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Funny sketch lines of elementary school students on June 1 ST
A: Everyone has a pair of hands, and everyone has fingers.

B: nonsense, who doesn't have fingers?

A: Fingers are long and short, big and small.

B: That's right. This is telling the truth with your eyes open.

A: But the more I watch it, the more I like it (thumbs up) and the more I hate it (thumbs up).

B: It takes five fingers to make a fist. How can you say that you love and hate?

A: Well, you don't know. In my family, my thumb is my father and my forefinger is my mother.

B: Why am I getting confused?

A: For example, one day, I was praised by my teacher in kindergarten. I'm so happy!

I should be happy.

I skipped home and shouted happily, "Mom!" .

B: Then your mother must be very happy.

A: But as soon as the voice fell, the "forefinger" came.

B: Why? Do you still have guests at home?

A: (Holding out the index finger) The index finger is my mother. "What's the matter with you? Your clothes are too dirty. Where have you been? "

Well, your mother is really something.

I'm thirsty. I just wanted to eat an apple, but the "forefinger" came again.

B: What's the matter?

A: (holding out index finger) "How do you know how to eat? Write quickly. You can't eat until you finish writing! "

Not even allowed to eat?

A: I just sat down and wrote two words. I want to pee.

B: Alas, this urine is disappointing.

Oh, I can't hold it any longer!

B: Then go quickly.

A: I can't. The "index finger" is coming again. (Stretching out index finger) "You child, you are so lazy. Hurry up and do your homework! "

Alas!

A: In this way, the repeated appearance of "index finger" made me lose my spirit when doing my homework.

No one will be energetic.

A: The less energetic I am, the more mistakes I make. The more mistakes I make, the more my mother criticizes me.

B: It's called a vicious circle.

Do you think I can stop hating it? (Stretching out index finger)

B: Your forefinger is really boring. What about the thumb?

A: The thumb is different, very good! Very good! Very good! Great! Great! Great! You're amazing!

Look! It's refreshing to say it.

No, my father came back as soon as I finished my homework. Pushing the door open, he smiled and said appreciatively (thumbs up): "Son, you are great! You will know how to study when you get home. " One sentence made me feel embarrassed.

Listen, praise is like a ray of sunshine.

To repay my father, I went to get his slippers, newspaper and turn on the TV-

Look, as long as there is sunshine, he will be very clever.

A: As a result, my dad praised me again (thumbs up). "My son is so good, he just knows how to be considerate. I said, my son is the best! " I heard you, don't say how happy I am!

Look at his beauty!

Do you think I won't like it? (thumbs up)

I should. Even I envy your thumb.

A: "Thumb" means praise and "forefinger" means criticism.

B: Which child in the world doesn't like praise?

A: So, when I have a son in the future, I will use this more (thumbs up)!

Well, it's still early.

Do you think they will be the same?

B: It's different. Even the expression is different. "Thumb" is like this (smiling face) and "forefinger" is like this (lost face).

How I wish my mother did the same! (thumbs up)

B: Your mother will, so she's here!

Ah (scare away)? !

Oh, look at him!