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None of these will make you laugh!

I really doubt whether you are human...!

1. The little white rabbit jumped to the bakery and asked: "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" The boss: "Ah, I'm so sorry, there are not that many." "That's it..." The little white rabbit

He left dejectedly.

The next day, the little white rabbit jumped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" The boss said, "I'm sorry, but there are still none." "That's it..." The little white rabbit walked away dejectedly.

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On the third day, the little white rabbit jumped to the bakery, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" The boss said happily: "Yes, yes, today we have a hundred buns!!"

"The little white rabbit took out the money: "Great, I will buy two!" 2. There was a little white rabbit running happily in the forest. On the road, it met a giraffe who was rolling marijuana. The little white rabbit said:

The giraffe said: "Giraffe, giraffe, why do you do something to harm yourself? Look at how beautiful this forest is, let's run in nature together!" The giraffe looked at the marijuana smoke and the little white rabbit, so he

Throwing the marijuana cigarette behind them, they followed the little white rabbit running in the forest. Later, they met an elephant who was preparing to smoke cocaine. The little white rabbit said to the elephant: "Elephant, why are you doing this?"

What about hurting yourself? Look how beautiful this forest is, let’s run in nature together!” The elephant looked at cocaine and the little white rabbit, then threw the cocaine behind him and followed

The little white rabbit and the giraffe were running in the forest. Later they met a lion who was preparing to fight viper. The little white rabbit said to the lion: "Lion, why do you do something to hurt yourself? Look at how beautiful this forest is."

Wonderful, let's run in nature together!" The lion looked at the syringe and looked at the little white rabbit, then threw the syringe behind him, rushed over and beat up the little white rabbit. Elephant and Giraffe

Trembling with fear: "Why did you hit the little white rabbit? It is so kind, caring about our health and asking us to get close to nature." The lion said angrily: "This bastard rabbit pulls me every time he takes ecstasy."

Running around in the forest like an idiot." 3. On the first day, the little white rabbit went to the river to fish, but he caught nothing and went home.

The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river again, but still didn't catch anything and went home.

On the third day, as soon as the little white rabbit arrived at the river, a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted at the little white rabbit: If you dare to use carrots as bait again, I will kill you!

4. In order to test the strength of the three pol.ices in the United States, Hong Kong, and mainland China, the United Nations placed three rabbits in three forests to see who among the three pol.ices could find the rabbit first. In front of the first forest was the American pol.ice.

.ice, they first spent half a day in a meeting to formulate a combat plan, strictly divided the work, and then sent special forces to quickly enter the forest to conduct a blanket search. As a result, the meeting was delayed, the rabbit ran away, and the mission failed! Then it was Hong Kong pol.ice's turn,

They sent more than a hundred people and dozens of police cars to line up outside the forest. The leader used a loudspeaker to shout: "Rabbit, rabbit, you have been surrounded, come out and surrender..." for half a day

It passed, but there was no movement. The Flying Tigers entered the forest and searched again, but no results were found. The mission failed! In the end, there were only four Chinese police. They played mahjong for a day. At dusk, each person entered the forest with a baton. In less than five minutes

, I heard the screams of animals coming from the forest. A Chinese policeman came out smoking a cigarette and talking and laughing. Behind him was a bear with a bruised nose and swollen face. The bear was dying and said: "Don't fight anymore."

, I am the rabbit..." 5. The little white rabbit was walking in the forest. When he met the big bad wolf, he came up and gave the little white rabbit two big-ear stickers and said, "

I told you not to wear a hat”.

The little white rabbit retreated aggrievedly.

2 The most complete story of the little white rabbit in history ~ (for when you are depressed) The next day, she skipped out of the house wearing a hat, and met the big bad wolf again. He walked up and gave the little white rabbit another

The white rabbit had a big mouth and said, "I'll let you wear a hat." The rabbit was depressed.

After thinking for a long time, I finally decided to complain to the king of the forest, Tiger.

After explaining the situation, Tiger said, "Okay, I understand. I will handle this matter. You have to trust the organization."

That day, the tiger found his buddy, the big bad wolf.

"It's not right for you to do this. It's making it difficult for me.