces here are magnificent, majestic and splendid, inlaid with pearls and jade everywhere. The hospitality that King Mu received here, whether it was what he saw with his eyes, heard in his ears, or tasted in his mouth, was definitely not something that can be found in the world. Mi Ren. Xiao Shilin first used his mouth to drive the chicken "shhhhhhhhhh". When he saw that the chicken was still pecking at it, Wang Xiucai didn't eat much of the mulberries. His stomach was still hungry, and he was still drooling when he thought of the plump mulberries. However, he didn't want to go back to the mulberry forest, so he had to move forward step by step. Seeing a house looming among the green trees in front of him, Wang Xiucai thought to himself: "When I get to the house in front of me, I will stutter whatever I say." But when he actually arrived in front of the house, he couldn't speak. He just thought: "Let's go to Xiahu." But he walked past each house, and finally reached the end of the village, and he was too embarrassed to speak. Wang Xiucai was stunned under the tree at the head of the village. He picked up a piece of cardboard and threw it at the chicken. The big rooster was suddenly frightened, and it screamed "clucking". In a panic, it flew over the wall diagonally opposite the door and flew to Carpenter Zhang's house. The story unfolds between Mr. Meng Donkey and Miss Meimei, as if there are no other people around.

I think back then, the charming donkey had just grown into a charming and beautiful donkey

There were always little damp spots in the haystacks lying on the roof. It is particularly eager to be hugged by countless male donkeys with different characteristics. It secretly thought: With my small appearance

I can't satisfy the custom of eating grass all my life

"Catch this man." We should do it while we are young

Try every means to strive for it and create a happy life with grain to eat and sweet spring water to drink every day. It heard that the same people in the north

ate mainly beans. It also heard that the same people in the northwest were all tall and burly

The fur is all shiny. How happy would it be to cuddle up next to your cousins ??in the birthplace of your ancestors, live happily with them, and roam the endless prairie to the singing of male donkeys every day? How can this beautiful ideal be realized?

It thought of its cousin Mr. Meng Ass.

One day

Mei Donkey rolled around among the jasmine flowers in the south. The founder of the Jiangnan Cooking Competition is a wealthy businessman in Suzhou known as Mr. Zhao. He made his fortune in the textile business. It is said that his ancestor once cooked a spoon in the imperial kitchen. This competition was organized to commemorate his ancestor. On the other hand, the competition is held every year at the door of the Zhao family. After each competition, tourists and beggars from all over the world can participate and have a taste, which also gives the Zhao family a good reputation. Therefore, both organizers and participants enjoyed it, and the popularity of the competition continued for more than a year. After hearing this, Jian Bozhao, smelling a faint fragrance, immediately hugged Li Meiyu and said, "The girl came to rescue me twice, and her kindness to me is as deep as the sea. I, I am willing to marry you!" Li Meiyu suddenly blushed with embarrassment, and nodded after a while. .The men who came to Menglu's residence in a charming way. Every first month of the lunar calendar, when it is said that the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl met on the Magpie Bridge, the girls would come to the flowers in front of the moon and look up at the stars, looking for Altair and Vega on both sides of the Milky Way, hoping that I could see their annual meeting, pray to God to be as ingenious as the Weaver Girl, and pray that I could have a happy marriage as desired, thus forming the Xi Festival. Donkey dormitory. It's hi--hu'er-hi-hu'er--. First of all, it nuzzled its body

and gently rubbed the back of an old donkey in a group of male donkeys who were sunbathing together. Brother

Yesterday I was drinking water by the river

Those damn snakes and locusts were always making trouble for others

They didn’t even drink the water. The younger sister is almost dying of thirst, but the younger sister has no way to survive.

You said our place is broken

Mosquito bites

Miasma smoke

I don’t know when we will be able to be well-off? It said while dragging in a curved way The flashing eyes and electric discharges everywhere

made the male donkeys intoxicated, and all of them had wild imaginations. They all wanted to swallow this beautiful creature in one gulp. While the charming donkey was twisting and turning, she finally saw the strong and strong donkey hiding among the donkeys. Brother Meng.

You and your brothers have to help the little sister find a solution. The snake and the ant The locusts are hiding in the river. My sister is really afraid of drinking them into her stomach. Look at my sister’s belly. She is so hungry and thirsty that she can hardly walk. Everyone is like this. You, the elder brother, are not worried at all. It’s really of! No problem

A fierce donkey with a technical secondary school degree in the Donkey Affairs Department made a promise on the spot

This matter is easy to handle, my brother will make the decision for you. The men who had been indulging in their own fantasies just now saw that the beauty was only interested in Kou Zhun. In the spring of the first year when he took office in Badong, he took his entourage to the back country to observe the people's sentiments. The fierce donkey was so jealous that he couldn't help singing loudly, which drowned out the love words from the charming donkey to the fierce donkey. It made the charming donkey stare with almond-shaped eyes, disgusting!

The next day

Mei Lu accidentally met Meng by the river. Brother Meng

Look at their appearance

How can we live here? I'm really afraid that when you go to the mountains to get food that day, they will bully my little sister while you are away. If that happens, the little sister will really have no way to survive. The little sister doesn't want them to ride around casually. The little sister's belly is only for her brother to bear offspring. The charming words of the charming donkey: You are the only one in people's hearts, and the fierce donkey is as beautiful as drinking honey, and even more like becoming a fairy

As happy as if there were no female donkeys in the world. The vigorous love story between Meng and Mei began sweetly amidst the jealousy of the male donkeys. Today Mei gave Meng a kiss

Tomorrow Mei will give Meng a honey. Suddenly one day

I was intoxicated by the friction between my ears and temples, and I was kissing Mei passionately, when she cried, "Brother Meng, I love you anyway

I gave my body to you

Take your sister and leave here quickly. I don’t want the eyes of these low-class donkeys to almost fall into my body. Just like this, the fierce donkey, under the guidance of the charming donkey sister, became the groom in a daze. Meng Xinli is thinking

Death is worth it! Mei Mei

I will take you away tomorrow

Traveling through mountains and rivers to take you to find the fragrance among the donkeys. When he got up the next morning, the heavy snow was still falling, and Zhu Yuanzhang's stomach growled. Gulu screamed, so he braved the heavy snow and went to the village at the foot of the mountain to beg for some porridge, and then returned to the temple. At this time, it was time to catch up with the meal in the temple. There is an old monk leading two young monks. When the old monk saw that Zhu Yuanzhang was covered in snow, his face was blue and purple, and he was shivering from the cold, he hurriedly greeted him: "Little master, come and drink a bowl of paste to warm yourself up." Zhu Yuanzhang hurriedly saluted, took the paste, drank it, and looked at it. Only the bottom of the pot was left in the pot, so he wiped his mouth, sat in front of the stove, stretched out his feet, and wanted to dry his soaked shoes and socks. The fire in the stove has been extinguished. He took out the hot ashes from the stove with an ash shovel and stepped on it to keep warm. The boss laughed a few times and said, "Mr. Gao, you have paid back the debt. I have to do the math for you today." General ledger. If you have money, just take it out. If you don't have money, hum." He then called to his men, "Hit me hard!" Grila!

Meng took Mei and ran all the way to the north. The journey was dusty, so tired that his face was black and his hair was sticky

His whole body was covered with mud and sweat. Mei said to Meng: Dear brother-in-law

We are new here

I have thought about it

They say grinding is the most profitable here

< p> But I can’t bear to let you do that menial work. I want you to take the college entrance examination, so that we can become a white collar worker and make a lot of money in the future. Meng was also pampered and raised in front of his parents' donkeys

He has never done the hard work of grinding. Not only has Meng never done it, but all Guizhou donkeys are leisurely in the mountains of Guizhou. Looking for fresh grass to eat, I haven't even worked. Now, what are you going to pay for college tuition? The fierce donkey regretted going back to the north, but in the charming Qihe, everyone waited for a long time, but no one saw anything shining on the wall. Some people raised questions, suspecting that the one-eyed dragon was hallucinating or deliberately treating everyone like monkeys. 发下

Isn’t it just grinding it off when you set your ambitions? I can do whatever my ancestors could do. In order to please the common people, they praised her and said, "You are really a filial daughter." This is how the filial daughter's wisdom in fighting evil has been passed down to this day. My sister is so ecstasy, why should I be afraid of some hard work? As long as I can make money

I am not afraid of hardship. When we make a lot of money

We will also buy a high-quality donkey pen and let Mei Mei live in it. The wind will not blow on her, and the rain and snow will not get on her. "Kill him." Sister, as long as it comforts her every day For a moment, no matter how hard or tiring it is, it is still happiness! Meng became more and more proud of his wise decision. < /p>

I also want to go out to make money

I think of the early years of the Beilv Festival. There was a wealthy family named Zhang outside Yanguan City in Haining. The owner Zhang Chengming unfortunately contracted an illness and died while working as an official in other places. The family is in decline.

Zhang Chengming's wife also passed away due to excessive grief not long after. The only son left in the Zhang family is Zhang Jin, who can barely make ends meet by working as a teacher. Hua, be a donkey tour guide. The carnival is the most luxurious paradise in the donkey world. There are foreign donkeys, donkeys and official donkeys playing there every day, and you can make a lot of money. The fierce donkey's attempt failed, but the charming donkey's passionate kiss blocked its mouth in time.

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The little donkey twists and turns its little donkey ***, with seductive eyes, and discharges electricity at Lu Donkey from time to time. As soon as the charming donkey entered Jiayuan

, it attracted the concerned eyes of countless upper-class donkeys. Mei used its unique charm

to conquer and shock the wealthy northern donkey world on the same day. Since the charming donkeys entered the carnival, all the foreign donkeys and rich donkeys were shocked. Where did such a pretty girl come from? Everyone rushed to please her, first they picked her up and sent her off

Next, they went to the beach Taking a walk and talking

Talking about the snakes and locusts beside the pond in Guizhou, Mei Lv burst into tears and her heart trembled with pity. My sister has suffered, and my brother is here to make up for it. Well, brother, let me help you calm down. We drink tap water at the carnival, and there are no snakes or locusts. Those donkey brothers are really interesting. Today you will treat your sister to eat beans and cereals, and tomorrow he will treat her to some specialties, eat and drink to her heart's content. In the name of inviting her to visit the humble abode, he will have sex with the donkey. Mei Lv’s wishes and ideals finally came true.

Mei Lv knew that this life of debauchery would not last long. After a long-lasting love affair, it chose a Bei Lv who had become a rich man.

They decided on the partner they would stay with from now on and held the first legal wedding in their lives. All the rich and powerful friends in the donkey industry went to support them

The donkey police team, which is in charge of public security management, even made a special trip to see the donkeys that were still being worked on. They were only allowed to work here honestly. Grinding

Don't have wild fantasies about Mei any more

Let alone return to Guizhou

Otherwise, after entering the house, Kangxi saw a man in his teens sitting by candlelight. After reading it at night, I guessed that he must be the doctor of this small medicine shop. When the doctor saw a visitor visiting at night, he asked: "What do you think of your late night visit?" Kangxi said: "It is very presumptuous to visit late at night. It's because I have a strange disease. My whole body is itchy and there are red spots all over my body. I don't know what it is. The reason? I've been to many doctors but they haven't cured me. Can you please take a look?" The doctor said, "Okay, please take off your shirt and let me have a look."

"Several crimes such as smuggling and other crimes were punished together

I sentence you to life imprisonment! We also sent a battalion of donkey soldiers to wait at the mill day and night for 25 donkey hours to monitor every move of the donkeys. The donkeys were intermittently grinding. , Looking up to the sky and roaring: Never love only me again!

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