2. Life is all about dying, dying early and dying late.

3. You are really more Donnie Yen than Jet Li!

4. How can you say that he has a brain in the water? The premise is that there is also a brain ah.

5. Three ignorant cobblers, stinks of Zhuge Liang.

6. I'm Zeng, and I'm telling you, believe me, believe me.

7. Opportunities rained down on me.

8. A good man is me, I am Zeng Xiaoxian

9. A tough life does not need to be explained!

10. Q: What are the 4 most spoken words by Monk Sha in Journey to the West?

A: 1, big brother, the master was captured by the demon

2, big brother, second brother was captured by the demon

3, big brother, master and second brother was captured by the demon

4, second brother, the master was captured by the demon

11. Life is like a play, love is one, get married and have a child is another. Very normal.

12. Left eye jump, peach blossom, right eye jump, chrysanthemum open.

13. I'm sure I'll be chopped into chips.

14. Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idolatrous flavors.

15.Help me dice the carrots

16.You've got an ID for what you've got

17.How do they have time to create human beings when you're chatting with them until midnight every day?

18. bet with me, not to see what you want, but to see what I have...

19. spit is for counting money not for reasoning

20. what's the difference between you and going straight to reincarnation?

21. This is a turning point? It's clearly a fracture point.

22. rich second generation: salary can pay the car loan, mortgage, pay the second loan

23. mediocre side of the self-interference

24. escaped the monk, can not escape the abbot

25. green vegetables inside the green worm, fans inside the wire

26. sitting alone on the sofa, look at the end of the world

27. men are candles, not light not light!

28. words thick reason is not thick

29. don't take shrimp not seafood

30. that can not be ruffled into the bowl is a dish ah

30. little cock point to who, I will choose who

31. Conan, if he is alive, will be angry into the Mori Kogoro

32. you are sheep tone ah, the beginning of the run away from the side of the road no longer I'm not going to be able to run back, is not it?

33. Yifei: We are guests with status, don't make it look like a decoration team.

34. Narcissism and brain damage, that's a self-inflicted injury!

35. That kind of smile, sweet and elegant, as if the spring breeze over Lugu Lake, autumn rain soaked Jiuzhaigou.

36. Counting sheep this approach is passed on from abroad, the English pronunciation of "sheep" is Sheep, and sleep Sleep is very close to read more than one will have a psychological implication. But how do Chinese people use the English mental suggestion? I have a new, more direct and effective way - counting dumplings. Dumplings - sleep, that's the Chinese mental suggestion!

37. Aren't rotten eggs eggs?

38. Chewing gum ...... Internet rumors say that if 5 pieces together, through the action of chewing can also create a feeling of satiety, and the key - will not be fat, the most suitable for the lost love of the crowd!

39. Listen to other people's stories and keep your own tears.

40. Xiao Xian: Question! You guys say Liu Guan Zhang Peach Orchard when the righteousness, who is the offering ah?

Yi Fei: Emperor Heaven and Earth? The two emperors of the Yellow Emperor?

YouYi: The offering ...... was of course peaches!

41. What's that saying - a great man can stretch and shrink

42. You're careful, I'm relieved. You're greedy, I'm worried. I'm happy that you have a heart. I am disgusted by your philandering. You are negative, I am sad. A blessing a piece of heart, your moon my heart, New Year blessing is sincere.

43. I will never bow to the evil forces, I will not do it even if I kill you

44. Moran: What seat are you?

Zhang Wei: I am made of meat!

45. Good dogs do not block the road, blocking the road - are roadblocks

46. hahaha! A tiger doesn't send a cat, you think I'm critically ill!

47. Xiao Xian: who is Junko ah Charming so much,

YouYou: downstairs Sadako's sister

48. Yifei: the longer I communicate with her the more I like the pig, the pig will always be a pig, and people are sometimes not people!

49. I'm not going to bother with idiots, otherwise people won't be able to tell who's an idiot.

50. To mix in the jungle, it is best to be a bachelor

51. stepped on a banana peel and fell down, be sure to get up and continue to step on it, stepping on the rotten off it is not slippery