1. The kind of person who talks super funny, has a particularly good temper, and is considerate and gentle is really impeccable, like me.

2. I look so good even when I am fat, but I can still look good if I lose weight.

3. To say that someone else has a brain disease, the prerequisite for a brain disease is that you must have a brain.

4. The pain is great but not the sorrow. Always dream seriously.

5. Love is like a fart, it starts with a high profile and ends with a low profile.

6. Only young people still cry for love, while we adults only cry for poverty!

7. I am not a vain person. I hate villas, sports cars, brand-name bags, clothes and shoes. I only like money.

8. People are afraid of being famous as pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat.

9. "Why do you always listen to music while doing homework?" "Have you never seen movies where the protagonists have background music when they do big things?"

10. There is a kind of music. There is a fill-in-the-blank question called Total Inability, a multiple-choice question called Everything Looks Right, a calculation question called crying while doing it, and an application question called collapse after getting up.

11. I can kill you with my keyboard, or I can make you feel ashamed with my beauty.

12. For a handsome person like me, the teacher will always find out if I miss class.

13. "What do you always bring with you to school?" "A heart that is always ready for a holiday."

14. The teacher said you are not allowed to eat snacks in class, but fortunately I brought it today It's hotpot.

15. Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

16. A perfect boyfriend who doesn’t smoke, drink, or cheat doesn’t exist!

17. Sometimes, except for lies that are true, everything else is false!

18. Don’t underestimate road idiots. In the eyes of us road idiots, there are differences between walking forward and backward on a road, walking during the day and walking at night, and walking in summer and walking in winter. There is a difference between walking on weekdays and walking on holidays. Normal people like you will never be able to imagine how we can see a street with a ridge and peaks on both sides and see the magical effect.

19. The Legend of Mi Yue tells us that even if we are dead sisters, as long as they fall in love with the same man, they will meet each other in war one day. This shows that men are really not good things

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20. A swimming coach was shopping in a mall, and a beautiful lady suddenly came over to say hello to him. He stared at it for a long time before he recognized it was one of his students. So he exclaimed loudly: "I really can't recognize you when you put on your clothes!

21. Whether it's humorous or self-deprecating, a thick skin can stop bullets.

22. Bald Qiang, I teach you how to chop down trees, and you teach me how to be strong.

23. Telling lies will always be exposed, and wearing a wig will always be exposed.

24. When I reach my age, I will sing softly in your ears, like your body, and give you bags. Only mosquitoes will be left.

25. It’s not good to be together. Hang yourself from a tree, try to die a few more times on a few trees... and die completely!

26. Girls who love to laugh usually have bad luck, and generally have poor grades! .

27. Only by enduring hardship can one become a master. I don’t want to be a master, but the sufferings in this world still cannot let me go.

28 .I look too fat and have been swollen by life.

29. Squatting is a comprehensive exercise that includes Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and other sports and fitness projects.

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30. I will become even nastier in the future. There is no nastiest, only nastier.

31. You must be scolding me because you don’t understand me, because you know me. They all want to beat me up.

32. The reason my girlfriend doesn’t want to be a nun is because she didn’t pass Level 4 and won’t be accepted into the nunnery.

33. Laugh when you’re happy, but not when you’re unhappy. Laugh again later! If you are happy, just be happy.

34. I have mastered 36 ways to hide private money, and the only thing left is money.

35. Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m lazy to you.

36. If something happens to you one day, please call me. Maybe I can’t fight, and I’m not big enough to give you. You block the knife, but I can stand up and be cool to death.

37. Ever since I set the alarm clock to be anxious, I have been crawling out of bed every day and have never been late.

38. When I was in college, I called my mother and told her that I had no money. My mother said: Hang up now, I will save you some phone bills.

39. Before I came home, my parents said they missed me... After I came back, I found that they just wanted to scold me. I got scolded for getting up late, scolding me for watching TV, and scolding me for playing on my mobile phone. If you don’t go out at home, you will get scolded. If you go out to play, you will get scolded...

40. Some parents educate their children without scientific methods or rules, and rely entirely on touch...like my dad!