1. I don't like to explain myself with the time to prove myself. I prefer to prove myself with the time to explain myself.

2. First a friend, then a sister, and finally a baby.

3. I have enough confidence to meet anyone's harm to me.

4. From the Big Bang to the collapse of the universe, you can't find anything thicker than you.

5. A wise man always has a successful password. He who can translate the password is a successful wise man.

6. Love yourself is more reliable than anyone who loves you.

7. Success never likes to meet lazy people, but wakes them up.

8. I don't need to explain my private life to you, and I don't need your advice on my clothes!

9. You are lucky to be different from others. Don't change your special.

1. You just need to remember that my name is Ye Liangchen.

11. Your poisonous tongue is not humorous, but uneducated.

12. I once looked forward to it, but now I don't look forward to it. Memories become a luxury and even endless.

13. When I was a child, I always thought that He Jiong was He Ling. I believe I was not the only one.

14. When an emperor dies, he dies; when a civilian dies, he dies; when heart breaker dies, he dies, he dies, he dies.

15. People like you have nothing to talk about with you except love.

16. Let me die for a while and come back to life in spring.

17. In those days, you were poor all your life without going to college, but now you are poor as soon as you go to college.

18. What is unity? It means that one person's mobile phone rings and the whole class's reading voice soars.

19, formatted sadness and joy, fidgety.

2. wave the flag of the object and fuck the free B.

21. A serious appearance. Can't hide your man show heart.

22. Happy days: just go to sleep with a full stomach.

23. True feelings are not afraid of being out of touch, and true friends are not afraid of being suspected.

24. A woman can't see through her heart because the flesh on her chest is too thick.

25. Boss, come to a bowl and burst into tears.

26. When you have money, you will lose your family and worship God when you have no money.

27. If I fall in love, will you still be so kind to me?

28. Only a liar is sincere in the world, because he really lied to you.

29. They all say they love you because they want to sleep with you. I'm different. My living room, kitchen, sofa and floor will do.

3. I really can't let go because I still love you, but because I am unwilling.

31. My figure is actually good, fat but not greasy.

32. Summer is the season for boys to show off their legs.

33. Children who smoke, drink, fight and swear are not necessarily bad children, just because we are all lonely.

34. I never bully the weak. I really didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him.

35. Keep it to yourself if you have anything, and don't let others suffer with you.

36. The word love is too pale to describe my feelings. I love you, I like you, and I don't want you!

37, the temper is getting better and better, and people are getting better and better.

38. Don't think that you are the only one who has the hang-up button, and so do I..

39. If you can't see my gorgeous sky, why should I explain my differences?

4. Now I can think of happiness: wearing a human mask and living a pig's life.

41, don't take you as a handle, I can't live without you, just to hook up with others.

42, don't say anything before the exam, four words: stick to it!

43. The most romantic thing I can think of is to finish all the postures with you.

44. Sometimes you think that the sky is going to fall, but you are actually standing on your own.

45, don't be crazy about me, I'm just a hanged man!

46. It doesn't matter if there are some shortcomings, so it is true.

47. You don't have to keep your word, so please don't let me remember the person you loved.

48. I know you still love me, although we have accepted the reasons for parting.

49. If you spread me herpes, I will live and die together.

5. That man likes to touch his hands when he is drunk, while a woman who is drunk makes people move around.

51. Give my future mother-in-law a bad review. The delivery is too slow.

52. Actually, I'm sad that Kobe retired today, because I don't know anyone in the NBA after he retired.

53, how to play, what role and what goods.

54. After all, you have to get hurt yourself before you learn to be smart.

55. I said, this strong man, after you have sprinkled salt on my wound, don't try salty again.

56. I will try to save money! Try to buy an ATM.

57. The most useless thing in the world is the salary slip. I get angry when I read it and wipe my ass too carefully.

58, sleepless at night, just want to have sex, no one is there, a wild dog is working.

59. I want to be a scientist in the future, and I want to study the manufacture of regret medicine.

6, how deep a man loves, holding her down is a sign.

61. Don't always describe yourself by turning over with salted fish, and be careful to stick to the pot.

62. Achievement can distance us, but it can't change the fact that I am more handsome than you.

63. Happiness means that someone loves me when you want to be loved.

64. Dear female colleagues, please don't be angry with me. My wife has a caller ID.

65. I wanted to be thin as lightning in the summer vacation, but it turned into a fucking dark cloud.

66. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill. No lover suffers from heatstroke in summer.

67. Really brave, dare to accept only this homework, and dare to give it to the teacher.

68. Talking is just like farting. It's just one breath.

69. When it is dark, the whole sun is under our feet. What else are we afraid of?

7. Don't think that you have migrated all of Russia, but you forget that Le Russia still has a brave heart!

71. You have changed from a stranger to someone I can't stop thinking about.

72. I have a left Qinglong and a right White Tiger with Mickey Mouse tattooed on my shoulder!

73. I give everyone a chance to come into my world seriously.

74. You say that you love me every day, and you love me and fuck other women. I'm really blind.

75. My friend asked me what it means to take only one scoop of water. I said that the world is big and I only want her.

76. After living for more than 2 years, I failed to do anything for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about this, I feel heartbroken.

77. Your holiday days are insufficient. Please recharge in time.

78. If time is a good medicine, its side effect must be boredom.

79. When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship, but later we learned that it was actually a lifetime.

8. Let me tell you, you are deeply in love with me, and the only way is to marry me.

81. In this impetuous age, silence is the supreme wisdom to protect oneself and the best language to promote individuality.

82. Life is not long, as long as you can live, as long as you have enough money.

83. We must firmly believe that everything will turn out to be a good thing in the end. If not, it means that it is not the end yet.

84. When I was a child, I didn't know how many times I was beaten by my father because of this question.

85. Do what is possible and don't talk nonsense.

86. Life is a chess game, and I am willing to be a pawn. Although I am slow, who has ever seen me take a step back?

87. How can you surpass meanness? It's really adding meanness to meanness.

88. Men are not colored, not true colors; Women are not coquettish, and there is no trick.

89. Your mother must have been anxious, absent-minded and so hasty when she gave birth to you.

9. Space friends circle, take photos of couples, and take photos of various couples products! I'm the only one basking in the sun at home.

91. If you regard me as a game, I will kill you.

92. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

93. Although it's easy to fail, it's not easy to learn, and you should do it and cherish it.

94. Dreams, like freedom, have a price, but they are all worth it.

95. Make friends with good people, read good books, listen to good words and follow good deeds.

96. The head teacher made a slip of the tongue and said those who had attended my class were the guests who had attended my class.

97. My world used to be gray, but after you broke into my world, Nima! It's completely black.

98. When you can't sleep alone, try two pillows.

99. Actually, I will lose weight. I just put on weight for a while and have fun.

1. I always want to play computer when I go to school, but I can only stare blankly at the computer when I have a holiday.

11. My dearest, how are you doing? I hope you are well without me.

12. God, there are worries. Actually, I still understand you.

13, I don't have to you, and you don't have to me. It's really a misunderstanding.

14, the world is big, you don't have to.

15. I am your kite, the thread is in your hand, and only the wind can accompany me.

16, a white cover three ugly! One height covers five ugliness! One thin cover seven ugly! A rich man covers a hundred ugliness! A fat ruin everything!

17. I always thought that air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips that day.

18, chic life is chic, and it is not dirty.

19. Go your own way and let the cat and dog talk.

11. If you can't let go of the wrong person, you will never meet the right person.

since you don't like me, don't tease me.

112. Without you, I live better than anyone.

113. You didn't help me when I was in trouble, and I just watched when you were in trouble. I don't lack the icing on the cake, and I thank you for sending carbon in the snow!

114. Have fun, take it easy, and clap your hands.

115, I don't like you like people I don't like, I hate you don't hate people I hate very much.

it was my luck to meet you at the best time, but I didn't have time.

in the morning, I chased a bus and got to the terminal.

118. Maybe you are the same, but you just need someone to comfort you.

119. Just because I laugh doesn't mean that everything is fine with me. Forget it, I won't surrender to this bastard's world.

12. A flower that blooms early may be a beautiful mistake, beautiful but not lovely. Qq talk about humorous mood phrases

1. What should I do with you, steamed or braised?

2. Don't show off your IQ of a quarter.

3. I don't want to last forever, as long as you give me happiness.

4. The school collects money so quickly that my mother suspects that I am taking drugs.

5. Love investment is nothing more than losing all your money and making a profit.

6. Are you tired? Just be tired. Comfort is reserved for the dead.

7. whoever delays me for a while, I will make him regret it all his life.

8. I'm not a genius, because I haven't worn finch's diapers.

9. I don't know my rival in love or my lover.

1. The early bird gets the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird.

11. Learning to ignore is a road to inner peace.

12. Mathematics is actually very simple, but the remaining 9 points are difficult.

13, the original happy base camp, left Nana only base camp.

14. On the first day of school, there will always be a bunch of people dressed like blind dates.

15. There is only one person in the world, so there is no need to be an episode of others.

16. It is not difficult to get wet with one hand, but it is difficult to get wet with one quilt!

17. When you are truly loved, you don't have to be so beautiful.

18. It is too painful to secretly love someone, so I secretly love several.

19. I comfort myself every time I finish the exam. It's okay. It's important to participate.

2. Please be sure to return the heavy rain you missed in those years to me during military training.

21. After knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

22. Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly before you realize that you are really ugly.

23. I only hold your hand in this life, because you are enough in this life.

24. I like people in man show. Bored in front of others. Coquettish in front of me.

25. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks like a lot, but it is not enough for use.

26. If you don't like me, I'll give you a camera and shoot wherever you like.

27. As a monster, my desire is to destroy at least one Altman.

28. Do you think I will watch you die? I will close my eyes.

29. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

3. One thousand and one wishes are too many. I just need to realize one.

31. When you see the person you like on the road, you immediately start the pretending mode.

32. Last year, even monks traded stocks, and this year, the speculators became monks.

33. Who said that women chase men's barrier yarn? Separate your sister! Clearly across the Atlantic!

34. Cold is just a word. I will only say it once. I know you will use your nose instead.

35. Hold the child by the hand and drag it away. Son said no, well, close the door and let the dog go!

36. I planted a girlfriend in spring, and I harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

37. Only you cherish my feelings, only you understand my heart, and only you accept my love.

38. Once a woman is strong, men will expect her to be strong all the time.

39. I have already achieved the goal of becoming a local tyrant. At present, I am very rustic.

4. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The prerequisite for being mentally ill is to have a brain.

41. People say that strong twisted melons are not sweet. If you don't twist them, there will be no sweet ones.

42. Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was so cold that I was out of my mind.

43. Since life is a book, it is not worth making a fuss about a few typos.

44. One day, ten thousand fell from the sky and knocked me unconscious. When I woke up.