Artistic and charming two-part allegorical saying. Advertising language. proverb

library

1, take away the knowledge and leave a good book.

2, quietly suck the source of knowledge, show the true nature of true talent and practical learning.

Romance is not talking about Feng Jian, but silence means the longest.

4, the eyes are ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, and the ears must be quiet for a while.

Don't take anything away except the memory, and don't leave anything except the footprints.

6. Take away nothing but thoughts and leave nothing but newspapers.

7. Leave books and newspapers and take the truth away.

teaching building

1. You don't need too many words to communicate with your heart ―― please keep quiet.

2. With noise, I can't be calm; With slapstick, others can't think.

3. Civilize your language and elegant your manners.

Leave nothing but the back, and take nothing away except knowledge.

5, reading ideas are clear, quiet and far-reaching.

6. Noisy stops here, and thoughts sublimate here.

7. Make your thoughts smart and beautiful, and make your words and deeds civilized and elegant.

8. Civilized language starts with me, and civilized etiquette starts with me.

Parks, squares and scenic spots

1, public places, Cod, no invigilation, I wish you qualified.

2. Bypass three or five steps and leave the grass green.

3, distance produces beauty, close contact refuses-protect the lawn.

4, "Tucao" is just right, starting from me.

5, into the embrace of nature, please don't dirty her beautiful clothes.

6. Make your expectoration as elegant as your speech.

7. The flowers you take away are short-lived, but the flowers you leave behind are forever. Please leave "green" under your feet.

8. The trash can says: What you throw away is exactly what I need.

Give me the dirty things, Mother Earth said. She just put on a clean dress ―― the trash can.

10, I ate so much that I swallowed all the scraps of paper.

1 1. Take away good memories and leave a good heart.

12, flowers can be rewarded directly, without folding flowers to reward branches.

13, the grass smiles at you, please make a detour.

14, a flower and a grass are all life, and a leaf is always related to love.

15, laughing in the flowers and enjoying the appearance outside the park.

Residential areas and communities

1, I'll take care of you when it's dark, and turn me off when it's dawn-said the corridor light.

Children need to be quiet when they study, and their neighbors need to be quiet when they rest-quiet.

3, the heights are too cold, and loving your neighbors means loving yourself.

restaurant

1, wine luminous glass, overeating hurts the spleen and stomach.

2. Don't get drunk when drinking. What does it taste like to be drunk?

It is the most precious thing to cherish health if you don't get drunk today.

Publicity of traffic laws and regulations

1, the driver has a glass of wine, and the relatives have two lines of tears.

2. Go on the road safely and go home happily.

Go out happily and go home safely.

Advocate water conservation

1, now, human beings are thirsty and have water to drink; What will happen if the earth lacks water in the future?

2. Cherish the source of life and "get close" bit by bit.

Internet cafe/bar

1, the cursor flashes; Keyboard sound sends civilization.

2. Can play games, but can't play games; Games are not life, and life is not a game.

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1, German Volkswagen: "Small is good."

2. Coca-Cola: "Enjoy the fresh moment."

3. Marlboro cigarettes: "Marlboro men."

4. Nike: "Just do as you say."

5. McDonald's: "You should take a day off."

6. De Beers: "Diamonds last forever, and one lasts forever."

7. Ge: "Ge brings a better life."

8. Table frequency? Wine: "That wonderful taste is beyond words."

9. Clairaux hair dye water: "Did she use it? She is useless? "

10, Elvis Presley: "We are trying."

1 1, FedEx: "Fast leg waiter."

12, Apple Computer: "1984."

13, Alca-Schultz Company: Multiple Advertisements.

14, Pepsi: "Pepsi-Cola, just to the taste."

15, Mai's coffee: "Didi Xiang, the meaning is still unfinished."

16, ivory soap: "99 and 44/ 100% purity."

17, American rapid transit company: "Do you know me?"

18, U.S. conscription office: "become a generalist."

19, Anaxin painkiller tablets: "Quick, quick, quick."

20. The Rolling Stones: "This feeling is real."

2 1, Pepsi: "the choice of a new generation."

22. Haswell shirt: "The person who wears Haswell."

23. Boma Razor: "The signboard array beside the road."

24. American Burger King: "Take it on the road."

25. Jinbaotang: "Mom, it's delicious."

26. US Forest Service: "The little brown bear wears a narrow hat that says" Smoking "and" can prevent forest fires. "

27. Budweiser beer: "This Budweiser beer is for you."

I dream of going shopping in my underwear.

29. Victor Language Machine Company: "Pronunciation Master."

30.money? What's wrong with it? Jing skeleton shines green? A cone? How can I fry α! ?

3 1, raspberry soap: "Smooth skin, you can't help touching it."

32. Benson hodges100th anniversary: "Our shortcomings."

33. National Biscuit Company: "UNEEDA Biscuit" Boy in Boots. "

34. High-energy battery: "High-energy rabbit."

35. I said, "Salt is like rain."

36. Chanel perfume: "share this dream."

37. Ford's Saturn series: "Different companies, different cars."

38. Crest Toothpaste: "Look, Mom, there are no cavities."

39. Mars chocolate: "Only soluble in the mouth, not in the hands."

40. Timex: "Unforgettable."

4 1, Chevrolet: "Drive your Chevrolet to see America."

Calvin Klein: "There is nothing between me and my Calvin."

43. Reagan strives for re-election as president of the United States: "This is another spring in the United States."

44. Winston Tobacco: "Winston, good smoke."

45. American Music School: "When I sat on the piano bench, they all laughed at me until I started playing.

Camel cigarettes: "I walked a mile to buy this pack of camel cigarettes." "

47. Wendy Hamburg: "Where is the beef?"

48. Anti-solution: "Always a bridesmaid, never a bride."

49. Cadillac: "Be a leader! ! ?

50. "Beautiful America" Movement: "Weeping Indians."

5 1, Cha Min: "Don't squeeze Cha Min!"

52. Wheat family: "Breakfast of champions."

53. Coca-Cola: "The real Coca-Cola."

54. Coach Greyhound Company: "It's only fun to take a car, and there is no fatigue when driving."

55. Curry rice: "Take a bite and make it simply."

56. Polaroid instantly said, "It's that simple."

57. Gillette razor: "It feels good to look at the light."

58. levis Lai Bread: "You don't have to be Jewish to like levis Lai Bread."

59. Piper Sodan Toothpaste: "You may want to know where the macula is."

60. Good luck cigarette: "Just seek good luck, not sweetness."

6 1, 7-up soda: "This is not coke."

62. Vesco cleaner: "Please put it on the collar."

63.Sunsweet Prunes: "A point today will become a wrinkle tomorrow."

64. Grain of Life: "Hello, McKee."

65. Hertz Car Rental Company: "Let Hertz take you on the road."

66. Foster Grant Food Company: "What is behind Foster Grant?"

67. Broiler: "Let a tough guy be a soft and spicy chicken."

68. Haumark (London Gold Union): "Sincere care is expressed in real money."

69. Girls' brand sheets in the flower season: "It's worth the money."

70. Greensboro Group: "Jackson Heights Apartment."

7 1, Steinway piano: "immortal instrument."

72. Leavis jeans: "50 1 blue."

73. Black Glama Great Lake Fur: "What is living in legend?"

74. Sister Blue Wine: Steele Milla.

75. Rum beer: "From Blue Water Town."

76. Quaker cereal: "Shoot it out of the gun."

77.ESPN Sports Channel: "This is the sports center."

78. Mohsen Beer: "Laugh at the couple."

79. California Milk Promotion Association: "Did you drink milk?"

80. AT&T: "Feel free to contact."

8 1, Blair Kerim Hair Cream: "Use only a little at a time."

82. Carlin Black Label Beer: "Hey, Maybelline has a black label."

83. Suzuki motorcycles: "Joe who lies."

84. BMW: "the ultimate driver."

Texaco Oil Company: "Give your car to this star, don't worry."

86. Coca-Cola: "It will always be Coca-Cola."

87. Xerox copier: "This is a miracle."

88. Barto and Joyce wine cooler: "Frank and Eddie" folk duet.

89. Danno Yogurt: "Old people in Russia."

90. Volvo Cars: "In Sweden, the life of an ordinary car."

9 1 6 motel chain: "We'll keep a lamp for you."

92. Jill -0 Restaurant Dessert: "bill cosby and the Children"

93.IBM: "Chaplin's little wandering image."

94. American Tourist Association: "Grella the Gorilla."

95. Guardian of Power: "Medicine chest."

96. Mable fast food breakfast: "I am 40 years old today, and I want my Mable."

97. Ba Fulin Medicine: "A beating heart."

Wrigley shirt: "My friend Joe Helmkis is a horse now."

99. Yang Robikam Advertising Company: "Shocking."

100, lyndon johnson runs for president of the United States: "first-class."

Xiehouyu:

A sentence consisting of two parts, the former part is like a riddle, and the latter part is like a riddle.

For example, look at people under the door-look down on people. (Metaphorically, people are narrow-minded and don't know people comprehensively) Stealing chickens and eating rice. (that is, not only does it not take advantage,

Instead, I suffered a loss)

Proverb:

Proverbs are commonly used fixed sentences handed down by people orally, which reflect profound truth in simple and popular language.

For example, go further. (Hundred-foot pole head: the top of a very high pole. Metaphorically, you can't be satisfied with what you have achieved, you must continue to work hard again and again. )

Humorous stories:

Once, an American reporter interviewed by Zhou Enlai asked with malicious intent, "Sir, why do you people in China call the road the road that people take?"

After listening, he didn't rush to refute with barbed words, but said humorously: "We are taking the Marxist road, referred to as the road." This American journalist is still

Don't give up, continue to have questions: "Premier, in the United States, people walk with their heads held high, but why do you China people walk with your heads down? How to explain this? "

Premier Zhou said with a smile, "This is not surprising. The question is simple. You Americans are going downhill. Of course, you have to walk with your head held high, and we in China are going uphill.

Of course, I walked with my head down. The reporter asked again, "There are 400 million people in China now. How many toilets need to be repaired? " This is sheer nonsense, but in such a diplomatic situation, once again,

Inconvenient to refuse, Premier Zhou smiled gently and replied, "Gentlemen! A men's toilet and a women's toilet. "

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What do you care? You!

I see you always run to the hospital.

B yes.

A went to work in the hospital.

B no.

A hospital went to work at your place.

B hospital to work at my place?

A: Let the hospital ambulance pull you.

B: Fuck you!

But you always run to the hospital. You must have a crush on the nurses in which department.

B ran to the hospital just to see the nurse.

The nurses in the hospital are all women.

B I'm not that interested.

You have a nickname.

B: Hey!

A Then why did you go to the hospital?

B I have a toothache.

You have a toothache.

B yes.

Why hasn't your toothache healed?

Where should I be hurt?

Your feet may hurt.

Does the second foot hurt?

A, then you boiled and steamed your feet.

B I is a pig's hoof.

A is your smelly foot. Nobody wants it when it smells good. I mean, soak your feet.

B let me soak my feet.

A: Yes, close your eyes, the hot water is bubbling, and you are as comfortable as walking on clouds. That's settled. You won't go to the hospital tomorrow.

Don't go to the hospital.

Go soak your feet.

B: I said soaking your feet can soak your teeth.

By the way, I forgot that you have a toothache.

B I have a bad toothache. I grin and soak my feet, but my feet are very comfortable. My teeth can't stand it.

A, too. Let me tell you.

b？

A: It doesn't hurt to have all your teeth pulled out and throw them in the hospital.

It didn't hurt at all when I ran around the street with a lost tooth.

Actually, it's okay to relax. If people want to relax, it is always dark during the day. People don't relax, it's always dark during the day. Therefore, it is a dark day to have teeth or not.

B you can say it.

A just broke a tooth. How much can it cost?

B that's my tooth, too

I see.

B what do you know?

You are suffering from toothache. Then allow you to have a toothache.

B Hey, you have to approve this toothache.

A Do you have a toothache once or twice, or do you have a toothache all over your mouth?

This toothache made me hit the wall.

If A had known this, you might as well have no teeth.

That's what people say.

A What do you suggest?