On Jin Xiaoyan’s tenth birthday, Jiang Xiaoqu took out the pocket money he had saved for a long time, bought a palm-sized cream cake, and eagerly held it and ran to look cute.

Jin Yan has not liked sweets since he was a child, so he took a symbolic bite and Jiang Jianhu Lulu ate the rest.

"My mother is gone." Jin Xiaoyan said quietly while sitting on the edge.

Jiang Xiaojun took a mouthful of cream and glanced at him doubtfully: "Do you have a mother?"

"..."

"It's okay," Jiang Xiaojin said Zuo Ming said, "You still have me."

On Jin Yan's twentieth birthday, Jiang Qui took a long drive from another city and came to the university to see him.

At that time, Jin Yan had already dropped out of school and was doing underworld business with Jin Weiguo. Everyone on the street would call him "Little Jin Brother" when he saw him. Brother Xiao Jin has a vicious eye and a very accurate shot. He has the attitude of being better than his predecessor. The brothers and sisters in the row above are chanting Buddha's words, eagerly hoping that he will find a dignified and virtuous wife as soon as possible, breaking the Jin family's inability to give birth to a son no matter what. Spell.

Comrade Jin Yan, who had high hopes for him, didn’t realize it, so he went to his birthday party when he was asked to go. When he went there, he found that all the girls he saw were the sisters/daughters/nieces/ of big bosses from all over the world. Granddaughter...Yishui's Black Detachment of Women.

Jin Weiguo burst into tears, took his younger brother's hand and said, "My youngest, work harder, the Jin family's incense depends entirely on you..."

Jin Before Yan's stomach could move, the cell phone rang, and Jiang Qui asked on the phone: "Why aren't you in the dormitory?"

"You! Why are you here?!"

"I'm here to celebrate your birthday."

Jin Yan was so stunned that he kicked Jin Weiguo away and ran away in a mess.

Later, the Jin family learned of Jiang Ku’s existence, and everyone in the family shared the same hatred and decided to drive out this evil vixen (a big mistake). As the eldest brother, Jin Weiguo came to the door without hesitation, pointed at Jiang Qui and spat: "Stop dreaming! You will never even think about entering my old Jin's house!"

Jiang Qui said coldly: "Really?" Then he rolled his eyes.

Jin Yan felt like he was being cut into the face by a knife-like gaze, and his knees immediately became weak. He took Jin Weiguo's hand and said sincerely: "Brother, my surname is Jiang..." Then he turned around and made a plop. Kneeling in front of Jiang Jian: "My dear, I love you. I can't live without you. Please believe that I am loyal and worthy of the sun and the moon. Don't be provoked by villains. Tomorrow I will go to the police station with you to change my surname -!"

Jiang Fan was very proud: "There is no need to change the surname, let's get married."

Jin Yan: "No problem!"

Jin Weiguo: "..."

On the eve of Jin Yan's thirtieth birthday, he went to the United States to negotiate an important contract. He didn't come back for two full months. He was so depressed that his eyes turned green. He called Jiang Juan and told himself: "I came back overnight. Before liberation..."

On his birthday, when he returned to China, Star Entertainment prepared a grand reception. However, he got rid of the greeters at the airport and sneaked into the venue to find Jiang Juan, seizing the opportunity. The bag was covered with a bag, and I put it on in the lounge and held it for a long time. At that time, Jiang Qui was still thin-skinned and was very depressed by the shameful play in broad daylight. He felt happy but did not dare to scream. He bit his lip until it was broken. He only heard a group of people running around outside the door: " Where is Mr. Jin? Mr. Jin has arrived at the airport? "Why don't you answer the phone? What should I do if the party starts?" "Oh my god, don't get lost. Call the police!"

Unreliable target Ma Ma went away happily. The young Li Xiaomeng was wearing a small suit and a small bib. He was blowing bubbles and biting his fat fingers, and was carried to the main seat by his subordinates. Go up and host the banquet. The anxious uncles and aunts gathered around him and asked: "Baby, good boy, do you know where your father is?"

Li Xiaomeng thought hard for a few seconds and said in a confused way: "Target...eat." Dinner is here!"

Jin Yan took advantage of the chaos and sneaked out of the lounge, walked around from the back door to the front door, and walked in with his head held high as if he had just arrived.

As soon as he walked in, he was discovered by Jin Weiguo: "You fucking stop! Where are you going to eat a decapitation meal? It can last you two hours?!"

Jin Yan said coldly: "I should go back and continue eating. Can I try another word?"

As a result, at the reception that day, everyone was discussing Mr. Jin's eating problem, and made various guesses based on what he ate: Qi Precious seafood? A banquet between Manchu and Han Dynasties? Could it still be a woman with a strong body? Jiang Ren|'s wife's face turned red and white after hearing this. After the banquet, without saying a word, she rushed up to Li Xiaomeng, took off his pants, and beat her up: "I let you eat! I let you eat." It’s time to eat!”

Li Xiaomeng lived up to her high expectations and burst into tears, making Jin Yan extremely distressed. As a result, the two men reconciled after a minute. Li Xiaomeng wiped away her tears, wiped her mouth, sobbed, and held her numb hand to eat ice cream.

On Jin Yan’s 40th birthday, when Star Entertainment reached its peak, the company was gearing up to prepare an unprecedented grand, luxurious, extravagant and unforgettable celebration for him.

However, Jin Yan is a little tired of having birthday celebrations every year. He just wants to spend time with his family, have a meal, have a date, watch a pornographic movie or something. Fall for a day.

He tried his best to put down his official duties, cancel the party, and returned home happily after get off work - yes, the model boss Comrade Jin Yan still went to work today - and then when he entered the door, he saw the light in the living room. Warm candlelight, snow-white tablecloth, silver knives and forks on the dining table, and the mouth-watering aroma of the heart-shaped steak.

The one who knows me is Jiang Jian! Jin Yan was so excited that he thought that there must be a naked daughter-in-law hidden in the kitchen wearing a sexy apron, waiting for him to "beep--" and then "beep--".

So he crouched, tiptoed, quietly sneaked to the door of the kitchen, and opened his arms enthusiastically: "Daughter-in-law——!"

"Happy birthday, Target!" Li Xiaomeng rushed forward happily.

"Happy birthday, father-in-law!" Tashi rushed forward happily.

"Bah baa baa baa baa!" The little sheep jumped up happily.

Jin Yan: "..."

Jin Yan was pushed to the ground like a hungry tiger pouncing on its prey, and immediately exploded: "Why are you all here? What do you call me?!"

Zhaxi turned and walked away expressionlessly: "Okay."

Jin Yan grabbed Li Xiaomeng as if struck by thunder. Just as he was about to jump and get angry, Jiang Yan suddenly walked out of the bedroom. Li poked his head out: "What are you doing, dear? Do you want to be beaten? Wash your hands and go to eat. I've been waiting for you for a long time!"

Jin Yan was distracted and completely forgot about what he wanted to get angry about. After being stunned for a long time, I suddenly felt something biting my trousers.

"...Li Xiaomeng! Take your lamb away!"

Full of resentment, Mr. Jin sat at the dining table, and the black mist above his head almost materialized. .

However, the blind Li Xiaomeng was unaware of it and was still holding Xiaomei and feeding her milk with great interest. Tashi was sitting and cutting the steak in an orderly manner, but his very existence made Jin Yan puzzled - such a rare candlelight dinner, why don't you hurry up and lead Li Xiaomeng to stay away, and still sit there? What kind of steak is being cut here? !

"Because he cooked the dinner," Jiang Qui said without mercy, "Tashi is a good cook. I think you should learn from him."

Corner of the restaurant A large vase half as tall as a person was filled with lilies, and a bouquet of bright roses was placed on the dining table. The red wine glows like a gem under the candlelight, and combined with the warm and soothing serenade, people are deeply immersed in it.

Jin Yan finally convinced himself to ignore the trio of eating and drinking, and took Jiang Juan’s hand to express his affection: "Dear, thank you for preparing so much for my birthday..."

"Fortunately," Jiang Qui said, "The steak was fried by Tashi, the roses were bought by Li Meng, the decoration of the restaurant was planned by them together, and the lilies were carried back on the back of the lamb... By the way, I finally discovered the benefits of having a pet at home. I can train it to hold our slippers in the future."

"... Dear, you have worked hard, at least this red wine..."

“Straight from your liquor cabinet.

"Jiang Qui said happily, "Fortunately, there was still one bottle left during the divorce. "

Jin Yan: "..."

Jiang Qui: "..."

The husband and wife stared at each other affectionately, and after a while, Jin Yan had a flash of inspiration. , said excitedly: “Creativity! At least the creativity is yours! "

Jiang Yan couldn't dodge, so Jin Yan grabbed his hand and held it close to his chest. He said, "Dear, I knew you had me in your heart!" A candlelight dinner couldn't be more romantic! It’s hard for you to plan so much for me. Come on, let’s drink this cup! ”

Jiang Aojiao felt bad and turned around to escape. Unfortunately, he was caught by bandit Jin, who forced him to drink two taels of red wine with “hey hey hey hey” and almost choked to death.

"Jin, Yan——! You did it on purpose, Jin Yan! Let go, let go! "

"Hahaha, my dear cousin, you are so stubborn, you love me so much and can't live without me..."

"Who the hell can't live without you? Let go! ”

“Come on, let’s finish this cup again, ah——”

Zhaxi cut the steak dutifully, fed it to Li Meng piece by piece, and sighed after a long while. He said in a tone: "Mr. Jiang is so pitiful. "

Li Meng and Xiaomei nodded together: "Yes, yes. "Bah baa, baa baa." "

The six eyes looked across the round table together and saw that the dining table was empty. There was a faint sound of fierce fighting under the table: "Jin Yan, you are going too far! "My wife opened her mouth, ah——"

"It's so pitiful!" "The two of them shook their heads with regret, then held hands, led the lamb, and went out to watch a movie.

This old couple lost face in front of their children, and Jiang Aojiao was so angry that she didn't even have food. After eating, he burped and ran to take a shower. Bandit Jin wandered around in front of the locked bathroom door like a trapped animal for a long time. He finally waited for his wife to finish washing. As soon as she came out, she was attacked by a hungry tiger, so she took her to bed and ate her. Absolutely.

This husband and wife are indeed shameless, just like Li Meng often laughed at them, there is no conflict between you and me when they come out of the bedroom

It just so happened that the time for sex tonight was early. After sex, it was when the lights were starting to fall and the moon was shining brightly. The romantic feelings in Jin Yan's heart were as if they had taken aphrodisiac, so he suggested: "We Go watch a movie! ”

Jiang Aojiao was surrendered and naturally had no objections.

They went to the cinema in a sticky mood, bought couple seats, and watched a movie about life and death without knowing what was going on. It’s a small literary movie. The other viewers covered their mouths with their faces filled with laughter. Only the two of them were feeding me a mouthful of popcorn and I feeding you a mouthful of ice cream in the dark. The background was full of sweet pink bubbles, so as not to cause public outrage. They dragged it out and burned it.

When the movie was over and the lights turned on and the red-eyed young lovers lined up to appear, Jin Yan still asked, "Why is it over now?" "

Jiang Qui struggled to pull away the hand he held between his thighs, and was a little confused: "What is this movie about? ”

The husband and wife looked at each other and quickly put the problem of the movie behind them, holding hands and going home sticky.

As a result, they returned home like this The two of them didn't stop, and one of them took a glass of red wine and ran to the balcony to admire the moon. There was no moonlight to see in the city, and it happened to be cloudy again tonight. Jiang Qui fiddled with the telescope for a long time, and finally said seriously: "No. Can't find it. Just wait until next time.

Jin Yan hugged Jiang Qui between his legs and said absently while sniffing: "Okay, anyway, there will be many opportunities in the future. Put the telescope away and don't lose it... Hey, okay?" Wash your hair, don’t move! Let me smell it! "

"Don't move! You are so old, can you please stop? "

"Who said your man is old? Comrade Jiang Fan, on behalf of the organization, I am warning you not to fall out of bed and deny anyone else..."

The two men struggled back and forth, and eventually both fell over from the recliner. It fell to the ground with a plop.

Jiang Fan turned over in anger and remembered that Jin Yan was holding him back and forth, and kept asking: "I despise your man for being old? Huh? Do you despise your man for being old?"

"You That’s it, Jin Yan! Do you want to be beaten?”

“Yeah, I knew you were a bastard who doesn’t recognize people when he gets out of bed, and you want to beat your husband...”

Jiang Yan's face was so red that blood dripped from his face. He wanted to slap the person with his backhand, but Jin Yan caught him. He kissed her on the neck and murmured: "I will be old when I am eighty years old. I will still be the same when I am eighty years old. Wait and see, hum!"

Jiang Yan couldn't help but hold back a sentence for a while: "I won't be eighty by then?"

Jin Yan suddenly became excited. He was delighted, "Yes, the heartless Li Xiaomeng must have run away at that time, leaving us two bad old men alone in the world every day... No, no, you are never a bad old man, you will always be in my heart." Eight."

He kissed Jiang Qui's face and said with a smile: "It will always be eighteen."

Jiang Qui wanted to say something, but his face turned red for a long time. Then he said vaguely: "You... are the same."

I don't know when the clouds dispersed, and the moon faintly revealed a sharp angle from the sky, reflecting the overlapping figures on the ground, their ears and temples rubbing together.

The stars were obscured by flying clouds, and the crescent moon quickly shrank back shyly.

At the door of the living room behind the balcony, Li Xiaomeng held on to the rope with all his strength: "Xiaomei! You can't go there, Xiaomei! Do you want to be made into braised mutton? Xiaomei——!"

"Baa baa! Baa baa!" The little sheep kept rushing towards the balcony, so stupid that it was almost impossible to hold it back.

Zhaxi grabbed Li Xiaomeng with one hand and picked up Meerzhi with the other. He glanced at the balcony again and didn't know what to think of. Wannian Poker's face turned a little red, "Stop it, you Let's both go to bed."

The little sheep was still unfaithful, so Tashi took her to the bathroom without saying a word to wash and dry her snow-white fluff, and then threw it on Li Meng's bed. Li Xiaomeng was tired from playing wildly tonight, so he vaguely picked up Xiaomei and held her in his arms, and soon fell asleep.

Zhaxi sat beside the bed and looked at him intently. He wanted to lower his head and kiss him but didn't dare. His eyes were full of struggle.

After a while, he raised his head and glanced out the window. The night was getting darker and darker, and the gentle moonlight was faintly visible behind the clouds, covering the earth like an invisible mist.

The days are still long.

He thought so and gently closed the curtains.

This happens every year, the years are stable, and the beautiful times are within reach.

I wish you a long life and a long life.