Old Songs and New Songs is a cross talk performed by Guo Donglin and Feng Gong in CCTV Spring Festival Evening in 2.

Script:

Guo: Dear audience, Happy New Year! Oh, Brother Gong, don't worry, the cattle let him do his thing, and I will accompany you for the New Year!

feng: really? This is the real buddy.

Guo: Of course, we are close friends. We are twins at this stop.

feng: who wants to say it's a little different? What a poor look!

Guo: the pursuit is the same.

feng: I will do whatever he does.

Guo: I'm going to make a movie.

feng: I'm a producer.

Guo: I want to be a hero.

feng: I'll be a model.

Guo: I want to play a local ruffian.

feng: I'll play the jerk.

Guo: I'm going to do a small business.

feng: I'll practice the stall.

Guo: I want to get an onion.

feng: I'll just slap two garlic heads.

Guo: I want to steal four potatoes.

feng: I'll take six eggs.

Guo: I'm going to the detention center.

Feng: I'll go in … I'll send you a box lunch every day.

Guo: why don't you go in?

feng: I am an insider of the public security bureau.

Guo: Bad luck is in your hands! [1]

Feng: In the new millennium, we have to get down to business, don't we?

Guo: That's right, Gong Ge, that's what I was thinking! CCTV, many columns will be new.

feng: that's right.

Guo: This is an opportunity for us. I have to help them.

feng: right, right, right.

Guo: You said I would help that column first.

Feng: Help that column. Help that column if it is weak.

Guo: Exactly! I'll start with the focus interview. This focus interview .......

Feng: No, no, no, no, Du ... This column is not weak!

Guo: Not weak!

feng: not weak, not weak, not weak

Guo: sitting there alone, frowning and nagging endlessly, how monotonous it is

feng: what do you mean?

Guo: You should ask Shui Junyi and Fang Hongjin to sing Allegro Tianjin when they broadcast the focus interview.

feng: huh?

Guo: We don't praise such a dozen bamboo boards, but I praise the traditional gourmet Goubuli steamed stuffed bun. What's the beauty of this Goubuli steamed stuffed bun? It's thin and stuffed with eighteen pleats, just like a flower.

feng: this is a description of steamed stuffed bun. you can't use it indiscriminately. Say that the girl looks beautiful, just like a flower, but you must never say that the girl looks like a steamed stuffed bun.

Guo: That's right.

Feng: Say that girl looks beautiful, just like a flower. You must never say that girl looks like a steamed stuffed bun.

Guo: how about it! Just put new content in this form, and the focus interview will be on fire. At that time ...

Feng: No, no, no, this is the time. How about we welcome him to broadcast a focus interview to us in this form today?

Guo: Broadcast the focus interview with Tianjin Allegro here? Can't make it.

feng: why can't you come?

Guo: I didn't bring my board.

feng: I have it with me.

Guo: I have it ...

Guo: What are you doing with him? You can't play. People have to play with that thing. You play like a decoration. Who will listen?

Guo: playing flowers … well, in the old days, people had to eat.

feng: I missed it, so cut the crap-focus interview!

Guo: Here we go. And a band? We can't boast about such a dozen bamboo boards. We should say something in today's focus interview. We should say something. Ah ...

Feng and Guo: We should say something!

feng: are you poor?

Guo: Hey, tell me about China's entry into GATT to develop an economically prosperous country!

feng: ok!

Guo: WTO, the organization is quite big. It has a thin skin and eighteen folds. It can't be a steamed stuffed bun!

feng: isn't this nonsense?

Guo: The negotiation between China and the United States was extremely difficult, and it was finally won through our hard work!

feng: yes!

Guo: The representative of the United States, who is still a woman, just signed the agreement and added conditions. I don't want to eat anything else at the party tonight. I can eat three if I don't care about it for half a catty.

Feng: Ouch ... (laughs)

Guo: Don't look at this female representative. She is usually dignified and chic, but when the steamed stuffed bun is served, she grabs it directly with her hands. Her mouth is straight, not bad, not bad, and delicious. It is called "Verygood" in our American dialect!

Guo: ok, ok, ok!

Feng: Ouch ... (Laughter)

Guo: This interview was reported by me. Hey, my name is Shui Junyi, but I look like a flower. Don't call me Num, and I look like a steamed stuffed bun.

Feng: Ah, my name is Guo Donglin. I'm not like a flower, but I'm fat and big-eared. I really look like a steamed stuffed bun!

Guo: Who looks like a steamed stuffed bun?

Feng: Our focus is on the steamed bun shop, right? Can we change it like this? ?

Guo: you can't change it like this.

feng: absolutely not!

Guo: I'm not going to change the focus interview. I'm going to a sports program, and it's appropriate for the sports program to sing Allegro Tianjin.

feng: really?

Guo: There is such a dozen bamboo boards, so we won't boast about others ...

Feng: I boast that League A is a Goubuli steamed stuffed bun.

Guo: ok!

Feng: It's all Allegro Tianjin!

Guo: how can that be? Sports programs have to have a higher pursuit, how can they sing Allegro Tianjin?

feng: no.

Guo: You have to sing JD.COM drums for sports programs. As far as I know, I am the only one in the whole country who can sing JD.COM Drum: The flaming sun has just come out of the mountain, and the morning glow covers half the sky ...

Feng and Guo: There are two people walking on the highway ...

Feng: An old man and a young man shout!

Guo: Zhang Laohan is over 5 years old this year.

feng: followed by her daughter named Zhang Guilan.

Guo: Zhang Laohan sent his daughter to school. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!

feng: carry the luggage for his daughter, high, high, high, high!

Guo/Feng: Gui Lan will pick up the pole and let his father have a rest and smoke a pack of cigarettes. Don't look at this shoulder pole, whether it is narrow at both ends or not wide at the middle. If it is put on, it will not bend at both ends, and no matter how heavy the weight is, it will not press the shoulder!

Guo: If you suffocate, just use this form and put on new content to broadcast, and then the sports program will be a hit!

feng: really!

Guo: By then ...

Feng: Not then, just now. We continue to welcome him to broadcast a women's football match to us with the JD.COM drum.

Guo: I can't come here to sing the women's football match with JD.COM drums.

feng: why can't you come?

Guo: I don't have three strings.

feng: I have it with me. Secretary Wang brought Sanxian.

Guo: The secretary also plays Killer.

feng: nonsense, there is an associate professor taking a bath.

Guo: ok! I said this thing won't come down in two or three years.

Guo: can it be good? He played cotton when he was a child. Sing what?

feng: women's football.

Guo: The fiery red sun just came out of the mountain, and half the sky is coming on the court. There are two people in China ...

Feng: How many?

Guo: eleven, an old man, that's a coach.

feng: introduce the players!

Guo: Sun Wen is in her fifties this year.

feng: how old are you?

Guo: fifteen or sixteen, mid-twenties.

feng: maybe.

Guo: followed by her daughter ...

Feng: Who?

Guo: No, the female players are all women. Captain Sun Wen is not easy. She carries the burden and passes the ball. < P > Feng: Huh?

Guo: Look at this ball. It's thin and stuffed with eighteen pleats. Goubuli's buns are not so round. Liu Ailing, pick up the pole and let Sun Wen have a rest and smoke a bag of cigarettes. Sun Wen didn't say that I would shoot the door when I started. After shooting the door, we can smoke again. Sun Wen's foot is boundless in power. It is narrow at both ends, but it is not wide. If you don't put the ball on it, it won't jump. If you put the ball on it, it will shake at both ends, and it won't miss the angle. Oh, my god! Sun Wen suddenly shot at the door ...

Feng: OK!

Guo: ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

feng: did you score?

Guo: Wait a minute, and all I can see is that ball ...

Feng: How's it going?

Guo: It's running towards that door ...

Feng: No, I asked you if you got in?

Guo: ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Do you want this football to get in? Let's talk about it next time. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead!

Guo: How about this broadcast? What kind of actions will fans and friends all over the country have!

feng: anyway, you are sure to be beaten. You can't take care of yourself after beating you. Is there such a change? I don't mind if you change the column, but you have to change it according to certain rules. You can't change it indiscriminately, huh?

Guo: Brother Gong, and the audience friends sitting here, I promise you that I will never change sports programs again.

feng: that's right.

Guo: I'll change the weather forecast ...

Feng: Here we go again.

Guo: If the weather is forecast, you can't sing JD.COM drums.

Feng: It has to be Allegro Tianjin.

Guo: right.

Feng: It's said that there are dozens of bamboo boards, and they are snowflakes as big as flowers. When I take a closer look, it's Goubuli steamed stuffed bun.

Guo: What a mess.

feng: isn't that your idea?

Guo: My idea is to sing the weather forecast with popular songs, so that we can feel the new millennium.

feng: really? Then let's continue to welcome.

Guo: Here? Singing the weather forecast with pop songs, I can't come, I didn't bring …

Feng: I didn't bring anything?

Guo: I can see that he is the worst in the audience. You can bring whatever I know, and you can bring whatever I know, guitar! -Did you bring it?

feng: I really didn't bring it.

Guo: guitar in our jargon!

feng: I take my shoes in the shower.

Guo: That's the paddle. Secretary Shi brought me my guitar.

feng: he also has a secretary. wow, wow, he is a female secretary.

Guo: Nonsense. Who will bring the man? Play and sing.

feng: I'll try: I can't live without you in my dream, even if the night never comes again, I can't live without you in my heart, even if my heart is broken.

Guo: ok, at this level, at our door, you can listen to seven paragraphs for a penny.

Feng: You are poor or not, start now-weather forecast

Guo: One, two, three, four, I've heard that I have never seen the future of the new century, and the prospect of striding for two thousand years is magnificent, the wind and rain are good and the people are happy, and the country is rich and strong. China is all good weather, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ...

Feng:

Guo: what did you say?

feng: it's not windy in foreign countries?

Guo: scrape.

feng: what level?

Guo: one two three four five six seven.

Feng: Ouch ... (Laughter)

Guo: There are so many bamboo boards. Let's not boast about other things. Everyone says that I am like a flower when I am beautiful in winter. In fact, I think Feng Gong is the dog who ignores steamed stuffed bun.

feng: did I provoke you?