1. Before you have time to involute yourself, you have already begun to suffer internal mental involution.
2. In this involution world, some people are rolled up into twists, while others choose to lie down. After all, as long as I lie down on my own, no one can knock me down.
3. The tornado landed in xx.
4. While Li Yundi is in jail, I will quickly practice the piano and trap you to death.
5. Promote misogyny to Jimei people, kiss, hug, and kill their husbands behind their backs.
6. Rewind, bid farewell to involution, and live a straight life.
7. I don’t sleep when I’m asleep, I study and write to death.
8. My roommates all slept like little piggies while I studied secretly and failed all the subjects in the final semester, which made them miserable.
9. When you first listen to it, you don’t understand the volume, but when you listen to it again, you already know it.
10. On Qingming Festival, I will burn some paper money for myself first, so that I can be richer than them down below and trick them to death.
11. When others poop in the toilet, I poop directly on the bed. It’s so convenient and it catches them to death.
12. Turn on the game and pretend to be playing, but in fact, you put the book aside and secretly read it, secretly memorizing it, and it sucked them up.
13. It’s hard to find a partner now, so my beautiful roommates and I have a hard time digesting it, and we’re going to kill them.
14. Everyone was fishing in the water, and I was secretly studying while fishing, trapping them to death.
15. Others eat fried chicken and drink Coca-Cola, but I drink hot water every day. My health is better than theirs and I can kill them.
16. My roommates were all working on cooking, and I secretly picked out the urns. I wanted to look better in death than they lived, and I would kill them.
17. The boat will naturally straighten when it reaches the bridge, no need to make any more efforts now.
18. Everyone was playing on their mobile phones. I was playing TikTok loudly and reciting English words to keep them busy!
19. My colleagues are all off work, so I want to secretly work overtime to complete my performance, get re-employed by the boss, and trap them to death.
20. First place in the dormitory roll! Twenty excerpts from Douyin’s currently popular in-roll funny copywriting
1. No. 1 in the dormitory in-roll!
2. My roommates are all asleep, so I want to study secretly. I would rather tire myself to death than drag my friends to death.
3. This is not called involution, this is called learning quietly and then surprising everyone!
4. My colleagues are all off work, so I want to secretly work overtime to complete my performance, get re-employed by the boss, and trap them to death.
5. May everyone who has a firm goal be able to be confident and confident in the future without fear of involution!
6. The stylist asked me what hairstyle I wanted, and I said natural curls.
7. I want to exercise quietly and develop a good figure to impress them.
8. As long as you can't roll to death, roll to death.
9. Turn on the game and pretend to be playing, but in fact, you put the book aside and secretly read it, secretly memorizing it, and it sucked them up.
10. None of my roommates died, I died secretly and trapped them to death.
11. Only when you get good grades can you become a master.
12. My roommates were still sleeping, but I had already finished my meal and returned to the dormitory. I secretly added honey to the water I drank, and my poop was smoother than theirs, and I could kill them.
13. Others eat fried chicken and drink Coca-Cola, but I drink hot water every day. I am in better health than them and can kill them.
14. Even if you tire yourself to death, you will still drag your classmates to death.
15. It’s not that I don’t learn, it’s that I really don’t learn.
16. I don’t sleep when I’m asleep, I study and write to death.
17. I would rather tire myself to death than drag my classmates to death.
18. It’s hard to find a partner now, so my beautiful roommates and I are trying to digest it internally, and we’ll kill them.
19. When you first listen to it, you don’t understand the volume, but when you listen to it again, you’re already in the volume.
20. Not going against myself is the best thing I have ever done in this world.
A very popular humorous and classic copywriting on Douyin
Part 1 of a very popular humorous and classic copywriting on Douyin
1. It’s not that success comes slowly, but that you give up quickly.
2. Don’t eat from the bowl and worry about what’s in the pot. Eat directly with the pot in hand, so you don’t have to worry about it.
3. I have two hobbies, static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, and dynamic is turning over.
4. It’s not that we didn’t catch the last train of happiness, it’s that we couldn’t get on it.
5. You are not afraid of not passing the exam, but you are afraid of not taking the exam.
6. We have all loved, been hurt, suffered, and hated, but we have never lost weight.
7. Time always makes people grow old slowly, but it is difficult to retain all the good things you once had.
8. The world is as big as the one you lack.
9. Don’t believe me every time I say I will never pay attention to you again. Am I like that kind of principled person?
10. Did 5 When she finished her homework in just a few minutes, her cell phone got jealous and coaxed her for 2 hours.
11. The high profile of a low-key person is a sign of being beaten.
12. If you are too fat, exercise actively. If your skin is not good, improve your diet. If your facial features cannot be changed, change your temperament. If you don’t know how to dress, learn how to dress. Never let yourself stop being beautiful.
13. Nothing is as contagious as enthusiasm. It can move stubborn people. It is the essence of sincerity.
14. I once tried to close the refrigerator door slowly to see when the light inside went out.
15. You think you are powerful because you are big. Dinosaurs were still big, so they are still extinct.
16. Don’t be so nice to me that I can’t tell whether it’s love or friendship.
17. Some people can make you feel distressed if they are serious, and some people can give you toothache if they are not polite.
18. Time can never stop the pace of dreams. With stubborn persistence, learn to make your dreams grow a little bigger every day.
19. You can steal my sentences or my expressions, but if you steal my heart, I will call you husband.
20. There are many things that you can’t figure out at the time. Don’t worry. If you think about it after a while, you won’t be able to remember it. Part 2 of the humorous classic copywriting that is very popular on Douyin
21. Ever since I picked up the pen that fell on the ground in the first grade of junior high school, I have never understood mathematics again.
22. It is recommended that everyone try to go to bed early and get up early, do not play online games, do not eat midnight snacks, and develop good habits. Over time, you will find that you have no friends.
23. Time flies so fast, only one second has passed, and two seconds have passed.
24. Parents are really magical creatures. They will believe any rumors in the circle of friends, but they will expose the lies you made up at a glance.
25. I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.
26. Youth passes quickly. Music, movies, and lovers are not preservatives.
27. If life deceives you, don’t be anxious, take out your beauty camera and deceive life.
28. Baidu can’t search for you, so I have to go to Sogou!
29. Getting express delivery feels like reuniting with a long-lost relative, but often after taking it apart, you find that the child looks like Lao Wang next door.
30. I know that I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you should reflect on yourself and why others can.
31. When the weather gets cold, the place I want to be the most is not only in bed, but also in your arms.
32. That piece of paper from the old man turned many young people into lonely old people.
33. Poverty limits so many things, why doesn’t it limit my weight?
34. A man’s anger is like setting off firecrackers, and it ends with a bang. When a woman is angry, she is like lighting mosquito coils, which keeps the temperature high and circulates in circles.
35. Wear other people’s shoes, go your own way, and let them find it.
36. Some people appear to be well-informed, but behind the scenes they have never even seen Peppa Pig.
37. Apart from love, there are also radishes in other people’s fields that you can’t extricate yourself from.
38. The little girl is not talented and can only miss the king, but cannot make him admire her.
39. Don’t fall in love with me, you’re hypocritical, let’s get married if you can.
40. Don’t wait for opportunities, but create them; there is no innate confidence, only confidence that is constantly cultivated. There is only one road that cannot be chosen - that is the road of giving up; there is only one road that cannot be refused - that is the road of growth. Attitude determines altitude, and altitude determines destiny. Be more cruel to yourself, and be more cruel to yourself, because if you want more than others, you must pay more than others. The third piece of humorous and classic copywriting that is very popular on Douyin
41. I gave you a rose that day, and the fragrance lingers in my hands. That day when you returned the rose to me, my hand was still injured.
42. I wish you all have a love that everyone admires, and I wish I had money.
43. Medicine cannot cure fake illnesses, and wine cannot cure real sorrows.
44. Wherever you fall, just lie there. Maybe you will fall again when you get up.
45. It is best to show off delicious food in the circle of friends at noon, because sooner or later there will be retribution!
46. If you have money, do things well; if you don’t have money, do people well. This is life.
47. No matter how cheap my love is, it will never be discounted for you.
48. I have been using height-increasing drugs recently, and the effect is quite obvious. I am two to three centimeters taller, but it is a little bit irritating to my feet when I put them one by one in my shoes.
49. You can do it if you try, and you can win if you fight.
50. When I have money, let’s buy two lollipops. You can watch me eat one lollipop, and I can eat the other lollipop to show you.
51. My head is full of wisdom, and it stretches my face.
52. Toss a coin: If it’s heads, go online, if it’s tails, go to bed, and if it’s up, go do your homework.
53. Those who have really worked hard will understand the importance of talent.
54. My wife asked me: If a female colleague seduced you, would you obey? I smiled and shook my head, haha, who do you think I am? I am the kind of person who will tell you what I really think. Human?
55. All the heavy rain I missed in those years will be returned to you these days.
56. If one day I block you, it’s not that I hate you, but that I really can’t afford what you’re selling.
57. I am a person who is good at reflecting on myself. For example, after I slap you with my backhand, I will think about whether I hit you lightly.
58. The recent bad weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.
59. There is no need to live in memories. You should start from now on to change your current predicament. Goodbye September, hello October.
60. What’s not Chinese Valentine’s Day? I’m still having a great time without you. A summary of 20 humorous involution sentences that have been very popular on Douyin recently
1. Before you have time to involute, you have already started to suffer from internal mental exhaustion.
2. The roommates were all working on cooking, and I secretly picked out the urns. I wanted to look better in death than they lived, and I trapped them to death.
3. During Double Eleven, I recommended good things to my roommates for them to buy, so I secretly saved money. In the end, I was richer than them all, and I tricked them to death.
4. There is no obstacle in life that you can’t overcome. If you can’t get over it, try to get over it!
5. When we are mentally strong, we will not regard winning as the only value of the game.
6. I would rather tire myself out than tire others out.
7. Everyone was fishing in the water, and I was secretly studying while fishing, trapping them to death.
8. Pretend to play games with Timi on, but actually put your phone aside and memorize it secretly, killing them.
9. Even if you tire yourself to death, you will still drag your classmates to death.
10. When Buddha meets Buddha by chance, life is so happy.
11. The roommates are all eating, and I want to secretly train Pamela to become the thinnest one and beat them to death.
12. My friends are all eating. I want to secretly train Pamela to become the thinnest one and kill them all.
13. There is a statement on the Internet that caused a stir: the entry threshold of the unit has suddenly risen from the previous "985 per capita" to "985 per capita master's degree," but the salary does not seem to have increased.
14. Why stand when you can do things lying down? Why be someone else when you can be yourself?
15. Involution of female celebrities: Comparing beauty, figure, fashion, and commercial value. Male celebrity involution: Who will go to jail first
16. I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then I learned more knowledge at the same time, which made him feel like a big stupid pig. Roll him to death.
17. You are all asleep, but I stay up late. I will die earlier than you, and I will kill you.
18. I am just the paper in the clothes pocket of the washing machine. It wraps me up to death, and no one will have a good time.
19. My roommates were all sleeping, so I secretly went out to pick up trash. I was richer than them all, and I got them all in trouble.
20. My roommates were still sleeping, but I had already finished my meal and returned to the dormitory. I secretly added honey to the water I drank, and my poop was smoother than theirs, and I could kill them. A must-have copywriting for Tik Tok’s hilarious involution video with high likes
1. You don’t have to go against others, let alone yourself.
2. This is not called involution, this is called learning quietly and then surprising everyone!
3. Promote misogyny to friends, kiss and hug their husbands behind their backs, and sweep them to death.
4. My roommates were all playing LoL, so I secretly reviewed to keep them busy.
5. My boyfriend plays games on weekends, and I secretly study to become more educated than him, and then I don’t want him.
6. Other children only know how to play, but I secretly practice kowtowing to kill them during the Chinese New Year.
7. I told my boyfriend that we would take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then I learned more knowledge at the same time, which made him feel like a stupid pig and would kill him.
8. The greatest reconciliation in life is to accept that you are an ordinary person. We must have the courage to face the cruel reality that there may be nothing but distance in the distance. We have exhausted all our efforts, but we may only be ordinary people throughout our lives.
9. Not going against myself is the best thing I have ever done in this world.
10. Everyone was playing on their mobile phones. I was playing TikTok loudly and reciting English words to keep them busy!
11. You are all asleep, but I stay up late. I will die earlier than you, and I will kill you.
12. How to break the inner scroll, the only way is to read, because reading can break thousands of scrolls.
13. This society has long been trapped in an involutional whirlpool. You must stay clear and escape from it.
14. While Li Yundi is in jail, I will quickly practice the piano and trap you to death.
15. Why stand when you can do things lying down? Why be someone else when you can be yourself?
16. The roommates are all eating, and I want to secretly train Pamela to become the thinnest one and kill them all.
17. My roommates were still sleeping, but I had already finished my meal and returned to the dormitory. I secretly added honey to the water I drank. My poop was smoother than theirs, and I could kill them.
18. How do you stop? If you stop, you will be swept away. If you can't stop, it will be like a huge gear pressing you down.
19. Even if you tire yourself to death, you will still drag your classmates to death.
20. My roommates were all sleeping, so I secretly went out to pick up trash. I was richer than them, and I trapped them to death.