Couples' bedtime stories (12 in general) Girls are actually like a little girl in their hearts. It is also a good choice to tell their girlfriends bedtime fairy tales to put her to sleep. The bedtime story time is the most anticipated and warm moment for many couples in the evening. Telling stories before going to bed can not only improve the frequency of emotional communication, but also develop a good study habit! The following are 12 bedtime stories about warmth, fables, animals, fairy tales, etc. compiled by Xiaobian for everyone. I hope it will help you! (Click on the corresponding table of contents to directly refer to the text of the story.) One day, I was reading a piece of tofu that attacked Marxist theory. I think Marx's Das Kapital is as thick as a brick, with clear arguments, reasonable arguments and sufficient arguments, which contains rich social knowledge knowledge of nature and reveals the general laws of the development of human society. Even the bourgeois politicians in the western world who don't support the * * * capitalist movement have to put Marx in the first place when selecting the 1 most influential people in the world in the 2th century. Using this kind of tofu to attack Marxism is like a poodle barking at a lion. Suddenly someone called, dropped the article and opened the door. I saw two idiots next door carrying a stone and asked me, "Doctor, how can I get to Mount Tai?" Lifting a rock to hit Mount Tai, I said, "What are you doing in Mount Tai?" The second fool said confidently, "I'll smash Mount Tai! Ancient emperors always worship Mount Tai. I don't think it's a big deal. " I smiled and said, "You are really an idiot. You can't hit Mount Tai, but you have to have that weight. You can only blow up a trivial pit by dropping a rolling mine bomb equivalent to 5 tons of TNT. It's overreaching to move a stone and want to knock Mount Tai down. What's the difference between it and a tree? It's just in vain to add a stone to the towering Mount Tai. " There are indeed many people in the world who don't consider how much they have, such as two idiots. Two idiots are not stupid, but they didn't read any books when they were young, and they looked pitiful and lacked education! There has always been a private ranking among prisoners in Caomaoshan Prison. Who is the first person to leave the prison has no practical significance for prisoners. However, prisoners always hope to have a spiritual sustenance when they live in prison. In fact, the court metes out sentences according to the criminal's crimes in accordance with the legal provisions. Whoever has a lighter crime will naturally have a short service time, and vice versa. In name only, Victor always ranks first in straw hat mountain prison. Victor always ranks first because she fantasizes about all kinds of escape plans from prison, which give great spiritual comfort to the prisoners. Therefore, the prisoners agree that she is the first person to leave the prison. In fact, Victor was sentenced to 285 years. Even if one day the ruler showed mercy and reduced his sentence, it would not help to reduce her ten or twenty years. Prisoners with shorter sentences are constantly released from prison, while Victor, who ranks first in prison, has spent year after year in prison. One day, when Hilary, the warden, heard about the private ranking of prisoners, she invited Victor to her office and asked her, "Victor, I heard that you have always been the first person to get out of prison, haven't you?" Victor replied, "It's true. What's the matter? Is it illegal? " Hillary smiled and said, "This is a hollow name, which has no practical significance. Look at the prisoners who are behind you constantly coming out of the prison, and you are waiting to sit through the prison!" Haha, "Victor said to Hillary seriously," I warn you, don't make fun of my spiritual pillar. This is what I am pointing to. If my spiritual pillar collapses, I will commit suicide in prison, and I'm afraid you won't be able to cry! " Hillary knew that she had made a mistake and quickly apologized and sent Victor back to the prison. A rich man was killed when he went sightseeing at sea and was rescued by a fisherman. Fisherman's Choice The rich man decided to give the fisherman a large sum of money in return. She put forward two schemes: one is to give 5% of the current assets to fishermen now; The other is to give away 2% of your assets after ten years. This is a good thing, and the fisherman is naturally very happy, but at the same time he is very embarrassed: choose the first plan, for fear that the assets of the rich will increase sharply in ten years, and then regret it; If you choose the second option, you are worried that the assets of the rich will shrink seriously or even go bankrupt ten years later. Wouldn't you lose a lot? So much for the story. If you ask the fisherman what choice he finally made, let me explain later. In reality, choices are everywhere in our lives. Open the refrigerator, if there are a variety of vegetables, you have to choose what to do; Open the closet, if there are rows of clothes in it, you have to work hard; If you are handsome enough or beautiful enough, Cupid's Arrow will shoot at you frequently, and you will hesitate among several candidates. If you have a good family background, you will be in a dilemma between "living on your laurels" at leisure and starting a business to do great things. Why is shopping commonly known as shopping? It's not because there are too many things that come into sight, so you can't make a decision at the first time. All these, to name a few. Imagine if there is only one dish left in the refrigerator and only one or two clothes in the closet; If you are "hardware", how can you have so many choices when you are born? It seems that too many choices are not necessarily a good thing. Now, I can tell you the fisherman's choice: she was overwhelmed by these two heart-wrenching choices, and was swallowed up by the waves when she went out to sea the next day. She finally lost all her options. One day, the bird park was full of chirping and excitement. It turns out that birds are arguing about who sings the most beautifully. Lark said: "No need to compare, it is all in primary school textbooks. To describe a good voice, it is said that it is as euphemistic as a lark. Obviously, I call it the most beautiful!" Myna is not to be outdone: "My myna can learn human speech in addition to being euphemistic!" " The parrot smiled and said disdainfully, "When it comes to beauty, my parrot is more beautiful than your starling. As for speaking human words, I know English and Cantonese." The crow also joined in: "What is the standard of beauty? It is the most beautiful to have a personality, quack quack! " Oriole Jr. retorted, "You still want a crow to turn into a phoenix. My name is harmonious and beautiful. This is the most beautiful!" The birds won't budge from each other, and they quarreled bitterly. At this moment, a park worker came up and asked, "Which one of you would like to be a voluntary alarm clock?" "Duty alarm clock, wake people up early, suffer hardships and get no pay." Everyone muttered. The lark pretended not to hear and turned her head away. Starlings and parrots also shut their mouths, while crows and little Oriole took advantage of people's unprepared and ran away early. "I do." The cock, who has never opened his mouth, actively raised his hand. From that day on, whenever dawn breaks, there will always be a loud ringing sound near the park. "Listen, what a beautiful cry!" People who get up early are amazed, and everyone thinks that the rooster is the most beautiful. The birds in the park hung their heads in shame. White horse and dark horse live in the same grassland, and they both dream of getting ahead and becoming famous in the world. The white horse is a real "Prince Charming" with a tall figure and good looks. It hopes to change its fate by virtue of its beautiful appearance, so it carefully grooms and maintains its hair every day. The dark horse knows that he is not as handsome as the white horse, but he believes that there will be Bole in the world. As long as he is a real swift horse, he will not be appreciated, so he studies hard every day and runs like lightning. One day, Bole came to this grassland to choose a swift horse. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. When the news came out, all the horses came in succession, all ready to try. Under the careful organization of Bole, after several rounds of strict selection, only the white horse and the dark horse were finally shortlisted. There is no doubt that the strength of the dark horse is much better than that of the white horse, and there is almost no suspense in their competition. The dark horse is glad that the efforts for many years have finally been in vain. However, Bole finally took a fancy to the white horse with poor strength. It turned out that the Bole in the world was so much. The dark horse was disappointed and indignant, and disappeared in the vast grassland with a long whistle. Bole presented the white horse to the king as a swift horse. The white horse lived in the magnificent palace and was carefully served by a large group of people, which was extremely glorious. In order to show off his newly-acquired swift horse to his ministers, the king specially rode on a white horse to hunt in the suburbs. Unexpectedly, the white horse was exhausted, panting like an ox, and its pace was chaotic, which was not as good as the servant's ordinary horse. The king lost face, and in anger, he demoted the white horse into the mill and pulled it with the donkey. The white horse has always been spoiled, and it is useless to pull the stone mill at all. At this time, the dark horse is still galloping on the prairie and free. It's just a little misfortune to be incompetent, but it's unfortunate to be incompetent. One day, a little loach poked its head out of the mud and wanted to swim freely in the clear water for a while. Just then, a group of small carp swam past it. The little loach warmly greeted the carp: "Hello, sister carp!" " When the little carp looked carefully, it turned out to be an ugly little loach! Carps burst into laughter at first, and then laughed at the little loach and said, "Look at that ugly little guy, who keeps himself in the mud all day, stinking all over, and it's a disgrace to our fish!" The little loach was about to speak when the rest of the carp said, "Where does it belong to our fish?" Don't flatter it. It lives in dark mud all day, eating mud and drinking mud. It is simply a bug! " After that, the carp swam away with a triumphant smile. The little loach came home sadly and was very depressed. The mother loach saw this and knew that her child must have been wronged outside, so she went forward to ask. The little loach told his mother about the humiliation of carp during the day. It thought that her mother would definitely scold those respectable carp and take it out for herself. I didn't know that my mother didn't scold them, but smiled and said to it, "Baby, can a few words from others make you so angry?" Then your measurement is too small, right? Son, you should know that we fish can live in water because we have a unique respiratory system. The more developed the respiratory system, the better the fish. Those carp who laugh at you can only breathe in the water. As for you, you can not only swim happily in the water, but also live comfortably in the mushy mud. This is where you are outstanding! Carps laugh at you because they envy your skills! How can the color of carp be red? It is because they like to envy others! My child, when someone laughs at you again, you should know that this is a kind of jealousy and envy of others. Think about it, why don't they just laugh at you instead of others? " The little loach smiled sweetly after listening to his mother's explanation. In fact, in this world, people are often drowned not by water and mud, but by the saliva of others! Why care about other people's gossip? If you are just a loach, just be yourself. In the forest of Qingsong Country, this day is the centenary of Fox's new son Fox. Early in the morning, the forest in Qingsong country was very lively. Magpie, white rabbit, squirrel, aunt panda, etc. are all here. With all kinds of exquisite gifts, even the coyote went to the fox's house to congratulate him. It happened that only Okumo didn't sell the fox's account, but he didn't come to the fox to hold a grudge and wait for revenge. One day, Qingsong was holding a forest meeting to discuss. The lion king asked: Recently, the dense fog in Qingsong country fills the air. Do you have any solutions? The fox smiled and answered, Your Majesty! The reason why the dense fog around Qingsong country recently is completely caused by the spider family. The web they weave is littered and disorderly. It hinders the flow of air and the wind in the forest is blocked. Water can't evaporate, which is why clouds form. If we don't do something to stop it, it will bring a devastating blow to the forest in Qingsong ―― the leaves will fall off, the grass will wither, the forest will lack oxygen, the fire will be imminent, the herbivores will starve to death, causing a chain reaction in the food chain, and the carnivores will surely be finished. This will affect the supreme, noble and great lion king! The forest of Qingsong country is bound to be a disaster! Terrible! Terrible! Your majesty! You must abandon even a little pity now. In order to uphold justice and promote righteousness. For all the creatures in the world! For the great rejuvenation and bright future of the forest in Qingsong country! Your majesty! For your own sake, don't be alone, army of one! It is not allowed to talk about charity now, and there should be no kindness. For everyone, give up your family. Punish spiders for the forest. Life and death, life and death. Any indecision is a big mistake! In order that we can live, in order to maintain life. Therefore, I suggested that spiders must be forbidden to weave webs. Finally, after repeated entreaties from the fox, the lion king was moved by the fox's enthusiasm and decided to order spiders to weave webs. Offenders were buried alive! In order to survive, spiders have no choice but to move out of the forest of Qingsong country and scramble for their lives! When the fox saw this scene, he laughed happily, danced with joy, and was extremely happy. At this time, Okumo, the troublemaker, was too hungry to walk. Hunger was unbearable, and it had to eat the last spider web it spit out. As it happens, the fox hummed a tune and made a special trip by here in a roundabout way. It saw that Okumo was hungry to eat the web he had woven, and that the spider was crying helplessly and smiling in despair, with its paws in the air, and it pouted a little. Yelling loudly: alas! Eat your own silk, it tastes cool! I told you not to look down on Lao Tzu, and I told you to be arrogant and bold! Lawless! Hum! Lao Tzu turned his hand over for the cloud and covered his hand for the rain. Look down on your fox father, and he will destroy your whole family! Now, even if you drill into my crotch, you will beg for mercy in every way. I will never let you go! Seeing and thinking about your pain and misery, I am so cool and comfortable! Hey, hey, the spider said with tears: we live by cobwebs. If we don't teach us to weave webs, we will starve to death without them! But you killed our whole spider family for the little thing that I didn't give your newborn son a gift for "over a hundred days" ―― your heart is really ten million times more poisonous than a snake and scorpion! Therefore, in life, it is better to offend a gentleman than a villain! Two soldiers were on their way together. On the way, they were robbed by a robber. One immediately fled to one side, and the other bravely greeted him, fought with him and killed the robber. At this time, the timid soldier ran over, drew his sword, threw away his coat and said loudly, "I'll deal with him. I want him to know who he robbed." At this time, the brave soldier said, "I only wish you could come and help me just now, even if you only said something." Because I will believe these words are true, and I will get up the courage to resist the enemy. Now, please put your sword in the sheath and control your useless tongue. You can only cheat those who don't know you. I saw the speed of your escape with my own eyes, and I know very well that your courage is unreliable. " The story is that some people try to dress themselves up as heroes after they are about to succeed or have succeeded, but they stand by and watch while they succeed. During the Spring and Autumn Period, there was a farmer in Song State. He went out early and returned late every day, and worked hard to plant his own land. One noon, the farmer was sitting under a big tree in the field to have a rest. Suddenly, a hare rushed over mindlessly, bumped into a stump and immediately passed out. When the farmer saw it, he quickly became taller.