Let's talk about the humor of our cooking skills:

1. Our cooking skills beat 99% of people.

2. I am not only cute, but also can cook.

3. You have to wait five minutes for instant noodles, eight minutes for eggs, and always wait for those you like.

4. Although winter is cold and gloomy, it's fortunate that my kitchen is warm and bright.

5. Cooking is a gift. I eat with joy and have plenty of food by myself. Fortunately, this goddess is a good cook!