1. I like to take a mirror when taking selfies.

2. [I don't understand why some girls take selfies with their eyes red and beg for charity? Is your dignity eaten by dogs?]

3. Look at the selfies. There are a lot of them, so there is no truth. Take it. .

4. I can only live in selfies. Fat man was full again last night.

5. Self-cultivation of girls taking photos in the sun: take only one selfie out of 3,111.

6. In fact, I have always felt that I am not good-looking, but watching people's selfies every day has actually produced a kind of confidence.

7. On National Day, people are everywhere. Are you going out to enjoy the beautiful scenery or take a selfie while watching the crowds?

8. In the street selfie, guess where I am? Ask for a chance encounter!

9, suddenly understand a truth! It's best to send a picture on the weekend when you take a selfie with your head signed and your screen name grouped. Because the teacher will force the students to study five days ago!

11, selfie to a new height, aesthetic righting. Sun is beautiful. You finally covered your face with shame ...

11. Do you know that Sade can not only monitor China's missiles! He can also keep an eye on everyone in China. Americans will know about your room opening information, chat history, bank card password, and even self-portrait photos. And they will also publish your ugly selfie on the White House website, so that the whole country will laugh at you! ! So we must boycott Sadr!

12, originally you said, "Please be kind to me in October." October will be good for you, but when I saw you posted a selfie, I thought in October, screw you.

13. Self-timer is such a thing: three points are destined for heaven, and seven points depend on the filter.

14, Happy Children's Day! I haven't taken a selfie for a long time ... I've been thinking about what reason to send the second photo of selling cute, and I finally caught the opportunity. Alas, who taught me that at the age of 3, I was mature and steady at the age of 31? ! So about the first photo, there is actually not much story. The word male god is enough to summarize its origin.

15. When I feel farthest from my friend, I saw her wearing clothes you have never seen before, and took a selfie in a place where there is no you, marking things you don't know and replying to people you don't know.

16. People who are really beautiful rarely take selfies. People who are really rich basically don't show off their wealth. Couples who really love each other don't need to show off their love and send screenshots. When they really have fun, they don't have much time to send photos. People who really have a wonderful life don't need to deliberately show off their lives to others. This passage is dedicated to you, to me and to life.

17. I once looked at a friend's selfie photo (female). That guy was so beautiful, so I asked her? This photo of yours doesn't look like yours either. As a result, this girl got angry and said to me: I spent more than two hours on this photo. If it's the same as no P, it's endless! ! ! ! It's over! It's really over!

18. Why don't I like taking pictures? Because it's fun to take pictures for a while, and it's tiring to organize them all day. I don't know how those big girls who like to take selfies and don't feel uncomfortable manage and sort out the photos. Somebody show up and say something.

19, just a girl who likes taking selfies, it's a bit too much to dismiss! Is the photo that indecent? The girl is really wronged because she lost her job because of a group of photos that she didn't do unintentionally! I hope it will not affect the girl's future development.

21. I wanted to see a handsome guy, but the boy took a selfie, either diaosi or a woman searched some pictures on the Internet and pretended to take a selfie.

21. People who are really beautiful rarely take selfies. People who are really rich basically don't show off their wealth. Couples who really love each other don't need to show their love and send screenshots. When they really have fun, they don't have much time to send photos. People who really have a wonderful life don't need to deliberately show off their lives to others.

22. Last night, I saw Weibo, a female netizen of mine. She wore Cosmetic Contact Lenses false eyelashes and painted exquisite makeup, and took a selfie in bed. Weibo matched the words, "Insomnia! What should I do? " I replied, "If you can't sleep, just take off your makeup first?" I found myself blacked out this morning ...

23. I love dressing up, fashion and taking selfies ... not that I am too narcissistic, but I just want to prove that I am not ugly.

24. "Nowadays, girls like to take selfies and take pictures of their chests, and boys like to take pictures of cars. Who knows if the chests are crowded or not?

25. Organize photos in the middle of the night. From freshman to senior, the hair is curled, from long to short, from black to zongzi. The only thing is this Zhang Wannian's unchanging smiling face. Who will save this facial paralysis patient?

26. Recently, I have been thinking that people sleep for eight hours every day, so life is wasted. So these days, they get up at six o'clock, clean up, make breakfast, wash clothes, and don't sleep at noon, reading and studying, but the result is forgetfulness and dementia. When will humans evolve into sleeping for only one hour a day and eating once? That will be perfect. Take a selfie to refresh yourself.

27. Only by letting go of your pain can you bathe in the sunshine. Life is like a play, self-directed and self-directed. I wish I had a little more time to forget all the chop suey inside, leaving only that wonderful moment. In fact, the best happiness of our life is dull, and everyone has their own troubles, so we should face it calmly!

28. Yesterday, I jokingly replied in a circle of friends. A person woke up in the morning and saw the original po reply. I said, "Use your ass to think which is the selfie." I don't know if I'm in a bad mood or why I'm coming for my period. No matter whether you're joking or not, I think you're rude, really.

29. The punishment that people who have lost their IQ at dice can think of is to let me take a selfie at Starbucks.

31. I dare to take a selfie without P marks. Do you dare? I'm not confident that you can take a selfie.

31. hy: Many boys take selfies from girls, but I feel lost when I see handsome silver but female hair!

32. What is the most annoying thing about taking a selfie?

33. How can a proud and vain Leo tolerate not taking a selfie for months?

34, mental derangement and a self-portrait of a drunk woman.

35. It's so sad! -what's the matter? Self-portraits are not good-looking. -

36, Tianjin Big Bang, heroes wave upon wave, one by one young life fell in the raging fire. For the country, for the people, even if they die, they will not hesitate. After reading these, I would like to ask those people who are still taking selfies, showing food and showing love. What do you think of those corrupt officials? For you, I am speechless. I can only say that rotten wood cannot be carved. I don't want to say anything more, just wish the hero a safe return.

37. In the evening, driving to the park for a walk may be the reason for the holiday break, and the staff at the entrance are reluctant to let tourists enter the park. After entering the park, there are few tourists and it is very clean. As always, the air in the park is fresh and breezy. We walk around the artificial lake, cross the small wooden bridge, and then pass the rickety suspension bridge, so we can take some selfies. Alas, the knife of years is too fierce, the scenery is so beautiful, and the wrinkles are so hard to hide.

38. Ahhh, I went to eat Macao bean fishing with my sister and brother-in-law in the evening, and then I felt uncomfortable for a while without digesting it. . I once suspected that the octopus's feet were not ripe. . Go home to sleep with my sister at night. . Although I don't like sleeping at home very much, the light at home is very soft. . My sister regards my house as her fourth wardrobe, which is really helpless. . And then there's nothing to do. It's boring. .

39. It's really comfortable today. The air is fresh and humid, and there is no traffic jam on the way out to play. I'm flying in a good mood (I want to take a selfie.

41. Mr. Li is right. In the past two days, friends will look back on the past year and look forward to the new year. Finally, they will take a selfie with their eyes closed.

41. I went back to school for the TEM8 exam and got together with my classmates. Although I was tired, I enjoyed myself. This kind of party will be less and less in the future, so I will cherish it. The important thing is not the selfie, but the memories.

42. I haven't looked in the mirror for a long time. Occasionally, I turn on the selfie lens in my mobile phone. I look tired and haggard. It seems that I suddenly feel a little sorry for myself. No matter how many things, how difficult things and how boring and useless things are, I always try my best to finish them. Why are you so busy squeezing myself dry?

43. Going out to play is simply taking a selfie in another place. Shanghai is my favorite city, wide enough and petty enough. There is a magical and realistic feeling between skyscrapers and civilian areas. True love for steamed buns, queuing for half an hour. Although Shanghai food is sweet, I ate two very fat hairy crabs. My friend taught me how to remove crabs gracefully. Finally, there are many people on the Bund, the lights are bright and gorgeous, and the cold wind is biting.

44. When someone in the circle of friends takes a selfie, shows love, takes a photo of his parents, and takes a family photo, you just see it for the first time. Don't rush to praise it, otherwise the next dozens of tips have nothing to do with you.

45. If I can take selfies with your mobile phone, it means that I trust you very much.

46. Isn't there a real point in taking selfies in Q Friends Park? A bunch of internet celebrities are there. Who are you kidding?

47. When you can't find a good angle for your selfie, you must realize that you look better than the photo.

48. Hidden rules of selfie: the face covering the face is big, the teeth pouting are yellow, the legs patting the legs are short, the chest covering the chest is small, the skin using the selfie artifact is poor, and the family coding in the background is poor. If you don't take a selfie, it means all of it. It's really unnecessary to take a selfie ...

49. The man I want is not a man who takes a selfie with a camera all day, but a man who sweats in the basketball court

51. I have this hobby: I love making friends, sleeping, playing, eating and taking selfies. Funny about taking selfies. Talk about taking selfies in Daquan Super Leather. Talk about 2121

1. Self-cultivation of girls taking selfies: take only one selfie from 3,111.

2. From today on, as long as you are my friend, anyone who has no money will reply to me, and I can tell you how I spent my days without money.

3. You can disagree with me, but I can hit you.

4. I don't want to have a dog or a cat, but I want to raise you. After all, raising pigs makes me rich.

5. Because you have a double chin, don't bow your head when you encounter any difficulties.

6. it's shameless to be jealous of me when you are obviously better looking than me.

7. When summer comes, quilts are not used for covering, but for hugging.

8. you come, and I'll pick you up in the storm. You go, and the thunder will blow you away.

9. Don't discharge me, because I have a caller ID here.

11. Walking around the earth, there is nothing but poverty.

11. When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there will be many days when you have no money.

12. None of the pearls sparkled, but others smeared them.

13. After reading the life guide several times, I still choose not to pose.

14. I'm getting mature, and maybe I understand things I didn't understand.

15. This is a sign of my growth.

16. When you are young, you should try not to fall in love early. Knowing that you are unattractive, ugly and short too early will affect the exam.

17. Me Before You, my world is gray. After meeting you, it was dark.

18. Running a red light generally has two consequences, one minute faster than others, or a lifetime faster than others.

19. Life is like a play. I am empty and lonely because I live too much.

21. Beauty and ugliness are determined by fate, and being fat and thin in the sky depends on this sentence.

21. Pretend to be a city dweller. Now the earth is called a village.

22. Don't worry or panic about what you can't solve today, because you can't solve it tomorrow.

23. Smart people rely on strength in exams, while I generally rely on imagination in exams.

24. I heard that laughing often makes you old. Does crying often make you younger?

25. Modesty makes people progress, progress makes people proud, and pride makes people fall behind.

26. After this village, there is still this store, because it is a chain store.

27. Please pay attention to the food around you. You may die if you are not careful.

28. I fought the mosquito all night yesterday, and finally it was even. It didn't eat enough, and I didn't sleep well. Take a selfie and talk about classic sentences

1. If you have never been afraid, embarrassed or hurt, it is good that you have never taken risks.

second, there is nothing that can't be passed, only the mood that can't be passed. Indeed, many things are hard for us because we can't let go, such as being cheated, revenge, satire, resentment and criticism. Most people only care about the matter itself and indulge in the unpleasant mood it brings. In fact, if you change your mood, the world will be completely different.

Third, none of the pearls sparkled, but others smeared them.

4. Refuse severe smelting, and the ore is not more valuable than before being excavated.

five, life is nothing more than a few girls who laugh and grieve and love you. Ronghao Li's selfie

VI. The most interesting waiting at present is the future. Ronghao Li's selfie

VII. After reading the life guide several times, I still choose not to pose.

8. If hateful setbacks make you taste bitter fruit, my friend, rising up will surely make you taste the joy of life.

9. Without the barrier of rocks, there would be no agitation of waves; Without the quickness of antelope, there is no heroic posture of cheetah; With the embrace of the wind, the sail opened its chest; Against the backdrop of the snow, Mei Yuejia Leng Yan is noble and clean. On the road of life, we are always surrounded by setbacks and surrounded by failures. Let's be more frustrated, more courageous and more defeated. As long as we don't fall down, as long as we don't retreat, failures and setbacks are like stepping stones, increasing our height and enriching our lives. < P > X. Don't laugh at Cycas. In order to open a flower, it has worked harder than other tree species.

Xi. People who understand know how to give up, people who are sincere know how to sacrifice, and happy people know how to be detached. For those who don't love themselves, what they need most is to understand giving up and blessing. Too much self-love is begging for charity. Love and being loved are both things that make people happy. Don't let this turn into pain. Now that you have experienced it, I occasionally think of it after many years. I hope it is a good memory. Smart people know that they want to be happy.

12. Although bamboo shoots are tender, they are not afraid of heavy pressure, and dare to struggle and take the lead.

13. In order to rush to rivers, lakes and seas, the waterfall still roars forward and never flinches, even though it faces a hundred-foot abyss.

14. I am quick-thinking, which is a success in learning.