1. Work is never easy. In fact, everyone is equally tired at work. The difference is that everyone earns more than you.

2. Psychologists once said that the more a person shows off something, the less something he lacks. But why do I feel that when they show off their wealth, they mean they have money, when they show off their affection, they mean they have a partner, and when they show off scenic spots, they mean they are traveling?

3. The true meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place for a lifetime, but to have food wherever you go.

4. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future but no way out.

5. It’s not feelings that are unreliable, but people! The worse the car is, the more spare tires it needs! Forget the sour smell of love, you only need to remember the fragrance of money.

6. I own hundreds of billions, hundreds of luxury cars, high-end luxury restaurants, and high-tech farms and ranches. Since I forgot my QQ password, I have lost everything.

7. If you are born with beauty, why should you be bright? If you are born with delicious food, why should you be fat? If you are born with bangs, why should you be born with strong wind? If you are born with me, why not be born with my partner!

8. I own hundreds of billions, hundreds of luxury cars, high-end luxury restaurants, and high-tech farms and ranches. Since I forgot my QQ password, I have lost everything.

9. Today my boyfriend suspected me of cheating, and I scolded him all over him. I said that none of my other boyfriends suspected me of cheating, so why are you the only one who has so much trouble?

10. Do you still remember how he responded to you when you mustered up the courage to confess your feelings to him? God replied: The slap was too loud and I didn’t hear it clearly.

11. People who like you will tell you that I went to take a shower, and then they will say that I have finished taking a shower. People who don’t like you will feel like they are dead in the bathroom after saying I went to take a shower.

12. When the boss uses you, you are a talent; when the boss does not use you, it becomes a layoff!

13. Only after you start working do you realize how difficult it is to make money, and only when you pay the final payment do you realize that money is flowing like water. I really don’t know where my parents got so much money to raise me so well and still afford it. Fang, so awesome!

14. In fact, I also had eight-pack abs at the beginning, but when I was practicing the ninth one, I went crazy and became one!

15. If you are not a real foodie, then you will never understand the world of difference between the two sentences "But, I am full" and "I am full, but" Don't.

16. When I speak a little irritably, please do not mistake me for being rude. On the contrary, it is my good upbringing and law-abiding social responsibility that prevent me from beating you directly.

17. As for annual bills, when you find that someone else spends more on just one item than you earn in a year’s salary, you know who to ask for a loan in the new year. .

18. I really don’t understand. I often see some straight men and women saying in WeChat Moments: “If I can’t make friends, I might become gay.

"I'm so confident. You have such mysterious self-confidence. You don't even have a market for heterosexuals, so you still want to compete in a more cruel circle? You can't beat humans and machines, but you still want to play ranked?