"I Can't Stand It" Lines:
Performers: Yue Yunpeng (hereinafter referred to as Yue), Sun Yue (hereinafter referred to as Sun)
Yue: Dear friend Everyone, I wish you a happy new year. I am cross talk actor Yue Yunpeng, wishing you a happy new year.
Sun: I am Sun Yue, wishing you a happy new year.
Yue: Wait a moment!
Sun: Why should I wait?
Yue: What is your name?
Sun: Sun Yue.
Yue: Sun Yue (Yue), I wish you peace.
Sun: Which Sun Yue?
Yue: Don’t you sing? You are in a good mood and my heart is flying.
Sun: Can I fly?
Yue: Why are you fat again?
Sun: What does it mean to be fat again and talk about cross talk?
Yue: Sun Yue who talks about cross talk.
Sun: That’s right.
Yue: It should be more than 500 kilograms.
Sun: Does this person weigh more than 500 kilograms?
Yue: How many pounds?
Sun: Why are you asking, 260.
Yue: What about 260?
Sun: What do you mean you still talk about it?
Yue: I always ask him how much it weighs, and he always tells me 260,260.
Sun: 260 all the time.
Yue: Later I realized that the scale reached 260.
Sun: I let the scale fool me!
Yue: How do I know he weighs more than 500 pounds?
Sun: How do you know?
Yue: Later he used two scales, one with one foot and one with one foot, and the total was 260.
Sun: Co-authored My Half Fan 260.
Yue: A fat man weighing over 500 kilograms.
Sun: Not that heavy.
Yue: I look down on people like you and can’t stand people like you who have no contribution to society and just eat and drink all day long.
Sun: Have you seen it? In today’s society, there is only one kind of person. You can’t stand this or that, you can’t stand this or that. That’s you.
Yue: Who is it?
Sun: You.
Yue: There is only one kind of person in society who does things that are intolerable.
Sun: What can't you bear?
Yue: Two days ago.
Sun: Ah.
Yue: I went to Xidan to travel two days ago.
Sun: Travel! Is that called tourism?
Yue: That’s called——
Sun: Shopping.
Yue: Let’s go shopping in Xidan.
Sun: Hey.
Yue: I’m going to Xidan Book Building to buy a book.
Sun: Study, study.
Yue: There is a building with that book at the entrance of Xidan Book Building.
Sun: Sculpture.
Yue: Yes.
Sun: Yes.
Yue: Can you bear it when someone writes graffiti on it?
Sun: Oh, this is an uncivilized phenomenon in tourism.
Yue: Where is this?
Sun: Where?
Yue: This is a paradise for literati.
Sun: Yeah.
Yue: Contains quality and cultivation.
Sun: That’s right.
Yue: I can’t bear it.
Sun: What should I do?
Yue: I boycott them.
Sun: How do you resist?
Yue: Comrade, this is your fault. How your parents educated you and how your teachers taught you are shameless.
Sun: Hi!
Yue: I drew a few circles at the back.
Sun: What is this circle?
Yue: I cursed him.
Sun: Hu wrote.
Yue: I will go home after buying the books. I have to take the bus.
Sun: Yes.
Yue: I couldn’t bear it even after I got on the bus.
Sun: What’s the matter?
Yue: An old lady came up in a moment. She was sixty or seventy years old.
Sun: I’m getting older.
Yue: The walkway is trembling, and I can’t even stand.
Sun: I’m getting older.
Yue: But no one gives up your seat on the bus. You say how annoying it is.
Sun: Oh, what kind of qualities are these?
Yue: Either look down at the phone, or pretend to sleep. OMG!
Sun: Take a look.
Yue: I’m so angry that I can’t sit still.
Sun: By the way, he’s so angry that he’s... Hey, wait a minute. Hey... You’re so angry that you can’t sit still?
Yue: Yeah.
Sun: Do you have a seat?
Yue: Yes, ah.
Sun: Then why don’t you let me?
Yue: I’m tired too.
Sun: What’s the reason?
Yue: Don’t tell me, there was a eldest sister in her 30s who really asked me to get up.
Sun: She asked you to get up?
Yue: Get up, hurry up.
Sun: Oh, is this the eldest sister?
Yue: Sister, are you not that old?
Sun: Is this a matter of age?
Yue: Why do you let me get up?
Sun: Yes.
Yue: Nonsense, this is my seat.
Sun: Uh, where is your seat?
Yue: Sister, how can I prove that it is your seat?
Sun: Yes.
Yue: I am a conductor.
Sun: Hi! Sit with the conductor.
Yue: Okay, Sister Sales.
Sun: Sister Sales.
Yue: Sit here.
Sun: What is Sister Sales?
Yue: Can the conductor not sell eldest sister?
Sun: Don’t use nicknames.
Yue: You said it would be over if you just sit there?
Sun: Yes.
Yue: No, she asked the aunt to sit there.
Sun: Look at his quality.
Yue: I can’t even stand up.
Sun: Why can’t I bear it?
Yue: I see there are all kinds of people on the bus.
Sun: All kinds.
Yue: Either make a phone call, the sound is very loud.
Sun: Making a lot of noise.
Yue: There are still people listening to music with headphones.
Sun: There is such a thing.
Yue: Just listen, you can sing it.
Sun: I can’t help myself.
Yue: What kind of bad song was he singing?
Sun: What song offended you?
Yue: Ah... the fifth ring, you have one more ring than the fourth ring, ah... the fifth ring, you have one less ring than the sixth ring, what kind of bad song is this!
Sun: Let me tell you how annoying it is for someone to change very good lyrics.
Yue: Okay, okay.
Sun: Are you not happy to hear it either?
Yue: Haha, the key point is that there are still people eating on the bus.
Sun: What happened to eating?
Yue: Normally eating is normal.
Sun: Yeah.
Yue: Eat breakfast to save time, but he eats that thing... Oh my god!
Sun: What’s wrong with you?
Yue: I can’t bear it.
Sun: Didn’t he eat something?
Yue: Make braised naan.
Sun: Braised naan?
Yue: Yeah.
Sun: What is it like?
Yue: Just braise the bottom layer of naan bread and braise the naan bread.
Sun: There is a layer of naan at the bottom and a layer on top...is this called pizza? Don't know anything!
Yue: Oh my God, is it so amazing?
Sun: Nonsense, this is called pizza.
Yue: It doesn’t matter, there are still people having sex on the bus anyway.
Sun: Falling in love?
Yue: You say how annoying it is, and that it’s normal to have sex with someone, but don’t fall in love in a public place.
Sun: Oh, yes.
Yue: Really? Although I have never had sex with anyone, I am still young.
Sun: Oh, you are young.
Yue: Really? If I were to have a date...
Sun: Wait a minute, wait a minute... Wait a minute... Are you young?
Yue: Yeah.
Sun: You don’t look old. How old are you?
Yue: I am seventeen or eighteen. If I have a partner...
Sun: Oh, I'm seventeen or eighteen... Wait a minute... Do you know that you have wrinkles on your forehead? to be honest.
Yue: I am nineteen.
Sun: Oh, one year old? to be honest.
Yue: In my twenties, if I talk about...
Sun: Wait a minute...I can't bear it if you keep doing this, to be honest.
Yue: Less than forty.
Sun: Oh, half the younger generation has passed.
Yue: If I fall in love, I will definitely not fall in love there.
Sun: What's the matter?
Yue: That’s a public place.
Sun: Yeah.
Yue: The two hugged and hugged each other.
Sun: Oops.
Yue: Chewing and kissing.
Sun: Oh.
Yue: Oh my God!
Sun: A bit indecent.
Yue: I can’t bear it.
Sun: What should you do?
Yue: I boycott them.
Sun: How do you resist?
Yue: I patted that young man on the shoulder.
Sun: Huh?
Yue: Young man! It’s time to give in!
Sun: It’s time to give in... You have to, you have to.
Yue: I'm ready.
Sun: What are you preparing for? Is this possible?
Yue: What’s wrong?
Sun: When people fall in love, can they be called "give in"?
Yue: What’s wrong?
Sun: There is no such thing.
Yue: I have to get out of the car. What happened if I asked him to move over?
Sun: Oh...oh oh...get out of the car, move around, and let people...Hey!
Yue: What do you think? Oh my god, gangster!
Sun: Who is a gangster!
Yue: Are you a gangster?
Audience: Yes!
Sun: What? I thought I was moving away from home.
Yue: I have to get off the car!
Sun: That’s right.
Yue: I couldn’t bear it even as soon as I got out of the car.
Sun: What’s wrong?
Yue: I saw someone throwing things out of the car.
Sun: Oh, just throwing things on the road.
Yue: How annoying. It was said on TV two days ago that several sanitation workers caused a big disaster because of this.
Sun: Something happened.
Yue: Are you feeling uncomfortable?
Sun: It’s uncomfortable.
Yue: Are you awkward or not?
Sun: It’s awkward!
Yue: I can’t bear it.
Extended information:
"I Can't Stand It" cast:
1. Sun Yue
Born on October 13, 1979 in Crosstalk actor from Xicheng District, Beijing. Together with Yue Yunpeng, Zhu Yunfeng, and Yan Yunda (who has now withdrawn and returned the name Yun, using his real name Yan Zonghai), they are also known as the "Four Young Masters of Deyun".
In 1990, he joined the cross talk industry. In 1995, he became a disciple of Zhao Xiaolin, known as "Mian'er Zhao" in the cross talk circle. In January 2010, [1] joined Beijing Deyun Club, partnered with Yue Yunpeng and focused on singing.
In January 2014, he participated in CCTV's "I Want to Go to the Spring Festival Gala" and performed the crosstalk "On Rules". On February 18, 2015, he appeared on the 2015 CCTV Spring Festival Gala for the first time, performing the crosstalk "I Can't Stand It".
In February 2016, he participated in the finals of Dragon TV's "Happy Comedian Season 2" and won the championship with "Tonight We Talk Crosstalk". In November 2016, he starred in the movie "Mr. Zombie".
Sun Yue is the grandson of the late Mr. Li Wenhua, a famous cross talk master. He is the only cross talk speaker among the descendants of the Li family. Sun Yue also praised him.
On February 4, 2019, he appeared at the 2019 CCTV Spring Festival Gala for the second time, performing the cross talk "Wonderful Words".
2. Yue Yunpeng
Born on April 15, 1985 in Puyang, Henan, he is a cross talk, film and television actor in Mainland China.
In 2004, he joined the cross talk world and became a disciple of Guo Degang, specializing in cross talk, Taiping lyrics and bamboo board calligraphy.
In 2005, he performed on stage for the first time. In 2012, he starred in the comedy movie "Just a joke" directed by Lu Weiguo.
In 2013, a cross talk show was held in Beijing. In 2014, he participated in the sketch "I'm Disturbing You" at the CCTV Spring Festival Gala and won the third prize in the Spring Festival Gala.
Performed the crosstalk "I Can't Stand It" with Sun Yue at the 2015 CCTV Spring Festival Gala. In the same year, he starred in the comedy film "Pancake Man" and the TV series "Sir, Who Are You", and his adaptation of "Song of the Five Rings" also became the promotional song for "Pancake Man".
In December 2015, he joined CCTV's outdoor reality show "The Great Challenge" and Zhejiang Satellite TV's reality show "Journey to the West".
In January 2016, he joined Dragon TV’s celebrity comedy competition reality show "Happy Comedian Season 2" and won the championship. In April, he starred in the movie "Havoc in Tianzhu". In May, she starred in the movie "Passing Through Your World".
In July 2016, she starred in the movie "Crazy Girl". In August, he starred in the movie "Happy Comedian". In September, he joined Zhejiang Satellite TV's comedy competition variety show "Comedy Story". In the same month, he starred in the movie "The Dangerous Journey to Treasure". In December, he joined Jiangsu Satellite TV's outdoor star challenge reality show "Our Challenge".
In February 2017, he joined the Zhejiang Satellite TV food communication reality show "Familiar Taste Season 2". In April, he starred in the movie "The Ring", playing the role of Xu Tianyu. In August, he starred in the movie "The Nineteenth Generation of Ancestors", playing the role of Bei Xiaobei. In December, he starred in the movie "Heroes of Rat Gut", playing the role of Yan Dahai.
In April 2018, he joined Jiangsu Satellite TV's music singing reality show "Infinite Song Season". In June, he joined the Chinese version of "SNL" and "Saturday Night Live".