1. The carapace on their body is like a strange hat. A human face-like pattern can be seen vaguely on the Guan Gong crab's hat; the big-eye crab's hat has square corners, like a piece of dried tofu; the swimming crab's hat has pointed ends, like

The weaving shuttle; the boxing crab's hat, like half a rubber ball... There are all kinds of things, and there are all kinds of things.

2. Xitang’s specialties are also famous both at home and abroad!

For example, tofu cake, stinky tofu, Bazhen cake, Gorgon cake, etc.

Oh, especially the stinky tofu and Gorgon cake. The pieces of golden stinky tofu are coated with a layer of chili sauce, and when you take a bite, they are crispy, fragrant, and taste great!

Tourists eat while walking, and the whole ancient town is filled with the enticing aroma. As for the glutinous rice cake, the meat is plump and soft, refreshing and delicious, which makes people salivate.

3. The long-awaited Spring Festival is finally here. We put on new clothes, and the family sat around the stove and ate a sumptuous New Year’s Eve dinner, including cuttlefish stewed with pork belly, braised Bian Yuxiangli with tofu, boiled local chicken, celery, and fried pig blood.

Stir-fried spinach and so on...my mouth is watering just thinking about it now.

We were eating while watching the Spring Festival Gala on CCTV. The cross talk jokes between Da Bing and Zhang Weiguo made us laugh so hard that we fell into disbelief. Unknowingly, the bell of 2012 rang, and the sound of dense firecrackers resounded throughout the land of China. The gorgeous

Fireworks bloomed in the sky like flowers, decorating the vast night like day.

4. Our love has changed from spicy hot pot to a pot of cabbage and tofu.

5. Zhang Fei sells tofu - the goods are not good but the people are not. 6. When we were eating that night, I looked at him with evil eyes.

He picked up my chopsticks as if repenting, picked up a piece of small tofu, stood up and carefully fed me. I thought to myself at the time: I have a long memory, and I know that I think he is dirty, so I use my chopsticks.

I naturally opened my mouth, but the strange thing was that he used chopsticks to pour it back and forth in my mouth. I was shocked and felt that something was wrong. Suddenly the tofu fell, and my father was distracted to pick it up.

As soon as I saw the chopsticks leave my mouth, I immediately closed my mouth.

I stared and asked him what he wanted to do just now?

Dad was brought in like a criminal.

After listening to it, my mother and I suddenly understood and burst out laughing.

My father went to great lengths to pull out my tooth.

7. Give you a bouquet of roses, rely on it to express your feelings; give you a big peach blossom, rely on it for good fortune; give you a bowl of tofu curd, laugh after eating it.

8. You are the wind and I am the sand, you are the tofu and I am the slag, and you are the madman, then I am the fool. No matter what, we are all dependent on each other. One cannot exist without the other. After a vigorous love affair, it is time for us to get married.

9. I like this kind of life, with calm waves, small bridges and flowing water, and the warmth of a homely couple.

If my love used to be a love hot pot, spicy, fragrant, very exciting and strong, then now, my life is a cabbage tofu, which I can eat every day without spoiling my stomach.

10. Love is like tofu. If you are impatient, you will not be able to eat the hot tofu. If you are not impatient, the tofu will be eaten by others. If you delay it slowly, the tofu will be cold. If you cultivate it slowly, it may be boiled into tofu. So love is a kind of tofu.

This kind of assurance is also a kind of fate!

11. I have eaten the rice you cooked, including shallots mixed with tofu, tofu mixed with shallots, shallots mixed with shallots, and tofu mixed with tofu. 12. "Sending you a bouquet of roses depends on it to express your feelings. Giving you a peach blossom depends on the fortune."

It. I will give you a bunch of Baihe, and I will look forward to it for a hundred years. I will give you a bowl of tofu. When 720 arrives, I will send you a message to say, wife, I love you!

Xihonghang soup: Cut the tofu into finger-sized pieces, cut the Xihonghang into pieces, heat the oil in the pot, pour in the tofu, add half a basin of water in the soup pot, add a small amount of salt, chicken essence, and MSG, and cook

After boiling, cook for another 3 minutes. Pour in Xihonghang and bring to a boil. Put it into a basin.

14. He was as long as a stick, and his brain was filled with boiling water, so that the brain matter could not evaporate and finally turned into tofu dregs.

15. Every time I don’t receive your message, I feel extremely painful!

I tried hanging myself with noodles, hitting my head with tofu, taking vitamin poison to kill myself, and jumping off a building with a parachute, but I just couldn't die!

I feel so bad that I want to eat KFC. Please treat me!

16. Life strategies should not be too persistent, but should come naturally.

As the saying goes, "There are a thousand roads at night, but you can buy tofu during the day." You must have a path with great ambitions, but also do a down-to-earth job where others take advantage of you.

17. Stop doing it, it’s too difficult!

If the work is done well, the leader will be threatened; if the work is not done well, the leader will be threatened; if the work is done too much, the colleagues will be jealous; if the work is not done well, the colleagues will be angry; if the work is not done well, you will be unlucky.

Why not switch to making tofu?

Making tofu is insurance: if it is hard, it will be dried tofu, if it is thin, it will be tofu brain, and if it is thin, it will be tofu skin. If it cannot be sold and becomes smelly, you can still make stinky tofu.

18. This is my first time listening to Halloween. I wish you a happy holiday!

I will give you a bouquet of roses, and I will rely on it to express my feelings; I will give you a big peach blossom, and my fortune will depend on it; I will give you a bowl of tofu pudding, and I will laugh after eating it.

19. I have tried hanging on noodles, jumping over buildings with a parachute, hitting my head with tofu, and cutting my veins with potato chips.