object: moderator (hereinafter referred to as the main): female, Chen xx

two pro debaters (hereinafter referred to as Zheng 1 and Zheng 2, respectively): Li X, Song xx

two anti debaters (hereinafter referred to as anti-1 and anti-2, respectively): Xu XX, Deng xx

On-site: if it is a regular debate, Now, we are holding the final of the National Jingle Cup Debate Competition at the 25 Domestic Household Summary and Commendation Party in chigo air conditioning. First of all, let me introduce to you that the square debaters are representatives from the sketch world, and their debate topic is that laughing is better than crying; Opposing debaters are representatives from the phonological world, and their argument is that crying is better than laughing. Next, I declare the final of this debate contest to begin now. Choose jingle, choose gorgeous life, jingle brand nano-toffee. Let's have a debate for one minute, please!

plus 1: thank you, chairman. We think that laughter is better than crying for three reasons. First, laughter is synonymous with beauty. Whenever the beautiful women in history are mentioned from ancient times to the present, what is written in the book is to look back and smile; I choose beauty when I choose to laugh, and I choose what I like.

Zheng 2 (putting shoes on the table, saying): Anta Zheng 1: Second, laughter can add fun to our lives and make our lives colorful; Third: Laughter can shorten the distance between people, make everyone live in harmony and be as close as a family. It can be seen that laughing is better than crying. Thank you! (Sit down, get up, dialect) Laughter is the best!

master: there is no best but better! Thank you for your wonderful speech. Eating tinkling green nano toffee is wonderful every day. Let's invite the opposing side to make a debate and make a statement, and the time is also one minute.

anti-1: Thank you, Madam President. The other party has just made a wonderful speech, but we can't agree with some of the other party's views. We believe that it is better to laugh than to cry. First of all, crying is the most important way to vent depression. We have heard that some people are unhappy, some people die of depression, and even heard that some people play mahjong and laugh to death. Therefore, happiness should not laugh wildly, but sadness requires crying. Another thing, crying can keep you healthy, beauty beauty. Studies have shown that crying can affect more than 2 facial muscles. As the saying goes, life lies in exercise. < P > Counter 2: Crying for nothing really works. My waist doesn't hurt, my legs don't cramp, and the debate is exciting!

anti-1: crying more can also make you younger, and truly make you different. To sum up, crying is really better than laughing. Thank you!

Lord: eat jingling green nano-toffee every day. Thank you for your wonderful speeches. Audience friends can call or send text messages to participate in our program and have the opportunity to get our exquisite gifts. Our gift is a packet of pickled mustard tuber with a mouthful of oil brand produced by Weixing Tianxia Automobile Manufacturing General Factory.

Reverse 2: It's really good to have pickled mustard tuber with a mouthful of oil brand, and it's really good to have everyone ~

Master: or mother, I also want a square and authentic salted duck egg produced by nipple factory,

Positive 2: square and authentic salted duck egg, battle egg in duck egg ~

Master. Let's enter the free debate. Both sides have five minutes, freedom and glory, and jingle green nano-toffee. Please speak in the affirmative first.

Zheng 1: As we said, laughter is synonymous with beauty, and there are so many idioms and allusions describing beautiful laughter, like smiling and laughing!

anti-1: and laughing off your big teeth, right? Audience friends, be sure to watch your big teeth and don't laugh!

Zheng 2: Don't be too happy for the other debater. Let's see what's a better word to describe crying. Cry for your father and cry for your mother.

anti-2: What happened to the ghost crying and wolf howling? We call it dancing with wolves, showing our manly demeanor.

Reverse 1: Seven wolves suit, man's choice ~

Positive 1: Just now, the other debater was really a bachelor talking about marriage-he didn't pretend to understand. I'd like to ask you what a suit is?

anti-2: Of course. Western-style suits originated in central Europe in the 18th century and were introduced to China in the early 2th century. A complete suit consists of coat, trousers, shirt and tie. Since the reform and opening up, suits have once become the most common clothing in the streets and alleys of China.

plus 2: in my opinion, you don't even know the most basic requirements of a suit.

anti-1: what do you not know? What a woman wants from a man is what a man wants from a suit.

Zheng 1: You know a lot about women when you say that?

anti-1: it doesn't mean that laughing is better than crying if you don't understand it.

plus 1: any man who says that he knows women is absolutely insane. Bridges are women, waterfalls are women, dark clouds cover the sun, stars light up or women. A woman's heart is a needle in the sea, which is hard to ponder!

anti-2: since we talk about women, we can't do without crying. Crying is a weapon for women to conquer men, and many clanking men are defeated by women's tears.

plus 2: crying is a sign of weakness. Men don't flick when they have tears. When our indomitable spirits are hurt, we add a knife to ourselves, which is called "forbearance".

anti-1: it's not a crime for a man to cry! Repay the tears after a long separation ~ (dialect) Tears are a kind of relief, which can dilute sorrow and comfort a broken heart.

Zheng 1: nowadays, men are used to sneering at everything. Women's tears are no longer good, and it's no use crying and hanging in front of our masters.

anti-2: Meng Jiangnv's husband cried down the Great Wall, which is a legendary story, but I have never heard of anyone laughing down the Great Wall!

Zheng 2: Meng Jiangnu cried down the Great Wall. Did you see it?

anti-2: I didn't watch it. Hey, I didn't see you watching?

Zheng 2: didn't you see what you were talking about here?

anti-2: don't talk nonsense without looking at it? Madam President, Meng Jiangnv is deeply affectionate and is the pride of your women. Tell me.

the great wall will never fall down, and domestic products should strive for self-improvement. Sorry, I didn't see her cry down the Great Wall either. Forget it, this problem is over, you go on.

plus 2: the flowers are similar from year to year, and people are different from year to year. Nowadays, women's tears are like tap water, which is casual and cheap, and it is normal for men to see more.

anti-1: cheap is a profit, wonderful is not discounted! Ridiculous, but there is a price to pay. Zhou Youwang only wants to win a beautiful smile, play the vassal in a bonfire, and eventually become the king of national subjugation; Cao Mengde defeated Huarong, and three laughs attracted Zhao Guan and Zhang San's soldiers and horses. Thanks to crying, he won Guan Yu's sympathy and let him live. So crying is the best.

anti-2: Good crying, hey, good appetite, good health, delicious food.

positive 1: Laughter can be seen everywhere in our lives. Just like the Xiaoxiao wedding international tour group opposite my home, the slogan that people play is to welcome guests from all over the world with a smile and be happy to recruit money from all sides.

anti-1: Their advertisement is: "Please fly to the North Pole for your honeymoon! The local night is twenty-four hours long. "

anti-2: Go ahead, (sing) and let you cry enough at a time ~

anti-1 anti-2: Cry enough every day, and dinner is fragrant ~

Master: You two have gone too far. Getting married is the top priority in life. How do you make people cry?

anti-1: this is called crying for joy ...

anti-2: I protest! The chairman of the protest is partial to the opponent's defense friend ...

(advocate-placard-protest is invalid)

Counter 1: OK, don't cry! Don't you know the divorce rate is high now? Getting married, right? I'll make you happy and sad. I'll leave you immediately and cry. You ~

cry enough every day, and eating is fragrant ~

Lord: (whistling) Now I declare that the opposing party is forbidden to speak for 3 seconds ~

Exactly 1: Then we still have to go out for a trip when we get married.

Exactly 2. Eat tinkling nano-toffee, and good luck is with you. (2 seconds pause) I don't tell the average person ~ ~ The program continues.

Zheng 1: Laughter is an indispensable ingredient in people's lives. Let's make an analogy for the other debater. Has the other debater eaten braised pork? Can there be no soy sauce in braised pork?

anti-1: I want to remind my opponent that your question has nothing to do with this debate. But I can definitely answer you that braised pork can be cooked without soy sauce.

Zheng 1: how can braised pork without soy sauce be called braised pork?

anti-2: Hey, the other debater obviously doesn't know much about braised pork. What's wrong without soy sauce? (Everyday food intonation) We can mix sugar, salt, starch and Zizyphus jujuba with two or two, add 1/2 teaspoon of pepper (3g), 1 teaspoon of pepper (3g), 1 onion, 1 ginger, 2 teaspoons of cooking wine (1ml), a little coriander, 6g of oil, chopped onion, ginger and garlic, and put 25g of tibia meat in the pot. (doing actions)

anti-1: Wow! Steaming the dragon for eighteen days ~

Reverse 2: OK, take the pot,

Reverse 1: Shake it before eating, and it tastes good ~!

Zheng 1: listen, everyone, my god! The other debater actually confused braised pork with steamed pork.

anti-2: What's wrong with steamed pork with flour and flour?

(anti-2 hits anti-1' s arm for help)

anti-1: yeah, yeah, what's wrong with the steamed pork? Steamed pork with flour is delicious, too!

anti-2: Yes, steamed pork with flour is delicious, too. Haven't you tried it?

the meat is delicious, so you should eat more vegetarian dishes, so that the nutrition can be balanced (hold up the brand-KFC). Why did you run into the kitchen again? Do braised pork and steamed pork have anything to do with smiling hard? Really, start again.

plus 1: our laughter can pierce the cloud and crack the stone.

anti-1: our crying can tear our hearts out.

Zheng 2: When brothers meet again, a smile can eliminate enmity and enmity, and a smile can eliminate estrangement and dissolve hatred.

anti-2: villagers see villagers, and their eyes are full of tears. There are also Chinese athletes who have won glory for their country and made remarkable achievements. When they are wearing golden Olympic gold medals on their chests and looking at the moment when the bright red five-star red flag Ran Ran rises, they always have tears in their eyes. It can be seen that crying is the best way to show your true feelings.

plus 1: The upcoming 28 Olympic Games in Beijing will make all Chinese people proud. During this period, tens of thousands of volunteers will be beaming and smiling to provide meticulous help to international friends who will come to Beijing at that time and act as messengers of laughter. Do the other debaters have any objections?

anti-1 (I don't know how to answer after standing up, but ask anti-2): How do you say it?

anti-2 against anti-1: You said yours, why do you ask me?

anti-1 is right 1: you said yours, why do you ask me?

Zheng 1: Listening to your words is better than studying for ten years, which breaks my body and mind like a spring breeze and makes me sigh! Almost made me laugh to tears.

anti-1: right! Everyone knows that tears of joy bring sorrow, so it can be seen that both extremes of laughter are crying. What is the explanation?

(Zheng 1 and Zheng 2 stand up at the same time, see each other stand up and sit down at the same time. )

1 is 2: Go ahead.

positive 2 is positive 1: Why should I say it? Why don't you say it when you stand up?

Zheng 1 Zheng 2: You stood up, too. Why didn't you say something?

positive 2 is positive 1: don't stand up if you don't say it later.

Zheng 1 Zheng 2: I won't stand up now, you say it.

positive 2 is positive 1: I need to know what to say, and I don't need to talk nonsense with you.

Lord: hey! Why did you quarrel by yourselves? Start again.

Zheng 2: Our comic sketch actor's mission is to spread laughter to thousands of families. Do the other debaters still have doubts about this?

anti-1: Every guest on the program "Art Life" was made to cry by Zhu Jun, but everyone was still scrambling to get involved, which shows that crying is more attractive.

(Zheng 2 stood up and pointed at him, then sat down. )

anti-1: Is the opponent's debater out of words, and there is nothing to say?

plus 2: I just meant to say: ah! You don't understand it. People with your IQ have difficulty in understanding it.

anti-2: you belong to Zhu bajie-you are a rake, aren't you? We are all elites in the phonology field. Crosstalk has a long history of hundreds of years. How long are your sketches?

plus 1: no matter how long the tortoise lives, it can't run away from the rabbit just full moon.

anti-1: Let's see what talents are left in your sketch circle. Those who look a little decent have gone to fight and rob. Take you two for example, it's just a cucumber and a sweet potato.

master: why are you so rude and have no quality at all? You can't just say what people look like, can you?

plus 1: the chairman is fair. (realizing that what the host said is wrong) huh?

Zheng2: We are golden partners ~ ~

Zheng1 Zheng2: Yeah

Zheng1: No gifts this year ~

Zheng2: Only melatonin is accepted as gifts ~

Reverse 1: What about the golden partner? I wonder how a cucumber and a sweet potato make him a golden partner ~ < P > Exactly 1: Just the two of you together is the name of a Hong Kong and Taiwan singer.

anti-2: who?

plus 1: Wu Bai.

anti-1: didn't you say clearly that we were two hundred and fifty?

master: malicious language attacks are not allowed.

plus 2: men quarrel, but women don't interrupt.

(the host blows the horn)

The host: When the time is up, both sides will stop speaking. Now let me sum up today's competition: today's debate was held in a peaceful atmosphere, and both debaters expounded their views in a friendly and powerful way. It's true that women are right, public is right, and the two sides are evenly matched. Eating tinkling green nano toffee is wonderful every day. Later, the jury will discuss and decide the champion of this debate. See you later!

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