Disdainful and indecent
Disdainful people
Burning paper on the grave-fooling ghosts
Farting under the covers-being able to write (smell) and be able to fight (cover).
fart under the covers-take it all for yourself
open the coffin and shout to catch a thief-wronged the dead
stepping on a tightrope with a big belly-taking risks
practicing swimming in a dung jar-it's really not afraid of death (shit)
The Jade Emperor farted-grapes with a moldy look
and a bad stomach. By flattery
coffin shop business-money is needed for life or death
abduction to hospital-self-treatment (foot)
gecko lifting the door curtain
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showing a small hand
having a baby on the plane-high school students
monks chanting-menstruation <
The Dragon King farted-he held out his hand with pride-it costs money to die
He ate iron bars to cover aluminum-he actually made up an old lady's switch from the grate-he was full of energy
The tortoise's ass had boils-rotten rules (rotten turtle's grate The rules of
fairy fart-extraordinary
storytelling on the plane-empty talk
Give you three colors-you run a dye shop
you are full of gold teeth-your mouth is a lie (yellow)
blind people chat-you talk nonsense
blind men wear glasses-you pretend to be better than < Roll, climb, climb
Long live! He fell into the well-he didn't dare to take care of your hand.
He dug his eyes as a judge-he was blind to the end.
dung beetles was lying on the road-loading a car!
Toad has no hair-with its root
pig's nose forked with onions-pretend that the rice is not ripe-it's boring
Two bulls fight-the real (earned) bull is better than
yellow mud in its crotch-it's not death (shit) but also death (shit)
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A rabbit wears a splint on its tail-a wolf with a big tail.
Boiling a ball in a paste pot-calling you an asshole is still full of anger.
Old proud as a peacock-being romantic
pancake fruit is poisoned-don't do this
Toad carrying a small hand on his back-ignoring local leaders
Toad crossing the street-ignoring camouflage jeep and swishing around < Two-part allegorical sayings:
A
A short man rides a big horse-up and down dilemma
A short man sits on a high stool-he can't reach it
Then the gourd digs seeds-digs one less
Then he drills his head into the fire-holding his breath and getting angry
Then he hits the middle head. )
A Dou is the emperor-weak
Keep lookout under the chopping board-can't fly
A nun in an nunnery-no blessing (husband)
Take medicine according to the old prescription-or do the same thing
Play boxing in secret-fight blindly for a while
An Lushan rises-4 children's jokes are reversed. Think of your own happiness first, it's human. It is a fool to make others unhappy and himself unhappy.
Chop bones on the chopping board-dry and crisp
Frogs on the shore-jump at the touch
B
Eight-level workers worship their masters-strive for perfection and learn to blow at the age of 8-out of breath
The moon on August 15th-aboveboard
Eating persimmons in the middle of the night-picking soft ones
-share happiness * * * Bitter
C
Cao Cao met Jiang Gan-it was a terrible disaster
the teapot boiled jiaozi-the broken temple that was demolished could not be poured out
the bricks that came out of the kiln without god
shaped the garbage in the kitchen-trivial
D
big girl. Sharpening a knife on the belly-I had a narrow squeak
beating drums in my stomach-my heart fluttered wildly
E
I couldn't get a chicken for twenty-one days-the bad guy
F
a moth put out the fire-suicide
playing the flute on the plane-singing high-profile
playing the horn on the plane-sounding empty (thinking) G
a rolling pin blows fire-I don't know anything
a newly hatched chicken-its mouth is hard and its legs are soft
an anti-aircraft gun hits mosquitoes-it's overqualified
a dog takes a mouse-mind its own business
a dog drives a duck out-croaks
a dog has horns on its head-it's a sheep
a dog lifts it. Umbrella-lawless
holding ice in your arms-chilling
playing the trumpet under the coptis chinensis tree-having fun in hardship
The weasel pays a New Year call to the chicken-the whistle of the train is not well-intentioned-the sound of (name) is quite loud
J
Picking sesame seeds and throwing watermelons-greedy for small and losing big
Jiang Taigong fishing-
Confucius moved-clean books (lost)
nails in his pockets-all the donkeys who wanted to get ahead
L
broke their sleeves-the lost songbook that had been idling for
playing the piano-the foot-binding of a lazy wife-smelly and long
tiger fighting- Pat flies-how dare you
pull teeth out of a tiger's mouth-seek death
Laojiu's younger brother-Lao Shi (real)
Lao Niu chases rabbits-it's hard to make a mouse cross the street
-everyone cries
that a mouse bites a plate-it's all porcelain (words)-and it's inevitable that a mouse meets a cat. No discord, no concord
Daiyu Lin enters Jia's mansion-cautious
Liu Bei borrows Jingzhou-what he borrows is not repaid
Liu Bei throws a bucket-bribing people's hearts
Liu Bei's marriage-making a pretence come true
Liu Huangshu cries Jingzhou-scares people with tears
Granny Liu enters the Grand View Garden-and she is fascinated
Dragon King. P > Pockmarked parachuting-flying
Camels in the herd-superior
Ma Su used troops-exaggerated
ponytails as strings-not worth playing (talking about)
Selling bean sprouts without scales-scratching
Blind people going to the streets-defiant
Cats eat mice- > dream of peony-beautiful dream
fire in the temple-panic
carpenter with a cangue-self-inflicted
N
selling a phoenix as a chicken-crossing the river regardless of the status
clay idol-self-protection
P
the judge's daughter-ghost girl < Six countries-grasshoppers that dominate the world
after autumn-ants on a hot pot that can't jump for a few days
R
running around
meat buns beating dogs-sorghum that can't go back
S
autumn-old people are red
looking forward to the moon for 3 nights-there is no hope. P > dung beetles moves-fuck off
dung beetles goes to a restaurant-stinks and pays attention to
the birthday girl takes the lute-the old tune often talks about
Si Mazhao's heart-everyone knows
Song Jiang's strategist-Wu (Wu) uses
Sun Erniang to open a shop-he can't get in
Sun Monkey wears a sweatshirt-half unlike it. See the Tathagata-there is a way to make
the Monkey King hear the golden hoop curse-headache
T
stolen gongs and drums-you can't
find acne in your hair-find fault (fault)
light a lamp on your head-clever
lice on your bald head-it's obvious that
rabbits pull carts. P > my nephew plays lanterns-according to my uncle (old)
the tortoise eats and weighs the weight-determined
the tortoise laughs at the tortoise-each other
the mosquito yawns-what a big tone
the tortoise treats-it's all the tortoise
the tortoise laughs at the tortoise-the same to you
. Needle-not right
Onion mixed with bean curd-One green (clear) and two white
Young monk reciting sutras-Little loach jumps over the dragon gate without intention
Wanting to be Jackie Chan
Boy hits Lao Zi-outrageous
Scholar meets soldier-it's unreasonable to say
Xu Beihong's horse. There's something in it
Dumb people pick up gold-unspeakable joy
Death posted notices-nonsense
Ye Gong is good at dragons-duplicity
Eating lotus root with a chopstick-being particular about the water in the fish's mouth-getting in and out
The moon follows the sun-excuse me
. > Sesame blossoms-it's getting higher and higher
Sesame falls into the eye of a needle-what a coincidence
Zhou Yu hits Huang Gai-one is willing to fight, A pig who is willing to die of
Zhou Yu-angry
drinks sharpening water-rust inside (show)
Pig looks in the mirror-it's not a person inside and outside
Pig's nose is stuck with onions-pretending to be a bamboo basket to draw water-smearing oil on an empty awl-sharp (p) -tinkering around
peeling garlic by the blind-talking nonsense
learning embroidery by the blind-showing off blindly
going to the street by the blind-showing the way by the blind
talking nonsense
riding a blind horse by the blind-trespassing
hiding needles in the ink-it is hard to find
cuttlefish belly intestines. No one smells
fart in the temple-Grandpa Xun is here
Buddha in the temple-as blind as a bat
Horse in the temple-can't be refined (shocked)
The bell in the temple-the sound is empty
Jasmine flowers are fed to camels-how much
moldy wax gourd-full of bad things. Anxious
bees fly to colorful paintings-empty joy
coal goes into the water-people who can't wash the face of coal for a lifetime
black hearts
the shopkeeper of coal shop-making money
the matchmaker has a bad mouth-it's hard to open her mouth
there is a fire on her eyebrows-her eyes are red
firecrackers are set off on her eyebrows- Bold-suffering
swinging on the eyebrows-mysterious
pinching lice on the eyebrows-winking (lice)
grinding and sleeping, turning one by one
grinding eyes and pushing porridge-pretending to be confused
Sister posting couplets-neck and neck
Mei Xiang becoming sworn brothers-all slaves < p Water-can't dry
Sparrows move-chattering
Sparrows fly into the photo studio-it's easier said than done when they meet
Sparrows fly to the flagpole-birds are not big, shelves are not small-they fly to the sugar pile-empty and happy
Sparrows' stomachs are narrow-minded
Sparrows fall into the noodle jar-paste their mouths
. The shelf is not small
Sparrows fly into the sea-without landing
Sparrows swell their bellies-so angry
Sparrows fly into the sea-without landing
Pockmarked parachuting-flying
Embroidering linen pieces-in vain
Making robes with linen bags-not this material
launching linen into the water-lemon. -two ends are empty
hemp rope is used to string tofu-I can't lift it
the electric light is pulled on the hemp rope-the route is wrong
it's packed in sacks *-I don't know black and white
embroidered on sacks-one generation (bags) is not as embroidered as the next generation (bags)
fried tofu with sesame oil-the foundation is not good.
Is there any fun place?