a selection of 6 humorous stories about eating goods (1)

1. Do you know what to lose weight for? Losing weight is to eat again.

2.? As long as you are alive, you will meet delicious food.

3.? Eat, fat; If you don't eat, you will be greedy.

4.? There is no endless milk tea, only a past that can't pass.

5.? Sun food time ~ this is what I have been insisting on.

6.? If life is just like the first time, have a bowl of tomato beef noodles.

7.? Let's keep the world of mortals company and eat fat for nothing.

8.? It's never shameful to live by labor.

9.? There are trees in the mountains, but there are branches in the trees. Do you want to eat crispy roast duck?

1.? I haven't eaten for days. Everyone looks like pancakes.

11.? The real foodies dare to face the thick thighs and dare to challenge the bulging abdomen.

12.? Motto of eating goods: don't work hard to eat and drink today, and try to find food and drink tomorrow.

13.? Life gave me many opportunities to gain weight, and I seized them all.

14.? All good things must come to an end, but if you treat me, I can stay with you for a while.

15.? Take orders for today's practice: drink milk tea instead. Take-out instead of eating. Spare money for flowers.

16.? Life is 3, days, and there are wine and meat fairies.

17.? Many years ago, you said take care. I haven't lost weight yet.

18.? All good things must come to an end, but if you treat me, I can stay with you for a while.

19.? The highest state of eating food: seeing is eating!

2.? Oh, let a man of spirit venture where he pleases, you need to have fun eating Haisai. Selected 6 humorous sentences about eating goods (2)

1. It used to be difficult for water in the sea, and fish-flavored shredded pork with chicken legs.

2.? When I get back to school. You will know how successful my mother is in raising pigs.

3. For foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss.

4.? No matter how miserable life is, I will try to eat it.

5.? I have barbecue and beer, so I asked if you would come with me.

6.? The world is so big, let's go and eat.

7.? There are two things that others can't take away, one is the food you eat in your stomach, and the other is the dream you hide in your heart. So I want to be a dreamy foodie.

8.? Life is short, have another bowl.

9.? You can never wake a person who pretends to sleep, but hot pot can.

1.? Be a man like a soda biscuit. Just be crisp.

11.? I'm only a teenager. Love can be late, but takeout is not.

12.? I lose weight, and the less I lose, the fatter I get.

13.? Calorie recharge succeeded, dropping ~

14. Some people forget to eat, others forget to eat.

15.? The milky way is boiling hot, not as hot as mala Tang.

16.? Sleep when you are unhappy. Let it go. It's okay to be sad. It's not good to hurt your stomach.

17.? Spring night is short, and meat is the best way to help the world.

18.? I don't want to listen to the sermon, just want to eat a cupcake.

19.? Only Grandpa Yuan Longping in this world can say that you are fat because you did eat other people's rice.

2. It's good to be a foodie, and you forget everything when you eat. Selected 6 humorous sentences about eating goods (3)

1. You don't make the money from the catwalk, so why do you suffer from the supermodel?

2.? When I gain weight, no food is innocent.

3.? I have always respected milk tea, no ice, no sugar and no drink. .

4.? When you are bored in the middle of the night, go and talk to the refrigerator.

5.? Good food should be eaten in the stomach, and lovely people should be put in the heart.

6.? If you shouldn't eat late at night, why is there a light in the refrigerator? You always get fat when you hang out.

9.? I have a question. There is a lovely girl who has gained weight recently, but she is really gentle and kind, so can she eat hot pot tonight?

1.? I'm afraid my ice cream identity will be exposed if it continues to be so hot.

11.? A veteran foodie should not only know how to eat, but also know how to do it.

12.? It is said that 9 kg girls are beautiful, so I eat 18 kg, so I am twice as beautiful

13. There are trees on the mountain, branches on the wood, fish balls on the wood, and rough surfaces on the wood.

14.? I always wander between full and full.

15.? The biggest reason that prevents young people in China from getting rich is that they always want to treat themselves.

16.? Eat three meals slowly with light in your heart.

17.? Love can be talked about slowly, and meat must be eaten while it is hot.

18.? Motto of eating goods: Just eat it!

19.? I always wander between full and full

2. Aesthetic food and love can't live up to. Cold humorous sentences about eating goods (a collection of 6 sentences)

Cold humorous sentences about eating goods (Part 1)

1. The wishing pool is a wish for a foodie-eating.

2. The only two things I don't eat for breakfast are lunch and dinner.

3. Don't be a foodie again, male and female servants really can't do it!

4. All you do is eat and not cook, not a foodie but a fool!

5. Some pustules are equivalent to eating food, but eating food is not necessarily pustules. The basic difference between the two is that pustules are very edible and foodies are very good at eating.

6. I'd rather be a foodie who can only eat, than an idiot who knows he doesn't love me but still loves him stupidly.

7. If you don't eat enough, you will be hungry again. In order to save food, it is better to die than starve to death.

8. Even in BIGBANG, I still can't stop myself from eating until I have a stomachache!

9. As soon as the delicious food is served, the first instruction issued in your mind is "eat" instead of "take photos", so you can be called a competent foodie!

1. Eating only three meals a day is like abusing yourself. Four meals are normal and five meals are satisfactory.

11. motto of eating food: Just eat it!

12. swear that you will never rob your friends of anything they like except delicious food.

13. People are bound to die, or starve to death or die.

14. It is said that a foodie will not fail ... because a foodie is too heavy to fail.

15. Eat soup first, and don't ask for a prescription.

16. there are unexpected events in the sky, and people have an egg tart in an instant.

17. It is said that every foodie has an incomprehensible sadness, and eats all despair and loneliness into the past.

18. The happy life of foodies is-after buying banana milk, they find that frozen milk is super delicious

19. The idea of foodies is to eat more if it is delicious, and eat as much as it is not.

2. Real foodies, dare to challenge the gradually bulging abdomen and dare to face the rapidly drying wallet. Cold humorous sentences about eating goods (Part II)

21. Don't believe a foodie who says she wants to lose weight. When she says this, it must be when she has just had enough.

22. I want what I want; Thin, but also what I want ... You can't have both, so I'll go.

23. For foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss.

24. I had a heart for learning, but I failed my course. I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a life of eating goods. Horizontal batch: I can't help myself.

25. A picky eater is not fit to be a foodie.

26. I don't like to eat anything, but I eat everything.

27. The reason why I am fat is because I keep a lot of things in my heart, so I am not thin.

28. I hate that kind of 38-year-old man who thinks he is handsome, but he's so rustic! ! ! ! !

29. I can't get rid of eating after all. I love to eat, love to eat, love to eat, I am proud of eating!

3. If you think that eating is the whole life of a foodie, you are wrong, and … sleep!

31. You are obviously a foodie, but you must say that you are a god of food.

32. I am a principled foodie, and what strange people give me has to be sterilized before I can eat it. -talk about the personality of eating goods

33. Be a carefree eater, and be a fool without attachments.

34. There are no snacks at home, so I went to buy food in the face of the heavy rain. Anyway, in my heart, eating is the biggest.

35. Only food and love can't live up to it. If you don't have a lover, come and comment on basking in food. Who is not a trivial matter?

36. For eating food, nothing can't be saved by a bowl!

37. I want to be a foodie who will never get fat.

38. I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a life as a foodie.

39. People who want to lose weight every day have a mouth for eating.

4. The life of eating food is actually very happy. Cold and humorous sentences about eating goods (Part III)

41. Find a wife to eat goods, and then eat when you are full, which is easy to satisfy.

42. Why are there so many delicious objects in the world? It's not that there are many delicious objects, but that everything is delicious to you.

43. Is there anything better than eating delicious food? I am a foodie and I am afraid of being sad.

44. It's never shameful to live by labor.

45. You deserve a girlfriend who eats food!

46. Be a carefree foodie, and be a carefree idiot.

47. I'd rather be a foodie who can only eat, than an idiot who knows he doesn't love me but still loves him stupidly.

48. I can't be moved by advanced technology unless I can download food.

49. Eating is a blessing, the more the better.

5. Happiness is: delicious food is in the pot, friends miss it, and don't ask about tomorrow.

51. It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people.

52. Happiness is a foodie, with a great stomach and a fat figure.

53. It is said that night owls should poison late at night before going to bed, bask in delicious food, bask in high-cold pets, take a normal selfie and take a 2b selfie

54. Eating food is often cooked at the dinner table.

55. The so-called eating goods should be to enjoy it with your mouth and want to be thin in your heart.

56. Keep a backup for everything. I want to eat supper and catch some delicious food. Good night!

57. For a foodie, there are delicious things every day, and life will not be monotonous.

58. It's normal to eat what's in the bowl and look at what's in the pot. Eating what's in the pot and looking at what's in the basin is strong.

59. Good food and love are worthy of living up to.

6. Last words of a foodie: Don't want anything else. Burn me a Haidilao and two waiters. Interesting and humorous sentence copy describing eating goods (selected 3 sentences)

Interesting and humorous sentence copy describing eating goods (Part 1)

1. Eating goods means that others are full after eating two bites, and you can still eat two bites after you are full.

2. You can be a foodie, but don't be a foodie with only food in your mind. There are steamed buns for dinner, pillows at night, dry heads for work, and an end to the night.

3. Rome wasn't built in a day; Three layers of the lower abdomen, not a day's greed.

4. The realm of eating food is nothing more than: me, my stomach and eating.

5. Food doesn't have to be on the table!

6. Every girl who shouts for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.

7. The happy life of foodies is that after buying banana milk, they find that frozen milk is also super delicious.

8. The highest level of eating food is what you see.

9. No matter how miserable life is, I will try to eat.

1. I like to eat when I am unhappy, and I get fat when I eat, and I am very unhappy when I get fat. Interesting and humorous sentence copy describing eating goods (Part II)

11. I have found that as eating goods, you are either hungry or full!

12. As long as you are alive, you will surely meet delicious food.

13. The only two things I don't eat for breakfast are lunch and dinner.

14. You shouldn't be ashamed of the word "eating food" when you are alive.

15. Queen of foodies, please call me Her Majesty!

16. People are iron and rice is steel. Eating food is better than being crazy about goods.

17. Those who are good-looking and like to eat are foodies, while those who are not so good-looking and like to eat can only be called fools. What a painful realization.

18. I'm just a qualified foodie with a disappointing stomach.

19. Eating too many green vegetables is easy to lose weight, so the reason why I decided to have no meat and not be happy is, of course, for the harmony of China, and definitely not because you said I was a foodie.

2. everyone else is full after eating two bites, but I can still eat two bites when I am full. It is said that this is the state of overeating: I enjoy myself in my mouth and want to be thin in my heart.

22. If you don't eat, there will be no love. If you don't believe me, let me have a love affair without an invitation.

23. Some girls think it is cute to say that they are foodies. In fact, there is no such effect.

24. My head is not a fat hamster, but a real one. Eat food!

25. It's good to be a foodie, and you forget everything when you eat.

26. There is nothing better than eating delicious food.

27. If your girlfriend is a foodie, marry her. As the saying goes: eating goods is good for feeding.

28. Why do many people call themselves foodies? Because if you don't say you are foodies, people will think you are born fat!

29. Eating food in the cafeteria is like a tornado crossing the border.

3. As long as you are alive, you will surely meet something delicious. Funny short video copy about eating food (6 sentences)

Funny short video copy about eating food (Part 1)

1. Obviously eating food, I have to say that I am a god of food.

2. Real foodies dare to face the thick thighs and challenge the bulging abdomen.

3. It's always a happy thing. A full stomach brings peace of mind.

4. I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They fight every day, and the stomach wins again today.

5. A foodie doesn't eat in one place.