2, don't be crazy with me, my eldest brother Qin Shihuang! Don't pretend with me, I'm behind the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China. If you don't believe me, bin Laden is my uncle. After bombing first, he was poisoned. If you refuse to accept it again, the registered policeman is my aunt. Change your account into a pig!
3. How much I fucking love you, and you fucking ignore it; I fucking discharged to you, and you fucking pretended not to see it; I'm fucking going to jump off a building, and you're fucking willing to turn back; You fucking changed your mind, and I fucking landed!
4. When the meteor falls in love with the earth, it will not hesitate to fall, just for that moment; When the clouds fall in love with running water, they will not hesitate to fall, just to solve their lovesickness; When I think of you, I don't hesitate to pay a dime to tell you in advance: Happy June 1st, little P-boy!
5. You are dragging a pig shopping, and you look very happy. I passed by and said sympathetically, "Look at a person's grade and see who he is with." Before I finished, I saw the pig abandon you with disdain.
6. On the first day, are you a pig? You answered no, and you were beaten-dishonest! The next day, I asked if you were a pig, and your answer was, beaten up-not modest! On the third day, I asked if you were a pig, but you didn't say a word and were beaten wildly-even if you were a pig, you were still dragging! ! !
7. At the end of the month, if there are still words that can't be paid, please read this tongue twister after me: level 1 difficulty: making nonsense and waving phone bills. Level 2 difficulty: the phone bill will evaporate. Level 3 difficulty: play nonsense and volatilize the phone bill!
8. College students = eating+sleeping+falling in love with pigs = eating+sleeping, so college students = pigs+falling in love with more college students-falling in love = pigs, that is, college students don't fall in love with pigs.
9, affectionate days, affectionate places, affectionate I am waiting for you. I miss you with a lonely pillow: I love you+miss you+hope you+miss you+wait for you = I can't live without you, and I love you-Xizhilang cici Jelly!
10, God, bless me, bless those who forget me, don't contact me, don't call me, don't send me a text message, don't miss me, don't miss me, and their mobile phones fall into the toilet. Amen! By the way, let the water flush!
1 1, it rains in every city, just like I miss you wherever I go. Missing is a kind of fruit, sweet and sour, full of memories at night, thinking of you with uncertainty and wanting to crush you to death ~ ~ ~
12, what happened? I called your mobile phone just now, and after the bell rang, the prompt said: The user is eating grass, please don't disturb! I can't believe it. Call again and say: The subscriber you dialed has been sent to the slaughterhouse. Please share it later! Are you okay? !
13, days without you/days without you/upset/life without you/it's really hard/when can I really have you/my dearest. . . . . . Don't be beautiful, not you, but money!
14, if your ears itch, it proves that someone misses you; If your eyes itch, it proves that someone wants to see you; If your lips itch, it proves that someone wants to kiss you; If your body itches. . . . Don't be ridiculous, it's time for a bath! ! !
15. I saw you the other day. You were sitting in the sun, so uncomfortable. I asked you what you were doing, and you smiled mysteriously: "Keep your voice down, and no one will call me an idiot when I get tanned!" "
16, the legend of Cupid: one arrow through the heart represents love at first sight, two arrows through the heart represent wishful thinking, and three arrows represent three lucky lives. . . I'm shooting arrows at you. . . Small kind, you just wait to become a hedgehog!
17, the reverse is like a silk sister mulberry mouth material connected with silver in the nest, and the nest is like a silk sister mulberry mouth in the west for reverse silver, and the oil is loaded with Morimoto's nest wine in the reverse, and the Morimoto's nest in Zuomengmeng Island in Wotiantian is actually a short mulberry. Oh, buy and sue! Wofa defeats silver music!
18, do you know? I dreamed of you again last night. We snuggled up to each other by the river. You looked at me and I looked at you. Suddenly, you looked up and said three words to me affectionately: "woof, woof, woof!" "
19. I dreamed of you yesterday. Really, the sky is so blue and the sea is so clear. Lovely you are swimming in the sea, and I poke your back with that twig on the shore: Hey, this little bastard is quite hard!
20. I am an onion, standing in the wind and rain. Who dares dip me in the sauce? K, his ancestor, went through difficulties and crossed the north. I drank water behind the toilet, ran over my leg on the train track, and kissed the pig. What are you looking at? Kiss you!
2 1, one day you win the prize and travel by air for free. Sadness: The plane crashed. Hi: There are parachutes. Sadness: I can't open it. Hi: There are haystacks on the ground. Sadness: There is an iron fork on it. Hi: I didn't fall on the fork. Sadness: I didn't fall on the haystack either. . .
22, hey! I dreamed that you were swimming in the water last night. As soon as I looked worried, I shouted to you to come up quickly. I didn't expect you to ignore me and look up at me: Why are you yelling? Haven't you heard of dead mouse feels no cold?
23. Are you a dung ball that was once rolled by Xiao Shami's low-energy dog Wang Cai, a cockroach Xiaoqiang who was trampled by Wang Cai, who was adopted by Shaolin Temple's mentally retarded master, who is known as a pear flower crushing Haitang?
24. melatonin said that if you don't skip class today, you will skip professional classes. Hui Renbao said he fled and I fled. Dabao said that you escaped today? Haodi said that everyone fled is the real escape. Colgate said that our goal is that no one will attend classes!
25, Tianjin edition: "Mud intermediary four catch hemp?" "Saunders Darth Seven!" "Four yuan high or four for high?" "The staff is high!" "The staff is high enough!" "Bullpen hemp! I was seen by the wall! "
26. The three most popular words during the Iraq war: peace, war and found. Connect these three words and read them aloud for three times, and you will solve a historical unsolved case.
27. If autumn leaves, I will wait for you in the snow. If the world leaves, I will love you in heaven. If you leave, I will miss you in tears. . . If I leave, . . . . . The feed is in the trough, don't starve yourself!
28. Not every flower can represent love, but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but poplars did it. Not every pig can receive text messages, but you did it!
29. I 10 can't stand it anymore. I miss you very much. I want to see you every day. You can give it to me yourself. I will never fail you 7 times. I will keep you by my side forever. I will never be half-hearted. I swear I will only raise you 1 pig!
30. being ignored? Being bullied? Nobody loves you? Never mind! Even if no one in this world loves you, cares about you and values you! My door is still open for you! Chengdu Mental Hospital gives you a five-star home!
3 1, I can't sleep when I miss you, I have a lot of thoughts when I love you, and I'm lonely in the days without you. I'd like to turn into a lovebird, cross the waters of Qian Shan, fly to your head and pull a pile of shit, yeah!
32, missing is like chocolate, bitter! Sweet! Dare not miss you! Afraid of missing you! I dare not say I miss you, but I am afraid I miss you more! In fact, I really, really miss you, miss you, and become a pig!
33. This may be the last few days that I sent you a text message. I'm hesitating to tell you that I'm going to Japan, and all the formalities have been completed. I won't forget you, really. Mine caught bird flu, so I went to infect it. . .
34. When the devil beats the glass in front of your window, the toad is getting into your bed, the poisonous snake is rippling over your head, the earthworm is shuttling on your toes, and the centipede has climbed into your nostrils. Don't be afraid! I'm riding a snail to save you! Drive! Drive!
35. Tang Priest and his disciples met a beautiful woman on the way to learn Buddhist scriptures. Bajie decided to marry her. Wukong suspected that it was a demon. Tang Priest said it didn't matter. Send a text message to test it. If she didn't return the message, she would marry Bajie!
36. Our fate began thousands of years ago. In the autumn of that year, we were playing in the maple forest where the leaves were like fire. You chased me. Finally, when you caught up with me, you kindly bit me. At that time, my name was Lv Dongbin.
37. I have always been an unknown knight in the Jianghu until one day I met the most mysterious you in the legend and even called your name. Since then, I have also had a famous name in the Jianghu: Zhi Zhu Xia!
38. To calculate the problem, 1 to 8, choose a number as A, add A to 3 and subtract 2 to get B, and multiply B by 9 to get C; Add c bits and ten bits to get D,D times 50 to get E,E MINUS 200 to get f, f implies your life, very clever!
I dreamed that you were singing last night! Your singing is very sweet, and your sentimental expression touched me. I almost swore to love you for 10 thousand years, but I didn't dare, because you were singing to a donkey: I will be you when I grow up!
40. Legend has it that wishing on a meteor is very clever. I wait for it every day. On that day, I finally saw a meteor. I closed my eyes and wished before it fell, hoping that you would become smarter from an idiot. When I opened my eyes, I was surprised to find that the meteor flew back the same way!
4 1, full moon night, the top of Huashan, isolated one person, like a fairy? Long hair fluttering, far-reaching eyes, holding an object, pointing to the sky! Slowly retract, slowly stretch, after three laps, look up and shout: "China Unicom, no signal!"
42. If I had a candy, I would give it to you because I want you to be happy. If I have two sweets, we will each have one, and I think we will be happy together; If I had three sweets, I would give you two, because I hope you have more cavities than me!
43. The intermittent rain has aroused my infinite thoughts ~ ~ To put it bluntly, I miss you! When the weather is fine, I'll take you to that green meadow. But I made an agreement with you in advance: only eating grass and not arching the ground!
44. It's New Year's Day, and there's nothing to give you. Just change all the change in your pocket into steel and give it to you. If someone bullies you, just smash him with steel and let him know how powerful our rich people are. Don't forget to pick it up after smashing it. We have to live!
Respondent: wangqinglang-level 2 2010-1-713: 28.
Report one of the classic net articles: ants with good N B.
Funny level: ★★★★★★★
Reason for being selected: unique in conception, inspiring, whimsical and very popular. Thinking in the unreachable place, writing in the unspeakable place, the ant regrets the image, although absurd, but it is memorable.
Witty words:
An ant saw an elephant on the road. The ant got into the soil and only one leg was exposed.
The little rabbit saw it and asked, "Why are your legs exposed?"
The ant said, "Shh! Don't make any noise, I'll trip his turtle-son! "
The next day, the rabbit saw the whole nest of ants lined up in a hurry and asked why.
The ant replied, "Yesterday, an elephant was tripped by one of our brothers and was seriously injured. We donated blood to that ya."
Not long after, the rabbit saw a large number of ants coming back, and asked what was going on. One ant said, "Oh, only one of them has the same blood type as that elephant. It is enough to leave him to draw blood there."
The second classic net text: the mobile phone fell into the toilet.
Funny level: ★★★★★☆.
Reason for being selected: This article has a whimsy, closely links with reality, and draws a classic. Although it is suspected of imitating why chickens crossed the road in those days, it is still a boutique.
Witty words:
Bin Laden: I deny that I ever planned to use mobile phones to attack toilets.
Xue Cun: Lao Zhang rushed to the toilet and squatted; I dropped my mobile phone in the toilet, so I flushed it.
Stephen Chow: (With a serious face, he slowly takes out the mobile phone that has been dried in a lump of shit from the toilet) The mobile phone and the toilet really have a head start. Wow, there is still a lump of shit in it.
China Telecom: In order to ensure the reception quality of mobile phones, we plan to build a signal tower in the toilet.
China Unicom: In order to openly test the voice quality of CDMA, we decided to answer your call in the toilet!
Microsoft: The phone will fall into the toilet, which is a compatibility problem between the phone and the toilet. Please download the latest patch or upgrade your phone.
Ericsson: The reason why this mobile phone fell into the toilet was only that our technicians were testing it.
Nokia: It may be because these phones don't have an external antenna, so they will slide into the toilet.
The third classic online article: Ten Benefits of Marrying an Internet Talent
Funny level: ★★★★★
Reason for being selected: Without profound experience and keen observation, how can you summarize it in such detail? The person who posted this post is not a network talent, and it is hard to beat him. See the true meaning in the nuances. At the moment when network heroes came forth in large numbers, they were once envied by people, but with the rotation of geomantic omen, talents were only left as seasoning for others to laugh and talk.
Witty words:
In case you fight one day, his weak body hollowed out by the internet is definitely not your opponent, so you don't have to worry about abuse;
The way to please him is very simple. As long as he is given a "bubble bath", he will be ecstatic because he loves bubbles.
You don't have to go out of your way to buy him a gift, because he rarely wears a tie or wears perfume. Just buy a computer screen, which will make him grateful.
The fourth classic net article: the divorce agreement of the net worm
Funny level: ★★★★★
Reason for selection: the sadness or helplessness of the net worm? In reality, people who have this portrayal are looming, and so are those who are addicted to the internet? The popularity of the internet, the prosperity of games, the constant sex, and the touching messages have all become the reasons for people to linger. Not a poppy, it is better than a poppy. Those who can talk and laugh well are successful.
Witty words:
Bank account number and password are all for you! I just want an online account and password;
I'll give you a 38-inch color TV. I just want a 15-inch color display.
The piano is yours, I just want the keyboard that can only make monotonous sounds;
The lively and lovely Jingpa dog is for you. I just want the 56K cat.
You can have the leather sofa. I just want the rickety computer chair.
All the tables and chairs are given to you. I just want my computer desk that never cleans up.
The fifth classic net article: steamed buns and steamed buns
Funny level: ★★★ ☆.
Reason for selection: What comes after hilarious laughter? In the world, it's not just this that harms the innocent, is it Borrowing things to satirize things is no less than this, although it is not a sword and dagger.
Witty words:
One day, steamed bread and noodles fought, and steamed bread was beaten by noodles. The next day, Steamed Bread didn't feel angry. He took many brothers to take revenge and met instant noodles. Steamed Bread angrily went to the instant noodles and said, "Don't think that you won't recognize you if you perm your hair, and then beat you.".
Then, aunt Jin also wants revenge. She found mushrooms, shiitake mushrooms and kohlrabi! I met meatballs on the road and beat the guy up without saying anything. Meatballs refused to accept, and asked why they hit people. They only heard Jin Jingu say, "Small sample, don't think I won't recognize you if you run naked!" "
The sixth classic net article: the gap between farmers and tycoons
Funny level: ★★★ ☆.
Reason for being selected: Why is it just a criticism? Behind the knowing smile, there is still some thinking, which is mixed with coolness. Not to satirize farmers, but it is full of charm and infinite thinking.
Witty words:
We just ate meat and you ate vegetables again;
I just married my daughter-in-law and you are single again;
We just ate sugar and you peed again;
We just wiped our ass with white paper and you wiped your mouth with it again.
We wash our feet and sleep, and you wash your feet and relax;
We take a shower and sleep, you take a shower and touch it;
We massage and treat diseases, and you touch and pick up girls;
We are monogamous, and you are going to have mistresses.
The Seventh Classic Net Text: the Monkey King's Work Report
Funny level: ★★★ ☆.
Reason for being selected: Taking the pen as a gun, revealing social thinking in banter is not only funny, but also a catharsis, and the taste is obvious to readers at a glance.
Witty words:
On the recommendation of Taibai Venus, he was given the positions of "Bi Mawen" and "Director of Flat Peach Garden" to take charge of the work of Upper Bound Horses and Flat Peach Garden. However, at that time, due to serious personal heroism and blind self-worship, he never put himself in the right position, claiming to be the "Great Sage of the Monkey", successively destroying the worse heaven gate, disrupting the flat peach party, turning over the blast furnace, and insulting the personal authority of the head, posing a threat to the property of the heavenly officials and people's lives. In the heavenly army, the heavenly generals were ordered to make a conquest, help and educate me, and did not think about repentance. Actually, dispatch troops confronted me and went further and further on the wrong road, which failed to live up to the care and love of the organization.
Classic net article 8: How to tell the difference between octopus's hands and feet
Funny level: ★★★★
Reason for selection: don't waste a look.
Witty words:
Method 3: Give it a fart to smell, the hand will cover your nose, and the other is your foot.
Method 4: Give it a computer, the hand is placed on the keyboard, and the foot is retracted on the chair.
Method 5: When summer comes, it is the hand that will catch Hong Kong's foot, and of course it is the foot that will be caught.
Method 6: Sprinkle a handful of soil on it, and the one who grabs the towel is the hand, and the other is the foot.
Method 7: Throw100000 yuan on the ground, first step on the teaching, and then pick up the hand.
Method 8: When winter comes, it is the hand that covers your head.
The ninth classic net article: Jin Yong men's and women's football team
Funny level: ★★★☆.
Reason for selection: laugh it off. Funny posts about the characters in Jin Daxia's books have always been enduring. Flying snow shoots white deer in the sky, and laughing at the book god Xia leans on Bi Yuan, all of which have become tools in the hands of funny masters. Take a look, look refreshed, take a look, why just laugh?
Witty words:
Wei Xiaobao is the organizer of the midfield-offensive avant-garde. People may have opinions, but it is not.
Wei Xiaobao has also practiced magic, and it is not a problem to surpass others. Although his martial arts are a little low, he has a flexible mind, quick response and strong creativity, which is a necessary condition for an excellent midfield organizer.
Huang Rong as the front waist, presumably have no objection. With Wang Huang's mind, there should be no problem in planning an attack. Once you lose the ball, start on-the-spot defense, and once you play the dog stick method, it will not be easy to get away, which will delay the time for our team.
The tenth classic net article: rejection letter to Mr. Bai Juyi
Funny level: ★★★☆.
Reason for being selected: Hehe, I believe that friends who have contributed experience can see some bitterness?
Witty words:
The masterpiece "Song of Eternal Sorrow" has been received, and I was amazed after reading it. Mr. Wang is really a super big shot in the literary world. However, Mr. Wang's literary beauty is beautiful, and it will be difficult to publish it in a vulgar magazine if necessary technical treatment is not done. I will return the masterpiece now, please revise it and send it again. Reasons for rejection are:
The title is not eye-catching and attractive. Reading a book to see the skin, reading the text to see the title, Mr. Wang's "Song of Eternal Sorrow", at first glance, the title is at a loss, which can not attract readers' interest in reading. If you don't go straight to the point and highlight the key points, simply change it to "Incest in Father-in-law's Daughter-in-law" or "Yan Fei Wyndell Dichinson Ma Wei Po" and "The Story of a Woman and Two Men"
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Respondent: 727334680-level 1 2010-1-717: 59.
An economic analysis of reporting [sharing] not marrying beautiful women
A beautiful girl is a landscape, so the landscape can only be placed outside for everyone to watch, and you can't marry her and go home. Why? The reasons are as follows:
First, the management fee is too high.
Beautiful girls are sought after by everyone. Even if you start first, do you promise that others can't chase them? Isn't the most popular word now: "What if you have a boyfriend? Not married yet; So what if you have a husband? You can still get divorced! " Can you stand your wife running around with green-headed flies all the time? Maybe I put on a green hat for you one day and I don't even know. After all, there are many men who are better than you.
Second, the maintenance cost is expensive.
As the saying goes, "three points looks and seven points dresses up", that is to say, beautiful girls may not be as beautiful as they look, but they are all dressed up. Girls who love to dress up have nothing but two characteristics: one is to like shopping, and the other is to like shopping. Speaking of shopping, I think many men are scared after listening to it. I can't see that girls don't eat much, but when they walk around the street, they don't know where their physical strength is better than that of boys. Boys come back from climbing the Tianshan Mountains with no pain in their feet, but after a day of shopping, they are afraid to cry for their parents. As for shopping, boys will never understand how a girl's wardrobe will always be missing a dress. And those bottles of cosmetics, you'll never know what they're for. A girl can wash her face in five or six steps.
Third, the use value is not high.
Beautiful girls can go to the hall but not the kitchen. You know, lampblack is the natural enemy of the skin, so beautiful girls won't go into the kitchen easily. If you want something to eat, either go out to eat or help yourself. By analogy, since you don't go to the kitchen, you may have to do the cleaning at home, such as washing the toilet.
Fourth, the durability is not strong.
But every beautiful girl will be surrounded by many people. There are many people around, and it is inevitable that you will get used to developing a little bad habits and bad temper of young ladies. I don't know if you can stand these diseases and temper. Maybe one day or two can stand it, but ten years or eight years, a lifetime? Would you like to be a loser all your life?
Reason five, the problem of economic cost.
Love comparison. Generally speaking, there are many people chasing after a beautiful girl. Whether you are the first person chasing her or the tenth person chasing her, she will have someone to compare. Compare whether you are more capable than XXX, more capable than XXX, and richer than XXX ... If you don't keep your ears open, it's not over yet ...-Haha, analyze the economic cost!
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Respondent: lyd05 16 13-level 7 2010-1-7 22:12.
Report me as a freshman this year. The following are popular words among our students, but I don't know if you are interested.
Topic: The motherland has not been reunified, and I am not in the mood to review.
1. Life is like a super girl, and all the men come to the end. ?
2. It's almost the end of the term, and everyone sings with me: "My family lives on a high loess slope, and strong winds have blown over the slope. Whether it's Chris Lee or Yico Zeng, it's my brother. . . My family lives on the high slope of the loess, and the sun walks on the slope. Whether it is to worship Brother Chun or Brother Zeng, bless me to pass and not fail! " ! ?
3. Xiaoping and Chairman Mao are walking. Xiaoping: Rent the West. Is it the four-stringed instrument that sprinkles the trousers? Chairman: Sang Kuo. Xiaoping: Did Mo Youbi choose a pair of trousers? The chairman took a deep breath of smoke and stared into the distance: Is Tian Tian Sangkuo still hanging wide ...?
4. "So you are the legendary 290? ！” "What is 290?" "290 is 250+38+2"
5. We graduated from primary school with SARS, from junior high school with avian flu, from high school with A-stream, and from university with ... 20 12?
6. Transfer from Education Bureau: In order to welcome the 20 10 college entrance examination and enhance the confidence of the majority of senior three students, you are invited to go back to your alma mater to take the mock exam, which will make you the bottom of the senior three students. We hereby inform you, please tell each other. ?
7. Quotations from Chairman Mao, chapter 38, section 5, line 27, all relationships that are not aimed at marriage are hooligans?
8. When we first went to college, we watched Struggle with longing. When we hesitated, we watched Who is in charge of my youth. Just when we were about to be suddenly enlightened, a humble abode shot us all to death. In despair, we watched "20 12" and suddenly became calm. What house to buy? It will collapse sooner or later! ?
9.20 12 if the ground is not cracked, the building is not falling down, the toilet is not exploding, and passers-by are not running, I will walk into the marriage hall with the person I love on 20 13 years 1 month 4 (love you for life), a big day that will never be found! ?
10. It is said that Tang Zhongzong Li Xian is the most awesome emperor in history. Why is this? Because he is an emperor, his father is an emperor, his younger brother is an emperor, his son is an emperor, his nephew is an emperor, and even more importantly, his mother is an emperor, so history has given him a glorious name: Six Emperor Pills. ?
1 1. The motherland has not been reunified, so I am not in the mood to review?
12. It is said that a company randomly throws away half of a lot of resumes it receives when recruiting, because their recruitment philosophy is "We don't want unlucky people"?
13. I finally know why Socrates died, because the Athenians were tired of his endless "why" nagging, and finally the collective vote reconciled him. ?
14. Teacher of Tongji University: "Don't worry, boys of grade 08, your future wives are still jumping up in middle school ... Successful people are older than their spouses on average 12 years old, so many of your future wives are still jumping up in the first grade of primary school. So now that is someone else's wife ~ ~ "?
15. The lecturer who jumped off a building in Zhejiang University some time ago was the first in the water conservancy grade in Tsinghua. Northwest University Full Award. Graduated from Ph.D in four years, and after two years of doctoral studies. Six articles collected by google Academic and three SCI articles. After arriving at Zhejiang University, 2000 yuan a month ...?
16. According to statistics, in the complete works of Doraemon, Daxiong was beaten by Pang Hu 173 times, scolded by the teacher for 60 times, scolded by his mother for 327 times, bitten by a dog for 23 times, and fell into a ditch 14 times, which shows how optimistic Daxiong is to live, ahead of me.
17. Brushing your teeth is a sad and happy thing, because you have a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other. ?
18. You can never beat a pure idiot, because he will bring your IQ to the same level as him, and then beat you with rich experience. This sentence explains a problem that has puzzled me for a long time ... =. =?
19. One morning, Wang Anshi stepped out: "I played, OOXX (omitted below 1 10,000 words)." Just after that, he knelt down behind him and shouted, "Minister Sofa", "Minister Bench", "Minister Floor", "Minister Top" and "Minister Top" ... Finally, several people were smiling and silent. When Shenzong saw this, he angrily hit the dragon chair and said, "Don't reply with pure expression." ?
20. There is a saying that one hundred sentences are writers, which is called literary talent; There is a saying that ten sentences are professors, which is called learning; There is a saying that a lawyer is a lawyer, which is called caution; It is a diplomat who says one sentence and leaves another, which is called rigor; Ten sentences are said by politicians, which is called calculation; There are a hundred sentences that say a monk, which is called mystery. ?
2 1. review = fail, not review = fail, therefore, review+not review = fail+fail, raise common factor, (1+ not) review = (not+1) fail, so review = Shit, the truth was born?
22. 19 1 1, only capitalism can save China; 1949, only socialism can save China; 1979, only capitalism can save China; 1989, only China can save socialism; In 2009, only China could save capitalism; 20 12, only China can save the world. ?
23. There is such a person. If you text him, he will call you back immediately. Day or night. There is such a person, if you ask him, he will listen to you, you don't want to talk to him, and he won't bother you with text messages anymore. He is 10086. ?
24. Handsome and with a car, that is chess; Those who have money and houses are banks; There is a sense of responsibility and justice, that is Altman; It is Altman who plays chess in the bank who is handsome, has a car, money and a house, and has a sense of responsibility and justice. ?
25. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backgrounds have been picked up, and all those without backgrounds have been killed by a stick?