The local local tyrants and evil gentry tried to please him.
He once celebrated his 50th birthday.
A rare banquet of 100 fish was held. fast
He suddenly received a letter from his fourth brother Liu.
The letter said, "It is said that the two brothers came to celebrate their birthdays last month.
But military affairs are busy.
Can't keep the appointment. I plan to arrive in Syria on time with my two brothers at the end of next month.
Ask my brother for weapons, rations and salary.
By the way, make up the wine for Xiandi's 50th birthday. "
Now anxious (Liu ranked fifth.
So commonly known as Liu Wuer)
My brothers are all important members of Sichuan military and political circles.
How can I reissue this birthday party? Liu, the confidant housekeeper, flattered his master and said, "Last time the Fifth Master celebrated his birthday, he hosted a banquet of 100 fish for the guests.
Although this is a family dinner.
But the identity of the guest is very distinguished.
It's really sloppy. There is a Duantou Mountain in Fengyi Township of our government.
There are many monkeys on the mountain.
in my opinion
How about holding a grand banquet for 10 table 100 monkeys? "
Those wealthy families
For those who fly in the sky, run on the ground and swim in the water.
Can be said to be tired of eating.
But monkeys are hard to find.
Few people know its cooking skills.
Therefore, many rich people, businessmen and dignitaries have never eaten it.
Even Liu Wuer lived for 50 years.
Rich as an enemy.
I only ate monkey meat once at a luxurious banquet. correct
Let's have a hundred monkeys banquet! Only it can honor itself! So Liu sent an official letter to Fengyi Township.
Restrict pottery heads in towns and villages for 20 days.
Be sure to bring 100 live monkeys for standby.
Tao Xiangchang was both sad and happy when he received the notice.
Sadly, how could that beast listen to Xiang? With a snort, it suddenly jumped up and fell to the ground with Zheng Wen. Monkeys are hard to catch.
I'm glad I have a good chance to please my boss. So I asked someone to write some notices about catching monkeys and put them on the busy entrance. Who knows that five or six days have passed.
No one disclosed the list. the original
The villagers heard that Tao Xiangchang gave the monkey to vampire Liu.
Are unwilling to do it. In addition, although Duantou Mountain is towering into the sky,
There are many monkeys.
But don't mention 100.
It is not easy to catch a dozen!
In the hut at the foot of Duantou Mountain
There is a master Guo in his sixties.
He knows the voice of monkeys.
Understand the language of monkeys
Sing a monkey song.
There are also ancestral stunts to catch monkeys and set monkeys. But he always said that he was very ill.
Resolutely refused to work for Tao Xiangchang. Township head Tao saw that he was neither hard nor soft.
I have a bad idea.
Force each household in the township to pay two silver dollars.
Monkeys can be bought in Zhao Ji not far away. Strangely, that Liu Yong turned a deaf ear with his head down. After this notice was posted,
Immediately let the whole town restless.
The villagers complained bitterly.
Complaints are everywhere. Master Guo is very helpless.
Save people from fire and water
I had to turn over and get out of bed to find a nest. Chao Fu's friends are Xu Yao and Shu Fan. Living in Peize, the way of sunshine, the Yao dynasty and its way. Father hears this, but he often washes his ears. Drinking its cattle vertically is the return of Europe.
Go directly to the township office with everyone.
He said: "Just cancel the villagers' donation to buy monkeys. "
I want to catch monkeys in the mountains with my illness. "Tao townships.
This is based on his words.
the next day
Master Guo and two nephews went up the mountain lightly. In the valley.
They found a group of monkeys! When I approached, several people looked at the reeds swaying in the wind, not to mention two wild cranes, and even one hundred hidden inside could not be found! But since I'm here, let's look for it. Several people split up in two ways, hoping to find the yellow crane's nest. Tian Ren Guang stood beside the reeds, waiting for Bing Wang to listen. He couldn't help shaking his head and saying, "If it's true, it's graft." Prepare a sedan chair, go to Qingshui County with my government, and inform the county magistrate that he will report the case to my government. News.
It's dozens of little monkeys.
A naughty little monkey stood on a big tree and peed on them. Don't go into the monkey hole
What a monkey. Three people climbed over the mountains
Tiaoxi crossing the ditch
Quietly track down, track down, track down. They live in the wild.
have gone through all kinds of hardships and difficulties
Finally found the habitat of the monkey.
It is located in an extremely hidden and connected rock cave.
Lao Guo embedded the wooden cage specially used for keeping monkeys in a crevice.
Then fix it with stones. This wooden cage is one person high.
Six feet square. He took advantage of the monkey's entry into the cave.
Take corn as bait from outside the cave gate.
Leave a net.
The next morning.
Lao Guo hid on one side of the cave.
Squeak sang a monkey song. Hearing this, the Monkey King in the cave.
Send three or four little monkeys out to investigate. They look east and west.
No similar species were found.
I see many corn kernels on the ground. Monkeys are very alert.
Afraid of being caught by poisoning
I dare not say anything at will. Favourite is very puzzled, don't give Liu Gonggong a big fat pig? But why is it borrowed? The little monkey squeaked.
After a while, seven or eight monkeys came again. After the monkey squeaked for a while,
Only two little monkeys tasted it first. There is nothing unusual about the safety of the rest of the monkeys.
Eat greedily.
that night
Mr. Guo also asked his two nephews to continue to sprinkle corn granules into the hole. After dawn
Many monkeys searched for food along yesterday's route. Repeat this for two days
Take the monkey to the wooden cage. At this time, many corn grains have been scattered inside and outside the wooden cage. The monkeys have some doubts.
Dare not enter the cage easily
I have to get the Monkey King out. The Monkey King added a small room after seeing the sky.
I always feel a little strange.
Call some little monkeys into the wooden cage to find out. They rocked hard in the wooden railings.
I didn't see anything. At this time, many monkeys went in and shook them hard.
But the Monkey King still has doubts.
Monkeys are not allowed to eat corn.
I ordered them all to retreat to the cave. The Monkey King came to see the wooden cage for two days in a row.
See, there's still no change.
The next day, when he was allowed to be in a village, he saw a group of people looking around, so he leaned over and looked. It turns out that the evil in the daughter of a family member has become a demon. Family member n announced that whoever can cure the young lady will give her whatever she wants. When I found out the reason why I came back, I thought: Can I cure this lady's bad illness with the red peach I just stole from the Queen Mother? Didn't those two immortals who look at peaches say that the heart can cure all diseases? Just try it. After he makes up his mind, he will go to the front and take down the notice, and then follow the list to foreign homes! Many monkeys, big and small, went in and ate happily.
Less than half a day
The monkey ate all the corn inside and outside the wooden cage and moved away.
Mr. Guo quietly sprinkled corn kernels at night. The fourth morning
Here comes the monkey again. Because there is nothing unusual about eating for many days.
They let their guard down.
Although there is a small wooden door beside the wooden cage.
The monkeys didn't pay attention either.
Wait until the monkeys flock. When packing in wooden cages
Master Guo pulled the rope.
The movable cage door clicked shut.
Close the door. ...
Tao, the township head, learned that 100 monkeys will be inspected today.
Busy taking a small sedan chair to the deserted top of the mountain. As early as in a township, Ding handed in two things that Mr. Guo explained to Mr. Guo in advance before his death.
I saw Sir Zhong holding a kitchen knife in one hand.
A light Danding chicken waved in front of the cage.
I beat the wooden cage with a kitchen knife again. The monkeys stared at him in despair.
I wonder what disaster will happen. I saw Sir Zhong cut the cock's neck with a knife.
A stream of bright red chicken blood poured out. He turned around the top of the wooden cage three times.
Yelled at the monkey, "What should you do if you steal corn seeds? Dear, when you go into a small room where you can spy on the princesses, one of them will come up to you with a glass of sweet wine and advise you to drink it. If you really drink it in your mouth, you will fall into their trap. You can't drink, but pretend to drink. You pour wine into your mouth and don't swallow it, but let it flow out of your mouth and drip on your clothes. Then, you fake Zhuang Jue. When they are free, they will be ready to go where they have to go every night. At this time, you carefully open your eyes and observe carefully. " Go with your master! "A group of monkeys are afraid at the sight of chicken blood.
Plus the threat of killing chickens to scare monkeys.
I was scared to death. Sir Zhong just opened the big wooden cage.
Put the monkeys in three bamboo cages.
Uncle and nephew for several days in a row.
Although exhausted
Finally, 65,438,008 monkeys were captured alive. Township head J Tao is very proud. At this time, an old turtle appeared on the sea, leading a group of young turtles. The old tortoise stretched out its long head and nodded at the "Mazu Tomb". Other turtles did the same thing, and in an instant they disappeared without a trace. The clown was successfully escorted to the Liu family to collect the reward.
Liu daxi
Send someone to the city to find 42 chefs at once.
Ask them to hold a 10 monkey banquet in five days. No one has ever taught a chef to cook. "Nonsense! You mean look down on people. You mean I can't afford your melon money? " Zhao Kuangyin said also deliberately patted his pocket. "If the military adviser is really sorry, then we will pay ten pounds for melons according to other people's prices." The old man said slowly. Monkey technique
There is nothing they can do. Liu Wuer suddenly turned against her.
Fierce eyes.
Angry: "If you can't make these 100 monkey seats,
Go back and let your master do it.
otherwise
Don't blame Lao Tzu's master for being right. Monks must have decrees issued by the court. If there is no law, becoming a monk is illegal. The common names, dharma names and monasteries of monks were recorded in degrees. With the viceroy, they were protected by the imperial court, so they could be exempted from taxes and read the scriptures with peace of mind. It is precisely because Dudie is a necessary thing for monks that it is rare and many people resell it at a high price. The viceroy of Beijing is even more precious. Most of them have been sold to all parts of the country by smart people, and there are almost no viceroy in the whole capital to buy. Tough "
It turns out that the most difficult thing in this hundred monkeys feast is to pluck the monkey hair.
Burn the roots with fire.
Pull them out one by one with pliers. Can you pull out 100 monkeys in three days? In addition, Liu Wuer reissued this rare monkey feast.
One is to show his authority.
The second is to suggest that he has a long life.
The third is to show off his wealth. Like spoiling his fun.
Your life will be in danger! One by one, the chefs were frightened.
It's like running away from the plague.
The deadline is up.
Still no chef came in.
And Liu ru were on pins and needles. Both the master and the servant were angry.
Si Tong, who was put in by the guards, was a strong and dissolute man. In order to win the competition, Xue Zhifu made a strict screening of wine sets before the competition. At the last minute, he chose a wheel to push me. I'm sorry! I said, I forgot to pick up the stone for you. After a while, I met a fish. I gave him cheese skin, and he gave me fish as a reward. After a while, I met a man with a bundle of straw on his back. I changed the fish into straw. Then I went to the straw on the roof in the air and saw the sun spinning and the moon winding, while Sankt Pell was standing there picking oats. A ghost cup for him. When he found himself looking at the ghost cup, the ghost cup seemed to have a magical power, which could firmly attract his attention, and the vivid beauty pattern was even more amazing. Make a living by doing short-term jobs. He has been coveting the beautiful housewives of the Wu family for a long time, and this time he deliberately attracted her attention. Young man
He stared at Liu Caiwen jokingly and said, "I was invited by the chefs."
I'm here to give a hundred monkeys' feast to Wu Ye. "This young man called Japan.
Grandpa is a famous local chef.
Nicknamed chef Li. When Li Yi was a child, she and her friends often liked to burn the wild animals they caught.
I came across a special cooking skill. Grandpa found that he was born to be a cook.
Careful teaching and counseling. Although this young man has amazing abilities.
But I have never demonstrated my skills in public.
At the sight of uncle Shi, uncle Shi is in distress situation.
Even his grandfather was worried about it.
Saving the reputation of the kitchen forest
I came to this Liujiagong Pavilion alone.
Liu Wuer saw that he was a hairless young man.
Disdainfully asked, "How did you pull the hair off the monkey?" Li Yi replied mysteriously: "Wu Ye doesn't know.
Kill so many monkeys
Equivalent to destroy the descendants of the Monkey King.
In case the Monkey King finds out.
It's amazing! Send someone to buy two new water tanks quickly.
Dig a car full of clean yellow mud.
I also need to find a rich and blessed person to help me.
It seems that only you are my most suitable assistant.
Other people will affect your fortune and life! "
Liu is evil.
But superstitious about god.
Yi also believes this. He asked Mr. Er to get everything ready.
I took off my robe and looked at the ten sons in front of me. The old man didn't answer, just smiled foolishly. Others only care about the golden fox, and only the boss checks his father's health. He was relieved to see that the old man was not injured, but his spirit was better than before.
Trousers with knotted sleeves
Stir the yellow mud yourself. Li Yi asked the servant to leave 10 live monkeys.
Then kill all the remaining monkeys.
Soak in water. I saw a group of monkeys being bloodily dissected.
It's really creepy. Li Yi also asked Liu Wuer to evenly wrap the monkey's claws and meat pieces in yellow mud.
Then put it in the hole dug next to the empty yard. Let him stick mud on it.
That's when he went back to rest.
Liu was born in a rich family since childhood.
Have you ever done rough and dirty work? He was so tired that his back ached.
There is bitterness in my heart and nowhere to vent my anger. At this time, I knew that Li Yi was deliberately teasing.
I can't help it
That night, Li Yi was burned for several hours. At dawn the next day.
Li Yi asked someone to wrap the dried yellow mud on the monkey's paw and gently pull the meat apart. I saw the monkey's hair pulled clean. This is a special cooking skill that Li Yi discovered when cooking wild animals with friends.
On the day of the banquet
Liu's eldest brother, second brother, fourth brother and some military and political leaders are all here. Compliments.
Liu Caiwen, the host, said a few words of thanks and then announced the start of the banquet. 10 The girls each brought a live monkey.
I saw them put the monkey in the middle under the big round table.
Press the button and the hedgehog will appear.
As soon as the turntable rotates
Hericium erinaceus was immediately crowned.
* * * The brain flower is out now. Another girl brought boiling sesame oil seasoning in time.
Pour it into the brain and stir it
The host and guests have scooped up some brains with a small gold-plated spoon and tasted them in advance. The clink of glasses, laughter and the screams of monkeys interweave into a very disharmonious food aid song!
Cold dishes include spiced braised monkey tripe, crispy quail monkey pieces and so on. The main dishes are Long Hudou monkey's paw, stewed monkey's paw with phoenix tail, roasted sea cucumber with monkey breast, stewed monkey slices with shark's fin, stewed monkey diced with duck web, etc. There is rock sugar, bird's nest and monkey heart soup in the middle to sober up.
Next, there is a big plate of turtle steamed monkey legs, cooked wings for monkeys and other series of delicacies. Finally, a big bowl of monkey lung slices hot and sour soup will relieve boredom.
Someone has heard about it beforehand.
Monkey meat not only nourishes yin and tonifies kidney
It can also drive away the cold
Dispelling wind and dampness
Strong bones and muscles
Therefore, everyone ate a big belly and a big round waist. The guests are very interested in this hundred monkeys banquet.
My eyes are full.
I'm full.
All the praise is unprecedented.
This 10 table hundred monkeys banquet
The consumption of people's ointment is really amazing. Those dignitaries have never thought about this problem.
When they are having fun.
This is a sad and sad time, and people are in dire straits!
From "Dragon Gate Array"
Postgraduate entrance examination fugitives ancient Xuanwumen Spring and Autumn Zhuo Xin classics